[ ] [ Eminem ]
Ballz, Ballz, x2 never touch my...
[ ] [ Eminem ]
me if you can but you ain't man enough, You're standin' But you know that no matter You'll get the chance to touch My ballz, ballz, x2 never touch my ballz
[ 1 ] [ Swifty McVay ]
I see you ain't a playa, you ain't And I even care who the hell you call in In game, it ain't no talkin' You can get it started, I the coffin And all I here is "get man up off him" So why I gotta stop it, this was talkin'*punk echoes* And I gotta prove you nothin' I do it and you ain't gotta push my
[ 2 ] [ Bizarre ]
dude in front of me, he weighs a brick He's quick and I get Marshall hit So I played my position and don't make a Been doin' this for years, my team lose And ain't nobody, nobody hard 9 o'clock, I'm gonna punch me a Hut one, hut two, I'm Hike, give the ball to And out there feels me Take 'fore you have to kill me And any player in my way, I'm Dammit, holden
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[ 3 ] [ Eminem ]
Football, Football, I football Yes, tres, dos, uno Dos, tres, fuck, shit, bitch, asshole son of a Everybody cuddle, blah I huddle I just stepped in a mud puddle, Freak, who just tapped on my ass Nevermind, let's try sneak Cover me, smother me with that's brotherly didn't work, try another play Hut one, hut two, hut hut up I'm reachin' up grown man's butt Hike the ball, I mean I Bizarre But Jesus yikes, I I can feel his balls My is long as it is hard, yeah so are my balls It's the longest yard, that's not the chorus Run it back, song, yeah disreguard That statement I just made, what yard line we on? On own 5 and our timeouts are than a minute left, I just throw my ball To the sideline to Von, he steps bounds 48 seconds left on the clock but every one counts Call huddle, we're down by six The plan is, to the ball to Swift But so god dang high, that he's trips Falls and slips, Proof him by his fingertips And the ball all the way down to the one But he don't get in, but all we is a put *murmurs* But all we need is a touch down and an point to win But I get sacked all the way back to the ten God dammit slap somebody if I get tapped on the ass again Everybody's laughin' now, no timeouts and its now now We're never gonna make it, wait I just got an Quick, get naked, Denaun go long I'ma the bomb, c'mon how they gonna tackle you wit no pants on Ass out with a floppin' schlong, touch down yeah I ya It's the longest
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[ 4 ] [ Kuniva ]
The new face on the yard, hand me the ball run through all of ya'll, ya'll just soft Even my cleats is kickin' up mud It's more tragic for me, I'm armin' punks High steppin' the end zone I been grown, I'm so dirty you don't even know my tone It's to rumble, no time to fumble And I stumble, your frontline will tumble Playin' ball killas, my team's gorillas Three time offenders, even dealers One of the best backs there never was like Barry Sanders, leavin' you in the dust
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Yack is high, I got the yack Hit the ground so hard I leave tracks Bizarre snaps like a fire And my palm more stickier than spider my eye, a Mack Truck tryin to sack us No matter how big they backwards Wide reciever, wide For stride in my life, I breathe and die
[ 6 ] [ Kon Artis ]
Defense is a pass Then the quarterback and screams means that its time for me To run out the like a bat straight outta hell My tracks burn turf they excell I try to lateral the ball to Proof He got dropped and the ball loose And shot up like a flare, I gave the a stare And use my lineman's shoulder as a Now I'm flyin' through the air a superhero I can use this pose for a box of I'm no joke punk, I get my For bein' the best player on my team As as I hear the hut 1, 2, hut I do one run, run, the go run run Then I cut, around in the endzone Then I do the shuffle so
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[ Outro ] [ ]
I'm talkin' about dude