I'm gonna tell all you girls a secret, keep it to yourself I'm gonna tell all you a secret, please, please keep it to yourself Why it's a dollar secret, so please don't tell nobody else Now if you're a real young And you to get rich quick Get an old, old man, And be the lick You know those old men are fine, yes they know what to do give you lots of loving, but they'll give you a whole lot of money too(and I love that part)Now he'll tickle you under your chin And he'll scratch you on your He'll say "Wake up you fine young me my morning's exercise"Those old men are fine, yes yes yes they know what to do They'll give you lots of loving, but give you a whole lot of money too Now I've got a man seventy-eight And I'm thirty-three Everybody thinks I'm But his will's made out to me! Yes that man is fine, girls he really just what to do Why he'll you lots of loving, but he'll give you a whole lot of money too(solos)Now I've told all you young girls what to do Now let me you women If over forty-two Get you a young dude, and him to your hand Cause he'll make you think life is wonderful, yes you'll think the world is Now take a in the barnyard See old fat hen got a fresh young rooster Feels just a chick again So get a man, and raise him to your hand Cause he'll make you think life is wonderful, yes you'll think the world is You know he'll spend hard-earned money Make your a hell on ea