It's funny all things a man can do when asleep Like playing right for the Red Sox on national TV Or the night I could be the CEO of IBM Or making out with Sandra Bullock in the movie we're in
Oh, how it would be If my life we're like my
But then again there is the one it's a normal day at work Then I realize I'm not wearing pants Or the one where I'm skydiving and my parachute won't And I up screaming just before I land
On second thought, I think I'll stick my reality 'Cause a scary place to be no logic, there's no guarantee In my
John Lennon takes me in his Yellow Submarine And last night he told me, what I am the Walrus means The alarm clock started ringing, I hit snooze and my eyes And won a million bucks in Vegas, every time I the dice
Oh, how it would be If my life we're my dreams
But then there is the one where I start running through the forest From a Psycho with a meat for a hand Or the one where Sandra Bullock leaves me at the altar 'Cause I got cutting off my mattress tag
On second thought, I I'll stick with my reality it's a scary place to be There's no logic, no guarantee In my
Oh, how it would be If my life like my dreams
But then again is the one where it's a normal day at work Then I realize that I'm not wearing Or the one I'm skydiving and my parachute won't open And I that I'm not wearing pants
But then again there is the one where I start running the forest I realize that I'm not wearing pants Or the one Sandra Bullock leaves me standing at the altar And I realize I'm not wearing pants