Mason
Them Pickers:
How 'bout them sand pickers, ain't they grand? Sittin' on haunches, pickin' in the sand. Pickin' in the wet sand. Pickin' in the dry. it fiercely. Lookit fly. Lookit sand pickers, ain't they slick? Some use their fingers. Some use a stick. Them seashore sand pickers, ain't fine? Sittin' in the sand a-pickin' up time. How to be a sand picker, don't need a ticket. Find a bunch of sand, stoop down and it!
Dog Kickers:
How 'bout them dog kickers, ain't they crumbs? Kickin' them in their buns. Kickin' them Afghans. Kickin' them mutts. Kickin' them puppies poor butts. Lookit dog kickers, ain't they cute? Some use a shower shoe. Some use a boot. Them dadgum dog kickers, they mean? Runnin' kickin' every day that's seen. How to be a dog kicker, don't need a ticket. an old dog. Haul off and kick it!
Them Gummers:
How 'bout them tummy gummers, they dummies? Havin' they fun of gummen their tummies. Gummen them haunches out of they mind. Runnin' shoutin', "It's tummy gummen time!" Lookit them gummers, lurkin' in the yard, waitin' for a jelly belly, catch it off guard. hell-bent tummy gummers, ain't they dummocks? Runnin' through the neighborhood, gummen them stomachs. How to be a tummy gummer, no way to it. Grab an abdomen and rear off and gum it!