Mason
Sand Pickers:
How them sand pickers, ain't they grand? Sittin' on their haunches, pickin' in the sand. Pickin' in the wet sand. Pickin' in the dry. it fiercely. Lookit fly. Lookit them pickers, ain't they slick? Some use their fingers. Some use a stick. Them seashore sand pickers, ain't fine? Sittin' in the sand a-pickin' up time. How to be a sand picker, don't a ticket. Find a bunch of sand, stoop down and pick it!
Dog Kickers:
How 'bout them dog kickers, ain't they crumbs? them doggies in their buns. Kickin' them Afghans. Kickin' them mutts. Kickin' them poor little butts. Lookit them dog kickers, ain't they cute? Some use a shower shoe. use a boot. Them dadgum dog kickers, ain't they mean? Runnin' kickin' day that's seen. How to be a dog kicker, need a ticket. Find an old dog. Haul off and kick it!
Them Gummers:
How 'bout them tummy gummers, ain't they dummies? they fun of gummen their tummies. Gummen them haunches out of they mind. Runnin' shoutin', "It's tummy gummen time!" Lookit them tummy gummers, lurkin' in the yard, waitin' for a belly, catch it off guard. Them hell-bent tummy gummers, ain't they dummocks? Runnin' through the neighborhood, gummen stomachs. How to be a tummy gummer, no way to it. Grab an abdomen and rear off and gum it!