Short Dog's in the house, once again this pimp shit
These are the tales, the freaky These are the tales that I so well For fifteen years been a real player So if you wanna sex say hell yeah
I met this girl in She let a nigga fuck but I still stand her The pussy wasn't I said "What's up bitch? I'm tired of fuckin' can you dick?" She said "No", but she had another So I switched a real pimp Laying on my back with my in her mouth I "BeyotchWhat you talkin' 'bout?" She mumbled something, I don't know what she Smoking on a joint gettin bomb-ass head said her name was Theresa All on my dick cheese on pizza In the A-T-L the grass is greener I Nina, Melina, Sabrina and Tina When I moved out there, I met Holly Five-foot one with a bad ass Freaky bitch she was a Gemini She to stand up and say "Shoot it in my eye!" I met another girl went to College Every day school I aquired the knowledge I took her to my house so I get some I fucked her good and made the bitch cum She was limber, said her name was Amber She wouldn't stop screaming, that's all I I had another freak, her was Wendy When I first met the bitch she said "Please pimp me!" I did it I'm coming from Oakland, C-A Ain't no other way, like my girl She in Atlanta, but she comes from the Bay Let me hit hometown pussy on the strimp Look out for a nigga, me like a pimp You know I forget about the strippers Cinderella with the glass Top down in the Benz ain't spendin' no Fat bag of indo, bring all friends It's Lotto, you get a quick pick said they heard I had a big dick So I showed it to 'em, only one second Dick rock hard, bitches gettin'
These are the tales, the freaky These are the tales I tell so well For fifteen years I've been a real So if you wanna have sex say hell
I know bitch, her name is Terri I lied to the bitch "It's about I get married" I couldn't see me her So I fucked her door neighbor, Jennifer She had two roommates, and Amy Terri caught me and said "Nigga don't play me!" But them liked to freak I used to 'em new niggas every other week I would tell you all the hoes I fucked These are the tales, some of shit I made up I change the so I can rhyme and shit So if it's you, you know the time I the night with Monique in between the sheets It was her, her April and me I do it on the regular, two at a Call it you want I be a fool wit' mine Like them Texas niggas, I would change my niggas up in Cleveland spit the good game These hoes when I come in the door I ain't bitch, so what you want me for? Like Natalie, up and down I had to be the one lets have some fun I her, you thought I didn't Short Dog's in the house and I on pimpin' So I fucked the twins, Sharon and Karen straight for the panties, but they wasn't wearin 'em Don't ask me who I fucked first, it ain't my In the end, I got the same results
are the tales, the freaky tales These are the tales that I so well For years I've been a real player So if you have sex say hell yeah
Hell yeah, I would forget Charlene We was layin close like two sardines Talkin', laughin', and shit Next I know she started kissin' my dick You the rest, before she left I paged Mia I told her "I got a new freak here" She rushed over, I left and when I came Them was lickin' cats They call me "Short" I'm pimpin', "Dog" when I'm mackin' Gotta get the money, thats all happenin' She wants to be my slave, I need some bug spray To keep these hoes I never would tell you all the I fucked are the tales, some of this shit I made up I change the name so I can and shit So if it's you, you know the bitch
These are the tales, the tales These are the that I tell so well For fifteen years I've been a player So if you wanna get fucked say yeah (hell yeah) And it don't Old school Dog Still it gettin' it Gettin' money Eastside baby, You ain't