Come on over And give your uncle a kiss Well, what you baby?
you tell me a story? You want me to you a story? Hell, Me too
Yes, I'ma tell you a story the bad ass Eazy-E He was drinkin' and gin at the age of three and listen well, he's a bad muthafucka
Gimme that goddamn Here let me you this one, Christmas in Compton It was a silent night, yes, a holy Until Mr. Claus turned into muthafuckin', right?
Deck the with balls of holy Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la the season to be jolly
Merry Christmas, Merry muthafuckin' and a ho, ho, ho While I'm ridin' cot under the missile toe Now dashin' the snow
In a candy top 6-4, over the hills I go Laughin' at this hoe, nuts on rich and me feel right, oh, what fun it is to know That I'm gonna get this pussy
So ring them bells, them bells She's it all the way, oh what fun it is To watch her suck my this way Hey, ring them bells, ring them
Shes takin' it all the way, oh, fun it is to nut she's suckin' my dick, oh, yay 'Tis the season to get busy, crime lick And I'm on this stick
Ho, ho, ho, come sit on my I'm lap and tell me you want for Christmas, ho, ho
I a slay ride, a CD player A fifty rum, [unverified] and I'm cum A VCR [unverified] some porno Rudolph, the red reindeer
[Unverified] like a everlastin' poppa, I dig a ho Crack a by the nuts, oh fuckin' in tha snow
I made him drop to his Yeah, you know up I said here's candy canes, eat 'em up [Unverified] bonapatite with a condom in a
All I want for Christmas is my two teeth My two teeth, my two front teeth All I want for Christmas is my two front Yo, where's ya rhyme, tell me Buck
Buck is a waskal, that's no Christmas And all the toys, and girls, fuck ya wishes I got happy over joy in this No indo my tree, so Santa be a sucka
[Unverified] when I was young, I was the kid Who had enough guts to be good ole hearin' on the I'd stay just to let America know That Santa was a
I used to believe in Saint when Elvis was alive But all the fuckin' bullshit got played I was five Years, oh, just stay young, datin' Singin' Night' Carolin' recitin'
Now all I want for is my indo wreath I got my two front teeth, uncle be the [unverified] Just spread me a leaf, little kids cry When you find out the Santa is just a fuckin' lie
On the third day of My gave to me three pounds of indo Two birds of And a K bitch
Eazy-E, oh, Show us how you treat bitches I saw mommy Eazy-E Close the door bitch I'm these draws I'm a tell my daddy if ya ass don't
I don't give a I'm christmas caught Ho, ho, ho, and I go Oh, Saint got a dick like a ho Well, where's this Shut the up, bitches And go back to
Yo, black, what you want for Yo, black I want a job corn on the cob But a nigga eat them chicken And chitlens, watermelon, corn bread and food
Whos climbin' in my window, smokin' up My carin' and high make a know Yo, black, what you want for Y, black I some cash So I can buy some indo, some chronic and some
A rump, pa, pump, A rump, pa, pump,
muthafuckin' Christmas Merry muthafuckin' Merry Christmas And have a up new year And have a fucked up new And a fucked up new year And a fucked up new year
You
And they all went to And lived fucked up ever after The end