It's funny all things a man can do when he's playing right field for the Red Sox on national TV Or the next night I be the CEO of IBM Or making out with Sandra in the movie we're both in
Oh, how perfect it be If my life like my dreams
But then again there is the one where it's a normal day at Then I realize that I'm not pants Or the one I'm skydiving and my parachute won't open And I wake up just before I land
On second thought, I think I'll stick my reality 'Cause a scary place to be no logic, there's no guarantee In my
John Lennon takes me riding in his Yellow And last he even told me, what I am the Walrus means The alarm started ringing, I hit snooze and closed my eyes And won a million bucks in Vegas, every time I the dice
Oh, how it would be If my life we're like my
But then there is the one where I start running through the forest a Psycho with a meat hook for a hand Or the one Sandra Bullock leaves me standing at the altar I got busted cutting off my mattress tag
On thought, I think I'll stick with my reality 'Cause it's a place to be There's no logic, there's no In my
Oh, how perfect it be If my we're like my dreams
But then again there is the one where it's a normal day at I realize that I'm not wearing pants Or the one where I'm and my parachute won't open And I realize that I'm not wearing
But then again is the one where I start running through the forest I realize that I'm not wearing pants Or the one where Sandra Bullock leaves me standing at the And I realize that I'm not pants