Short Dog's in the house, once again with this shit
These are the tales, the tales These are the tales that I tell so For years I've been a real player So if you wanna have sex say hell
I met this girl in She let a nigga fuck but I can't stand her The pussy wasn't good I "What's up bitch? I'm of fuckin' can you suck dick?" She said "No", but she had another So I switched like a real Laying on my with my dick in her mouth I said "BeyotchWhat you 'bout?" She mumbled something, I don't know what she on a joint gettin some bomb-ass head Bitch said her was Theresa All on my dick like cheese on In the A-T-L the grass is greener I fucked Nina, Melina, and Tina I first moved out there, I met Holly Five-foot one with a bad ass Freaky little she was a Gemini She to stand up and say "Shoot it in my eye!" I met another went to Spellman College Every day after I aquired the knowledge I took her to my house so I get some I her real good and made the bitch cum She was hella limber, said her name was She wouldn't stop screaming, all I remember I had freak, her name was Wendy When I first met the bitch she said "Please don't me!" I did it I'm coming straight Oakland, C-A Ain't no other way, like my girl She lives in Atlanta, but she from the Bay Let me hit that pussy on the strimp out for a nigga, treat me like a pimp You know I can't forget the strippers Cinderella with the slipper Top down in the ain't spendin' no ends Fat bag of indo, bring all friends It's like Lotto, you get a quick Bitches they heard I had a big dick So I showed it to 'em, took one second Dick hard, bitches gettin' nekked
are the tales, the freaky tales These are the tales that I so well For fifteen years I've been a real So if you have sex say hell yeah
I know another bitch, her name is I lied to the bitch "It's time I get married" I couldn't see me her So I fucked her next neighbor, Jennifer She had two roommates, and Amy caught me creepin' and said "Nigga don't play me!" But them liked to freak I used to send 'em new niggas other week I never would tell you all the hoes I These are the tales, some of shit I made up I change the name so I can and shit So if it's you, you the time bitch I spent the night with Monique in the sheets It was her, her girlfriend and me I do it on the regular, two at a Call it what you want I be a fool mine Like them Texas niggas, I would change Like my niggas up in Cleveland spit the good These hoes when I come in the door I ain't bitch, so what you want me for? Natalie, swearin' up and down I had to be the one Bitch lets some fun I fucked her, you I didn't Short Dog's in the house and I keep on So I fucked the twins, Sharon and Karen Went straight for the panties, but they wasn't 'em Don't ask me who I fucked first, it ain't my In the end, I got the same results
These are the tales, the tales These are the tales I tell so well For fifteen years I've been a real So if you wanna have sex say yeah
Hell yeah, I never would Charlene We was layin real like two sardines Talkin', laughin', kissin' and Next thing I know she started my dick You know the rest, before she I paged Mia I told her "I got a new freak here" She rushed over, I left and when I back Them hoes was cats call me "Short" when I'm pimpin', "Dog" when I'm mackin' Gotta get the money, all thats happenin' She to be my love slave, I need some bug spray To keep hoes away I never would you all the hoes I fucked These are the tales, some of this shit I up I the name so I can rhyme and shit So if you, you know the time bitch
These are the tales, the tales These are the tales I tell so well For years I've been a real player So if you wanna get say hell yeah (hell yeah) And it don't Old school Dog Still it gettin' it Gettin' money Eastside baby, You knowin?