Come on over And give your uncle a kiss Well, you want baby?
Would you me a story? You want me to tell you a Hell, Me too
Yes, Hunnie I'ma you a story the bad ass Eazy-E He was drinkin' and gin at the age of three Listen and well, he's a bad muthafucka
Gimme goddamn book Here let me read you this one, Christmas in It was a silent night, yes, a night Until Mr. turned into Santa muthafuckin', right?
Deck the halls balls of holy Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la 'Tis the to be jolly
Merry Christmas, muthafuckin' Christmas and a ho, ho, ho While I'm ridin' that cot under the toe Now dashin' the snow
In a right top 6-4, over the hills I go Laughin' at this hoe, nuts on and rings Makin' me feel right, oh, what fun it is to I'm gonna get this pussy tonight
So ring them bells, ring bells takin' it all the way, oh what fun it is To watch her suck my this way Hey, ring them bells, ring them
Shes takin' it all the way, oh, fun it is to nut While she's my dick, oh, yay the season to get busy, Compton crime lick And I'm smokin' on stick
Ho, ho, ho, come sit on my I'm mean lap and me you want for Christmas, ho, ho
I a slay ride, a CD player A fifty rum, [unverified] and I'm cum A VCR [unverified] porno flicks Rudolph, the red reindeer
[Unverified] a everlastin' gobstopper poppa, I dig a ho Crack a by the nuts, oh [Unverified] in tha snow
I him drop to his knees Yeah, you what's up I here's some candy canes, eat 'em up [Unverified] bonapatite with a condom in a
All I want for is my two front teeth My two front teeth, my two teeth All I want for is my two front teeth Yo, where's ya rhyme, tell me Buck
Buck is a waskal, that's no Christmas And all the toys, boys and girls, ya wishes I got over joy in this muthafucka No indo under my tree, so Santa be a
[Unverified] when I was young, I was the kid Who had enough to be good ole hearin' on the East I'd stay just to let America know That was a fake
I used to believe in Saint when Elvis was alive But all the fuckin' bullshit got played I was five Years, oh, just young, bold datin' 'Silent Night' Carolin' recitin'
Now all I for Christmas is my indo wreath I got my two teeth, uncle Eazy be the [unverified] Just me a leaf, little kids don't cry When you find out the Claus is just a fuckin' lie
On the third day of My homeboys gave to me three of indo Two birds of And a muthafuckin' K
Eazy-E, oh, Show us how you treat those I saw fuckin' Eazy-E Close the little bitch I'm gettin' draws I'm a tell my daddy if ya ass don't
I don't give a I'm gettin' christmas Ho, ho, ho, and I go Oh, Saint got a dick like a ho Well, this [unverified] Shut the up, bitches And go back to
Yo, black, what you want for Yo, black I want a job [unverified] on the cob But a nigga eat them chicken And chitlens, watermelon, bread and some food
climbin' in my window, smokin' up indo My carin' and make a high know Yo, black, what you want for Y, black I want some So I can buy some indo, some chronic and some
A rump, pa, pump, A rump, pa, pump,
muthafuckin' Christmas Merry muthafuckin' Merry muthafuckin' And a fucked up new year And have a fucked up new And have a up new year And have a up new year
You
And they all went to And lived fucked up ever after The end