[ ] [ Eminem ]
Ballz, Ballz, x2 You'll never my...
[ ] [ Eminem ]
Catch me if you can but you man enough, You're tough But you that no matter what You'll never get the to touch My ballz, ballz, x2 You'll touch my ballz
[ Verse 1 ] [ McVay ]
I see you ain't a playa, you ain't And I don't even care who the hell you in In this game, it no talkin' You can get it started, I nail the And all I is "get your man up off him" So why I gotta stop it, nigga was talkin' And I ain't gotta you nothin' I do it and you ain't gotta push my
[ 2 ] [ Bizarre ]
dude in front of me, he weighs a brick He's quick and I get Marshall hit So I my position and don't make a move Been doin' this for years, my team lose And ain't nobody, ain't hard 9 o'clock, I'm gonna punch me a Hut one, hut two, I'm Hike, the ball to Nelly And nobody out feels me this 'fore you have to kill me And any player in my way, I'm Damn it, holdin'
[ Chorus ] [ ]
[ Verse 3 ] [ ]
Football, Football, I football Yes, tres, dos, uno Dos, tres, fuck, shit, bitch, asshole son of a Everybody cuddle, blah I mean I just stepped in a mud puddle, Freak, who just on my ass cheek Nevermind, let's try quarterback Cover me, smother me love that's brotherly didn't work, try another play Hut one, hut two, hut hut up I'm reachin' up another grown man's Hike the ball, I I like Bizarre But Jesus yikes, I think I can his balls My dick is long as it is hard, so are my balls It's the longest yard, whoops not the chorus Run it back, song, yeah disreguard That whole statement I made, what yard line we on? Our on 5 and our timeouts are Less than a left, I just throw my ball Down the sideline to Von, he outta bounds 48 left on the clock but every last one counts Call another huddle, down by six The is, to throw the ball to Swift But he's so god high, that he trips Falls and slips, Proof grabs him by his And runs the all the way down to the one But he get in, but all we need is a put ??? But all we need is a down and an extra point to win But then I get all the way back to the ten God dammit slap somebody if I get tapped on the ass again Everybody's laughin' now, no timeouts and its now fourth never gonna make it, wait I just got an idea Quick, get naked, Denaun go long I'ma the bomb, c'mon how they gonna tackle you wit no pants on Ass out a floppin' schlong, touch down yeah I told you.... It's the longest
[ ] [ Eminem ]
[ Verse 4 ] [ ]
The new face on the yard, just hand me the I'ma run through all of ya'll, just soft Even my cleats is kickin' up mud It's more traction for me, I'm armin' punks High steppin' the end zone I been gone, I'm so dirty you don't even know my skin It's to rumble, no time to fumble And I won't stumble, your will tumble Playin' ball with killas, my gorillas Three time offenders, drug dealers One of the runnin' backs there never was Movin' Barry Sanders, leavin' you in the dust
[ Verse 5 ] [ ]
is high, I got the highest yack Hit the ground so hard I tire tracks Bizarre snaps like a crack And my palm more stickier than back Eyin' my eye, a Mack Truck tryin to us No matter how big flyin' backwards Wide reciever, recievin' For every in my life, I breathe and die
[ 6 ] [ Kon Artis ]
Defense is a pass Then the peeps and screams That that its time for me To run out the back like a bat straight outta My tracks burn when they excell I try to lateral pass the to Proof He got dropped and the came loose And shot up like a flare, I the ball a stare And use my lineman's shoulder as a Now I'm flyin' through the air like a I can use pose for a box of cereal I'm no joke punk, I get my For the best player on my team what As soon as I the hut 1, 2, hut I do one run, run, the go run run Then I cut, around in the endzone Then I do the shuffle so
[ ] [ Eminem ]
[ Outro ] [ ]
I'm talkin' about dude