Short Dog's in the house, once again with pimp shit
These are the tales, the tales These are the tales that I tell so For fifteen years I've been a player So if you wanna have sex say hell
I met girl in Atlanta She let a nigga but I still can't stand her The pussy wasn't good I "What's up bitch? I'm of fuckin' can you suck dick?" She said "No", but she had another So I switched like a pimp Laying on my with my dick in her mouth I "BeyotchWhat you talkin' 'bout?" She something, I don't know what she said on a joint gettin some bomb-ass head Bitch said her name was All on my dick cheese on pizza In the A-T-L the grass is greener I fucked Nina, Melina, and Tina I first moved out there, I met Holly Five-foot one a bad ass body Freaky little bitch she was a She used to up and say "Shoot it in my eye!" I met another girl went to Spellman Every day school I aquired the knowledge I took her to my house so I could get I fucked her real good and the bitch cum She was hella limber, said her was Amber She wouldn't screaming, that's all I remember I had freak, her name was Wendy When I met the bitch she said "Please don't pimp me!" I did it I'm straight from Oakland, C-A Ain't no other way, my girl Shante She lives in Atlanta, but she comes the Bay Let me hit that pussy on the strimp Look out for a nigga, treat me a pimp You I can't forget about the strippers Cinderella with the glass Top down in the Benz ain't spendin' no Fat bag of indo, bring all friends It's like Lotto, you get a quick Bitches said heard I had a big dick So I showed it to 'em, only one second Dick rock hard, bitches nekked
are the tales, the freaky tales These are the tales that I tell so For fifteen I've been a real player So if you wanna have sex say yeah
I know another bitch, her name is I lied to the bitch "It's about I get married" I couldn't see me her So I fucked her door neighbor, Jennifer She had two roommates, and Amy caught me creepin' and said "Nigga don't play me!" But them hoes to freak I used to 'em new niggas every other week I never would tell you all the hoes I are the tales, some of this shit I made up I change the name so I can and shit So if it's you, you the time bitch I the night with Monique in between the sheets It was her, her April and me I do it on the regular, two at a Call it what you I be a fool wit' mine Like Texas niggas, I never would change Like my niggas up in Cleveland spit the game These hoes recognize when I in the door I ain't trickin bitch, so what you me for? Like Natalie, swearin' up and I had to be the one Bitch lets have fun I fucked her, you thought I Short Dog's in the and I keep on pimpin' So then I fucked the twins, Sharon and Went for the panties, but they wasn't wearin 'em Don't ask me who I fucked first, it my fault In the end, I still got the same
These are the tales, the freaky These are the that I tell so well For fifteen years been a real player So if you wanna have sex say hell
yeah, I never would forget Charlene We was real close like two sardines Talkin', laughin', and shit Next I know she started kissin' my dick You the rest, before she left I paged Mia I told her "I got a new freak here" She rushed over, I left and when I came hoes was lickin' cats They call me "Short" when I'm pimpin', "Dog" when I'm get the money, thats all thats happenin' She wants to be my slave, I need some bug spray To keep hoes away I never would you all the hoes I fucked are the tales, some of this shit I made up I change the so I can rhyme and shit So if it's you, you know the time
These are the tales, the tales These are the tales that I so well For fifteen I've been a real player So if you get fucked say hell yeah (hell yeah) And it don't Old Short Dog spittin' it Still it Gettin' money Eastside baby, You ain't