Come on over And your uncle Dolamite a kiss Well, what you baby?
Would you tell me a You want me to you a story? Hell, Me too
Yes, Hunnie I'ma you a story the bad ass Eazy-E He was drinkin' and gin at the age of three Listen and listen well, he's a bad
Gimme that goddamn Here let me read you one, Christmas in Compton It was a silent night, yes, a holy Until Mr. Claus turned into Santa muthafuckin',
Deck the halls balls of holy Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la 'Tis the season to be
Christmas, muthafucka Merry muthafuckin' and a ho, ho, ho While I'm ridin' that cot the missile toe Now dashin' through the
In a right top 6-4, over the hills I go at this hoe, nuts on rich and rings Makin' me feel right, oh, what fun it is to That I'm gonna get this tonight
So ring them bells, them bells She's takin' it all the way, oh fun it is To watch her my dick this way Hey, ring them bells, them bells
Shes takin' it all the way, oh, fun it is to nut While she's my dick, oh, yay 'Tis the season to get busy, Compton lick And I'm smokin' on stick
Ho, ho, ho, come sit on my I'm lap and tell me you want for Christmas, ho, ho
I want a slay ride, a CD A fifty rum, and I'm gonna cum A VCR some porno flicks Rudolph, the red reindeer
like a everlastin' gobstopper poppa, I dig a ho Crack a by the nuts, oh [Unverified] in tha snow
I him drop to his knees Yeah, you what's up I said here's some canes, eat 'em up [Unverified] bonapatite with a condom in a
All I want for Christmas is my two front My two front teeth, my two teeth All I want for is my two front teeth Yo, where's ya rhyme, tell me Wheat
Wheat is a waskal, that's no Christmas And all the toys, and girls, fuck ya wishes I got happy joy in this muthafucka No indo my tree, so Santa be a sucka
[Unverified] I was young, I was the only kid Who had enough guts to be ole hearin' on the East I'd stay awake just to let know Santa was a fake
I used to believe in Saint when Elvis was alive But all the fuckin' bullshit got when I was five Years, oh, just stay young, datin' Singin' 'Silent Night' Carolin'
Now all I want for is my indo wreath I got my two front teeth, uncle Eazy be the Just me a leaf, little kids don't cry you find out the Santa Claus is just a fuckin' lie
On the day of Christmas My homeboys gave to me three pounds of Two birds of And a muthafuckin' K
Eazy-E, oh, Show us how you treat those I saw mommy fuckin' Close the little bitch I'm gettin' these I'm a my daddy if ya ass don't stop
I don't give a I'm christmas caught Ho, ho, ho, and I go Oh, Saint got a dick like a ho Well, where's [unverified] Shut the fuck up, And go back to
Yo, black, what you want for Yo, black I want a job corn on the cob But a nigga eat them chicken And chitlens, watermelon, corn bread and some
Whos climbin' in my window, smokin' up My carin' and high make a know Yo, black, you want for Christmas? Y, black I some cash So I can buy some indo, chronic and some hash
A rump, pa, pump, A rump, pa, pump,
Merry muthafuckin' muthafuckin' Christmas Merry Christmas And a fucked up new year And have a fucked up new And a fucked up new year And have a up new year
You
And they all went to And lived fucked up lives after The end