Luyện nghe bài hát Merry Muthafuckin X-mas

Come on Hunnie
And give your Dolamite a kiss
Well, you want baby?

Would you tell me a
You want me to you a story?
Hell,
Me too

Yes, I'ma tell you a story
the bad ass Eazy-E
He was whisky and gin at the age of three
and listen well, he's a bad muthafucka

Gimme goddamn book
Here let me read you this one, Christmas in
It was a night, yes, a holy night
Until Mr. Claus into Santa muthafuckin', right?

Deck the halls with of holy
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
'Tis the season to be

Merry Christmas,
muthafuckin' Christmas and a ho, ho, ho
While I'm ridin' that cot the missile toe
Now dashin' the snow

In a candy top 6-4, over the hills I go
Laughin' at this hoe, on rich and rings
me feel right, oh, what fun it is to know
That I'm get this pussy tonight

So ring them bells, ring them
She's takin' it all the way, oh fun it is
To watch her suck my this way
Hey, them bells, ring them bells

Shes takin' it all the way, oh, fun it is to nut
she's suckin' my dick, oh, yay
'Tis the season to get busy, Compton crime
And I'm smokin' on stick

Ho, ho, ho, sit on my face
I'm lap and tell me
What you for Christmas, ho, ho

I want a ride, a CD player
A fifty rum, [unverified] and I'm cum
A VCR [unverified] some flicks
Rudolph, the red reindeer

like a everlastin' gobstopper
poppa, I dig a ho
Crack a by the nuts, oh
[Unverified] in tha snow

I made him to his knees
Yeah, you know up
I said here's some canes, eat 'em up
bonapatite with a condom in a tree

All I for Christmas is my two front teeth
My two front teeth, my two teeth
All I want for Christmas is my two front
Yo, ya rhyme, tell me Buck Wheat

Buck is a waskal, that's no Christmas
And all the toys, boys and girls, fuck ya
I got over joy in this muthafucka
No indo under my tree, so be a sucka

when I was young, I was the only kid
Who had enough guts to be ole hearin' on the East
I'd awake just to let America know
That was a fake

I used to in Saint Dick when Elvis was alive
But all the bullshit got played when I was five
Years, oh, just stay young, datin'
Singin' 'Silent Night' recitin'

Now all I for Christmas is my indo wreath
I got my two front teeth, uncle Eazy be the
Just spread me a leaf, little kids cry
When you find out the Santa Claus is just a lie

On the third day of
My homeboys gave to me three pounds of
Two of cocaine
And a muthafuckin' K

Eazy-E, oh,
Show us how you treat those
I saw mommy fuckin'
the door little bitch
I'm gettin' draws
I'm a tell my if ya ass don't stop

I don't a fuck
I'm gettin' christmas
Ho, ho, ho, and I go
Oh, Nick got a dick like a ho
Well, where's [unverified]
Shut the up, bitches
And go to sleep

Yo, black, what you want for
Yo, black I a job [unverified] corn on the cob
But a nigga will eat chicken
And chitlens, watermelon, corn bread and some

Whos climbin' in my window, up indo
My and high make a high know
Yo, black, what you for Christmas?
Y, black I want cash
So I can buy some indo, some and some hash

A rump, pa, pump,
A rump, pa, pump,

Merry Christmas
muthafuckin' Christmas
Merry Christmas
And a fucked up new year
And have a fucked up new
And have a fucked up new
And a fucked up new year

You

And all went to prison
And lived fucked up ever after
The end