Mason
Sand Pickers:
How 'bout them sand pickers, ain't they grand? on their haunches, pickin' in the sand. Pickin' in the wet sand. Pickin' in the dry. it fiercely. Lookit fly. Lookit them sand pickers, ain't they slick? Some use their fingers. use a stick. Them seashore sand pickers, ain't they fine? Sittin' in the sand up time. How to be a sand picker, don't need a ticket. Find a bunch of sand, down and pick it!
Dog Kickers:
How 'bout them dog kickers, they crumbs? Kickin' them doggies in their buns. Kickin' them Afghans. Kickin' mutts. Kickin' them puppies poor little butts. Lookit them dog kickers, ain't they cute? Some use a shower shoe. use a boot. Them dadgum dog kickers, ain't they mean? kickin' every day that's seen. How to be a dog kicker, don't a ticket. Find an old dog. Haul off and kick it!
Them Tummy
How 'bout them tummy gummers, ain't they Havin' they fun of gummen their tummies. Gummen them haunches out of they mind. Runnin' 'round shoutin', "It's tummy time!" Lookit them gummers, lurkin' in the yard, waitin' for a jelly belly, catch it off guard. Them hell-bent tummy gummers, ain't dummocks? Runnin' through the neighborhood, gummen them stomachs. How to be a gummer, no way to shut it. Grab an abdomen and rear off and gum it!