[ Intro ] [ ]
Ballz, Ballz, x2 never touch my...
[ ] [ Eminem ]
Catch me if you can but you man enough, You're tough But you know that no matter You'll never get the chance to My ballz, ballz, x2 You'll never touch my
[ 1 ] [ Swifty McVay ]
I see you ain't a playa, you ballin' And I even care who the hell you call in In this game, it ain't no You can get it started, I nail the And all I here is "get man up off him" So why I gotta stop it, this was talkin' And I ain't prove you nothin' I do it and you ain't push my buttons
[ Verse 2 ] [ ]
This dude in front of me, he weighs a He's quick and I can't get hit So I played my and don't make a move Been doin' for years, my team can't lose And ain't nobody, nobody hard 9 o'clock, I'm punch me a guard Hut one, hut two, I'm Hike, give the ball to And nobody out there me Take this 'fore you have to me And any in my way, I'm foldin' Damn it, holdin'
[ ] [ Eminem ]
[ 3 ] [ Eminem ]
Football, Football, I football Yes, tres, dos, uno Dos, tres, fuck, shit, bitch, son of a bitch Everybody cuddle, I mean huddle I stepped in a mud puddle, butthole Freak, who just tapped on my ass Nevermind, let's try sneak Cover me, smother me with love that's That didn't work, try play Hut one, hut two, hut hut up I'm reachin' up another grown butt Hike the ball, I I like Bizarre But Jesus yikes, I I can feel his balls My dick is long as it is hard, yeah so are my the longest yard, whoops that's not the chorus Run it back, wrong song, disreguard That statement I just made, what yard line we on? Our on 5 and our timeouts are Less than a left, I just throw my ball Down the sideline to Von, he steps bounds 48 left on the clock but every last one counts Call huddle, we're down by six The plan is, to throw the to Swift But he's so god dang high, that he Falls and slips, grabs him by his fingertips And runs the ball all the way to the one But he get in, but all we need is a put ??? But all we is a touch down and an extra point to win But then I get all the way back to the ten God I'ma slap somebody if I get tapped on the ass again Everybody's laughin' now, no timeouts and its now fourth We're never gonna it, wait I just got an idea Quick, get naked, Denaun go long I'ma throw the bomb, c'mon how gonna tackle you wit no pants on Ass out with a floppin' schlong, touch yeah I told you.... the longest yard
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[ Verse 4 ] [ ]
The new face on the yard, hand me the ball I'ma run through all of ya'll, ya'll soft though my cleats is kickin' up mud It's more traction for me, I'm stiff armin' High through the end zone I been gone, I'm so dirty you don't know my skin tone It's time to rumble, no time to And I won't stumble, your frontline tumble Playin' ball with killas, my gorillas time offenders, even drug dealers One of the best backs there never was Movin' Barry Sanders, leavin' you in the dust
[ 5 ] [ Proof ]
Yack is high, I got the yack Hit the ground so I leave tire tracks snaps like a fire crack And my more stickier than spider back Eyin' my eye, a Truck tryin to sack us No matter how big flyin' backwards Wide reciever, wide For every in my life, I breathe and die
[ 6 ] [ Kon Artis ]
Defense is a pass Then the quarterback peeps and That means its time for me To run out the back like a bat outta hell My tracks burn turf they excell I try to lateral pass the to Proof He got and the ball came loose And shot up like a flare, I gave the ball a And use my lineman's shoulder as a Now I'm flyin' through the air like a I can use this for a box of cereal I'm no joke punk, I get my For bein' the best player on my team As as I hear the hut 1, 2, hut I do one run, run, the go run run Then I cut, around in the endzone I do the ninety shuffle so
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[ Outro ] [ ]
I'm talkin' footballs dude