Luyện nghe bài hát Merry Muthafuckin X-mas

Come on over
And give uncle Dolamite a kiss
Well, what you baby?

Would you me a story?
You me to tell you a story?
Hell,
Me too

Yes, I'ma tell you a story
About the bad ass
He was whisky and gin at the age of three
Listen and well, he's a bad muthafucka

Gimme that goddamn
Here let me read you this one, Christmas in
It was a silent night, yes, a night
Until Mr. Claus into Santa muthafuckin', right?

Deck the halls with balls of
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
'Tis the to be jolly

Merry Christmas,
muthafuckin' Christmas and a ho, ho, ho
While I'm that cot under the missile toe
Now through the snow

In a candy top 6-4, over the hills I go
Laughin' at this hoe, nuts on rich and
Makin' me feel right, oh, fun it is to know
That I'm gonna get pussy tonight

So ring them bells, ring bells
She's it all the way, oh what fun it is
To her suck my dick this way
Hey, ring them bells, ring them

takin' it all the way, oh, what fun it is to nut
While she's my dick, oh, yay
'Tis the season to get busy, Compton crime
And I'm smokin' on stick

Ho, ho, ho, come sit on my
I'm mean lap and me
What you for Christmas, ho, ho

I want a ride, a CD player
A fifty rum, and I'm gonna cum
A VCR [unverified] some porno
Rudolph, the red nose

[Unverified] a everlastin' gobstopper
poppa, I dig a ho
Crack a by the nuts, oh
[Unverified] in tha snow

I made him drop to his
Yeah, you know up
I said here's some canes, eat 'em up
[Unverified] bonapatite a condom in a tree

All I want for Christmas is my two front
My two front teeth, my two teeth
All I for Christmas is my two front teeth
Yo, where's ya rhyme, tell me Buck

Wheat is a waskal, that's no Christmas
And all the toys, boys and girls, fuck ya
I got over joy in this muthafucka
No under my tree, so Santa be a sucka

[Unverified] when I was young, I was the kid
Who had enough guts to be good ole hearin' on the
I'd stay just to let America know
That Santa was a

I used to believe in Saint Dick when Elvis was
But all the fuckin' bullshit got played when I was
Years, oh, stay young, bold datin'
Singin' 'Silent Night' recitin'

Now all I for Christmas is my indo wreath
I got my two front teeth, uncle be the [unverified]
Just me a leaf, little kids don't cry
When you find out the Santa Claus is just a lie

On the third day of
My homeboys to me three pounds of indo
Two birds of
And a muthafuckin' K

Eazy-E, oh,
Show us how you treat those
I saw mommy Eazy-E
Close the little bitch
I'm gettin' these
I'm a tell my daddy if ya ass stop

I don't give a
I'm gettin' christmas
Ho, ho, ho, and I go
Oh, Nick got a dick like a ho
Well, where's this
Shut the fuck up,
And go back to

Yo, black, what you for Christmas?
Yo, black I a job [unverified] corn on the cob
But a nigga eat them chicken
And chitlens, watermelon, corn bread and food

Whos in my window, smokin' up indo
My carin' and high make a know
Yo, black, you want for Christmas?
Y, I want some cash
So I can buy some indo, chronic and some hash

A rump, pa, pump,
A rump, pa, pump,

muthafuckin' Christmas
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
And a fucked up new year
And have a up new year
And have a up new year
And have a up new year

You

And they all went to
And fucked up lives ever after
The end