Short Dog's in the house, once again with this shit
are the tales, the freaky tales These are the tales that I tell so For fifteen years I've a real player So if you wanna have sex say yeah
I met this in Atlanta She let a nigga fuck but I still can't her The wasn't good I said "What's up bitch? I'm of fuckin' can you suck dick?" She said "No", but she had another So I switched like a real Laying on my with my dick in her mouth I "BeyotchWhat you talkin' 'bout?" She something, I don't know what she said on a joint gettin some bomb-ass head Bitch her name was Theresa All on my dick like on pizza In the A-T-L where the is greener I fucked Nina, Melina, Sabrina and When I moved out there, I met Holly one with a bad ass body Freaky bitch she was a Gemini She to stand up and say "Shoot it in my eye!" I met another girl went to College Every day school I aquired the knowledge I took her to my so I could get some I her real good and made the bitch cum She was hella limber, her name was Amber She stop screaming, that's all I remember I had another freak, her name was When I first met the bitch she "Please don't pimp me!" I did it I'm coming straight Oakland, C-A Ain't no other way, like my Shante She in Atlanta, but she comes from the Bay Let me hit hometown pussy on the strimp Look out for a nigga, me like a pimp You know I forget about the strippers Cinderella with the slipper Top down in the Benz ain't no ends Fat bag of indo, bring all your It's Lotto, you get a quick pick Bitches they heard I had a big dick So I showed it to 'em, took one second Dick rock hard, bitches gettin'
These are the tales, the tales These are the tales that I tell so For years I've been a real player So if you wanna have sex say yeah
I know another bitch, her is Terri I lied to the "It's about time I get married" I see me pimpin' her So I fucked her next door neighbor, She had two roommates, and Amy caught me creepin' and said "Nigga don't play me!" But them hoes to freak I used to 'em new niggas every other week I never would tell you all the I fucked are the tales, some of this shit I made up I change the so I can rhyme and shit So if it's you, you the time bitch I spent the night with Monique in between the It was her, her April and me I do it on the regular, two at a Call it what you want I be a wit' mine Like them niggas, I never would change Like my niggas up in Cleveland the good game These hoes recognize I come in the door I ain't trickin bitch, so what you want me Like Natalie, up and down I had to be the one lets have some fun I her, you thought I didn't Dog's in the house and I keep on pimpin' So then I the twins, Sharon and Karen Went for the panties, but they wasn't wearin 'em Don't ask me who I first, it ain't my fault In the end, I still got the same
are the tales, the freaky tales These are the tales that I tell so For fifteen years I've been a real So if you have sex say hell yeah
Hell yeah, I never would Charlene We was layin real like two sardines Talkin', laughin', and shit thing I know she started kissin' my dick You know the rest, before she left I Mia I told her "I got a new over here" She over, I left and when I came back Them hoes was cats They call me "Short" when I'm pimpin', "Dog" when I'm Gotta get the money, all thats happenin' She to be my love slave, I need some bug spray To keep hoes away I never would tell you all the I fucked These are the tales, some of this I made up I change the name so I can rhyme and So if you, you know the time bitch
These are the tales, the tales are the tales that I tell so well For fifteen years I've been a real So if you wanna get fucked say hell (hell yeah) And it stop Old school Dog Still it Still it Gettin' that baby, Oakland You ain't