Short Dog's in the house, once with this pimp shit
are the tales, the freaky tales These are the tales that I tell so For fifteen years been a real player So if you have sex say hell yeah
I met this in Atlanta She let a fuck but I still can't stand her The pussy wasn't I said "What's up bitch? I'm of fuckin' can you suck dick?" She said "No", but she had another So I switched like a pimp Laying on my with my dick in her mouth I "BeyotchWhat you talkin' 'bout?" She mumbled something, I don't know what she Smoking on a joint gettin some head Bitch her name was Theresa All on my dick like on pizza In the A-T-L where the grass is I fucked Nina, Melina, and Tina When I first moved out there, I met Five-foot one with a bad ass Freaky little bitch she was a She to stand up and say "Shoot it in my eye!" I met another went to Spellman College Every day school I aquired the knowledge I took her to my house so I get some I fucked her real and made the bitch cum She was hella limber, said her name was She wouldn't screaming, that's all I remember I had another freak, her was Wendy I first met the bitch she said "Please don't pimp me!" I did it I'm coming from Oakland, C-A Ain't no other way, my girl Shante She lives in Atlanta, but she comes the Bay Let me hit hometown pussy on the strimp Look out for a nigga, treat me like a You I can't forget about the strippers Cinderella with the slipper Top down in the Benz ain't spendin' no Fat bag of indo, all your friends It's like Lotto, you get a quick Bitches said heard I had a big dick So I showed it to 'em, only one second Dick rock hard, bitches nekked
These are the tales, the tales are the tales that I tell so well For fifteen years I've a real player So if you wanna have sex say hell
I know another bitch, her name is I to the bitch "It's about time I get married" I see me pimpin' her So I her next door neighbor, Jennifer She had two roommates, and Amy Terri caught me creepin' and said "Nigga play me!" But them hoes liked to I used to send 'em new niggas every other I would tell you all the hoes I fucked These are the tales, of this shit I made up I change the name so I can rhyme and So if it's you, you know the bitch I spent the night with in between the sheets It was her, her April and me I do it on the regular, two at a Call it what you want I be a fool mine Like them niggas, I never would change my niggas up in Cleveland spit the good game These recognize when I come in the door I ain't trickin bitch, so what you me for? Like Natalie, swearin' up and I had to be the one Bitch lets have fun I her, you thought I didn't Dog's in the house and I keep on pimpin' So then I fucked the twins, Sharon and Went straight for the panties, but wasn't wearin 'em Don't ask me who I fucked first, it my fault In the end, I still got the results
are the tales, the freaky tales These are the tales I tell so well For fifteen I've been a real player So if you wanna have sex say hell
Hell yeah, I never forget Charlene We was layin real like two sardines Talkin', laughin', and shit Next thing I know she kissin' my dick You know the rest, before she left I Mia I told her "I got a new freak here" She rushed over, I left and when I back hoes was lickin' cats They call me "Short" when I'm pimpin', "Dog" I'm mackin' get the money, thats all thats happenin' She wants to be my love slave, I some bug spray To keep these hoes I never would tell you all the hoes I These are the tales, some of this shit I up I change the so I can rhyme and shit So if you, you know the time bitch
are the tales, the freaky tales These are the tales that I tell so For fifteen years I've been a player So if you wanna get fucked say hell (hell yeah) And it don't Old Short Dog Still it gettin' it Gettin' that Eastside baby, You knowin?