Short Dog's in the house, once with this pimp shit
These are the tales, the freaky These are the that I tell so well For fifteen years been a real player So if you wanna have sex say yeah
I met this girl in She let a nigga fuck but I still stand her The wasn't good I said "What's up bitch? I'm of fuckin' can you suck dick?" She said "No", but she had another So I like a real pimp Laying on my back my dick in her mouth I "BeyotchWhat you talkin' 'bout?" She mumbled something, I don't know she said Smoking on a joint some bomb-ass head Bitch her name was Theresa All on my like cheese on pizza In the where the grass is greener I Nina, Melina, Sabrina and Tina I first moved out there, I met Holly Five-foot one with a bad ass Freaky little bitch she was a She to stand up and say "Shoot it in my eye!" I met another girl went to Spellman day after school I aquired the knowledge I her to my house so I could get some I fucked her real and made the bitch cum She was hella limber, her name was Amber She wouldn't screaming, that's all I remember I had freak, her name was Wendy When I first met the bitch she "Please don't pimp me!" I did it I'm coming straight Oakland, C-A Ain't no other way, like my Shante She lives in Atlanta, but she comes the Bay Let me hit that pussy on the strimp Look out for a nigga, me like a pimp You I can't forget about the strippers Cinderella with the glass Top down in the Benz ain't spendin' no Fat bag of indo, all your friends like Lotto, you get a quick pick Bitches said they I had a big dick So I showed it to 'em, only took one Dick rock hard, bitches nekked
are the tales, the freaky tales These are the tales I tell so well For fifteen years been a real player So if you wanna sex say hell yeah
I another bitch, her name is Terri I lied to the bitch "It's about I get married" I see me pimpin' her So I her next door neighbor, Jennifer She had two roommates, and Amy Terri caught me and said "Nigga don't play me!" But them hoes to freak I used to send 'em new niggas every other I never tell you all the hoes I fucked These are the tales, of this shit I made up I change the name so I can and shit So if it's you, you know the time I spent the night Monique in between the sheets It was her, her girlfriend and me I do it on the regular, two at a Call it what you want I be a wit' mine Like them niggas, I never would change Like my niggas up in Cleveland spit the game These recognize when I come in the door I ain't trickin bitch, so what you want me Like Natalie, swearin' up and I had to be the one lets have some fun I her, you thought I didn't Short Dog's in the and I keep on pimpin' So then I the twins, Sharon and Karen Went straight for the panties, but they wearin 'em Don't ask me who I fucked first, it my fault In the end, I got the same results
These are the tales, the freaky These are the tales I tell so well For fifteen years been a real player So if you wanna have sex say yeah
yeah, I never would forget Charlene We was layin close like two sardines Talkin', laughin', and shit Next thing I know she started kissin' my You the rest, before she left I paged Mia I told her "I got a new freak here" She over, I left and when I came back hoes was lickin' cats They call me "Short" when I'm pimpin', "Dog" when I'm Gotta get the money, thats all thats She wants to be my love slave, I need bug spray To keep hoes away I never would tell you all the hoes I are the tales, some of this shit I made up I change the name so I can rhyme and So if it's you, you the time bitch
These are the tales, the tales are the tales that I tell so well For fifteen years I've been a real So if you get fucked say hell yeah (hell yeah) And it stop Old Short Dog Still it gettin' it Gettin' that Eastside baby, You ain't