Mason
Them Pickers:
How 'bout them sand pickers, ain't they Sittin' on their haunches, pickin' in the sand. in the wet sand. Pickin' in the dry. Pickin' it fiercely. Lookit fly. Lookit them sand pickers, ain't they slick? use their fingers. Some use a stick. Them seashore sand pickers, ain't they fine? Sittin' in the sand up time. How to be a picker, don't need a ticket. Find a bunch of sand, stoop down and pick it!
Dog Kickers:
How 'bout them dog kickers, they crumbs? Kickin' them doggies in their buns. Kickin' them Afghans. Kickin' them mutts. them puppies poor little butts. Lookit dog kickers, ain't they cute? Some use a shower shoe. Some use a boot. Them dadgum dog kickers, ain't they mean? Runnin' every day that's seen. How to be a dog kicker, don't need a ticket. an old dog. Haul off and kick it!
Them Tummy
How 'bout them tummy gummers, ain't they dummies? Havin' they fun of their tummies. Gummen them haunches out of they mind. Runnin' 'round shoutin', "It's gummen time!" Lookit them tummy gummers, lurkin' in the yard, for a jelly belly, catch it off guard. Them hell-bent tummy gummers, ain't dummocks? Runnin' through the neighborhood, gummen them stomachs. How to be a tummy gummer, no way to it. Grab an abdomen and rear off and gum it!