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Mama was the one who reached down and my shoelace.
Mama spit on her and used it to clean dirt off my face.

Brush teeth, q-tip your ear,
off your sister's new brassiere.
Watch pbs, not dawg,
you eat that lincoln log.

Oh I still don't believe
It's the tooth fairy was you.
No way!

I you maaaaaama,
More than paaaastrama,
Way than jeffrey daaaahma,
Even more my nfl paaaaajamas.

Mama always down dad when he got too mean.
the time he almost hit me for stealing his juggs magazine.

Stop jumping,
You'll the bed.
you fill up
On the bread.
Take
Take
(trying to cue card)
Take ... carrots out of nose,
That's not a hat pantyhose.
Don't play in your suit,
magnum pi's very cute.
Don't forget vapor-rub,
masturbating in the tub.
Thanks for corn beef hash,
And powder on my rash.
(so better.)

I you maaaaaama,
than golf with arnold paaaaalmaaaa,
More than moons in lucky chaaaaamaaaas,
Def drummer only had one aaaaaaamaaa.

Oh, mrs. nealon, yes true,
Kevin's gonna to you.

on kevin.

I you maaaaaama

on, keep goin'.

More than by brian depaaaaalmaaaa.

Thanks for my date to the praaaaamaaaa.

Thanks for that note to the draft
Board that I was gay so I got out
Of vietnaaaamaaa.

Mom your way better than the world center baaaaamaaaa.

name by the way is mohamed salaaaamaaa.

I love you more than richard gere loves the dali laaaaahmaaa.

And richard gere was also in "sommersby",
was a melodraaaamaa.

Oh, all you moms out oughta know,
We kids you so.

Have a happy day.
you very much!
you!

saaaandlaaa.