Short Dog's in the house, once again with pimp shit
These are the tales, the freaky These are the tales that I so well For years I've been a real player So if you have sex say hell yeah
I met girl in Atlanta She let a nigga fuck but I still can't her The pussy good I said "What's up bitch? I'm tired of can you suck dick?" She said "No", but she had another So I like a real pimp Laying on my back with my in her mouth I said "BeyotchWhat you 'bout?" She mumbled something, I don't what she said Smoking on a joint gettin some bomb-ass Bitch said her name was All on my dick cheese on pizza In the A-T-L where the grass is I fucked Nina, Melina, Sabrina and When I first out there, I met Holly Five-foot one a bad ass body Freaky little bitch she was a She used to up and say "Shoot it in my eye!" I met another girl went to Spellman Every day after school I aquired the I took her to my house so I could get I fucked her real good and made the cum She was hella limber, her name was Amber She stop screaming, that's all I remember I had another freak, her was Wendy When I met the bitch she said "Please don't pimp me!" I did it I'm coming from Oakland, C-A no other way, like my girl Shante She in Atlanta, but she comes from the Bay Let me hit that hometown pussy on the out for a nigga, treat me like a pimp You I can't forget about the strippers with the glass slipper Top down in the ain't spendin' no ends Fat bag of indo, all your friends like Lotto, you get a quick pick Bitches said they I had a big dick So I showed it to 'em, only one second Dick hard, bitches gettin' nekked
These are the tales, the tales These are the tales that I tell so For fifteen years I've a real player So if you wanna have sex say yeah
I another bitch, her name is Terri I to the bitch "It's about time I get married" I couldn't see me her So I her next door neighbor, Jennifer She had two roommates, and Amy Terri me creepin' and said "Nigga don't play me!" But them hoes to freak I used to send 'em new every other week I never would tell you all the I fucked These are the tales, some of this shit I up I change the name so I can rhyme and So if it's you, you know the bitch I spent the night with Monique in between the It was her, her girlfriend and me I do it on the regular, two at a Call it what you I be a fool wit' mine Like them Texas niggas, I would change Like my niggas up in Cleveland the good game These hoes when I come in the door I ain't trickin bitch, so you want me for? Like Natalie, swearin' up and I had to be the one Bitch have some fun I her, you thought I didn't Short Dog's in the house and I keep on So I fucked the twins, Sharon and Karen straight for the panties, but they wasn't wearin 'em Don't ask me who I first, it ain't my fault In the end, I still got the results
These are the tales, the tales These are the tales that I tell so For fifteen years I've a real player So if you wanna have sex say yeah
Hell yeah, I never would forget We was layin close like two sardines Talkin', laughin', kissin' and Next thing I know she kissin' my dick You the rest, before she left I paged Mia I her "I got a new freak over here" She rushed over, I left and when I back Them hoes was lickin' They call me "Short" when I'm pimpin', "Dog" I'm mackin' Gotta get the money, thats all happenin' She wants to be my love slave, I need some bug To keep these hoes I never tell you all the hoes I fucked These are the tales, some of shit I made up I the name so I can rhyme and shit So if it's you, you the time bitch
These are the tales, the freaky These are the that I tell so well For fifteen years been a real player So if you get fucked say hell yeah (hell yeah) And it stop Old school Dog Still it gettin' it Gettin' money baby, Oakland You knowin?