Short Dog's in the house, once with this pimp shit
are the tales, the freaky tales These are the tales that I so well For fifteen years I've a real player So if you wanna sex say hell yeah
I met girl in Atlanta She let a nigga but I still can't stand her The pussy wasn't good I "What's up bitch? I'm of fuckin' can you suck dick?" She said "No", but she had another So I switched like a pimp on my back with my dick in her mouth I "BeyotchWhat you talkin' 'bout?" She something, I don't know what she said Smoking on a gettin some bomb-ass head Bitch said her was Theresa All on my dick cheese on pizza In the A-T-L the grass is greener I fucked Nina, Melina, Sabrina and When I moved out there, I met Holly Five-foot one with a bad ass Freaky bitch she was a Gemini She used to up and say "Shoot it in my eye!" I met another girl went to College Every day after school I aquired the I her to my house so I could get some I fucked her real good and the bitch cum She was hella limber, her name was Amber She stop screaming, that's all I remember I had another freak, her name was When I met the bitch she said "Please don't pimp me!" I did it I'm straight from Oakland, C-A Ain't no other way, my girl Shante She lives in Atlanta, but she from the Bay Let me hit that hometown pussy on the out for a nigga, treat me like a pimp You know I forget about the strippers with the glass slipper Top down in the Benz ain't spendin' no Fat bag of indo, bring all friends It's like Lotto, you get a pick Bitches said heard I had a big dick So I showed it to 'em, only one second Dick hard, bitches gettin' nekked
are the tales, the freaky tales These are the tales that I so well For years I've been a real player So if you have sex say hell yeah
I know another bitch, her is Terri I lied to the "It's about time I get married" I couldn't see me her So I fucked her next door neighbor, She had two roommates, and Amy Terri caught me creepin' and "Nigga don't play me!" But them liked to freak I used to send 'em new every other week I never would tell you all the I fucked These are the tales, of this shit I made up I change the name so I can rhyme and So if you, you know the time bitch I spent the with Monique in between the sheets It was her, her April and me I do it on the regular, two at a Call it you want I be a fool wit' mine them Texas niggas, I never would change Like my up in Cleveland spit the good game These hoes recognize when I in the door I ain't trickin bitch, so what you me for? Like Natalie, swearin' up and I had to be the one Bitch lets have fun I fucked her, you I didn't Short Dog's in the and I keep on pimpin' So then I fucked the twins, and Karen Went for the panties, but they wasn't wearin 'em Don't ask me who I first, it ain't my fault In the end, I still got the results
are the tales, the freaky tales These are the tales that I so well For fifteen years I've been a player So if you have sex say hell yeah
Hell yeah, I never would forget We was layin real close like two Talkin', laughin', and shit Next thing I know she kissin' my dick You know the rest, before she left I Mia I her "I got a new freak over here" She rushed over, I and when I came back Them hoes was cats They call me "Short" when I'm pimpin', "Dog" I'm mackin' Gotta get the money, thats all thats She wants to be my love slave, I need some bug To keep these away I would tell you all the hoes I fucked These are the tales, of this shit I made up I change the name so I can rhyme and So if you, you know the time bitch
These are the tales, the freaky These are the that I tell so well For years I've been a real player So if you wanna get say hell yeah (hell yeah) And it stop Old school Dog Still it Still it Gettin' that baby, Oakland You knowin?