Short Dog's in the house, once again with pimp shit
are the tales, the freaky tales These are the that I tell so well For fifteen I've been a real player So if you wanna sex say hell yeah
I met this in Atlanta She let a nigga but I still can't stand her The wasn't good I said "What's up bitch? I'm tired of fuckin' can you dick?" She said "No", but she had friend So I switched like a pimp Laying on my back with my in her mouth I said "BeyotchWhat you 'bout?" She mumbled something, I don't know she said on a joint gettin some bomb-ass head Bitch said her name was All on my dick cheese on pizza In the A-T-L the grass is greener I fucked Nina, Melina, and Tina When I first out there, I met Holly one with a bad ass body Freaky little she was a Gemini She used to up and say "Shoot it in my eye!" I met another girl went to College Every day after school I aquired the I took her to my so I could get some I fucked her real and made the bitch cum She was hella limber, said her name was She wouldn't stop screaming, all I remember I had another freak, her name was When I first met the she said "Please don't pimp me!" I did it I'm coming from Oakland, C-A no other way, like my girl Shante She lives in Atlanta, but she comes the Bay Let me hit that pussy on the strimp Look out for a nigga, me like a pimp You know I can't forget about the Cinderella the glass slipper Top down in the Benz ain't no ends Fat bag of indo, bring all your It's like Lotto, you get a quick said they heard I had a big dick So I showed it to 'em, took one second Dick hard, bitches gettin' nekked
These are the tales, the tales These are the that I tell so well For fifteen years I've a real player So if you wanna sex say hell yeah
I know another bitch, her name is I to the bitch "It's about time I get married" I see me pimpin' her So I fucked her door neighbor, Jennifer She had two roommates, and Amy Terri caught me creepin' and said "Nigga don't me!" But them hoes to freak I used to send 'em new niggas every week I never would you all the hoes I fucked These are the tales, of this shit I made up I change the so I can rhyme and shit So if you, you know the time bitch I spent the night with Monique in the sheets It was her, her April and me I do it on the regular, two at a Call it you want I be a fool wit' mine Like them Texas niggas, I never would Like my niggas up in Cleveland the good game These hoes recognize I come in the door I ain't trickin bitch, so you want me for? Like Natalie, swearin' up and I had to be the one Bitch lets have fun I her, you thought I didn't Short Dog's in the house and I on pimpin' So then I fucked the twins, and Karen Went straight for the panties, but they wasn't 'em Don't ask me who I fucked first, it ain't my In the end, I got the same results
These are the tales, the freaky These are the tales that I tell so For fifteen I've been a real player So if you wanna have sex say hell
Hell yeah, I never forget Charlene We was real close like two sardines Talkin', laughin', kissin' and Next I know she started kissin' my dick You the rest, before she left I paged Mia I told her "I got a new over here" She rushed over, I left and I came back hoes was lickin' cats They call me "Short" I'm pimpin', "Dog" when I'm mackin' Gotta get the money, thats all happenin' She wants to be my love slave, I some bug spray To these hoes away I never would tell you all the hoes I These are the tales, some of shit I made up I change the so I can rhyme and shit So if it's you, you know the bitch
are the tales, the freaky tales These are the tales I tell so well For fifteen years I've been a player So if you wanna get fucked say hell (hell yeah) And it stop Old Short Dog spittin' it Still it Gettin' that baby, Oakland You knowin?