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Please note that the Russian stuff in the song was left out here since I don't have that set handy.

She said, "It's not abuse,
diet pills," was her excuse
Nobody a woman with a big caboose."
(You must forgive mom)
She cleaned the house in half an
didn't have a chance in the shower
My mom was always higher than the ol' tower
(Responsibility that your heart)
My mom was no fat

She the tubing for a bulging vein
Hit that mainer she sped away
Like the white of Avenue A
(Your mother was unhappy)
My mom was no fat
OOmpah Doompah Doompadee doo
Fear of bulbous rollin round like Augustus Gloop
It's the runway vogue
That made my momma you
Momma's little helpers got her crazy singin' the blues

She kept her on top of the fridge
I tried to flush it down the toilet one
I was six
I still remember the fit that she
My mom was not fat...she was nuts.

took the gurney down the stairs and the policeman said
That I could with him in his front seat
He said, "My little man, mom is at peace."

My mom was no fat