Come on over And give your uncle Dolamite a Well, what you baby?
you tell me a story? You me to tell you a story? Hell, Me too
Yes, Hunnie tell you a story the bad ass Eazy-E He was drinkin' and gin at the age of three Listen and listen well, a bad muthafucka
that goddamn book Here let me read you this one, in Compton It was a silent night, yes, a holy Until Mr. Claus turned Santa muthafuckin', right?
Deck the with balls of holy Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la 'Tis the season to be
Merry Christmas, Merry muthafuckin' and a ho, ho, ho I'm ridin' that cot under the missile toe Now dashin' the snow
In a right top 6-4, over the hills I go Laughin' at hoe, nuts on rich and rings Makin' me feel right, oh, what fun it is to That I'm gonna get this pussy
So ring bells, ring them bells She's takin' it all the way, oh fun it is To watch her suck my this way Hey, them bells, ring them bells
takin' it all the way, oh, what fun it is to nut While suckin' my dick, oh, yay 'Tis the season to get busy, Compton crime And I'm smokin' on stick
Ho, ho, ho, come sit on my I'm mean lap and me What you for Christmas, ho, ho
I want a slay ride, a CD A rum, [unverified] and I'm gonna cum A VCR some porno flicks Rudolph, the red nose
like a everlastin' gobstopper poppa, I dig a ho Crack a by the nuts, oh [Unverified] in tha snow
I him drop to his knees Yeah, you what's up I said here's candy canes, eat 'em up bonapatite with a condom in a tree
All I want for Christmas is my two teeth My two front teeth, my two front All I for Christmas is my two front teeth Yo, where's ya rhyme, tell me Buck
Buck Wheat is a waskal, no Christmas And all the toys, boys and girls, ya wishes I got over joy in this muthafucka No under my tree, so Santa be a sucka
[Unverified] when I was young, I was the kid Who had enough guts to be ole hearin' on the East I'd awake just to let America know That was a fake
I used to in Saint Dick when Elvis was alive But all the fuckin' bullshit got played when I was Years, oh, just stay young, bold 'Silent Night' Carolin' recitin'
Now all I for Christmas is my indo wreath I got my two front teeth, uncle be the [unverified] Just me a leaf, little kids don't cry When you find out the Santa Claus is a fuckin' lie
On the third day of My gave to me three pounds of indo Two birds of And a muthafuckin' K
Eazy-E, oh, Show us how you treat those I saw mommy Eazy-E Close the door little I'm gettin' draws I'm a tell my if ya ass don't stop
I give a fuck I'm gettin' caught Ho, ho, ho, and I go Oh, Saint Nick got a like a ho Well, where's [unverified] the fuck up, bitches And go to sleep
Yo, black, what you want for Yo, black I want a job [unverified] on the cob But a will eat them chicken And chitlens, watermelon, bread and some food
Whos in my window, smokin' up indo My carin' and high a high know Yo, black, what you for Christmas? Y, I want some cash So I can buy some indo, some chronic and some
A rump, pa, pump, A rump, pa, pump,
muthafuckin' Christmas Merry muthafuckin' Merry Christmas And have a fucked up new And have a fucked up new And have a up new year And have a fucked up new
You
And all went to prison And lived fucked up lives ever The end