Mason
Sand Pickers:
How 'bout them sand pickers, ain't they grand? Sittin' on haunches, pickin' in the sand. in the wet sand. Pickin' in the dry. Pickin' it fiercely. Lookit fly. Lookit them sand pickers, ain't they slick? use their fingers. Some use a stick. Them seashore sand pickers, ain't fine? Sittin' in the sand a-pickin' up time. How to be a sand picker, don't need a ticket. Find a of sand, stoop down and pick it!
Dog Kickers:
How 'bout them dog kickers, ain't they crumbs? Kickin' them doggies in buns. Kickin' them Afghans. Kickin' them mutts. Kickin' puppies poor little butts. Lookit dog kickers, ain't they cute? Some use a shower shoe. Some use a boot. Them dadgum dog kickers, ain't mean? Runnin' kickin' every day that's seen. How to be a dog kicker, don't need a ticket. an old dog. Haul off and kick it!
Tummy Gummers:
How 'bout tummy gummers, ain't they dummies? Havin' they fun of gummen their tummies. Gummen them haunches out of they mind. Runnin' 'round shoutin', "It's tummy time!" Lookit them gummers, lurkin' in the yard, waitin' for a jelly belly, catch it off guard. Them hell-bent tummy gummers, ain't they Runnin' through the neighborhood, gummen them stomachs. How to be a tummy gummer, no way to shut it. Grab an abdomen and off and gum it!