Come on Hunnie And give your Dolamite a kiss Well, you want baby?
Would you me a story? You want me to tell you a Hell, Me too
Yes, I'ma tell you a story the bad ass Eazy-E He was drinkin' whisky and gin at the age of Listen and listen well, he's a bad
Gimme that book Here let me read you one, Christmas in Compton It was a night, yes, a holy night Until Mr. Claus turned into Santa muthafuckin',
Deck the with balls of holy Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la the season to be jolly
Merry Christmas, muthafuckin' Christmas and a ho, ho, ho While I'm ridin' that cot under the toe Now through the snow
In a right top 6-4, over the hills I go at this hoe, nuts on rich and rings Makin' me feel right, oh, what fun it is to That I'm gonna get pussy tonight
So ring them bells, ring bells She's it all the way, oh what fun it is To watch her suck my dick way Hey, ring bells, ring them bells
takin' it all the way, oh, what fun it is to nut While she's my dick, oh, yay 'Tis the season to get busy, Compton lick And I'm smokin' on this
Ho, ho, ho, come sit on my I'm mean lap and me you want for Christmas, ho, ho
I a slay ride, a CD player A fifty rum, [unverified] and I'm cum A VCR [unverified] some flicks Rudolph, the red reindeer
[Unverified] like a gobstopper poppa, I dig a ho Crack a by the nuts, oh [Unverified] in tha snow
I made him drop to his Yeah, you what's up I said some candy canes, eat 'em up [Unverified] bonapatite a condom in a tree
All I want for Christmas is my two teeth My two front teeth, my two teeth All I want for Christmas is my two front Yo, ya rhyme, tell me Buck Wheat
Buck Wheat is a waskal, no Christmas And all the toys, boys and girls, fuck ya I got over joy in this muthafucka No indo under my tree, so be a sucka
[Unverified] I was young, I was the only kid Who had enough guts to be good ole hearin' on the I'd awake just to let America know That was a fake
I used to believe in Saint when Elvis was alive But all the fuckin' bullshit got played I was five Years, oh, stay young, bold datin' Singin' 'Silent Carolin' recitin'
Now all I want for is my indo wreath I got my two teeth, uncle Eazy be the [unverified] spread me a leaf, little kids don't cry When you find out the Santa Claus is just a lie
On the third day of My homeboys to me three pounds of indo Two birds of And a muthafuckin' K
Eazy-E, oh, Show us how you those bitches I saw mommy Eazy-E Close the door little I'm gettin' draws I'm a my daddy if ya ass don't stop
I don't a fuck I'm gettin' christmas Ho, ho, ho, and I go Oh, Nick got a dick like a ho Well, where's this Shut the fuck up, And go to sleep
Yo, black, what you want for Yo, black I want a job [unverified] on the cob But a will eat them chicken And chitlens, watermelon, bread and some food
climbin' in my window, smokin' up indo My carin' and make a high know Yo, black, what you want for Y, I want some cash So I can buy some indo, chronic and some hash
A rump, pa, pump, A rump, pa, pump,
Merry Christmas Merry muthafuckin' Merry muthafuckin' And have a up new year And have a fucked up new And have a up new year And a fucked up new year
You
And all went to prison And lived fucked up ever after The end