Short Dog's in the house, once with this pimp shit
These are the tales, the freaky are the tales that I tell so well For fifteen years I've been a player So if you have sex say hell yeah
I met this in Atlanta She let a nigga but I still can't stand her The pussy good I said "What's up bitch? I'm of fuckin' can you suck dick?" She "No", but she had another friend So I switched like a real Laying on my with my dick in her mouth I said "BeyotchWhat you 'bout?" She mumbled something, I don't know what she Smoking on a joint some bomb-ass head Bitch said her name was All on my dick like on pizza In the A-T-L where the grass is I fucked Nina, Melina, Sabrina and When I first out there, I met Holly Five-foot one with a bad ass Freaky little bitch she was a She to stand up and say "Shoot it in my eye!" I met another girl went to College day after school I aquired the knowledge I her to my house so I could get some I fucked her real good and made the cum She was limber, said her name was Amber She wouldn't screaming, that's all I remember I had another freak, her name was I first met the bitch she said "Please don't pimp me!" I did it I'm coming from Oakland, C-A Ain't no other way, like my Shante She lives in Atlanta, but she comes the Bay Let me hit hometown pussy on the strimp Look out for a nigga, me like a pimp You know I can't about the strippers Cinderella with the glass Top down in the Benz ain't spendin' no Fat bag of indo, bring all friends It's like Lotto, you get a pick Bitches said they I had a big dick So I showed it to 'em, only took one Dick hard, bitches gettin' nekked
These are the tales, the freaky These are the tales that I so well For fifteen years I've a real player So if you wanna have sex say yeah
I know another bitch, her name is I lied to the bitch "It's time I get married" I see me pimpin' her So I her next door neighbor, Jennifer She had two roommates, and Amy caught me creepin' and said "Nigga don't play me!" But them liked to freak I to send 'em new niggas every other week I never would tell you all the hoes I are the tales, some of this shit I made up I change the name so I can rhyme and So if it's you, you know the time I spent the night with Monique in the sheets It was her, her girlfriend and me I do it on the regular, two at a Call it what you want I be a fool mine Like them niggas, I never would change my niggas up in Cleveland spit the good game These hoes when I come in the door I trickin bitch, so what you want me for? Like Natalie, swearin' up and I had to be the one lets have some fun I fucked her, you thought I Dog's in the house and I keep on pimpin' So then I fucked the twins, Sharon and Went straight for the panties, but they wearin 'em Don't ask me who I first, it ain't my fault In the end, I still got the same
are the tales, the freaky tales These are the tales I tell so well For fifteen years I've been a real So if you wanna have sex say hell
Hell yeah, I never forget Charlene We was layin real close two sardines Talkin', laughin', kissin' and Next thing I she started kissin' my dick You the rest, before she left I paged Mia I told her "I got a new freak here" She rushed over, I left and when I back Them hoes was cats They call me "Short" I'm pimpin', "Dog" when I'm mackin' Gotta get the money, thats all happenin' She wants to be my slave, I need some bug spray To keep hoes away I never would you all the hoes I fucked are the tales, some of this shit I made up I change the name so I can rhyme and So if it's you, you know the time
These are the tales, the tales These are the tales that I tell so For years I've been a real player So if you wanna get say hell yeah (hell yeah) And it stop Old Short Dog spittin' it Still it Gettin' money Eastside baby, You knowin?