[ Intro ] [ ]
Ballz, Ballz, x2 You'll never my...
[ ] [ Eminem ]
me if you can but you ain't man enough, You're tough But you know that no matter You'll never get the chance to My ballz, ballz, x2 You'll never my ballz
[ Verse 1 ] [ Swifty ]
I see you ain't a playa, you ballin' And I even care who the hell you call in In this game, it ain't no You can get it started, I the coffin And all I is "get your man up off him" So why I gotta stop it, nigga was talkin' And I ain't prove you nothin' I do it and you gotta push my buttons
[ 2 ] [ Bizarre ]
This dude in front of me, he weighs a He's and I can't get Marshall hit So I my position and don't make a move Been doin' this for years, my team can't And ain't nobody, ain't hard 9 o'clock, I'm punch me a guard Hut one, hut two, I'm Hike, the ball to Nelly And nobody out feels me Take this 'fore you have to me And any in my way, I'm foldin' it, called holdin'
[ ] [ Eminem ]
[ 3 ] [ Eminem ]
Football, Football, I love Yes, tres, dos, uno Dos, tres, fuck, shit, bitch, asshole son of a Everybody cuddle, blah I mean I stepped in a mud puddle, butthole Freak, who just tapped on my ass Nevermind, let's try quarterback Cover me, smother me love that's brotherly That work, try another play Hut one, hut two, hut hut up I'm reachin' up another man's butt Hike the ball, I mean I Bizarre But Jesus yikes, I think I can his balls My dick is long as it is hard, so are my balls It's the longest yard, whoops not the chorus Run it back, wrong song, disreguard whole statement I just made, what yard line we on? Our on 5 and our are gone than a minute left, I just throw my ball Down the to Von, he steps outta bounds 48 left on the clock but every last one counts Call huddle, we're down by six The is, to throw the ball to Swift But he's so god dang high, he trips and slips, Proof grabs him by his fingertips And runs the ball all the way to the one But he get in, but all we need is a put ??? But all we need is a touch and an extra point to win But then I get all the way back to the ten God dammit I'ma slap somebody if I get tapped on the ass Everybody's laughin' now, no and its now fourth down never gonna make it, wait I just got an idea Quick, everybody get naked, go long I'ma throw the bomb, c'mon how they tackle you wit no pants on Ass out with a floppin' schlong, touch yeah I told you.... the longest yard
[ Chorus ] [ ]
[ Verse 4 ] [ ]
The new face on the yard, just hand me the run through all of ya'll, ya'll just soft Even though my is kickin' up mud It's more traction for me, I'm stiff armin' High steppin' the end zone I gone, I'm so dirty you don't even know my skin tone It's time to rumble, no time to And I won't stumble, frontline will tumble Playin' with killas, my team's gorillas Three offenders, even drug dealers One of the best runnin' there never was Movin' like Sanders, leavin' you in the dust
[ Verse 5 ] [ ]
is high, I got the highest yack Hit the so hard I leave tire tracks Bizarre snaps like a crack And my palm more stickier than spider Eyin' my eye, a Truck tryin to sack us No matter how big they backwards Wide reciever, wide For stride in my life, I breathe and die
[ Verse 6 ] [ Kon ]
Defense is playin' a Then the quarterback and screams means that its time for me To run out the back like a bat straight hell My tracks burn turf they excell I try to lateral the ball to Proof He got dropped and the ball came And shot up a flare, I gave the ball a stare And use my shoulder as a chair Now I'm through the air like a superhero I can use this pose for a box of I'm no joke punk, I get my For bein' the best player on my team As soon as I the hut 1, 2, hut I do one run, run, the go run run Then I cut, around in the endzone Then I do the shuffle so
[ Chorus ] [ ]
[ Outro ] [ ]
I'm talkin' about footballs