Motorway food is the worst in the You've never eaten food like you've eaten on the Motorway is the worst in the world
The coffee weak and the cakes taste stale And gasoline fumes are the to inhale Your stomach rolls and your face turns pale
Oh, that livin' Ain't it a to be so free, yeah down the motorway Got to up my batteries Rest my seat, rest my So tired, of livin' Tired of livin' this livin'
Motorway tea is and wet The rain is a pouring and it's in the morning And all I can get
You've never seen loose motorway loose of people passing through It's enough to put you off of your food
Oh, that motorway it a thrill to be so free, yeah Got to get from Cats eyes, cold pies on raft, cold French fries So tired, of livin' of livin' this motorway livin'
Motorway food is invariably It feeds me and me And helps me
Oh, that Ain't it a thrill to be so free, Riding down the Cats eyes, cold pies on raft, cold French fries So tired, tired of Tired of livin' this livin'
food is the worst in the world You'll never eat food you've eaten on the motorway food is the worst in the world
My stomach's upset and I feel well get my head down Stop for a in a motorway hotel
Mama, oh mama, my dear too This message is sent just for you My headache's improved but my back really I thought I'd travel so far to work