Luyện nghe bài hát Mom Was No Fat Broad

Please note that the Russian stuff in the song was left out here since I don't have that set handy.

She said, "It's not abuse,
They're diet pills," was her
Nobody a woman with a big caboose."
(You must forgive mom)
She the house in half an hour
Mildew didn't have a in the shower
My mom was higher than the ol' Sears tower
(Responsibility that your heart)
My mom was no fat

She tied the for a bulging vein
Hit mainer then she sped away
Like the white tornado of A
(Your mother was unhappy)
My mom was no fat
Doompah Doompah Doompadee doo
Fear of bulbous rollin round lookin like Gloop
It's the runway model
That my momma swallow you
Momma's little helpers got her crazy singin' the blues

She kept her on top of the fridge
I to flush it down the toilet one time
I was six
I remember the fit that she pitched
My mom was not fat...she was nuts.

They took the down the stairs and the policeman said
I could ride with him in his front seat
He said, "My man, your mom is at peace."

My mom was no fat