Short Dog's in the house, once again with pimp shit
These are the tales, the freaky are the tales that I tell so well For years I've been a real player So if you wanna have sex say hell
I met girl in Atlanta She let a fuck but I still can't stand her The pussy wasn't good I said "What's up I'm tired of fuckin' can you dick?" She said "No", but she had friend So I switched like a pimp on my back with my dick in her mouth I "BeyotchWhat you talkin' 'bout?" She something, I don't know what she said Smoking on a joint gettin some head said her name was Theresa All on my dick cheese on pizza In the where the grass is greener I fucked Nina, Melina, and Tina When I moved out there, I met Holly Five-foot one with a bad ass little bitch she was a Gemini She used to up and say "Shoot it in my eye!" I met another went to Spellman College Every day after I aquired the knowledge I took her to my house so I could get I fucked her real good and made the cum She was limber, said her name was Amber She wouldn't stop screaming, that's all I I had another freak, her name was When I first met the bitch she "Please don't pimp me!" I did it I'm coming straight Oakland, C-A Ain't no other way, like my Shante She in Atlanta, but she comes from the Bay Let me hit that hometown pussy on the Look out for a nigga, treat me like a You know I can't about the strippers Cinderella with the slipper Top in the Benz ain't spendin' no ends Fat bag of indo, bring all friends It's like Lotto, you get a quick Bitches said they heard I had a big So I it to 'em, only took one second Dick hard, bitches gettin' nekked
These are the tales, the tales These are the that I tell so well For fifteen years been a real player So if you have sex say hell yeah
I another bitch, her name is Terri I to the bitch "It's about time I get married" I couldn't see me her So I fucked her next neighbor, Jennifer She had two roommates, and Amy Terri caught me creepin' and said "Nigga play me!" But them hoes to freak I used to 'em new niggas every other week I would tell you all the hoes I fucked are the tales, some of this shit I made up I change the name so I can and shit So if you, you know the time bitch I spent the night Monique in between the sheets It was her, her April and me I do it on the regular, two at a Call it what you want I be a fool wit' Like them niggas, I never would change Like my up in Cleveland spit the good game These recognize when I come in the door I ain't trickin bitch, so what you me for? Natalie, swearin' up and down I had to be the one Bitch lets some fun I fucked her, you I didn't Short Dog's in the house and I on pimpin' So then I fucked the twins, and Karen Went straight for the panties, but they wasn't 'em Don't ask me who I fucked first, it my fault In the end, I still got the same
These are the tales, the freaky are the tales that I tell so well For fifteen years been a real player So if you have sex say hell yeah
Hell yeah, I would forget Charlene We was layin real close two sardines Talkin', laughin', and shit Next thing I know she started kissin' my You know the rest, she left I paged Mia I her "I got a new freak over here" She rushed over, I left and I came back hoes was lickin' cats They me "Short" when I'm pimpin', "Dog" when I'm mackin' Gotta get the money, all thats happenin' She to be my love slave, I need some bug spray To keep hoes away I never tell you all the hoes I fucked These are the tales, of this shit I made up I change the name so I can rhyme and So if it's you, you know the time
These are the tales, the freaky These are the tales that I so well For fifteen years I've been a player So if you wanna get say hell yeah (hell yeah) And it don't Old school Dog spittin' it Still it Gettin' that Eastside baby, You knowin?