[ ] [ Eminem ]
Ballz, Ballz, x2 You'll never my...
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Catch me if you can but you man enough, You're standin' But you know no matter what You'll never get the to touch My ballz, ballz, x2 You'll never my ballz
[ 1 ] [ Swifty McVay ]
I see you ain't a playa, you ain't And I don't even care who the you call in In game, it ain't no talkin' You can get it started, I nail the And all I is "get your man up off him" So why I gotta stop it, this nigga was echoes* And I ain't gotta prove you I do it and you ain't gotta my buttons
[ 2 ] [ Bizarre ]
dude in front of me, he weighs a brick He's quick and I get Marshall hit So I my position and don't make a move Been this for years, my team can't lose And ain't nobody, ain't nobody 9 o'clock, I'm gonna punch me a Hut one, hut two, I'm Hike, the ball to Nelly And nobody out there me Take this 'fore you have to me And any in my way, I'm foldin' Dammit, holden
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[ Verse 3 ] [ ]
Football, Football, I love Yes, tres, dos, uno Dos, tres, fuck, shit, bitch, asshole son of a cuddle, blah I mean huddle I just in a mud puddle, butthole Freak, who just on my ass cheek Nevermind, try quarterback sneak Cover me, smother me with that's brotherly That didn't work, try play Hut one, hut two, hut hut up I'm reachin' up another grown man's Hike the ball, I mean I Bizarre But Jesus yikes, I think I can feel his My dick is long as it is hard, so are my balls It's the longest yard, whoops that's not the Run it back, song, yeah disreguard That whole statement I made, what yard line we on? On own 5 and our timeouts are Less than a left, I just throw my ball To the to Von, he steps outta bounds 48 seconds left on the clock but every one counts another huddle, we're down by six The plan is, to the ball to Swift But he's so god high, that he's trips Falls and slips, Proof grabs him by his And the ball all the way down to the one But he don't get in, but all we need is a put But all we is a touch down and an extra point to win But then I get sacked all the way to the ten God dammit I'ma slap if I get tapped on the ass again Everybody's laughin' now, no and its now fourth now never gonna make it, wait I just got an idea Quick, everybody get naked, Denaun go I'ma the bomb, c'mon how they gonna tackle you wit no pants on Ass out with a floppin' schlong, down yeah I told ya the longest yard
[ ] [ Eminem ]
[ Verse 4 ] [ ]
The new face on the yard, just me the ball run through all of ya'll, ya'll just soft Even though my cleats is up mud It's more for me, I'm stiff armin' punks High steppin' the end zone I been grown, I'm so dirty you even know my skin tone It's to rumble, no time to fumble And I won't stumble, your frontline tumble Playin' with killas, my team's gorillas Three offenders, even drug dealers One of the best backs there never was Movin' Barry Sanders, leavin' you in the dust
[ 5 ] [ Proof ]
Yack is high, I got the yack Hit the ground so hard I tire tracks snaps like a fire crack And my palm stickier than spider back Eyin' my eye, a Truck tryin to sack us No matter how big flyin' backwards reciever, recievin' wide For every stride in my life, I and die
[ Verse 6 ] [ Kon ]
Defense is playin' a the quarterback peeps and screams That means that its for me To run out the like a bat straight outta hell My tracks turf when they excell I try to lateral pass the to Proof He got dropped and the ball came And shot up like a flare, I the ball a stare And use my lineman's shoulder as a Now I'm flyin' the air like a superhero I can use this pose for a box of I'm no punk, I get my dinerio For bein' the best player on my what As soon as I the hut 1, 2, hut I do one run, run, the go run run Then I cut, spin around in the Then I do the shuffle so
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[ Outro ] [ ]
I'm talkin' footballs dude