Mason
Sand Pickers:
How 'bout them sand pickers, ain't they grand? Sittin' on haunches, pickin' in the sand. Pickin' in the wet sand. in the dry. Pickin' it fiercely. Lookit fly. Lookit sand pickers, ain't they slick? Some use their fingers. Some use a stick. Them seashore sand pickers, ain't they fine? in the sand a-pickin' up time. How to be a sand picker, don't need a ticket. Find a bunch of sand, stoop down and it!
Dog Kickers:
How 'bout them dog kickers, ain't they Kickin' them doggies in their buns. them Afghans. Kickin' them mutts. Kickin' them puppies poor little butts. Lookit them dog kickers, ain't they cute? use a shower shoe. Some use a boot. Them dadgum dog kickers, ain't mean? Runnin' kickin' every day that's seen. How to be a dog kicker, need a ticket. Find an old dog. Haul off and kick it!
Them Tummy
How 'bout them tummy gummers, ain't they dummies? Havin' they fun of their tummies. Gummen them haunches out of they mind. Runnin' shoutin', "It's tummy gummen time!" Lookit them tummy gummers, lurkin' in the yard, waitin' for a belly, catch it off guard. Them hell-bent tummy gummers, ain't they dummocks? Runnin' the neighborhood, gummen them stomachs. How to be a tummy gummer, no way to shut it. Grab an and rear off and gum it!