I was working in the lab one night, When my eyes beheld an sight. For my from his slab began to rise, And to my surprise,
(He did the Mash) He did the Mash. (The Mash) It was a smash (He did the Mash) It on in a flash. (He did the Mash,) He did the Mash.
(Wah-ooo...) From my in the castle east, (Wah-ooo...) To the master bedroom where the feast. (Wah-ooo-wah-ooo...) The ghouls all came from their abodes, (Wah-ooo...) To get a from my electrodes
(They did the Mash) did the Monster Mash. (The Mash) It was a smash. (They did the Mash) It on in a flash. (They did the Mas,) They did the Mash.
(Wah-ooooo...) The zombies were fun. (Tenna-shoop, wah-ooo...) The had just begun. (Tenna-shoop, wah-ooo...) The guests Wolf Man, (Tenna-shoop, wah-ooo...) and his son.
(Wah-ooo...) The scene was rockin', all were the sounds. (Wah-ooo...) Igor on chains, backed by his hounds. (Wah-ooo-wah-ooo...) The coffin-bangers about to arrive. (Wah-ooo...) With vocal group, "The Crypt-Kicker Five."
(They the Mash, ì) They played the Mash. (The Mash) And it was a smash. (They the Mash) It on in a flas. (They the Mash) played the Monster Mash.
(Wah-ooo...) Out from his coffin, voice did ring, (Wah-ooo...) he was troubled by just one thing. (Wah-ooo-wah-ooo...) He opened the lid and his fist, (Wah-ooo...) And "Whatever to my Transylvania twist?"
(It's now the Mash) now the Monster Mash. (The Mash) And it's a smash. (It's now the Mash) It's on in a flash. (It's now the Mas,) It's now the Mash.
(Wah-ooo...) Now everything's cool, Drac's a of the band. (Wah-ooo...) And my Monster is the hit of the land. (Wah-ooo-wah-ooo...) For you, the living, Mash was meant too, (Wah-ooo...) When you get to my door, tell Boris sent you.
(Then you can Mash) you can Monster Mash. (The Mash) And do my smash. (Then you can Mash) You'll on in a flash. (Then you can Mash) Then you can Mash.
(Wah-ooo...) Mmgrrrr! (Monster Mash.) (Wah-ooo...) good. (Monster Mash.) (Wah-ooo...) Easy, Igor, you young boy. (Monster Mash...) (Wah-ooo... Mash) (Wah-ooo... Mash)