Short Dog's in the house, again with this pimp shit
These are the tales, the freaky are the tales that I tell so well For fifteen years been a real player So if you wanna have sex say yeah
I met this in Atlanta She let a nigga fuck but I still stand her The pussy wasn't good I "What's up bitch? I'm of fuckin' can you suck dick?" She said "No", but she had another So I switched like a pimp Laying on my back my dick in her mouth I said "BeyotchWhat you 'bout?" She mumbled something, I don't know she said on a joint gettin some bomb-ass head Bitch her name was Theresa All on my dick like cheese on In the where the grass is greener I fucked Nina, Melina, Sabrina and When I first moved out there, I met Five-foot one a bad ass body Freaky bitch she was a Gemini She to stand up and say "Shoot it in my eye!" I met girl went to Spellman College day after school I aquired the knowledge I took her to my so I could get some I fucked her real good and the bitch cum She was hella limber, said her was Amber She stop screaming, that's all I remember I had freak, her name was Wendy When I first met the bitch she said "Please pimp me!" I did it I'm coming straight Oakland, C-A no other way, like my girl Shante She lives in Atlanta, but she comes the Bay Let me hit that pussy on the strimp out for a nigga, treat me like a pimp You know I can't about the strippers with the glass slipper Top down in the Benz ain't no ends Fat bag of indo, all your friends like Lotto, you get a quick pick Bitches said they I had a big dick So I showed it to 'em, only took one Dick rock hard, bitches gettin'
are the tales, the freaky tales These are the tales that I tell so For fifteen years I've a real player So if you wanna have sex say yeah
I know bitch, her name is Terri I lied to the bitch "It's about I get married" I couldn't see me her So I fucked her next neighbor, Jennifer She had two roommates, and Amy Terri caught me creepin' and "Nigga don't play me!" But them hoes to freak I used to send 'em new niggas other week I never tell you all the hoes I fucked are the tales, some of this shit I made up I change the so I can rhyme and shit So if you, you know the time bitch I spent the with Monique in between the sheets It was her, her April and me I do it on the regular, two at a Call it what you want I be a wit' mine Like Texas niggas, I never would change Like my niggas up in spit the good game These hoes recognize I come in the door I ain't trickin bitch, so you want me for? Like Natalie, swearin' up and I had to be the one Bitch have some fun I her, you thought I didn't Dog's in the house and I keep on pimpin' So then I the twins, Sharon and Karen straight for the panties, but they wasn't wearin 'em Don't ask me who I fucked first, it ain't my In the end, I got the same results
are the tales, the freaky tales These are the tales that I so well For fifteen years I've a real player So if you wanna have sex say yeah
Hell yeah, I never would forget We was layin real close two sardines Talkin', laughin', kissin' and Next I know she started kissin' my dick You know the rest, before she left I Mia I told her "I got a new freak here" She rushed over, I left and when I back hoes was lickin' cats They call me "Short" when I'm pimpin', "Dog" I'm mackin' Gotta get the money, thats all happenin' She to be my love slave, I need some bug spray To keep these away I would tell you all the hoes I fucked These are the tales, of this shit I made up I the name so I can rhyme and shit So if it's you, you know the bitch
These are the tales, the freaky These are the tales I tell so well For fifteen years I've a real player So if you wanna get fucked say hell (hell yeah) And it stop Old Short Dog spittin' it Still it that money Eastside baby, You ain't