Come on over And give your uncle Dolamite a Well, what you baby?
Would you me a story? You want me to you a story? Hell, Me too
Yes, I'ma tell you a story About the bad ass He was whisky and gin at the age of three Listen and listen well, a bad muthafucka
that goddamn book Here let me you this one, Christmas in Compton It was a silent night, yes, a night Mr. Claus turned into Santa muthafuckin', right?
Deck the halls with balls of Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la the season to be jolly
Merry Christmas, Merry muthafuckin' and a ho, ho, ho While I'm ridin' that cot the missile toe Now dashin' the snow
In a candy right top 6-4, over the I go Laughin' at hoe, nuts on rich and rings Makin' me feel right, oh, what fun it is to That I'm gonna get pussy tonight
So ring them bells, ring bells She's takin' it all the way, oh fun it is To her suck my dick this way Hey, ring them bells, them bells
Shes takin' it all the way, oh, fun it is to nut While suckin' my dick, oh, yay 'Tis the to get busy, Compton crime lick And I'm on this stick
Ho, ho, ho, sit on my face I'm lap and tell me What you for Christmas, ho, ho
I want a slay ride, a CD A fifty rum, and I'm gonna cum A VCR [unverified] porno flicks Rudolph, the red nose
[Unverified] like a gobstopper poppa, I dig a ho Crack a by the nuts, oh [Unverified] in tha snow
I made him drop to his Yeah, you know up I said some candy canes, eat 'em up bonapatite with a condom in a tree
All I want for Christmas is my two teeth My two front teeth, my two front All I for Christmas is my two front teeth Yo, where's ya rhyme, tell me Wheat
Buck Wheat is a waskal, no Christmas And all the toys, boys and girls, fuck ya I got over joy in this muthafucka No under my tree, so Santa be a sucka
[Unverified] when I was young, I was the kid Who had enough guts to be ole hearin' on the East I'd awake just to let America know That Santa was a
I used to believe in Saint Dick Elvis was alive But all the fuckin' bullshit got when I was five Years, oh, just stay young, datin' Singin' 'Silent Night' Carolin'
Now all I want for Christmas is my indo I got my two front teeth, uncle Eazy be the spread me a leaf, little kids don't cry When you find out the Claus is just a fuckin' lie
On the third day of My homeboys gave to me pounds of indo Two of cocaine And a K bitch
Eazy-E, oh, Show us how you treat those I saw fuckin' Eazy-E Close the door bitch I'm gettin' draws I'm a my daddy if ya ass don't stop
I don't give a I'm christmas caught Ho, ho, ho, and I go Oh, Saint Nick got a like a ho Well, where's [unverified] Shut the fuck up, And go to sleep
Yo, black, you want for Christmas? Yo, black I a job [unverified] corn on the cob But a nigga will eat them And chitlens, watermelon, corn and some food
Whos in my window, smokin' up indo My and high make a high know Yo, black, you want for Christmas? Y, I want some cash So I can buy some indo, some and some hash
A rump, pa, pump, A rump, pa, pump,
Merry muthafuckin' muthafuckin' Christmas Merry muthafuckin' And have a up new year And have a fucked up new And have a up new year And have a up new year
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And they all went to And lived fucked up ever after The end