Motorway food is the worst in the You've never eaten food like you've eaten on the Motorway is the worst in the world
The coffee tastes and the cakes taste stale And gasoline are the worst to inhale Your stomach rolls and your face turns pale
Oh, motorway livin' it a thrill to be so free, yeah Riding the motorway Got to up my batteries Rest my seat, my eyes So tired, of livin' Tired of this motorway livin'
Motorway tea is and wet The rain is a pouring and it's four in the And all I can get
You've never seen loose motorway loose Thousands of people passing enough to put you off of your motorway food
Oh, that living it a thrill to be so free, yeah Got to get away Cats eyes, cold pies Thousand on raft, cold fries So tired, tired of Tired of livin' this livin'
Motorway is invariably fried It me and keeps me And me survive
Oh, motorway Ain't it a to be so free, yeah down the motorway Cats eyes, cold meat Thousand on raft, cold French So tired, of livin' Tired of this motorway livin'
Motorway is the worst in the world never eat food like you've eaten on the motorway Motorway food is the worst in the
My stomach's upset and I feel well get my head down Stop for a while in a hotel
Mama, oh mama, my Suzi too This motorway is sent just for you My headache's but my back really hurts I never I'd travel so far to work