Luyện nghe bài hát Merry Muthafuckin X-mas

Come on Hunnie
And give uncle Dolamite a kiss
Well, what you baby?

Would you me a story?
You want me to you a story?
Hell,
Me too

Yes, Hunnie I'ma you a story
the bad ass Eazy-E
He was drinkin' and gin at the age of three
Listen and well, he's a bad muthafucka

that goddamn book
Here let me read you this one, in Compton
It was a silent night, yes, a night
Mr. Claus turned into Santa muthafuckin', right?

Deck the halls balls of holy
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
the season to be jolly

Merry Christmas,
muthafuckin' Christmas and a ho, ho, ho
While I'm ridin' that cot under the toe
Now dashin' the snow

In a candy right top 6-4, over the I go
Laughin' at hoe, nuts on rich and rings
Makin' me right, oh, what fun it is to know
That I'm gonna get this tonight

So ring bells, ring them bells
takin' it all the way, oh what fun it is
To watch her suck my this way
Hey, ring bells, ring them bells

Shes it all the way, oh, what fun it is to nut
she's suckin' my dick, oh, yay
'Tis the season to get busy, Compton crime
And I'm smokin' on stick

Ho, ho, ho, come sit on my
I'm mean lap and me
you want for Christmas, ho, ho

I want a slay ride, a CD
A fifty rum, and I'm gonna cum
A VCR [unverified] some porno
Rudolph, the red nose

[Unverified] like a everlastin'
poppa, I dig a ho
Crack a by the nuts, oh
[Unverified] fuckin' in tha

I made him drop to his
Yeah, you what's up
I here's some candy canes, eat 'em up
[Unverified] with a condom in a tree

All I want for Christmas is my two front
My two teeth, my two front teeth
All I want for is my two front teeth
Yo, ya rhyme, tell me Buck Wheat

Buck Wheat is a waskal, that's no
And all the toys, boys and girls, ya wishes
I got happy over joy in muthafucka
No under my tree, so Santa be a sucka

[Unverified] when I was young, I was the kid
Who had enough to be good ole hearin' on the East
I'd awake just to let America know
Santa was a fake

I used to in Saint Dick when Elvis was alive
But all the fuckin' bullshit got when I was five
Years, oh, just stay young, datin'
Singin' Night' Carolin' recitin'

Now all I want for Christmas is my indo
I got my two front teeth, uncle be the [unverified]
Just spread me a leaf, little kids cry
When you find out the Santa Claus is a fuckin' lie

On the day of Christmas
My homeboys gave to me three pounds of
Two birds of
And a muthafuckin' K

Eazy-E, oh,
Show us how you treat those
I saw mommy fuckin'
the door little bitch
I'm gettin' these
I'm a tell my daddy if ya ass don't

I don't a fuck
I'm gettin' christmas
Ho, ho, ho, and I go
Oh, Saint Nick got a like a ho
Well, where's this
the fuck up, bitches
And go to sleep

Yo, black, what you want for
Yo, I want a job [unverified] corn on the cob
But a nigga eat them chicken
And chitlens, watermelon, bread and some food

Whos in my window, smokin' up indo
My carin' and make a high know
Yo, black, what you for Christmas?
Y, black I want cash
So I can buy some indo, chronic and some hash

A rump, pa, pump,
A rump, pa, pump,

Merry Christmas
Merry muthafuckin'
muthafuckin' Christmas
And have a fucked up new
And a fucked up new year
And have a up new year
And have a up new year

You

And all went to prison
And lived fucked up ever after
The end