I'm gonna all you girls a secret, please keep it to yourself I'm tell all you girls a secret, please, please keep it to yourself Why it's a million dollar secret, so please don't nobody else Now if you're a young girl And you want to get quick Get an old, old man, And that'll be the You know those old men are fine, yes know just what to do They'll give you lots of loving, but they'll you a whole lot of money too(and I love that part)Now he'll tickle you under your chin And he'll scratch you on side He'll say "Wake up you fine thing Give me my morning's exercise"Those old men are fine, yes yes yes know what to do They'll give you lots of loving, but give you a whole lot of money too Now I've got a man seventy-eight And I'm just thinks I'm crazy But his will's out to me! Yes that man is fine, girls he really knows just what to do Why he'll give you lots of loving, but he'll give you a whole lot of money too(solos)Now I've all you young girls what to do Now let me tell you If you're forty-two Get you a young dude, and him to your hand Cause he'll make you think life is wonderful, yes you'll think the is grand Now take a in the barnyard See old fat hen She's got a fresh rooster Feels just like a chick So get a man, and raise him to your hand Cause make you think life is wonderful, yes you'll think the world is grand You know spend your hard-earned money Make life a hell on ea