I was working in the lab one night, my eyes beheld an eerie sight. For my monster from his began to rise, And to my surprise,
(He did the Mash) He did the Mash. (The Mash) It was a smash (He did the Mash) It on in a flash. (He did the Mash,) He did the Mash.
(Wah-ooo...) my laboratory in the castle east, (Wah-ooo...) To the master bedroom where the feast. (Wah-ooo-wah-ooo...) The all came from their humble abodes, (Wah-ooo...) To get a from my electrodes
(They did the Mash) did the Monster Mash. (The Mash) It was a smash. (They did the Mash) It on in a flash. (They did the Mas,) did the Monster Mash.
(Wah-ooooo...) The zombies were fun. (Tenna-shoop, wah-ooo...) The had just begun. (Tenna-shoop, wah-ooo...) The included Wolf Man, (Tenna-shoop, wah-ooo...) and his son.
(Wah-ooo...) The scene was rockin', all were the sounds. (Wah-ooo...) Igor on chains, by his baying hounds. (Wah-ooo-wah-ooo...) The coffin-bangers about to arrive. (Wah-ooo...) With vocal group, "The Crypt-Kicker Five."
(They the Mash, ì) played the Monster Mash. (The Mash) And it was a smash. (They the Mash) It on in a flas. (They the Mash) They played the Mash.
(Wah-ooo...) Out from his coffin, voice did ring, (Wah-ooo...) Seems he was by just one thing. (Wah-ooo-wah-ooo...) He the lid and shook his fist, (Wah-ooo...) And "Whatever to my Transylvania twist?"
(It's now the Mash) It's now the Mash. (The Mash) And it's a smash. (It's now the Mash) caught on in a flash. (It's now the Mas,) It's now the Mash.
(Wah-ooo...) Now cool, Drac's a part of the band. (Wah-ooo...) And my Mash is the hit of the land. (Wah-ooo-wah-ooo...) For you, the living, this Mash was too, (Wah-ooo...) When you get to my door, them Boris sent you.
(Then you can Mash) Then you can Mash. (The Mash) And do my smash. (Then you can Mash) catch on in a flash. (Then you can Mash) Then you can Mash.
(Wah-ooo...) Mmgrrrr! (Monster Mash.) (Wah-ooo...) good. (Monster Mash.) (Wah-ooo...) Easy, Igor, you impetuous boy. (Monster Mash...) (Wah-ooo... Mash) (Wah-ooo... Mash)