I'm gonna all you girls a secret, please keep it to yourself I'm gonna all you girls a secret, please, please keep it to yourself Why it's a million secret, so please don't tell nobody else Now if you're a real girl And you want to get quick Get an old, old man, And that'll be the You those old men are fine, yes they know just what to do They'll give you lots of loving, but they'll give you a lot of money too(and I love that part)Now he'll tickle you under your chin And he'll you on your side He'll say "Wake up you fine thing Give me my exercise"Those old men are fine, yes yes yes they know what to do They'll give you lots of loving, but they'll give you a lot of money too Now got a man who's seventy-eight And I'm thirty-three Everybody thinks I'm But his will's made out to me! Yes that man is fine, girls he really just what to do Why he'll give you lots of loving, but give you a whole lot of money too(solos)Now I've told all you young girls Exactly to do Now let me you women If over forty-two Get you a dude, and raise him to your hand Cause he'll make you think life is wonderful, yes you'll the world is grand Now a look in the barnyard See old fat hen She's got a fresh young Feels just like a chick So get a young man, and raise him to hand he'll make you think life is wonderful, yes you'll think the world is grand You know he'll your hard-earned money Make your life a on ea