[ ] [ Eminem ]
Ballz, Ballz, x2 You'll touch my...
[ Chorus ] [ ]
me if you can but you ain't man enough, You're standin' But you know that no matter You'll never get the chance to My ballz, ballz, x2 You'll never my ballz
[ Verse 1 ] [ Swifty ]
I see you ain't a playa, you ballin' And I don't even care who the you call in In this game, it ain't no You can get it started, I nail the And all I is "get your man up off him" So why I gotta stop it, this nigga was talkin'*punk And I ain't gotta prove you I do it and you gotta push my buttons
[ 2 ] [ Bizarre ]
This in front of me, he weighs a brick He's quick and I can't get hit So I my position and don't make a move Been doin' this for years, my team lose And ain't nobody, ain't hard 9 o'clock, I'm gonna me a guard Hut one, hut two, I'm Hike, give the to Nelly And nobody out there me Take this 'fore you have to me And any in my way, I'm foldin' Dammit, holden
[ ] [ Eminem ]
[ 3 ] [ Eminem ]
Football, Football, I love Yes, tres, dos, uno Dos, tres, fuck, shit, bitch, son of a bitch Everybody cuddle, blah I huddle I just in a mud puddle, butthole Freak, who just tapped on my ass Nevermind, let's try quarterback Cover me, me with love that's brotherly didn't work, try another play Hut one, hut two, hut hut up I'm reachin' up another man's butt Hike the ball, I mean I Bizarre But Jesus yikes, I think I can his balls My is long as it is hard, yeah so are my balls It's the longest yard, whoops that's not the Run it back, song, yeah disreguard That statement I just made, what yard line we on? On own 5 and our are gone Less than a minute left, I throw my ball To the sideline to Von, he outta bounds 48 seconds on the clock but every last one counts Call huddle, we're down by six The plan is, to throw the ball to But he's so god dang high, he's trips Falls and slips, Proof grabs him by his And runs the ball all the way to the one But he don't get in, but all we need is a put But all we need is a touch down and an point to win But then I get all the way back to the ten God dammit I'ma slap if I get tapped on the ass again Everybody's now, no timeouts and its now fourth now We're never gonna make it, wait I got an idea Quick, everybody get naked, go long I'ma the bomb, c'mon how they gonna tackle you wit no pants on Ass out with a floppin' schlong, touch down yeah I ya It's the yard
[ Chorus ] [ ]
[ Verse 4 ] [ ]
The new on the yard, just hand me the ball I'ma run through all of ya'll, just soft Even though my is kickin' up mud It's more tragic for me, I'm stiff punks High through the end zone I been grown, I'm so dirty you don't even my skin tone It's time to rumble, no to fumble And I won't stumble, your will tumble Playin' ball with killas, my team's Three time offenders, drug dealers One of the best runnin' there never was Movin' like Barry Sanders, you in the dust
[ Verse 5 ] [ ]
Yack is high, I got the yack Hit the so hard I leave tire tracks Bizarre like a fire crack And my more stickier than spider back Eyin' my eye, a Mack tryin to sack us No matter how big flyin' backwards Wide reciever, recievin' For every stride in my life, I and die
[ 6 ] [ Kon Artis ]
Defense is a pass the quarterback peeps and screams That means that its for me To run out the back like a bat straight outta My tracks burn turf when excell I try to lateral pass the ball to He got dropped and the ball loose And shot up like a flare, I gave the ball a And use my lineman's shoulder as a Now I'm through the air like a superhero I can use this for a box of cereal I'm no punk, I get my dinerio For bein' the best player on my team As as I hear the hut 1, 2, hut I do one run, run, the go run run Then I cut, around in the endzone Then I do the shuffle so
[ ] [ Eminem ]
[ Outro ] [ ]
I'm talkin' footballs dude