Mason
Them Sand
How 'bout them sand pickers, they grand? Sittin' on their haunches, pickin' in the sand. Pickin' in the wet sand. Pickin' in the dry. Pickin' it fiercely. fly. them sand pickers, ain't they slick? Some use their fingers. Some use a stick. Them seashore sand pickers, ain't they fine? Sittin' in the a-pickin' up time. How to be a sand picker, don't need a ticket. Find a of sand, stoop down and pick it!
Dog Kickers:
How 'bout them dog kickers, ain't they crumbs? them doggies in their buns. Kickin' Afghans. Kickin' them mutts. Kickin' them puppies poor little butts. Lookit them dog kickers, ain't cute? Some use a shower shoe. Some use a boot. Them dadgum dog kickers, ain't they mean? kickin' every day that's seen. How to be a dog kicker, need a ticket. Find an old dog. Haul off and kick it!
Tummy Gummers:
How 'bout them tummy gummers, ain't they dummies? Havin' they fun of gummen tummies. them haunches out of they mind. Runnin' 'round shoutin', "It's tummy gummen time!" Lookit them gummers, lurkin' in the yard, waitin' for a jelly belly, catch it off guard. Them hell-bent tummy gummers, ain't they dummocks? Runnin' through the neighborhood, them stomachs. How to be a tummy gummer, no way to it. Grab an abdomen and rear off and gum it!