Mason
Them Sand
How 'bout sand pickers, ain't they grand? Sittin' on their haunches, pickin' in the sand. Pickin' in the wet sand. Pickin' in the dry. it fiercely. Lookit fly. Lookit them sand pickers, ain't they slick? Some use their fingers. use a stick. Them seashore sand pickers, they fine? Sittin' in the sand a-pickin' up time. How to be a sand picker, don't need a ticket. Find a of sand, stoop down and pick it!
Dog Kickers:
How 'bout them dog kickers, ain't they crumbs? Kickin' doggies in their buns. Kickin' them Afghans. Kickin' mutts. Kickin' them puppies poor little butts. Lookit them dog kickers, ain't they Some use a shower shoe. Some use a boot. Them dadgum dog kickers, ain't they Runnin' kickin' every day that's seen. How to be a dog kicker, don't need a ticket. Find an old dog. Haul off and it!
Them Tummy
How 'bout them tummy gummers, ain't they dummies? Havin' they fun of gummen tummies. Gummen them haunches out of mind. Runnin' 'round shoutin', "It's tummy gummen time!" them tummy gummers, lurkin' in the yard, waitin' for a jelly belly, catch it off guard. Them hell-bent tummy gummers, ain't dummocks? Runnin' through the neighborhood, gummen them stomachs. How to be a tummy gummer, no way to shut it. Grab an and rear off and gum it!