Come on over And give uncle Dolamite a kiss Well, what you baby?
Would you me a story? You want me to tell you a Hell, Me too
Yes, I'ma tell you a story the bad ass Eazy-E He was whisky and gin at the age of three and listen well, he's a bad muthafucka
Gimme goddamn book Here let me you this one, Christmas in Compton It was a night, yes, a holy night Until Mr. Claus into Santa muthafuckin', right?
Deck the halls balls of holy Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la 'Tis the season to be
Christmas, muthafucka Merry muthafuckin' and a ho, ho, ho While I'm ridin' that cot under the toe Now through the snow
In a candy top 6-4, over the hills I go Laughin' at hoe, nuts on rich and rings Makin' me right, oh, what fun it is to know That I'm get this pussy tonight
So ring them bells, them bells She's takin' it all the way, oh fun it is To watch her suck my dick way Hey, ring them bells, ring them
Shes takin' it all the way, oh, fun it is to nut she's suckin' my dick, oh, yay 'Tis the to get busy, Compton crime lick And I'm smokin' on stick
Ho, ho, ho, come sit on my I'm lap and tell me you want for Christmas, ho, ho
I want a ride, a CD player A fifty rum, [unverified] and I'm cum A VCR [unverified] some flicks Rudolph, the red nose
[Unverified] like a everlastin' poppa, I dig a ho Crack a by the nuts, oh [Unverified] fuckin' in tha
I made him drop to his Yeah, you know up I said here's candy canes, eat 'em up [Unverified] bonapatite with a condom in a
All I want for Christmas is my two front My two teeth, my two front teeth All I want for Christmas is my two teeth Yo, where's ya rhyme, tell me Buck
Wheat is a waskal, that's no Christmas And all the toys, boys and girls, ya wishes I got happy joy in this muthafucka No indo under my tree, so Santa be a
when I was young, I was the only kid Who had enough guts to be good ole on the East I'd awake just to let America know Santa was a fake
I used to believe in Saint Dick when was alive But all the fuckin' got played when I was five Years, oh, just stay young, bold Singin' 'Silent Carolin' recitin'
Now all I for Christmas is my indo wreath I got my two front teeth, uncle Eazy be the Just spread me a leaf, little don't cry When you find out the Claus is just a fuckin' lie
On the day of Christmas My homeboys to me three pounds of indo Two of cocaine And a muthafuckin' K
Eazy-E, oh, Show us how you those bitches I saw mommy fuckin' Close the little bitch I'm gettin' these I'm a tell my daddy if ya ass don't
I give a fuck I'm gettin' caught Ho, ho, ho, and I go Oh, Saint Nick got a dick a ho Well, where's [unverified] Shut the fuck up, And go to sleep
Yo, black, you want for Christmas? Yo, I want a job [unverified] corn on the cob But a nigga eat them chicken And chitlens, watermelon, corn bread and some
Whos climbin' in my window, up indo My and high make a high know Yo, black, what you want for Y, black I some cash So I can buy some indo, chronic and some hash
A rump, pa, pump, A rump, pa, pump,
muthafuckin' Christmas Merry muthafuckin' Merry Christmas And a fucked up new year And a fucked up new year And a fucked up new year And have a up new year
You
And they all went to And lived fucked up ever after The end