Come on Hunnie And give your uncle a kiss Well, what you want
Would you tell me a You want me to tell you a Hell, Me too
Yes, I'ma tell you a story the bad ass Eazy-E He was whisky and gin at the age of three and listen well, he's a bad muthafucka
Gimme that goddamn Here let me you this one, Christmas in Compton It was a silent night, yes, a holy Until Mr. Claus into Santa muthafuckin', right?
Deck the halls with of holy Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la the season to be jolly
Merry Christmas, Merry muthafuckin' and a ho, ho, ho While I'm ridin' that cot the missile toe Now through the snow
In a right top 6-4, over the hills I go Laughin' at this hoe, nuts on rich and me feel right, oh, what fun it is to know That I'm gonna get this tonight
So ring them bells, ring bells takin' it all the way, oh what fun it is To watch her suck my dick way Hey, ring bells, ring them bells
Shes takin' it all the way, oh, fun it is to nut she's suckin' my dick, oh, yay 'Tis the season to get busy, crime lick And I'm on this stick
Ho, ho, ho, sit on my face I'm mean lap and me you want for Christmas, ho, ho
I want a slay ride, a CD A rum, [unverified] and I'm gonna cum A VCR [unverified] some porno Rudolph, the red reindeer
[Unverified] like a gobstopper poppa, I dig a ho Crack a by the nuts, oh fuckin' in tha snow
I him drop to his knees Yeah, you what's up I said here's candy canes, eat 'em up bonapatite with a condom in a tree
All I want for is my two front teeth My two front teeth, my two front All I want for Christmas is my two teeth Yo, where's ya rhyme, tell me Wheat
Buck Wheat is a waskal, no Christmas And all the toys, boys and girls, ya wishes I got happy joy in this muthafucka No indo under my tree, so Santa be a
when I was young, I was the only kid Who had enough guts to be good ole hearin' on the I'd stay awake to let America know That Santa was a
I used to in Saint Dick when Elvis was alive But all the bullshit got played when I was five Years, oh, just young, bold datin' Singin' 'Silent Night' Carolin'
Now all I want for Christmas is my indo I got my two front teeth, Eazy be the [unverified] Just spread me a leaf, little don't cry When you find out the Claus is just a fuckin' lie
On the day of Christmas My homeboys gave to me three of indo Two birds of And a muthafuckin' K
Eazy-E, oh, Show us how you those bitches I saw fuckin' Eazy-E Close the door little I'm gettin' draws I'm a tell my if ya ass don't stop
I don't give a I'm gettin' christmas Ho, ho, ho, and I go Oh, Nick got a dick like a ho Well, this [unverified] Shut the fuck up, And go to sleep
Yo, black, what you for Christmas? Yo, black I want a job corn on the cob But a will eat them chicken And chitlens, watermelon, corn bread and food
climbin' in my window, smokin' up indo My carin' and make a high know Yo, black, what you for Christmas? Y, black I some cash So I can buy some indo, some and some hash
A rump, pa, pump, A rump, pa, pump,
Merry muthafuckin' Merry muthafuckin' Merry Christmas And have a up new year And have a fucked up new And a fucked up new year And have a fucked up new
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And all went to prison And fucked up lives ever after The end