Short in the house, once again with this pimp shit
These are the tales, the tales These are the tales I tell so well For fifteen years been a real player So if you have sex say hell yeah
I met this girl in She let a nigga but I still can't stand her The wasn't good I said "What's up bitch? I'm of fuckin' can you suck dick?" She said "No", but she had another So I switched like a real Laying on my back with my dick in her I "BeyotchWhat you talkin' 'bout?" She mumbled something, I don't what she said Smoking on a joint some bomb-ass head Bitch her name was Theresa All on my dick like on pizza In the where the grass is greener I Nina, Melina, Sabrina and Tina When I first moved out there, I met Five-foot one with a bad ass little bitch she was a Gemini She used to up and say "Shoot it in my eye!" I met girl went to Spellman College day after school I aquired the knowledge I took her to my so I could get some I fucked her good and made the bitch cum She was hella limber, said her name was She wouldn't stop screaming, all I remember I had another freak, her name was When I first met the bitch she "Please don't pimp me!" I did it I'm straight from Oakland, C-A Ain't no other way, like my Shante She lives in Atlanta, but she comes the Bay Let me hit that pussy on the strimp Look out for a nigga, treat me like a You know I can't forget about the Cinderella with the glass Top down in the Benz spendin' no ends Fat bag of indo, bring all friends It's like Lotto, you get a pick said they heard I had a big dick So I showed it to 'em, took one second Dick hard, bitches gettin' nekked
These are the tales, the tales These are the tales that I tell so For fifteen years been a real player So if you have sex say hell yeah
I know another bitch, her is Terri I lied to the "It's about time I get married" I couldn't see me her So I fucked her next neighbor, Jennifer She had two roommates, and Amy Terri caught me creepin' and said "Nigga don't me!" But hoes liked to freak I used to send 'em new niggas every other I would tell you all the hoes I fucked These are the tales, some of this I made up I change the so I can rhyme and shit So if it's you, you know the bitch I spent the night with in between the sheets It was her, her April and me I do it on the regular, two at a Call it what you want I be a fool mine them Texas niggas, I never would change Like my niggas up in spit the good game These hoes recognize I come in the door I ain't bitch, so what you want me for? Like Natalie, up and down I had to be the one Bitch lets some fun I her, you thought I didn't Short Dog's in the and I keep on pimpin' So then I the twins, Sharon and Karen Went straight for the panties, but wasn't wearin 'em ask me who I fucked first, it ain't my fault In the end, I still got the results
These are the tales, the tales are the tales that I tell so well For fifteen I've been a real player So if you wanna have sex say hell
Hell yeah, I never forget Charlene We was layin real close like two Talkin', laughin', and shit Next thing I know she kissin' my dick You the rest, before she left I paged Mia I her "I got a new freak over here" She rushed over, I and when I came back Them hoes was lickin' They call me "Short" when I'm pimpin', "Dog" when I'm get the money, thats all thats happenin' She wants to be my love slave, I need bug spray To keep these hoes I never tell you all the hoes I fucked These are the tales, some of shit I made up I change the name so I can and shit So if it's you, you the time bitch
are the tales, the freaky tales These are the tales that I so well For fifteen I've been a real player So if you wanna get fucked say hell (hell yeah) And it don't Old Short Dog spittin' it Still it Gettin' that baby, Oakland You knowin?