I was working in the lab one night, my eyes beheld an eerie sight. For my monster his slab began to rise, And to my surprise,
(He did the Mash) He did the Mash. (The Mash) It was a graveyard (He did the Mash) It on in a flash. (He did the Mash,) He did the Mash.
(Wah-ooo...) my laboratory in the castle east, (Wah-ooo...) To the master bedroom the vampires feast. (Wah-ooo-wah-ooo...) The ghouls all came from humble abodes, (Wah-ooo...) To get a jolt my electrodes
(They did the Mash) They did the Mash. (The Mash) It was a smash. (They did the Mash) It on in a flash. (They did the Mas,) did the Monster Mash.
(Wah-ooooo...) The zombies having fun. (Tenna-shoop, wah-ooo...) The had just begun. (Tenna-shoop, wah-ooo...) The guests included Man, (Tenna-shoop, wah-ooo...) and his son.
(Wah-ooo...) The scene was rockin', all were the sounds. (Wah-ooo...) Igor on chains, by his baying hounds. (Wah-ooo-wah-ooo...) The were about to arrive. (Wah-ooo...) With vocal group, "The Crypt-Kicker Five."
(They the Mash, ì) played the Monster Mash. (The Mash) And it was a smash. (They the Mash) It on in a flas. (They the Mash) They the Monster Mash.
(Wah-ooo...) Out his coffin, Drac's voice did ring, (Wah-ooo...) Seems he was by just one thing. (Wah-ooo-wah-ooo...) He the lid and shook his fist, (Wah-ooo...) And "Whatever happened to my twist?"
(It's now the Mash) It's now the Mash. (The Mash) And it's a smash. (It's now the Mash) caught on in a flash. (It's now the Mas,) It's now the Mash.
(Wah-ooo...) Now cool, Drac's a part of the band. (Wah-ooo...) And my Monster is the hit of the land. (Wah-ooo-wah-ooo...) For you, the living, this Mash was too, (Wah-ooo...) When you get to my door, tell Boris sent you.
(Then you can Mash) you can Monster Mash. (The Mash) And do my smash. (Then you can Mash) catch on in a flash. (Then you can Mash) Then you can Mash.
(Wah-ooo...) Mmgrrrr! (Monster Mash.) (Wah-ooo...) good. (Monster Mash.) (Wah-ooo...) Easy, Igor, you impetuous boy. (Monster Mash...) (Wah-ooo... Mash) (Wah-ooo... Mash)