Short Dog's in the house, once with this pimp shit
These are the tales, the tales are the tales that I tell so well For fifteen years been a real player So if you have sex say hell yeah
I met this girl in She let a nigga fuck but I still stand her The pussy wasn't good I said "What's up I'm of fuckin' can you suck dick?" She said "No", but she had friend So I switched a real pimp on my back with my dick in her mouth I "BeyotchWhat you talkin' 'bout?" She mumbled something, I know what she said Smoking on a joint some bomb-ass head Bitch her name was Theresa All on my dick like on pizza In the A-T-L where the is greener I fucked Nina, Melina, Sabrina and When I first out there, I met Holly Five-foot one with a bad ass Freaky little bitch she was a She used to up and say "Shoot it in my eye!" I met girl went to Spellman College Every day after school I the knowledge I took her to my house so I get some I fucked her good and made the bitch cum She was limber, said her name was Amber She wouldn't stop screaming, that's all I I had freak, her name was Wendy When I first met the bitch she "Please don't pimp me!" I did it I'm straight from Oakland, C-A Ain't no other way, my girl Shante She lives in Atlanta, but she comes the Bay Let me hit that hometown on the strimp Look out for a nigga, treat me like a You know I forget about the strippers with the glass slipper Top down in the Benz spendin' no ends Fat bag of indo, all your friends like Lotto, you get a quick pick Bitches said heard I had a big dick So I showed it to 'em, only took one Dick rock hard, gettin' nekked
are the tales, the freaky tales These are the tales I tell so well For fifteen years I've a real player So if you wanna have sex say hell
I know another bitch, her is Terri I lied to the bitch "It's about I get married" I see me pimpin' her So I her next door neighbor, Jennifer She had two roommates, and Amy Terri caught me creepin' and "Nigga don't play me!" But them hoes to freak I used to send 'em new niggas every week I would tell you all the hoes I fucked These are the tales, some of this I made up I the name so I can rhyme and shit So if it's you, you know the bitch I the night with Monique in between the sheets It was her, her girlfriend and me I do it on the regular, two at a Call it what you want I be a fool mine Like them Texas niggas, I never would Like my up in Cleveland spit the good game These hoes recognize when I in the door I ain't bitch, so what you want me for? Natalie, swearin' up and down I had to be the one Bitch have some fun I fucked her, you I didn't Short in the house and I keep on pimpin' So then I the twins, Sharon and Karen Went straight for the panties, but wasn't wearin 'em Don't ask me who I first, it ain't my fault In the end, I still got the same
These are the tales, the tales These are the tales I tell so well For fifteen years been a real player So if you wanna have sex say hell
Hell yeah, I never would Charlene We was layin real close like two Talkin', laughin', kissin' and Next thing I know she started my dick You know the rest, before she left I Mia I her "I got a new freak over here" She rushed over, I left and when I back Them hoes was lickin' They call me "Short" I'm pimpin', "Dog" when I'm mackin' Gotta get the money, all thats happenin' She wants to be my slave, I need some bug spray To keep these hoes I never tell you all the hoes I fucked These are the tales, some of this I made up I change the so I can rhyme and shit So if it's you, you the time bitch
These are the tales, the freaky These are the tales that I tell so For fifteen years I've a real player So if you wanna get fucked say yeah (hell yeah) And it stop Old school Dog spittin' it Still it that money Eastside baby, You knowin?