I was working in the lab one night, my eyes beheld an eerie sight. For my from his slab began to rise, And to my surprise,
(He did the Mash) He did the Mash. (The Mash) It was a graveyard (He did the Mash) It on in a flash. (He did the Mash,) He did the Mash.
(Wah-ooo...) From my laboratory in the east, (Wah-ooo...) To the master bedroom where the feast. (Wah-ooo-wah-ooo...) The ghouls all came their humble abodes, (Wah-ooo...) To get a jolt my electrodes
(They did the Mash) did the Monster Mash. (The Mash) It was a smash. (They did the Mash) It on in a flash. (They did the Mas,) They did the Mash.
(Wah-ooooo...) The zombies having fun. (Tenna-shoop, wah-ooo...) The had just begun. (Tenna-shoop, wah-ooo...) The guests included Man, (Tenna-shoop, wah-ooo...) and his son.
(Wah-ooo...) The scene was rockin', all were the sounds. (Wah-ooo...) Igor on chains, backed by his hounds. (Wah-ooo-wah-ooo...) The coffin-bangers were to arrive. (Wah-ooo...) With vocal group, "The Crypt-Kicker Five."
(They the Mash, ì) They played the Mash. (The Mash) And it was a smash. (They the Mash) It on in a flas. (They the Mash) They the Monster Mash.
(Wah-ooo...) Out his coffin, Drac's voice did ring, (Wah-ooo...) Seems he was troubled by one thing. (Wah-ooo-wah-ooo...) He the lid and shook his fist, (Wah-ooo...) And "Whatever happened to my twist?"
(It's now the Mash) It's now the Mash. (The Mash) And it's a smash. (It's now the Mash) caught on in a flash. (It's now the Mas,) It's now the Mash.
(Wah-ooo...) Now cool, Drac's a part of the band. (Wah-ooo...) And my Monster is the hit of the land. (Wah-ooo-wah-ooo...) For you, the living, this was meant too, (Wah-ooo...) When you get to my door, tell them Boris you.
(Then you can Mash) Then you can Mash. (The Mash) And do my smash. (Then you can Mash) catch on in a flash. (Then you can Mash) Then you can Mash.
(Wah-ooo...) Mmgrrrr! (Monster Mash.) (Wah-ooo...) good. (Monster Mash.) (Wah-ooo...) Easy, Igor, you young boy. (Monster Mash...) (Wah-ooo... Mash) (Wah-ooo... Mash)