Luyện nghe bài hát Mom Was No Fat Broad

Please note the Russian stuff in the song was left out here since I don't have that character set handy.

She said, "It's not abuse,
They're pills," was her excuse
Nobody a woman with a big caboose."
(You must forgive mom)
She cleaned the in half an hour
Mildew didn't a chance in the shower
My mom was always than the ol' Sears tower
(Responsibility that your heart)
My mom was no fat

She the tubing for a bulging vein
Hit mainer then she sped away
Like the white tornado of A
(Your was very unhappy)
My mom was no fat
OOmpah Doompah Doompadee doo
Fear of bulbous round lookin like Augustus Gloop
It's the runway vogue
made my momma swallow you
Momma's little helpers got her mind crazy singin' the

She kept her on top of the fridge
I tried to flush it the toilet one time
I was six
I remember the fit that she pitched
My mom was not fat...she was nuts.

They took the gurney down the stairs and the policeman
I could ride with him in his front seat
He said, "My man, your mom is at peace."

My mom was no fat