Short Dog's in the house, once again with this pimp
These are the tales, the freaky These are the tales I tell so well For fifteen I've been a real player So if you have sex say hell yeah
I met this girl in She let a nigga fuck but I still can't her The wasn't good I said "What's up bitch? I'm tired of fuckin' can you dick?" She said "No", but she had friend So I switched a real pimp Laying on my back with my dick in her I "BeyotchWhat you talkin' 'bout?" She mumbled something, I don't know she said Smoking on a joint gettin some head Bitch her name was Theresa All on my like cheese on pizza In the A-T-L where the is greener I fucked Nina, Melina, Sabrina and When I first moved out there, I met Five-foot one a bad ass body Freaky little she was a Gemini She used to up and say "Shoot it in my eye!" I met another girl went to Spellman Every day after school I aquired the I took her to my house so I get some I fucked her good and made the bitch cum She was hella limber, said her name was She wouldn't screaming, that's all I remember I had another freak, her was Wendy When I first met the bitch she said "Please pimp me!" I did it I'm coming from Oakland, C-A no other way, like my girl Shante She lives in Atlanta, but she comes the Bay Let me hit that pussy on the strimp Look out for a nigga, treat me like a You know I can't about the strippers Cinderella with the glass Top down in the Benz ain't spendin' no Fat bag of indo, bring all your It's Lotto, you get a quick pick Bitches they heard I had a big dick So I it to 'em, only took one second Dick rock hard, bitches nekked
These are the tales, the freaky are the tales that I tell so well For fifteen years I've a real player So if you wanna have sex say hell
I know another bitch, her is Terri I lied to the bitch "It's about I get married" I couldn't see me her So I fucked her next neighbor, Jennifer She had two roommates, and Amy Terri caught me and said "Nigga don't play me!" But them hoes to freak I used to send 'em new niggas other week I never would tell you all the hoes I are the tales, some of this shit I made up I change the so I can rhyme and shit So if it's you, you the time bitch I spent the night Monique in between the sheets It was her, her girlfriend and me I do it on the regular, two at a Call it what you want I be a fool wit' Like them niggas, I never would change Like my niggas up in Cleveland spit the good These hoes recognize I come in the door I ain't trickin bitch, so you want me for? Natalie, swearin' up and down I had to be the one Bitch lets some fun I fucked her, you thought I Short Dog's in the and I keep on pimpin' So then I fucked the twins, Sharon and Went straight for the panties, but wasn't wearin 'em Don't ask me who I fucked first, it ain't my In the end, I still got the same
are the tales, the freaky tales These are the tales that I so well For fifteen years I've a real player So if you wanna sex say hell yeah
yeah, I never would forget Charlene We was layin real like two sardines Talkin', laughin', and shit Next thing I she started kissin' my dick You know the rest, she left I paged Mia I her "I got a new freak over here" She rushed over, I and when I came back Them was lickin' cats They call me "Short" when I'm pimpin', "Dog" I'm mackin' Gotta get the money, thats all happenin' She wants to be my love slave, I need bug spray To keep hoes away I never would tell you all the I fucked These are the tales, some of this I made up I change the so I can rhyme and shit So if it's you, you know the time
These are the tales, the freaky are the tales that I tell so well For fifteen years I've been a player So if you wanna get fucked say yeah (hell yeah) And it don't Old school Dog spittin' it Still it Gettin' that Eastside baby, You ain't