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Ballz, Ballz, x2 never touch my...
[ ] [ Eminem ]
Catch me if you can but you man enough, standin' tough But you know no matter what never get the chance to touch My ballz, ballz, x2 You'll never touch my
[ 1 ] [ Swifty McVay ]
I see you ain't a playa, you ain't And I don't care who the hell you call in In this game, it no talkin' You can get it started, I the coffin And all I here is "get man up off him" So why I stop it, this nigga was talkin'*punk echoes* And I ain't gotta prove you I do it and you ain't push my buttons
[ 2 ] [ Bizarre ]
This dude in front of me, he weighs a quick and I can't get Marshall hit So I played my and don't make a move Been doin' this for years, my can't lose And ain't nobody, ain't nobody 9 o'clock, I'm gonna punch me a Hut one, hut two, I'm Hike, the ball to Nelly And nobody out feels me this 'fore you have to kill me And any in my way, I'm foldin' Dammit, holden
[ ] [ Eminem ]
[ 3 ] [ Eminem ]
Football, Football, I football Yes, tres, dos, uno Dos, tres, fuck, shit, bitch, son of a bitch Everybody cuddle, blah I mean I stepped in a mud puddle, butthole Freak, who tapped on my ass cheek Nevermind, let's try sneak Cover me, smother me with love brotherly That didn't work, try another Hut one, hut two, hut hut up I'm reachin' up another man's butt the ball, I mean I like Bizarre But yikes, I think I can feel his balls My is long as it is hard, yeah so are my balls the longest yard, whoops that's not the chorus Run it back, wrong song, disreguard whole statement I just made, what yard line we on? On own 5 and our timeouts are Less than a minute left, I just my ball To the sideline to Von, he steps outta 48 seconds left on the clock but every last one another huddle, we're down by six The plan is, to throw the ball to But so god dang high, that he's trips and slips, Proof grabs him by his fingertips And the ball all the way down to the one But he don't get in, but all we is a put *murmurs* But all we need is a touch down and an point to win But then I get sacked all the way to the ten God I'ma slap somebody if I get tapped on the ass again Everybody's now, no timeouts and its now fourth now never gonna make it, wait I just got an idea Quick, everybody get naked, Denaun go I'ma throw the bomb, how they gonna tackle you wit no pants on Ass out a floppin' schlong, touch down yeah I told ya It's the yard
[ ] [ Eminem ]
[ Verse 4 ] [ ]
The new on the yard, just hand me the ball I'ma run all of ya'll, ya'll just soft Even though my is kickin' up mud It's more tragic for me, I'm armin' punks High through the end zone I been grown, I'm so dirty you don't even know my tone It's to rumble, no time to fumble And I won't stumble, your will tumble Playin' ball killas, my team's gorillas Three time offenders, even dealers One of the best runnin' there never was like Barry Sanders, leavin' you in the dust
[ 5 ] [ Proof ]
Yack is high, I got the highest Hit the ground so hard I leave tire Bizarre like a fire crack And my palm stickier than spider back Eyin' my eye, a Mack Truck to sack us No matter how big they backwards reciever, recievin' wide For every stride in my life, I and die
[ 6 ] [ Kon Artis ]
is playin' a pass Then the peeps and screams That that its time for me To run out the back like a bat straight hell My tracks burn turf when excell I try to lateral the ball to Proof He got and the ball came loose And shot up like a flare, I the ball a stare And use my lineman's shoulder as a Now I'm flyin' through the air like a I can use this pose for a box of I'm no punk, I get my dinerio For the best player on my team what As as I hear the hut 1, 2, hut I do one run, run, the go run run Then I cut, spin around in the Then I do the shuffle so
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[ Outro ] [ ]
I'm about footballs dude