[ Intro ] [ ]
Ballz, Ballz, x2 You'll touch my...
[ ] [ Eminem ]
me if you can but you ain't man enough, You're tough But you that no matter what You'll never get the chance to My ballz, ballz, x2 You'll never touch my
[ Verse 1 ] [ McVay ]
I see you a playa, you ain't ballin' And I even care who the hell you call in In this game, it no talkin' You can get it started, I nail the And all I is "get your man up off him" So why I gotta stop it, this nigga was talkin'*punk And I ain't prove you nothin' I do it and you ain't gotta my buttons
[ Verse 2 ] [ ]
This dude in front of me, he weighs a He's quick and I can't get hit So I played my and don't make a move doin' this for years, my team can't lose And ain't nobody, nobody hard 9 o'clock, I'm gonna me a guard Hut one, hut two, I'm Hike, give the to Nelly And nobody out there me Take this 'fore you to kill me And any in my way, I'm foldin' Dammit, called
[ Chorus ] [ ]
[ Verse 3 ] [ ]
Football, Football, I love Yes, tres, dos, uno Dos, tres, fuck, shit, bitch, asshole son of a cuddle, blah I mean huddle I stepped in a mud puddle, butthole Freak, who just on my ass cheek Nevermind, try quarterback sneak Cover me, smother me with that's brotherly didn't work, try another play Hut one, hut two, hut hut up I'm reachin' up another grown man's Hike the ball, I I like Bizarre But yikes, I think I can feel his balls My dick is long as it is hard, yeah so are my It's the longest yard, whoops not the chorus Run it back, wrong song, disreguard That whole statement I just made, what yard we on? On own 5 and our are gone than a minute left, I just throw my ball To the sideline to Von, he outta bounds 48 seconds left on the but every last one counts Call another huddle, we're by six The plan is, to throw the ball to But he's so god dang high, that trips Falls and slips, Proof him by his fingertips And the ball all the way down to the one But he don't get in, but all we is a put *murmurs* But all we is a touch down and an extra point to win But then I get all the way back to the ten God dammit I'ma slap somebody if I get on the ass again Everybody's laughin' now, no and its now fourth now We're gonna make it, wait I just got an idea Quick, everybody get naked, go long throw the bomb, c'mon how they gonna tackle you wit no pants on Ass out with a schlong, touch down yeah I told ya It's the longest
[ ] [ Eminem ]
[ 4 ] [ Kuniva ]
The new face on the yard, just hand me the run through all of ya'll, ya'll just soft Even though my is kickin' up mud It's more for me, I'm stiff armin' punks High through the end zone I been grown, I'm so dirty you don't know my skin tone time to rumble, no time to fumble And I stumble, your frontline will tumble Playin' ball with killas, my team's Three time offenders, even dealers One of the best runnin' there never was Movin' Barry Sanders, leavin' you in the dust
[ Verse 5 ] [ ]
Yack is high, I got the highest Hit the ground so hard I tire tracks Bizarre snaps a fire crack And my palm more stickier than spider Eyin' my eye, a Mack Truck to sack us No how big they flyin' backwards reciever, recievin' wide For stride in my life, I breathe and die
[ Verse 6 ] [ Kon ]
Defense is playin' a Then the quarterback and screams That means its time for me To run out the like a bat straight outta hell My tracks burn turf when they I try to lateral pass the to Proof He got and the ball came loose And shot up a flare, I gave the ball a stare And use my lineman's as a chair Now I'm flyin' through the air like a I can use this pose for a box of I'm no joke punk, I get my For bein' the best on my team what As soon as I the hut 1, 2, hut I do one run, run, the go run run Then I cut, spin in the endzone Then I do the ninety so
[ Chorus ] [ ]
[ ] [ Eminem ]
I'm talkin' about footballs