Short Dog's in the house, once again with this shit
are the tales, the freaky tales These are the tales that I so well For fifteen years I've a real player So if you wanna have sex say hell
I met girl in Atlanta She let a nigga but I still can't stand her The pussy good I said "What's up bitch? I'm tired of can you suck dick?" She "No", but she had another friend So I switched like a pimp Laying on my back with my in her mouth I said "BeyotchWhat you 'bout?" She mumbled something, I know what she said Smoking on a gettin some bomb-ass head Bitch said her was Theresa All on my like cheese on pizza In the A-T-L the grass is greener I fucked Nina, Melina, and Tina When I first out there, I met Holly Five-foot one with a bad ass little bitch she was a Gemini She used to up and say "Shoot it in my eye!" I met another went to Spellman College Every day after school I aquired the I took her to my so I could get some I her real good and made the bitch cum She was hella limber, her name was Amber She wouldn't stop screaming, that's all I I had another freak, her name was When I first met the bitch she said "Please pimp me!" I did it I'm coming straight Oakland, C-A Ain't no way, like my girl Shante She lives in Atlanta, but she comes the Bay Let me hit hometown pussy on the strimp Look out for a nigga, me like a pimp You know I can't forget about the Cinderella with the glass Top down in the ain't spendin' no ends Fat bag of indo, bring all friends It's like Lotto, you get a pick Bitches said they I had a big dick So I showed it to 'em, only took one Dick rock hard, bitches nekked
are the tales, the freaky tales These are the tales I tell so well For years I've been a real player So if you wanna have sex say hell
I know another bitch, her name is I lied to the bitch "It's about I get married" I see me pimpin' her So I fucked her next neighbor, Jennifer She had two roommates, and Amy Terri caught me creepin' and "Nigga don't play me!" But them hoes to freak I used to 'em new niggas every other week I never would tell you all the hoes I are the tales, some of this shit I made up I change the so I can rhyme and shit So if it's you, you know the time I spent the night with Monique in the sheets It was her, her April and me I do it on the regular, two at a it what you want I be a fool wit' mine Like Texas niggas, I never would change Like my niggas up in Cleveland the good game These hoes recognize I come in the door I ain't trickin bitch, so what you me for? Natalie, swearin' up and down I had to be the one Bitch lets some fun I fucked her, you thought I Short Dog's in the and I keep on pimpin' So then I the twins, Sharon and Karen Went straight for the panties, but they wasn't 'em Don't ask me who I first, it ain't my fault In the end, I still got the results
are the tales, the freaky tales These are the tales that I so well For fifteen years I've a real player So if you wanna have sex say yeah
Hell yeah, I never forget Charlene We was layin real close two sardines Talkin', laughin', kissin' and Next thing I know she started kissin' my You know the rest, before she I paged Mia I told her "I got a new over here" She over, I left and when I came back hoes was lickin' cats They me "Short" when I'm pimpin', "Dog" when I'm mackin' get the money, thats all thats happenin' She wants to be my love slave, I some bug spray To keep these away I never would tell you all the I fucked These are the tales, some of shit I made up I change the name so I can rhyme and So if it's you, you the time bitch
These are the tales, the freaky are the tales that I tell so well For years I've been a real player So if you get fucked say hell yeah (hell yeah) And it don't Old Short Dog Still it gettin' it Gettin' that Eastside baby, You knowin?