[ Intro ] [ ]
Ballz, Ballz, x2 You'll never my...
[ ] [ Eminem ]
me if you can but you ain't man enough, You're standin' But you know that no what You'll never get the to touch My ballz, ballz, x2 never touch my ballz
[ Verse 1 ] [ McVay ]
I see you ain't a playa, you ain't And I don't even care who the you call in In this game, it ain't no You can get it started, I the coffin And all I is "get your man up off him" So why I gotta stop it, this nigga was echoes* And I ain't gotta you nothin' I do it and you ain't gotta push my
[ 2 ] [ Bizarre ]
This dude in front of me, he weighs a quick and I can't get Marshall hit So I played my position and don't a move Been doin' for years, my team can't lose And ain't nobody, ain't hard 9 o'clock, I'm gonna punch me a Hut one, hut two, I'm Hike, the ball to Nelly And nobody out there me Take this you have to kill me And any in my way, I'm foldin' Dammit, called
[ ] [ Eminem ]
[ 3 ] [ Eminem ]
Football, Football, I football Yes, tres, dos, uno Dos, tres, fuck, shit, bitch, son of a bitch cuddle, blah I mean huddle I stepped in a mud puddle, butthole Freak, who tapped on my ass cheek Nevermind, let's try sneak Cover me, smother me with love brotherly That work, try another play Hut one, hut two, hut hut up I'm reachin' up another grown man's Hike the ball, I mean I like But Jesus yikes, I I can feel his balls My dick is long as it is hard, so are my balls It's the longest yard, that's not the chorus Run it back, song, yeah disreguard That whole I just made, what yard line we on? On own 5 and our timeouts are than a minute left, I just throw my ball To the sideline to Von, he steps outta 48 seconds left on the clock but every last one Call another huddle, we're by six The plan is, to throw the to Swift But he's so god dang high, he's trips Falls and slips, Proof him by his fingertips And runs the ball all the way to the one But he get in, but all we need is a put *murmurs* But all we need is a touch down and an point to win But then I get all the way back to the ten God I'ma slap somebody if I get tapped on the ass again Everybody's laughin' now, no and its now fourth now We're never gonna make it, wait I got an idea Quick, everybody get naked, go long I'ma throw the bomb, c'mon how gonna tackle you wit no pants on Ass out with a schlong, touch down yeah I told ya the longest yard
[ ] [ Eminem ]
[ Verse 4 ] [ ]
The new on the yard, just hand me the ball I'ma run all of ya'll, ya'll just soft Even my cleats is kickin' up mud more tragic for me, I'm stiff armin' punks High steppin' the end zone I been grown, I'm so you don't even know my skin tone It's time to rumble, no to fumble And I won't stumble, your will tumble Playin' ball with killas, my gorillas Three offenders, even drug dealers One of the best backs there never was Movin' like Barry Sanders, you in the dust
[ 5 ] [ Proof ]
Yack is high, I got the highest Hit the ground so I leave tire tracks Bizarre snaps like a crack And my palm more stickier than spider Eyin' my eye, a Mack Truck to sack us No how big they flyin' backwards Wide reciever, recievin' For every in my life, I breathe and die
[ 6 ] [ Kon Artis ]
is playin' a pass Then the peeps and screams That that its time for me To run out the back like a bat straight hell My tracks burn turf when excell I try to lateral pass the ball to He got dropped and the came loose And shot up like a flare, I gave the ball a And use my lineman's shoulder as a Now I'm flyin' through the air a superhero I can use this for a box of cereal I'm no joke punk, I get my For bein' the player on my team what As soon as I the hut 1, 2, hut I do one run, run, the go run run Then I cut, spin around in the Then I do the shuffle so
[ Chorus ] [ ]
[ ] [ Eminem ]
I'm talkin' about footballs