[ ] [ Eminem ]
Ballz, Ballz, x2 You'll touch my...
[ Chorus ] [ ]
me if you can but you ain't man enough, You're tough But you know no matter what You'll never get the chance to My ballz, ballz, x2 You'll never my ballz
[ Verse 1 ] [ Swifty ]
I see you ain't a playa, you ballin' And I don't even care who the hell you in In this game, it no talkin' You can get it started, I nail the And all I here is "get man up off him" So why I gotta stop it, this nigga was talkin'*punk And I ain't gotta prove you I do it and you gotta push my buttons
[ 2 ] [ Bizarre ]
This dude in of me, he weighs a brick He's quick and I can't get hit So I played my position and don't make a Been doin' for years, my team can't lose And ain't nobody, nobody hard 9 o'clock, I'm gonna me a guard Hut one, hut two, I'm Hike, give the ball to And nobody out there me Take this you have to kill me And any player in my way, I'm Dammit, holden
[ ] [ Eminem ]
[ 3 ] [ Eminem ]
Football, Football, I football Yes, tres, dos, uno Dos, tres, fuck, shit, bitch, asshole son of a Everybody cuddle, I mean huddle I stepped in a mud puddle, butthole Freak, who tapped on my ass cheek Nevermind, let's try quarterback Cover me, smother me love that's brotherly That didn't work, try play Hut one, hut two, hut hut up I'm reachin' up another grown butt Hike the ball, I mean I Bizarre But Jesus yikes, I I can feel his balls My dick is long as it is hard, yeah so are my It's the longest yard, whoops that's not the Run it back, wrong song, disreguard whole statement I just made, what yard line we on? On own 5 and our are gone than a minute left, I just throw my ball To the sideline to Von, he outta bounds 48 seconds left on the but every last one counts Call huddle, we're down by six The is, to throw the ball to Swift But so god dang high, that he's trips Falls and slips, grabs him by his fingertips And the ball all the way down to the one But he don't get in, but all we need is a put But all we need is a touch down and an extra to win But then I get sacked all the way to the ten God dammit I'ma slap somebody if I get tapped on the ass laughin' now, no timeouts and its now fourth now We're never gonna it, wait I just got an idea Quick, get naked, Denaun go long I'ma throw the bomb, c'mon how they tackle you wit no pants on Ass out with a floppin' schlong, touch down I told ya the longest yard
[ ] [ Eminem ]
[ Verse 4 ] [ ]
The new face on the yard, just me the ball I'ma run all of ya'll, ya'll just soft Even my cleats is kickin' up mud It's more for me, I'm stiff armin' punks steppin' through the end zone I been grown, I'm so dirty you even know my skin tone It's to rumble, no time to fumble And I won't stumble, your frontline tumble Playin' ball with killas, my team's Three offenders, even drug dealers One of the best runnin' there never was like Barry Sanders, leavin' you in the dust
[ Verse 5 ] [ ]
Yack is high, I got the highest Hit the ground so hard I leave tire Bizarre like a fire crack And my palm more stickier spider back Eyin' my eye, a Truck tryin to sack us No matter how big they backwards Wide reciever, wide For every stride in my life, I and die
[ Verse 6 ] [ Kon ]
Defense is playin' a Then the quarterback and screams That that its time for me To run out the like a bat straight outta hell My burn turf when they excell I try to lateral pass the to Proof He got dropped and the ball came And shot up like a flare, I gave the ball a And use my lineman's as a chair Now I'm flyin' the air like a superhero I can use pose for a box of cereal I'm no joke punk, I get my For the best player on my team what As soon as I the hut 1, 2, hut I do one run, run, the go run run Then I cut, spin in the endzone Then I do the ninety so
[ ] [ Eminem ]
[ ] [ Eminem ]
I'm about footballs dude