Short Dog's in the house, again with this pimp shit
These are the tales, the tales These are the tales that I tell so For fifteen years I've a real player So if you wanna have sex say hell
I met girl in Atlanta She let a nigga fuck but I can't stand her The pussy good I said "What's up bitch? I'm of fuckin' can you suck dick?" She said "No", but she had another So I like a real pimp Laying on my back with my in her mouth I "BeyotchWhat you talkin' 'bout?" She mumbled something, I don't know what she Smoking on a gettin some bomb-ass head Bitch her name was Theresa All on my dick like cheese on In the A-T-L the grass is greener I fucked Nina, Melina, Sabrina and When I first moved out there, I met Five-foot one with a bad ass little bitch she was a Gemini She to stand up and say "Shoot it in my eye!" I met another girl to Spellman College Every day school I aquired the knowledge I took her to my house so I could get I fucked her real and made the bitch cum She was hella limber, said her name was She stop screaming, that's all I remember I had another freak, her was Wendy When I first met the bitch she said "Please don't me!" I did it I'm coming from Oakland, C-A Ain't no other way, like my girl She lives in Atlanta, but she from the Bay Let me hit that hometown pussy on the Look out for a nigga, me like a pimp You know I can't about the strippers Cinderella with the slipper Top down in the Benz ain't no ends Fat bag of indo, bring all your like Lotto, you get a quick pick Bitches said they heard I had a big So I showed it to 'em, took one second Dick rock hard, bitches gettin'
These are the tales, the tales These are the tales that I tell so For fifteen years been a real player So if you have sex say hell yeah
I another bitch, her name is Terri I lied to the "It's about time I get married" I couldn't see me her So I fucked her door neighbor, Jennifer She had two roommates, and Amy caught me creepin' and said "Nigga don't play me!" But hoes liked to freak I to send 'em new niggas every other week I never would tell you all the hoes I These are the tales, some of shit I made up I change the so I can rhyme and shit So if you, you know the time bitch I the night with Monique in between the sheets It was her, her girlfriend and me I do it on the regular, two at a Call it what you want I be a fool wit' Like them Texas niggas, I would change Like my niggas up in Cleveland the good game These hoes when I come in the door I ain't trickin bitch, so what you me for? Like Natalie, swearin' up and I had to be the one Bitch lets some fun I fucked her, you thought I Dog's in the house and I keep on pimpin' So then I the twins, Sharon and Karen Went for the panties, but they wasn't wearin 'em ask me who I fucked first, it ain't my fault In the end, I still got the results
These are the tales, the freaky These are the tales that I tell so For fifteen I've been a real player So if you have sex say hell yeah
Hell yeah, I never forget Charlene We was layin real like two sardines Talkin', laughin', kissin' and Next thing I know she started kissin' my You the rest, before she left I paged Mia I told her "I got a new over here" She rushed over, I left and when I came Them hoes was lickin' They call me "Short" when I'm pimpin', "Dog" I'm mackin' Gotta get the money, all thats happenin' She to be my love slave, I need some bug spray To keep these away I never would tell you all the I fucked These are the tales, of this shit I made up I change the so I can rhyme and shit So if it's you, you the time bitch
These are the tales, the freaky These are the that I tell so well For years I've been a real player So if you wanna get fucked say hell (hell yeah) And it stop Old Short Dog Still it gettin' it Gettin' money Eastside baby, You ain't