Come on Hunnie And give your uncle a kiss Well, what you want
you tell me a story? You me to tell you a story? Hell, Me too
Yes, Hunnie tell you a story About the bad ass He was whisky and gin at the age of three Listen and listen well, he's a bad
Gimme that book let me read you this one, Christmas in Compton It was a night, yes, a holy night Until Mr. Claus turned Santa muthafuckin', right?
Deck the halls balls of holy Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la 'Tis the to be jolly
Christmas, muthafucka Merry Christmas and a ho, ho, ho While I'm ridin' that cot the missile toe Now through the snow
In a candy right top 6-4, the hills I go Laughin' at this hoe, nuts on rich and Makin' me feel right, oh, what fun it is to That I'm gonna get pussy tonight
So ring bells, ring them bells She's it all the way, oh what fun it is To watch her suck my dick way Hey, them bells, ring them bells
Shes takin' it all the way, oh, fun it is to nut she's suckin' my dick, oh, yay 'Tis the season to get busy, Compton crime And I'm on this stick
Ho, ho, ho, sit on my face I'm lap and tell me you want for Christmas, ho, ho
I want a slay ride, a CD A fifty rum, [unverified] and I'm cum A VCR [unverified] some flicks Rudolph, the red nose
[Unverified] like a everlastin' poppa, I dig a ho Crack a by the nuts, oh [Unverified] fuckin' in tha
I made him drop to his Yeah, you what's up I said here's some canes, eat 'em up bonapatite with a condom in a tree
All I for Christmas is my two front teeth My two front teeth, my two front All I want for is my two front teeth Yo, where's ya rhyme, me Buck Wheat
Buck Wheat is a waskal, no Christmas And all the toys, boys and girls, fuck ya I got happy over joy in muthafucka No indo under my tree, so Santa be a
when I was young, I was the only kid Who had enough to be good ole hearin' on the East I'd stay awake just to let America That was a fake
I used to believe in Saint Dick Elvis was alive But all the fuckin' bullshit got played when I was Years, oh, just stay young, bold Singin' 'Silent Carolin' recitin'
Now all I want for Christmas is my wreath I got my two front teeth, uncle be the [unverified] Just spread me a leaf, little kids cry When you find out the Santa Claus is just a lie
On the day of Christmas My homeboys gave to me pounds of indo Two of cocaine And a muthafuckin' K
Eazy-E, oh, Show us how you treat bitches I saw fuckin' Eazy-E Close the little bitch I'm gettin' draws I'm a tell my daddy if ya ass don't
I don't a fuck I'm gettin' christmas Ho, ho, ho, and I go Oh, Saint Nick got a like a ho Well, where's this Shut the up, bitches And go to sleep
Yo, black, you want for Christmas? Yo, black I want a job [unverified] on the cob But a nigga will eat them And chitlens, watermelon, bread and some food
Whos climbin' in my window, smokin' up My carin' and high make a high Yo, black, you want for Christmas? Y, black I want cash So I can buy some indo, some and some hash
A rump, pa, pump, A rump, pa, pump,
Merry muthafuckin' muthafuckin' Christmas Merry Christmas And a fucked up new year And have a fucked up new And have a up new year And have a up new year
You
And they all to prison And lived fucked up ever after The end