Mason
Sand Pickers:
How 'bout them pickers, ain't they grand? Sittin' on their haunches, pickin' in the sand. in the wet sand. Pickin' in the dry. Pickin' it fiercely. Lookit fly. Lookit them sand pickers, ain't slick? Some use their fingers. Some use a stick. Them seashore pickers, ain't they fine? Sittin' in the sand a-pickin' up time. How to be a sand picker, don't need a ticket. Find a of sand, stoop down and pick it!
Dog Kickers:
How 'bout them dog kickers, ain't they Kickin' them doggies in their buns. Kickin' them Afghans. Kickin' mutts. Kickin' them puppies poor little butts. Lookit them dog kickers, ain't cute? Some use a shower shoe. Some use a boot. Them dog kickers, ain't they mean? Runnin' kickin' every day that's seen. How to be a dog kicker, don't need a ticket. Find an old dog. off and kick it!
Them Gummers:
How 'bout them tummy gummers, ain't dummies? Havin' they fun of gummen their tummies. Gummen them haunches out of they mind. Runnin' 'round shoutin', "It's gummen time!" Lookit them gummers, lurkin' in the yard, waitin' for a jelly belly, catch it off guard. Them hell-bent tummy gummers, ain't dummocks? Runnin' through the neighborhood, gummen them stomachs. How to be a gummer, no way to shut it. Grab an abdomen and rear off and gum it!