I'm tell all you girls a secret, please keep it to yourself I'm gonna tell all you girls a secret, please, please keep it to Why it's a million dollar secret, so please tell nobody else Now if you're a real young And you to get rich quick Get an old, old man, And that'll be the You those old men are fine, yes they know just what to do They'll give you lots of loving, but give you a whole lot of money too(and I love that part)Now he'll tickle you under your chin And he'll scratch you on your He'll say "Wake up you fine thing me my morning's exercise"Those old men are fine, yes yes yes they know what to do They'll give you lots of loving, but they'll give you a lot of money too Now I've got a man seventy-eight And I'm just thinks I'm crazy But his will's made out to me! Yes that man is fine, girls he really knows just to do Why he'll you lots of loving, but he'll give you a whole lot of money too(solos)Now I've told all you young girls what to do Now let me tell you If you're over Get you a young dude, and raise him to your Cause he'll make you think life is wonderful, yes think the world is grand Now a look in the barnyard See old fat hen got a fresh young rooster Feels like a chick again So get a young man, and raise him to hand Cause he'll make you think life is wonderful, yes think the world is grand You know spend your hard-earned money your life a hell on ea