Short Dog's in the house, once again with this pimp
These are the tales, the tales These are the tales I tell so well For fifteen years I've been a real So if you wanna sex say hell yeah
I met this girl in She let a nigga but I still can't stand her The pussy good I said "What's up bitch? I'm tired of fuckin' can you dick?" She "No", but she had another friend So I switched like a pimp on my back with my dick in her mouth I said "BeyotchWhat you 'bout?" She mumbled something, I don't know what she Smoking on a joint gettin some bomb-ass said her name was Theresa All on my dick cheese on pizza In the A-T-L where the is greener I fucked Nina, Melina, Sabrina and When I first out there, I met Holly one with a bad ass body Freaky little bitch she was a She used to up and say "Shoot it in my eye!" I met another girl to Spellman College Every day after school I aquired the I took her to my house so I could get I fucked her real good and the bitch cum She was limber, said her name was Amber She wouldn't screaming, that's all I remember I had freak, her name was Wendy When I first met the she said "Please don't pimp me!" I did it I'm coming straight Oakland, C-A Ain't no other way, my girl Shante She in Atlanta, but she comes from the Bay Let me hit that hometown on the strimp Look out for a nigga, treat me like a You I can't forget about the strippers with the glass slipper Top down in the Benz ain't no ends Fat bag of indo, all your friends It's like Lotto, you get a quick Bitches said they heard I had a big So I showed it to 'em, only took one Dick rock hard, bitches gettin'
are the tales, the freaky tales These are the that I tell so well For fifteen years been a real player So if you wanna have sex say yeah
I know another bitch, her is Terri I to the bitch "It's about time I get married" I couldn't see me her So I fucked her next neighbor, Jennifer She had two roommates, and Amy Terri me creepin' and said "Nigga don't play me!" But them hoes to freak I to send 'em new niggas every other week I never would tell you all the I fucked These are the tales, some of this I made up I change the so I can rhyme and shit So if it's you, you know the time I spent the with Monique in between the sheets It was her, her girlfriend and me I do it on the regular, two at a Call it what you want I be a fool mine Like them Texas niggas, I never change Like my niggas up in Cleveland spit the game hoes recognize when I come in the door I ain't bitch, so what you want me for? Natalie, swearin' up and down I had to be the one Bitch lets have fun I fucked her, you I didn't Short Dog's in the house and I on pimpin' So then I the twins, Sharon and Karen straight for the panties, but they wasn't wearin 'em Don't ask me who I fucked first, it ain't my In the end, I still got the results
These are the tales, the tales are the tales that I tell so well For fifteen I've been a real player So if you wanna have sex say hell
yeah, I never would forget Charlene We was layin close like two sardines Talkin', laughin', kissin' and Next thing I she started kissin' my dick You the rest, before she left I paged Mia I told her "I got a new over here" She rushed over, I left and when I came Them was lickin' cats They call me "Short" when I'm pimpin', "Dog" when I'm get the money, thats all thats happenin' She to be my love slave, I need some bug spray To keep these hoes I never would you all the hoes I fucked These are the tales, some of this shit I up I change the name so I can and shit So if it's you, you know the bitch
These are the tales, the tales These are the tales that I tell so For fifteen years I've a real player So if you wanna get fucked say yeah (hell yeah) And it don't Old school Dog spittin' it Still it that money Eastside baby, You ain't