Short Dog's in the house, once again with pimp shit
are the tales, the freaky tales These are the tales I tell so well For years I've been a real player So if you wanna have sex say yeah
I met this girl in She let a nigga fuck but I can't stand her The pussy wasn't I said "What's up bitch? I'm tired of fuckin' can you dick?" She "No", but she had another friend So I switched like a pimp Laying on my back with my dick in her I said "BeyotchWhat you 'bout?" She mumbled something, I don't know she said Smoking on a joint gettin some bomb-ass said her name was Theresa All on my dick like on pizza In the A-T-L where the grass is I fucked Nina, Melina, Sabrina and When I first moved out there, I met Five-foot one a bad ass body little bitch she was a Gemini She used to up and say "Shoot it in my eye!" I met girl went to Spellman College Every day after school I the knowledge I took her to my house so I could get I her real good and made the bitch cum She was limber, said her name was Amber She wouldn't screaming, that's all I remember I had freak, her name was Wendy When I met the bitch she said "Please don't pimp me!" I did it I'm coming from Oakland, C-A no other way, like my girl Shante She lives in Atlanta, but she from the Bay Let me hit hometown pussy on the strimp Look out for a nigga, treat me a pimp You I can't forget about the strippers Cinderella the glass slipper Top down in the Benz spendin' no ends Fat bag of indo, all your friends It's like Lotto, you get a pick Bitches said heard I had a big dick So I showed it to 'em, only took one Dick rock hard, bitches gettin'
These are the tales, the freaky These are the tales that I tell so For fifteen years I've been a real So if you wanna have sex say hell
I another bitch, her name is Terri I lied to the "It's about time I get married" I couldn't see me her So I fucked her next neighbor, Jennifer She had two roommates, and Amy Terri me creepin' and said "Nigga don't play me!" But them liked to freak I used to send 'em new niggas other week I never would tell you all the I fucked These are the tales, some of shit I made up I change the name so I can rhyme and So if it's you, you know the bitch I spent the night with Monique in between the It was her, her April and me I do it on the regular, two at a Call it what you want I be a fool mine Like Texas niggas, I never would change Like my up in Cleveland spit the good game These hoes recognize when I come in the I ain't trickin bitch, so what you want me Natalie, swearin' up and down I had to be the one Bitch have some fun I her, you thought I didn't Short in the house and I keep on pimpin' So then I fucked the twins, and Karen straight for the panties, but they wasn't wearin 'em Don't ask me who I first, it ain't my fault In the end, I still got the results
These are the tales, the tales These are the tales I tell so well For years I've been a real player So if you have sex say hell yeah
Hell yeah, I would forget Charlene We was layin real close like two Talkin', laughin', kissin' and Next thing I she started kissin' my dick You know the rest, she left I paged Mia I her "I got a new freak over here" She over, I left and when I came back Them was lickin' cats They me "Short" when I'm pimpin', "Dog" when I'm mackin' Gotta get the money, thats all happenin' She wants to be my love slave, I need bug spray To keep hoes away I would tell you all the hoes I fucked These are the tales, some of this I made up I change the name so I can rhyme and So if it's you, you know the bitch
These are the tales, the freaky are the tales that I tell so well For fifteen years I've been a real So if you wanna get fucked say hell (hell yeah) And it stop Old school Dog Still it gettin' it Gettin' that Eastside baby, You knowin?