Come on over And give uncle Dolamite a kiss Well, what you want
Would you tell me a You me to tell you a story? Hell, Me too
Yes, Hunnie I'ma tell you a the bad ass Eazy-E He was whisky and gin at the age of three Listen and well, he's a bad muthafucka
Gimme goddamn book let me read you this one, Christmas in Compton It was a silent night, yes, a holy Until Mr. Claus turned into Santa muthafuckin',
Deck the halls with of holy Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la 'Tis the season to be
Merry Christmas, Merry muthafuckin' and a ho, ho, ho While I'm ridin' cot under the missile toe Now dashin' the snow
In a candy right top 6-4, over the I go Laughin' at this hoe, nuts on rich and Makin' me feel right, oh, fun it is to know I'm gonna get this pussy tonight
So them bells, ring them bells She's takin' it all the way, oh fun it is To her suck my dick this way Hey, ring them bells, them bells
Shes takin' it all the way, oh, fun it is to nut she's suckin' my dick, oh, yay 'Tis the season to get busy, Compton lick And I'm smokin' on stick
Ho, ho, ho, come sit on my I'm lap and tell me What you for Christmas, ho, ho
I want a slay ride, a CD A fifty rum, and I'm gonna cum A VCR some porno flicks Rudolph, the red nose
[Unverified] a everlastin' gobstopper poppa, I dig a ho Crack a by the nuts, oh [Unverified] in tha snow
I made him to his knees Yeah, you know up I here's some candy canes, eat 'em up [Unverified] with a condom in a tree
All I want for is my two front teeth My two front teeth, my two front All I want for Christmas is my two front Yo, where's ya rhyme, me Buck Wheat
Buck Wheat is a waskal, no Christmas And all the toys, boys and girls, ya wishes I got happy joy in this muthafucka No indo my tree, so Santa be a sucka
[Unverified] I was young, I was the only kid Who had enough guts to be ole hearin' on the East I'd stay awake just to let America Santa was a fake
I used to believe in Saint when Elvis was alive But all the bullshit got played when I was five Years, oh, just stay young, bold 'Silent Night' Carolin' recitin'
Now all I for Christmas is my indo wreath I got my two front teeth, uncle Eazy be the Just spread me a leaf, little don't cry When you out the Santa Claus is just a fuckin' lie
On the day of Christmas My homeboys gave to me pounds of indo Two birds of And a K bitch
Eazy-E, oh, us how you treat those bitches I saw mommy fuckin' the door little bitch I'm gettin' draws I'm a tell my daddy if ya ass don't
I give a fuck I'm gettin' caught Ho, ho, ho, and I go Oh, Nick got a dick like a ho Well, where's this the fuck up, bitches And go to sleep
Yo, black, you want for Christmas? Yo, black I want a job corn on the cob But a nigga will eat chicken And chitlens, watermelon, corn bread and food
climbin' in my window, smokin' up indo My and high make a high know Yo, black, you want for Christmas? Y, black I some cash So I can buy some indo, some chronic and some
A rump, pa, pump, A rump, pa, pump,
muthafuckin' Christmas Merry Christmas Merry muthafuckin' And have a fucked up new And have a up new year And a fucked up new year And a fucked up new year
You
And they all to prison And lived fucked up lives after The end