Luyện nghe bài hát Merry Muthafuckin X-mas

Come on Hunnie
And give uncle Dolamite a kiss
Well, what you want

Would you tell me a
You want me to tell you a
Hell,
Me too

Yes, I'ma tell you a story
About the bad ass
He was drinkin' whisky and gin at the age of
Listen and listen well, a bad muthafucka

Gimme that book
Here let me read you this one, Christmas in
It was a night, yes, a holy night
Until Mr. Claus turned into Santa muthafuckin',

Deck the halls with of holy
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
the season to be jolly

Merry Christmas,
Merry Christmas and a ho, ho, ho
I'm ridin' that cot under the missile toe
Now dashin' the snow

In a candy top 6-4, over the hills I go
Laughin' at this hoe, nuts on and rings
Makin' me right, oh, what fun it is to know
That I'm gonna get this tonight

So ring bells, ring them bells
takin' it all the way, oh what fun it is
To watch her my dick this way
Hey, ring bells, ring them bells

Shes takin' it all the way, oh, fun it is to nut
While suckin' my dick, oh, yay
the season to get busy, Compton crime lick
And I'm on this stick

Ho, ho, ho, sit on my face
I'm lap and tell me
you want for Christmas, ho, ho

I a slay ride, a CD player
A fifty rum, and I'm gonna cum
A VCR some porno flicks
Rudolph, the red nose

[Unverified] a everlastin' gobstopper
poppa, I dig a ho
Crack a by the nuts, oh
fuckin' in tha snow

I made him drop to his
Yeah, you know up
I said some candy canes, eat 'em up
[Unverified] with a condom in a tree

All I want for Christmas is my two teeth
My two front teeth, my two front
All I want for Christmas is my two teeth
Yo, where's ya rhyme, me Buck Wheat

Buck Wheat is a waskal, that's no
And all the toys, boys and girls, fuck ya
I got happy joy in this muthafucka
No indo my tree, so Santa be a sucka

when I was young, I was the only kid
Who had enough to be good ole hearin' on the East
I'd awake just to let America know
That was a fake

I used to believe in Dick when Elvis was alive
But all the fuckin' bullshit got when I was five
Years, oh, just stay young, datin'
Singin' Night' Carolin' recitin'

Now all I want for Christmas is my wreath
I got my two front teeth, uncle Eazy be the
Just me a leaf, little kids don't cry
When you find out the Santa Claus is a fuckin' lie

On the day of Christmas
My homeboys to me three pounds of indo
Two of cocaine
And a muthafuckin' K

Eazy-E, oh,
us how you treat those bitches
I saw fuckin' Eazy-E
Close the door little
I'm gettin' draws
I'm a tell my if ya ass don't stop

I give a fuck
I'm gettin' christmas
Ho, ho, ho, and I go
Oh, Saint Nick got a like a ho
Well, where's [unverified]
the fuck up, bitches
And go back to

Yo, black, what you for Christmas?
Yo, black I a job [unverified] corn on the cob
But a nigga eat them chicken
And chitlens, watermelon, corn bread and food

Whos climbin' in my window, up indo
My carin' and high make a know
Yo, black, you want for Christmas?
Y, I want some cash
So I can buy indo, some chronic and some hash

A rump, pa, pump,
A rump, pa, pump,

Merry muthafuckin'
muthafuckin' Christmas
Merry muthafuckin'
And a fucked up new year
And have a up new year
And a fucked up new year
And a fucked up new year

You

And they all went to
And lived up lives ever after
The end