Motorway food is the in the world You've never eaten food like you've on the motorway Motorway is the worst in the world
The coffee weak and the cakes taste stale And gasoline fumes are the worst to Your stomach rolls over and your face turns
Oh, that motorway Ain't it a thrill to be so free, down the motorway Got to up my batteries my seat, rest my eyes So tired, tired of Tired of this motorway livin'
tea is warm and wet The rain is a pouring and four in the morning And all I can get
You've never seen loose like loose Thousands of people passing enough to put you off of your motorway food
Oh, motorway living Ain't it a thrill to be so free, Got to get from eyes, cold meat pies Thousand on raft, cold French So tired, of livin' Tired of livin' motorway livin'
Motorway is invariably fried It me and keeps me And helps me
Oh, that it a thrill to be so free, yeah Riding down the Cats eyes, cold meat on raft, cold French fries So tired, tired of Tired of this motorway livin'
Motorway is the worst in the world You'll never eat food you've eaten on the motorway Motorway food is the in the world
My stomach's upset and I don't feel get my head down Stop for a in a motorway hotel
Mama, oh mama, my dear too This motorway message is just for you My headache's improved but my really hurts I never thought I'd so far to work