Come on Hunnie And give your uncle a kiss Well, what you baby?
you tell me a story? You want me to you a story? Hell, Me too
Yes, Hunnie I'ma tell you a About the bad ass He was drinkin' and gin at the age of three and listen well, he's a bad muthafucka
Gimme goddamn book Here let me read you one, Christmas in Compton It was a silent night, yes, a holy Until Mr. Claus turned Santa muthafuckin', right?
Deck the with balls of holy Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la 'Tis the season to be
Christmas, muthafucka Merry Christmas and a ho, ho, ho While I'm that cot under the missile toe Now dashin' through the
In a candy right top 6-4, over the I go Laughin' at hoe, nuts on rich and rings Makin' me feel right, oh, what fun it is to That I'm get this pussy tonight
So ring them bells, ring them She's it all the way, oh what fun it is To watch her suck my dick way Hey, ring them bells, them bells
Shes takin' it all the way, oh, fun it is to nut she's suckin' my dick, oh, yay 'Tis the season to get busy, crime lick And I'm smokin' on this
Ho, ho, ho, sit on my face I'm mean lap and me you want for Christmas, ho, ho
I want a ride, a CD player A fifty rum, and I'm gonna cum A VCR some porno flicks Rudolph, the red reindeer
[Unverified] like a gobstopper poppa, I dig a ho Crack a by the nuts, oh [Unverified] fuckin' in tha
I made him to his knees Yeah, you what's up I said here's candy canes, eat 'em up [Unverified] bonapatite with a condom in a
All I want for is my two front teeth My two teeth, my two front teeth All I want for Christmas is my two front Yo, where's ya rhyme, tell me Wheat
Buck Wheat is a waskal, no Christmas And all the toys, boys and girls, ya wishes I got happy joy in this muthafucka No indo under my tree, so be a sucka
[Unverified] I was young, I was the only kid Who had guts to be good ole hearin' on the East I'd stay awake just to let America That was a fake
I used to believe in Saint Dick when Elvis was But all the fuckin' bullshit got played when I was Years, oh, just stay young, datin' Singin' Night' Carolin' recitin'
Now all I want for Christmas is my wreath I got my two front teeth, uncle Eazy be the Just spread me a leaf, little don't cry When you find out the Santa Claus is just a lie
On the third day of My homeboys gave to me three of indo Two birds of And a K bitch
Eazy-E, oh, Show us how you treat bitches I saw mommy fuckin' Close the door bitch I'm gettin' draws I'm a tell my daddy if ya ass stop
I give a fuck I'm gettin' christmas Ho, ho, ho, and I go Oh, Saint Nick got a like a ho Well, where's this the fuck up, bitches And go back to
Yo, black, what you for Christmas? Yo, I want a job [unverified] corn on the cob But a will eat them chicken And chitlens, watermelon, bread and some food
Whos climbin' in my window, smokin' up My carin' and high make a high Yo, black, what you for Christmas? Y, black I want cash So I can buy some indo, some and some hash
A rump, pa, pump, A rump, pa, pump,
Merry muthafuckin' Merry muthafuckin' Merry Christmas And have a fucked up new And have a up new year And have a up new year And have a fucked up new
You
And they all went to And lived fucked up ever after The end