Luyện nghe bài hát Merry Muthafuckin X-mas

Come on Hunnie
And give uncle Dolamite a kiss
Well, what you baby?

Would you me a story?
You want me to you a story?
Hell,
Me too

Yes, Hunnie tell you a story
About the bad ass
He was drinkin' whisky and gin at the age of
Listen and well, he's a bad muthafucka

Gimme goddamn book
Here let me read you this one, Christmas in
It was a night, yes, a holy night
Until Mr. turned into Santa muthafuckin', right?

Deck the halls with balls of
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
'Tis the season to be

Merry Christmas,
Merry muthafuckin' and a ho, ho, ho
While I'm ridin' that cot the missile toe
Now dashin' the snow

In a candy top 6-4, over the hills I go
Laughin' at hoe, nuts on rich and rings
Makin' me right, oh, what fun it is to know
That I'm get this pussy tonight

So ring them bells, them bells
She's it all the way, oh what fun it is
To her suck my dick this way
Hey, ring them bells, ring bells

takin' it all the way, oh, what fun it is to nut
While suckin' my dick, oh, yay
'Tis the season to get busy, Compton lick
And I'm on this stick

Ho, ho, ho, come sit on my
I'm mean lap and me
What you for Christmas, ho, ho

I want a slay ride, a CD
A rum, [unverified] and I'm gonna cum
A VCR [unverified] porno flicks
Rudolph, the red nose

[Unverified] a everlastin' gobstopper
poppa, I dig a ho
Crack a by the nuts, oh
[Unverified] in tha snow

I made him to his knees
Yeah, you know up
I said here's candy canes, eat 'em up
[Unverified] bonapatite with a in a tree

All I want for Christmas is my two teeth
My two teeth, my two front teeth
All I want for Christmas is my two teeth
Yo, where's ya rhyme, me Buck Wheat

Wheat is a waskal, that's no Christmas
And all the toys, boys and girls, fuck ya
I got happy over joy in this
No under my tree, so Santa be a sucka

[Unverified] I was young, I was the only kid
Who had enough to be good ole hearin' on the East
I'd stay awake just to let know
That Santa was a

I used to believe in Saint when Elvis was alive
But all the fuckin' bullshit got played when I was
Years, oh, just stay young, datin'
Singin' 'Silent Night' recitin'

Now all I want for Christmas is my indo
I got my two front teeth, Eazy be the [unverified]
spread me a leaf, little kids don't cry
When you find out the Santa Claus is a fuckin' lie

On the day of Christmas
My homeboys gave to me three of indo
Two of cocaine
And a K bitch

Eazy-E, oh,
Show us how you treat bitches
I saw fuckin' Eazy-E
Close the door little
I'm these draws
I'm a my daddy if ya ass don't stop

I give a fuck
I'm christmas caught
Ho, ho, ho, and I go
Oh, Saint Nick got a dick a ho
Well, where's [unverified]
Shut the fuck up,
And go to sleep

Yo, black, what you for Christmas?
Yo, black I want a job [unverified] on the cob
But a nigga will eat them
And chitlens, watermelon, bread and some food

Whos climbin' in my window, smokin' up
My and high make a high know
Yo, black, you want for Christmas?
Y, I want some cash
So I can buy some indo, some chronic and some

A rump, pa, pump,
A rump, pa, pump,

Merry Christmas
Merry muthafuckin'
muthafuckin' Christmas
And have a fucked up new
And have a up new year
And have a up new year
And have a fucked up new

You

And all went to prison
And lived up lives ever after
The end