It's funny all a man can do when he's asleep Like playing right for the Red Sox on national TV Or the next night I be the CEO of IBM Or making out Sandra Bullock in the movie we're both in
Oh, how it would be If my life we're my dreams
But then again is the one where it's a normal day at work I realize that I'm not wearing pants Or the one I'm skydiving and my parachute won't open And I wake up just before I land
On second thought, I think I'll with my reality 'Cause a scary place to be There's no logic, there's no In my
Lennon takes me riding in his Yellow Submarine And last night he even told me, I am the Walrus means The alarm clock started ringing, I hit snooze and closed my And won a million bucks in Vegas, every time I the dice
Oh, how it would be If my we're like my dreams
But again there is the one where I start running through the forest From a with a meat hook for a hand Or the one where Sandra Bullock leaves me standing at the I got busted cutting off my mattress tag
On second thought, I I'll stick with my reality it's a scary place to be There's no logic, no guarantee In my
Oh, how perfect it be If my life we're like my
But then again there is the one it's a normal day at work I realize that I'm not wearing pants Or the one where I'm skydiving and my parachute open And I realize that I'm not pants
But then again is the one where I start running through the forest Then I realize I'm not wearing pants Or the one where Sandra leaves me standing at the altar And I realize I'm not wearing pants