I'm gonna all you girls a secret, please keep it to yourself I'm gonna tell all you a secret, please, please keep it to yourself Why it's a million dollar secret, so please don't tell else Now if you're a real young And you want to get quick Get an old, old man, And that'll be the You those old men are fine, yes they know just what to do They'll give you lots of loving, but they'll give you a whole lot of money too(and I love part)Now he'll tickle you under your chin And he'll you on your side He'll say "Wake up you young thing Give me my exercise"Those old men are fine, yes yes yes they know what to do They'll give you lots of loving, but they'll give you a lot of money too Now got a man who's seventy-eight And I'm thirty-three Everybody thinks I'm But his will's made out to me! Yes that man is fine, girls he knows just what to do Why he'll give you lots of loving, but give you a whole lot of money too(solos)Now I've told all you young girls Exactly to do Now let me tell you If over forty-two Get you a young dude, and him to your hand Cause he'll make you think life is wonderful, yes you'll think the is grand Now take a in the barnyard See old fat hen She's got a fresh rooster Feels just like a again So get a young man, and him to your hand he'll make you think life is wonderful, yes you'll think the world is grand You know he'll spend hard-earned money Make your a hell on ea