I was in the lab late one night, When my beheld an eerie sight. For my monster from his began to rise, And to my surprise,
(He did the Mash) He did the Mash. (The Mash) It was a smash (He did the Mash) It on in a flash. (He did the Mash,) He did the Mash.
(Wah-ooo...) my laboratory in the castle east, (Wah-ooo...) To the master bedroom where the feast. (Wah-ooo-wah-ooo...) The ghouls all came their humble abodes, (Wah-ooo...) To get a from my electrodes
(They did the Mash) They did the Mash. (The Mash) It was a smash. (They did the Mash) It on in a flash. (They did the Mas,) They did the Mash.
(Wah-ooooo...) The zombies having fun. (Tenna-shoop, wah-ooo...) The had just begun. (Tenna-shoop, wah-ooo...) The guests Wolf Man, (Tenna-shoop, wah-ooo...) and his son.
(Wah-ooo...) The was rockin', all were diggin' the sounds. (Wah-ooo...) Igor on chains, backed by his hounds. (Wah-ooo-wah-ooo...) The coffin-bangers about to arrive. (Wah-ooo...) With vocal group, "The Crypt-Kicker Five."
(They the Mash, ì) They played the Mash. (The Mash) And it was a smash. (They the Mash) It on in a flas. (They the Mash) They played the Mash.
(Wah-ooo...) Out his coffin, Drac's voice did ring, (Wah-ooo...) Seems he was by just one thing. (Wah-ooo-wah-ooo...) He the lid and shook his fist, (Wah-ooo...) And "Whatever happened to my twist?"
(It's now the Mash) now the Monster Mash. (The Mash) And a graveyard smash. (It's now the Mash) It's on in a flash. (It's now the Mas,) It's now the Mash.
(Wah-ooo...) Now everything's cool, Drac's a of the band. (Wah-ooo...) And my Mash is the hit of the land. (Wah-ooo-wah-ooo...) For you, the living, this was meant too, (Wah-ooo...) When you get to my door, tell Boris sent you.
(Then you can Mash) Then you can Mash. (The Mash) And do my smash. (Then you can Mash) You'll on in a flash. (Then you can Mash) you can Monster Mash.
(Wah-ooo...) Mmgrrrr! (Monster Mash.) (Wah-ooo...) good. (Monster Mash.) (Wah-ooo...) Easy, Igor, you impetuous boy. (Monster Mash...) (Wah-ooo... Mash) (Wah-ooo... Mash)