Short Dog's in the house, once with this pimp shit
are the tales, the freaky tales These are the tales that I so well For years I've been a real player So if you have sex say hell yeah
I met girl in Atlanta She let a nigga fuck but I still can't her The wasn't good I said "What's up bitch? I'm of fuckin' can you suck dick?" She said "No", but she had another So I like a real pimp Laying on my with my dick in her mouth I "BeyotchWhat you talkin' 'bout?" She something, I don't know what she said Smoking on a joint gettin some bomb-ass Bitch her name was Theresa All on my like cheese on pizza In the where the grass is greener I fucked Nina, Melina, and Tina I first moved out there, I met Holly Five-foot one a bad ass body Freaky little she was a Gemini She to stand up and say "Shoot it in my eye!" I met another girl went to College Every day after school I the knowledge I her to my house so I could get some I fucked her real and made the bitch cum She was limber, said her name was Amber She stop screaming, that's all I remember I had another freak, her name was When I met the bitch she said "Please don't pimp me!" I did it I'm coming from Oakland, C-A Ain't no way, like my girl Shante She in Atlanta, but she comes from the Bay Let me hit that pussy on the strimp Look out for a nigga, treat me like a You know I can't forget about the with the glass slipper Top down in the Benz ain't spendin' no Fat bag of indo, all your friends It's like Lotto, you get a quick Bitches said heard I had a big dick So I showed it to 'em, only took one Dick hard, bitches gettin' nekked
are the tales, the freaky tales These are the tales I tell so well For years I've been a real player So if you have sex say hell yeah
I know another bitch, her name is I lied to the bitch "It's about I get married" I couldn't see me her So I her next door neighbor, Jennifer She had two roommates, and Amy Terri caught me creepin' and "Nigga don't play me!" But them liked to freak I to send 'em new niggas every other week I never would tell you all the hoes I These are the tales, some of shit I made up I the name so I can rhyme and shit So if it's you, you know the time I spent the night Monique in between the sheets It was her, her girlfriend and me I do it on the regular, two at a Call it what you I be a fool wit' mine them Texas niggas, I never would change Like my niggas up in Cleveland spit the game These recognize when I come in the door I ain't trickin bitch, so you want me for? Natalie, swearin' up and down I had to be the one Bitch have some fun I her, you thought I didn't Short Dog's in the house and I on pimpin' So then I fucked the twins, Sharon and Went straight for the panties, but wasn't wearin 'em Don't ask me who I fucked first, it ain't my In the end, I still got the results
These are the tales, the freaky These are the tales I tell so well For fifteen years been a real player So if you wanna have sex say hell
yeah, I never would forget Charlene We was layin real close two sardines Talkin', laughin', kissin' and Next I know she started kissin' my dick You know the rest, she left I paged Mia I told her "I got a new freak here" She over, I left and when I came back hoes was lickin' cats They call me "Short" when I'm pimpin', "Dog" I'm mackin' Gotta get the money, thats all happenin' She wants to be my love slave, I need some bug To keep these hoes I never would tell you all the I fucked These are the tales, of this shit I made up I the name so I can rhyme and shit So if it's you, you know the time
These are the tales, the tales These are the tales that I tell so For fifteen years been a real player So if you wanna get fucked say yeah (hell yeah) And it don't Old Short Dog Still it gettin' it Gettin' money Eastside baby, You knowin?