Come on over And your uncle Dolamite a kiss Well, what you want
Would you tell me a You want me to you a story? Hell, Me too
Yes, Hunnie I'ma tell you a About the bad ass He was drinkin' and gin at the age of three Listen and well, he's a bad muthafucka
Gimme that goddamn Here let me you this one, Christmas in Compton It was a silent night, yes, a night Until Mr. Claus into Santa muthafuckin', right?
Deck the with balls of holy Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la 'Tis the season to be
Christmas, muthafucka Merry muthafuckin' and a ho, ho, ho While I'm ridin' that cot the missile toe Now dashin' through the
In a candy top 6-4, over the hills I go at this hoe, nuts on rich and rings Makin' me feel right, oh, fun it is to know That I'm gonna get this tonight
So ring bells, ring them bells takin' it all the way, oh what fun it is To watch her suck my dick way Hey, ring them bells, them bells
takin' it all the way, oh, what fun it is to nut While she's my dick, oh, yay 'Tis the to get busy, Compton crime lick And I'm smokin' on stick
Ho, ho, ho, come sit on my I'm lap and tell me What you for Christmas, ho, ho
I a slay ride, a CD player A fifty rum, and I'm gonna cum A VCR [unverified] some flicks Rudolph, the red reindeer
[Unverified] like a everlastin' poppa, I dig a ho Crack a by the nuts, oh fuckin' in tha snow
I made him to his knees Yeah, you what's up I here's some candy canes, eat 'em up bonapatite with a condom in a tree
All I want for is my two front teeth My two front teeth, my two teeth All I want for is my two front teeth Yo, where's ya rhyme, me Buck Wheat
Buck Wheat is a waskal, that's no And all the toys, boys and girls, fuck ya I got happy joy in this muthafucka No indo under my tree, so be a sucka
[Unverified] when I was young, I was the kid Who had enough guts to be ole hearin' on the East I'd stay awake to let America know That Santa was a
I used to believe in Saint Dick when Elvis was But all the fuckin' bullshit got when I was five Years, oh, just stay young, datin' Singin' 'Silent Carolin' recitin'
Now all I for Christmas is my indo wreath I got my two front teeth, Eazy be the [unverified] Just spread me a leaf, little don't cry When you out the Santa Claus is just a fuckin' lie
On the third day of My homeboys gave to me three pounds of Two birds of And a K bitch
Eazy-E, oh, Show us how you those bitches I saw fuckin' Eazy-E Close the door little I'm gettin' these I'm a tell my if ya ass don't stop
I give a fuck I'm gettin' christmas Ho, ho, ho, and I go Oh, Saint Nick got a dick a ho Well, this [unverified] the fuck up, bitches And go to sleep
Yo, black, you want for Christmas? Yo, I want a job [unverified] corn on the cob But a will eat them chicken And chitlens, watermelon, corn bread and some
climbin' in my window, smokin' up indo My carin' and high a high know Yo, black, what you for Christmas? Y, black I some cash So I can buy some indo, some and some hash
A rump, pa, pump, A rump, pa, pump,
Merry muthafuckin' Merry muthafuckin' Merry Christmas And a fucked up new year And have a fucked up new And a fucked up new year And have a up new year
You
And all went to prison And lived fucked up ever after The end