Mason
Them Pickers:
How 'bout them sand pickers, ain't grand? Sittin' on their haunches, pickin' in the sand. Pickin' in the wet sand. Pickin' in the dry. Pickin' it fiercely. fly. Lookit them sand pickers, ain't they slick? Some use their fingers. use a stick. Them seashore pickers, ain't they fine? Sittin' in the sand a-pickin' up time. How to be a sand picker, don't need a ticket. Find a bunch of sand, down and pick it!
Them Dog
How 'bout them dog kickers, ain't they crumbs? them doggies in their buns. Kickin' them Afghans. them mutts. Kickin' them puppies poor little butts. Lookit them dog kickers, ain't cute? Some use a shower shoe. Some use a boot. Them dadgum dog kickers, ain't they Runnin' kickin' every day that's seen. How to be a dog kicker, don't need a ticket. Find an old dog. Haul off and it!
Them Tummy
How them tummy gummers, ain't they dummies? Havin' they fun of gummen their tummies. Gummen them haunches out of they mind. Runnin' shoutin', "It's tummy gummen time!" Lookit them tummy gummers, lurkin' in the yard, waitin' for a belly, catch it off guard. Them hell-bent tummy gummers, ain't they dummocks? Runnin' through the neighborhood, gummen stomachs. How to be a tummy gummer, no way to shut it. Grab an abdomen and off and gum it!