Come on Hunnie And give your uncle Dolamite a Well, what you want
Would you me a story? You want me to you a story? Hell, Me too
Yes, Hunnie I'ma you a story the bad ass Eazy-E He was drinkin' whisky and gin at the age of Listen and listen well, he's a bad
Gimme goddamn book Here let me you this one, Christmas in Compton It was a night, yes, a holy night Until Mr. Claus into Santa muthafuckin', right?
Deck the halls with of holy Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la the season to be jolly
Merry Christmas, Merry muthafuckin' and a ho, ho, ho While I'm that cot under the missile toe Now through the snow
In a candy right top 6-4, over the I go Laughin' at hoe, nuts on rich and rings Makin' me right, oh, what fun it is to know That I'm gonna get this tonight
So ring them bells, ring bells She's it all the way, oh what fun it is To watch her suck my this way Hey, ring them bells, them bells
Shes takin' it all the way, oh, fun it is to nut While suckin' my dick, oh, yay 'Tis the season to get busy, crime lick And I'm smokin' on stick
Ho, ho, ho, sit on my face I'm mean lap and me you want for Christmas, ho, ho
I want a ride, a CD player A fifty rum, [unverified] and I'm cum A VCR [unverified] porno flicks Rudolph, the red nose
[Unverified] a everlastin' gobstopper poppa, I dig a ho Crack a by the nuts, oh fuckin' in tha snow
I him drop to his knees Yeah, you what's up I said here's candy canes, eat 'em up [Unverified] bonapatite a condom in a tree
All I want for Christmas is my two teeth My two front teeth, my two teeth All I want for Christmas is my two teeth Yo, where's ya rhyme, me Buck Wheat
Wheat is a waskal, that's no Christmas And all the toys, boys and girls, ya wishes I got over joy in this muthafucka No indo under my tree, so be a sucka
[Unverified] I was young, I was the only kid Who had enough guts to be ole hearin' on the East I'd stay awake to let America know That Santa was a
I used to in Saint Dick when Elvis was alive But all the fuckin' bullshit got played I was five Years, oh, just young, bold datin' Singin' Night' Carolin' recitin'
Now all I want for is my indo wreath I got my two teeth, uncle Eazy be the [unverified] spread me a leaf, little kids don't cry When you out the Santa Claus is just a fuckin' lie
On the day of Christmas My homeboys gave to me three of indo Two of cocaine And a muthafuckin' K
Eazy-E, oh, Show us how you those bitches I saw mommy fuckin' Close the door bitch I'm these draws I'm a my daddy if ya ass don't stop
I give a fuck I'm christmas caught Ho, ho, ho, and I go Oh, Saint Nick got a dick a ho Well, where's [unverified] Shut the fuck up, And go to sleep
Yo, black, you want for Christmas? Yo, black I a job [unverified] corn on the cob But a will eat them chicken And chitlens, watermelon, corn bread and some
Whos climbin' in my window, smokin' up My carin' and high a high know Yo, black, what you want for Y, I want some cash So I can buy some indo, some and some hash
A rump, pa, pump, A rump, pa, pump,
Merry muthafuckin' Merry muthafuckin' muthafuckin' Christmas And a fucked up new year And have a fucked up new And have a fucked up new And a fucked up new year
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And they all to prison And lived fucked up ever after The end