Short Dog's in the house, once again with this pimp
are the tales, the freaky tales These are the tales that I tell so For years I've been a real player So if you have sex say hell yeah
I met this in Atlanta She let a nigga fuck but I still stand her The pussy good I said "What's up bitch? I'm tired of fuckin' can you dick?" She said "No", but she had friend So I switched a real pimp on my back with my dick in her mouth I said "BeyotchWhat you 'bout?" She mumbled something, I know what she said Smoking on a gettin some bomb-ass head Bitch said her name was All on my dick like on pizza In the where the grass is greener I fucked Nina, Melina, and Tina When I first out there, I met Holly one with a bad ass body Freaky little bitch she was a She used to up and say "Shoot it in my eye!" I met another girl went to Spellman Every day after school I the knowledge I took her to my house so I could get I fucked her real and made the bitch cum She was limber, said her name was Amber She wouldn't stop screaming, that's all I I had another freak, her was Wendy When I met the bitch she said "Please don't pimp me!" I did it I'm straight from Oakland, C-A Ain't no other way, like my girl She lives in Atlanta, but she from the Bay Let me hit that hometown pussy on the Look out for a nigga, me like a pimp You know I can't forget about the Cinderella with the slipper Top down in the ain't spendin' no ends Fat bag of indo, all your friends like Lotto, you get a quick pick Bitches said heard I had a big dick So I showed it to 'em, only one second Dick hard, bitches gettin' nekked
are the tales, the freaky tales These are the tales I tell so well For fifteen years I've a real player So if you wanna have sex say yeah
I know bitch, her name is Terri I lied to the bitch "It's about I get married" I couldn't see me her So I fucked her door neighbor, Jennifer She had two roommates, and Amy Terri caught me and said "Nigga don't play me!" But hoes liked to freak I used to 'em new niggas every other week I never would you all the hoes I fucked These are the tales, some of this shit I up I the name so I can rhyme and shit So if you, you know the time bitch I the night with Monique in between the sheets It was her, her April and me I do it on the regular, two at a Call it you want I be a fool wit' mine Like Texas niggas, I never would change Like my niggas up in Cleveland spit the good These hoes recognize when I come in the I ain't trickin bitch, so what you want me Like Natalie, up and down I had to be the one lets have some fun I fucked her, you I didn't Short in the house and I keep on pimpin' So then I fucked the twins, and Karen straight for the panties, but they wasn't wearin 'em Don't ask me who I first, it ain't my fault In the end, I still got the same
are the tales, the freaky tales These are the tales that I so well For years I've been a real player So if you wanna sex say hell yeah
Hell yeah, I never forget Charlene We was layin real close like two Talkin', laughin', kissin' and Next thing I she started kissin' my dick You know the rest, before she left I Mia I told her "I got a new over here" She rushed over, I and when I came back Them was lickin' cats They call me "Short" when I'm pimpin', "Dog" when I'm get the money, thats all thats happenin' She wants to be my love slave, I some bug spray To keep hoes away I never tell you all the hoes I fucked These are the tales, of this shit I made up I change the name so I can and shit So if it's you, you know the time
These are the tales, the tales are the tales that I tell so well For fifteen years been a real player So if you wanna get say hell yeah (hell yeah) And it stop Old Short Dog spittin' it Still it that money Eastside baby, You knowin?