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Mama was the one who reached down and my shoelace.
Mama spit on her fingers and used it to clean off my face.

your teeth, q-tip your ear,
Take off sister's new brassiere.
pbs, not deputy dawg,
Don't you eat that log.

Oh mama I still believe
It's true: the fairy was you.
No way!

I you maaaaaama,
More than paaaastrama,
Way more than daaaahma,
Even more my nfl paaaaajamas.

Mama calmed down dad when he got too mean.
Like the time he almost hit me for his juggs magazine.

Stop jumping,
break the bed.
Don't you up
On the bread.
Take
those
(trying to cue card)
Take ... carrots out of nose,
That's not a hat pantyhose.
Don't play in your suit,
magnum pi's very cute.
Don't vick's vapor-rub,
masturbating in the tub.
Thanks for making corn hash,
And powder on my rash.
(so better.)

I you maaaaaama,
More than golf arnold paaaaalmaaaa,
More than yellow moons in chaaaaamaaaas,
Def drummer only had one aaaaaaamaaa.

Oh, mrs. nealon, yes true,
Kevin's sing to you.

on kevin.

I love you

on, keep goin'.

More than by brian depaaaaalmaaaa.

for being my date to the praaaaamaaaa.

Thanks for writing that note to the
Board that I was gay so I got out
Of vietnaaaamaaa.

Mom way better than the world trade center baaaaamaaaa.

Who's by the way is mohamed salaaaamaaa.

I love you more than richard gere loves the dali laaaaahmaaa.

And gere was also good in "sommersby",
was a melodraaaamaa.

Oh, all you moms out oughta know,
We kids you so.

Have a mother's day.
you very much!
you!

saaaandlaaa.