Short Dog's in the house, once with this pimp shit
are the tales, the freaky tales These are the tales that I so well For fifteen years been a real player So if you wanna have sex say yeah
I met this girl in She let a nigga but I still can't stand her The pussy wasn't I said "What's up bitch? I'm of fuckin' can you suck dick?" She said "No", but she had another So I switched like a real Laying on my with my dick in her mouth I said "BeyotchWhat you 'bout?" She mumbled something, I know what she said on a joint gettin some bomb-ass head Bitch said her name was All on my dick like cheese on In the A-T-L where the is greener I fucked Nina, Melina, and Tina I first moved out there, I met Holly Five-foot one a bad ass body little bitch she was a Gemini She to stand up and say "Shoot it in my eye!" I met girl went to Spellman College Every day school I aquired the knowledge I took her to my so I could get some I her real good and made the bitch cum She was limber, said her name was Amber She wouldn't screaming, that's all I remember I had another freak, her was Wendy When I first met the bitch she "Please don't pimp me!" I did it I'm coming from Oakland, C-A Ain't no other way, like my girl She in Atlanta, but she comes from the Bay Let me hit that pussy on the strimp Look out for a nigga, me like a pimp You know I can't forget about the with the glass slipper Top down in the Benz spendin' no ends Fat bag of indo, bring all friends It's Lotto, you get a quick pick Bitches said they heard I had a big So I showed it to 'em, only one second Dick rock hard, bitches nekked
These are the tales, the freaky These are the tales that I so well For fifteen years I've a real player So if you wanna have sex say yeah
I know bitch, her name is Terri I lied to the bitch "It's time I get married" I couldn't see me her So I fucked her door neighbor, Jennifer She had two roommates, and Amy Terri caught me creepin' and said "Nigga play me!" But hoes liked to freak I to send 'em new niggas every other week I never tell you all the hoes I fucked These are the tales, some of this I made up I change the name so I can rhyme and So if you, you know the time bitch I spent the with Monique in between the sheets It was her, her April and me I do it on the regular, two at a Call it you want I be a fool wit' mine Like Texas niggas, I never would change Like my niggas up in Cleveland spit the game These hoes recognize when I in the door I ain't trickin bitch, so what you me for? Natalie, swearin' up and down I had to be the one Bitch lets some fun I fucked her, you I didn't Short Dog's in the house and I on pimpin' So then I fucked the twins, and Karen straight for the panties, but they wasn't wearin 'em Don't ask me who I first, it ain't my fault In the end, I still got the results
These are the tales, the tales These are the that I tell so well For fifteen years I've been a real So if you wanna have sex say hell
Hell yeah, I never would forget We was layin real close like two Talkin', laughin', kissin' and Next I know she started kissin' my dick You the rest, before she left I paged Mia I her "I got a new freak over here" She over, I left and when I came back Them hoes was cats They call me "Short" when I'm pimpin', "Dog" when I'm Gotta get the money, thats all happenin' She wants to be my slave, I need some bug spray To keep these hoes I never would tell you all the I fucked These are the tales, some of this shit I up I change the name so I can rhyme and So if it's you, you know the bitch
These are the tales, the tales These are the tales that I tell so For fifteen years been a real player So if you wanna get say hell yeah (hell yeah) And it stop Old school Dog Still it gettin' it Gettin' money Eastside baby, You ain't