Mason
Sand Pickers:
How 'bout sand pickers, ain't they grand? Sittin' on their haunches, pickin' in the sand. Pickin' in the wet sand. Pickin' in the dry. Pickin' it fiercely. fly. Lookit them pickers, ain't they slick? Some use their fingers. Some use a stick. Them seashore sand pickers, they fine? Sittin' in the sand a-pickin' up time. How to be a sand picker, don't need a ticket. Find a bunch of sand, down and pick it!
Them Dog
How 'bout them dog kickers, they crumbs? Kickin' them doggies in their buns. Kickin' them Afghans. Kickin' mutts. Kickin' them puppies poor little butts. Lookit them dog kickers, ain't cute? Some use a shower shoe. Some use a boot. Them dadgum dog kickers, ain't they mean? Runnin' kickin' day that's seen. How to be a dog kicker, don't a ticket. Find an old dog. Haul off and kick it!
Them Gummers:
How 'bout them tummy gummers, they dummies? Havin' they fun of gummen their tummies. them haunches out of they mind. Runnin' 'round shoutin', "It's tummy gummen time!" Lookit them gummers, lurkin' in the yard, waitin' for a jelly belly, catch it off guard. Them hell-bent tummy gummers, they dummocks? Runnin' through the neighborhood, gummen them stomachs. How to be a tummy gummer, no way to it. Grab an abdomen and rear off and gum it!