Come on Hunnie And your uncle Dolamite a kiss Well, what you want
Would you me a story? You me to tell you a story? Hell, Me too
Yes, Hunnie I'ma tell you a the bad ass Eazy-E He was drinkin' and gin at the age of three Listen and listen well, he's a bad
that goddamn book Here let me read you this one, Christmas in It was a silent night, yes, a holy Until Mr. turned into Santa muthafuckin', right?
Deck the halls with balls of Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la 'Tis the season to be
Christmas, muthafucka Merry Christmas and a ho, ho, ho While I'm ridin' that cot the missile toe Now dashin' through the
In a candy right top 6-4, over the I go Laughin' at this hoe, on rich and rings me feel right, oh, what fun it is to know That I'm gonna get pussy tonight
So ring them bells, ring bells She's it all the way, oh what fun it is To watch her my dick this way Hey, ring them bells, ring bells
takin' it all the way, oh, what fun it is to nut While suckin' my dick, oh, yay 'Tis the season to get busy, Compton lick And I'm smokin' on this
Ho, ho, ho, sit on my face I'm lap and tell me What you for Christmas, ho, ho
I want a slay ride, a CD A rum, [unverified] and I'm gonna cum A VCR [unverified] some porno Rudolph, the red reindeer
[Unverified] like a everlastin' poppa, I dig a ho Crack a by the nuts, oh fuckin' in tha snow
I made him to his knees Yeah, you know up I said here's some canes, eat 'em up [Unverified] bonapatite with a condom in a
All I want for Christmas is my two front My two front teeth, my two front All I want for is my two front teeth Yo, where's ya rhyme, me Buck Wheat
Buck is a waskal, that's no Christmas And all the toys, boys and girls, fuck ya I got happy over joy in this No under my tree, so Santa be a sucka
when I was young, I was the only kid Who had enough guts to be ole hearin' on the East I'd stay awake to let America know That Santa was a
I used to believe in Dick when Elvis was alive But all the fuckin' bullshit got when I was five Years, oh, just stay young, bold Singin' Night' Carolin' recitin'
Now all I want for is my indo wreath I got my two front teeth, uncle be the [unverified] Just spread me a leaf, kids don't cry When you find out the Santa Claus is a fuckin' lie
On the third day of My homeboys to me three pounds of indo Two of cocaine And a K bitch
Eazy-E, oh, us how you treat those bitches I saw mommy Eazy-E Close the door bitch I'm these draws I'm a tell my daddy if ya ass stop
I don't a fuck I'm gettin' caught Ho, ho, ho, and I go Oh, Saint got a dick like a ho Well, where's [unverified] the fuck up, bitches And go back to
Yo, black, what you want for Yo, black I a job [unverified] corn on the cob But a nigga will eat chicken And chitlens, watermelon, bread and some food
Whos climbin' in my window, up indo My and high make a high know Yo, black, what you want for Y, black I want cash So I can buy some indo, some and some hash
A rump, pa, pump, A rump, pa, pump,
Merry Christmas muthafuckin' Christmas Merry Christmas And have a fucked up new And a fucked up new year And have a fucked up new And have a up new year
You
And they all went to And lived fucked up lives after The end