Luyện nghe bài hát Mother's Day Song

Mama was the one who reached down and my shoelace.
Mama spit on her fingers and it to clean dirt off my face.

Brush teeth, q-tip your ear,
Take off sister's new brassiere.
pbs, not deputy dawg,
Don't you eat that log.

Oh I still don't believe
It's the tooth fairy was you.
No way!

I you maaaaaama,
than than paaaastrama,
Way more than daaaahma,
Even than my nfl paaaaajamas.

Mama always calmed dad when he got too mean.
Like the time he hit me for stealing his juggs magazine.

your jumping,
You'll the bed.
you fill up
On the bread.
Take
Take
(trying to cue card)
Take ... out of your nose,
That's not a hat pantyhose.
Don't play in your suit,
That magnum pi's cute.
Don't forget vapor-rub,
masturbating in the tub.
Thanks for corn beef hash,
And powder on my rash.
(so better.)

I you maaaaaama,
More than golf with paaaaalmaaaa,
More than yellow moons in chaaaaamaaaas,
Def leppard's drummer had one aaaaaaamaaa.

Oh, mrs. nealon, yes true,
Kevin's gonna to you.

on kevin.

I love you

on, keep goin'.

More than by brian depaaaaalmaaaa.

Thanks for being my to the praaaaamaaaa.

Thanks for writing that to the draft
that said I was gay so I got out
Of vietnaaaamaaa.

Mom your way than the world trade center baaaaamaaaa.

name by the way is mohamed salaaaamaaa.

I love you even more than richard loves the dali laaaaahmaaa.

And richard gere was also in "sommersby",
was a melodraaaamaa.

Oh, all you moms out there know,
We kids you so.

a happy mother's day.
Thank you much!
you!

saaaandlaaa.