Short Dog's in the house, once again with this pimp
are the tales, the freaky tales These are the tales that I so well For fifteen years I've a real player So if you wanna have sex say yeah
I met this girl in She let a fuck but I still can't stand her The pussy good I said "What's up bitch? I'm tired of can you suck dick?" She "No", but she had another friend So I switched like a real on my back with my dick in her mouth I said "BeyotchWhat you 'bout?" She mumbled something, I don't what she said on a joint gettin some bomb-ass head Bitch said her name was All on my dick like on pizza In the A-T-L the grass is greener I fucked Nina, Melina, and Tina I first moved out there, I met Holly Five-foot one a bad ass body Freaky little bitch she was a She to stand up and say "Shoot it in my eye!" I met girl went to Spellman College Every day after I aquired the knowledge I her to my house so I could get some I fucked her real good and made the cum She was limber, said her name was Amber She wouldn't stop screaming, all I remember I had another freak, her name was When I met the bitch she said "Please don't pimp me!" I did it I'm straight from Oakland, C-A no other way, like my girl Shante She lives in Atlanta, but she from the Bay Let me hit hometown pussy on the strimp Look out for a nigga, treat me a pimp You know I forget about the strippers with the glass slipper Top down in the Benz ain't spendin' no Fat bag of indo, all your friends It's like Lotto, you get a quick said they heard I had a big dick So I showed it to 'em, only one second Dick rock hard, bitches nekked
These are the tales, the tales These are the tales that I so well For years I've been a real player So if you have sex say hell yeah
I know bitch, her name is Terri I to the bitch "It's about time I get married" I couldn't see me her So I fucked her next door neighbor, She had two roommates, and Amy Terri caught me creepin' and said "Nigga play me!" But hoes liked to freak I used to send 'em new niggas other week I never would you all the hoes I fucked These are the tales, some of shit I made up I the name so I can rhyme and shit So if it's you, you the time bitch I spent the night with in between the sheets It was her, her April and me I do it on the regular, two at a Call it you want I be a fool wit' mine Like them Texas niggas, I would change Like my up in Cleveland spit the good game These hoes recognize when I come in the I trickin bitch, so what you want me for? Like Natalie, swearin' up and I had to be the one Bitch lets have fun I her, you thought I didn't Short Dog's in the house and I on pimpin' So I fucked the twins, Sharon and Karen Went for the panties, but they wasn't wearin 'em Don't ask me who I fucked first, it my fault In the end, I got the same results
These are the tales, the freaky These are the tales that I so well For fifteen I've been a real player So if you wanna have sex say yeah
Hell yeah, I never forget Charlene We was layin real like two sardines Talkin', laughin', and shit thing I know she started kissin' my dick You know the rest, before she I paged Mia I her "I got a new freak over here" She rushed over, I left and I came back Them hoes was cats They me "Short" when I'm pimpin', "Dog" when I'm mackin' Gotta get the money, all thats happenin' She wants to be my love slave, I need some bug To these hoes away I never would tell you all the I fucked These are the tales, some of this shit I up I change the so I can rhyme and shit So if it's you, you know the bitch
are the tales, the freaky tales These are the that I tell so well For fifteen years I've a real player So if you wanna get fucked say hell (hell yeah) And it stop Old Short Dog Still it Still it that money Eastside baby, You knowin?