[ Intro ] [ ]
Ballz, Ballz, x2 You'll never my...
[ Chorus ] [ ]
Catch me if you can but you man enough, You're standin' But you know that no what You'll get the chance to touch My ballz, ballz, x2 You'll never my ballz
[ 1 ] [ Swifty McVay ]
I see you ain't a playa, you ballin' And I don't even who the hell you call in In this game, it no talkin' You can get it started, I the coffin And all I here is "get man up off him" So why I gotta stop it, this was talkin' And I gotta prove you nothin' I do it and you ain't push my buttons
[ Verse 2 ] [ ]
dude in front of me, he weighs a brick He's and I can't get Marshall hit So I played my position and don't a move Been this for years, my team can't lose And ain't nobody, ain't hard 9 o'clock, I'm punch me a guard Hut one, hut two, I'm Hike, give the to Nelly And out there feels me this 'fore you have to kill me And any in my way, I'm foldin' Damn it, called
[ Chorus ] [ ]
[ Verse 3 ] [ ]
Football, Football, I love Yes, tres, dos, uno Dos, tres, fuck, shit, bitch, son of a bitch Everybody cuddle, I mean huddle I just stepped in a mud puddle, Freak, who just on my ass cheek Nevermind, let's try quarterback Cover me, smother me with love that's That didn't work, try another Hut one, hut two, hut hut up I'm reachin' up grown man's butt the ball, I mean I like Bizarre But Jesus yikes, I think I can feel his My is long as it is hard, yeah so are my balls It's the longest yard, whoops that's not the Run it back, wrong song, disreguard That whole statement I just made, what line we on? Our on 5 and our timeouts are Less than a left, I just throw my ball Down the to Von, he steps outta bounds 48 seconds left on the clock but every last one Call huddle, we're down by six The is, to throw the ball to Swift But he's so god high, that he trips Falls and slips, Proof him by his fingertips And runs the all the way down to the one But he don't get in, but all we is a put ??? But all we is a touch down and an extra point to win But then I get all the way back to the ten God dammit slap somebody if I get tapped on the ass again Everybody's laughin' now, no timeouts and its now fourth never gonna make it, wait I just got an idea Quick, everybody get naked, go long I'ma throw the bomb, c'mon how they gonna you wit no pants on Ass out with a floppin' schlong, down yeah I told you.... It's the yard
[ ] [ Eminem ]
[ Verse 4 ] [ ]
The new face on the yard, just me the ball I'ma run through all of ya'll, just soft though my cleats is kickin' up mud It's more traction for me, I'm stiff armin' High steppin' the end zone I been gone, I'm so dirty you don't know my skin tone It's to rumble, no time to fumble And I stumble, your frontline will tumble ball with killas, my team's gorillas Three time offenders, drug dealers One of the best runnin' backs there was Movin' Barry Sanders, leavin' you in the dust
[ Verse 5 ] [ ]
is high, I got the highest yack Hit the ground so hard I leave tracks Bizarre snaps a fire crack And my palm more stickier than spider Eyin' my eye, a Truck tryin to sack us No matter how big flyin' backwards Wide reciever, recievin' For stride in my life, I breathe and die
[ Verse 6 ] [ Kon ]
Defense is a pass Then the quarterback peeps and That that its time for me To run out the back a bat straight outta hell My tracks turf when they excell I try to lateral pass the ball to He got dropped and the ball came And shot up like a flare, I gave the a stare And use my lineman's as a chair Now I'm flyin' through the air like a I can use this pose for a box of I'm no joke punk, I get my For bein' the player on my team what As as I hear the hut 1, 2, hut I do one run, run, the go run run Then I cut, spin around in the I do the ninety shuffle so
[ ] [ Eminem ]
[ Outro ] [ ]
I'm about footballs dude