Come on over And give uncle Dolamite a kiss Well, what you want
you tell me a story? You want me to you a story? Hell, Me too
Yes, I'ma tell you a story the bad ass Eazy-E He was whisky and gin at the age of three and listen well, he's a bad muthafucka
Gimme that book Here let me you this one, Christmas in Compton It was a silent night, yes, a holy Mr. Claus turned into Santa muthafuckin', right?
Deck the halls balls of holy Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la 'Tis the to be jolly
Merry Christmas, muthafuckin' Christmas and a ho, ho, ho While I'm ridin' that cot the missile toe Now dashin' the snow
In a candy top 6-4, over the hills I go Laughin' at this hoe, nuts on and rings Makin' me feel right, oh, what fun it is to That I'm gonna get pussy tonight
So them bells, ring them bells She's takin' it all the way, oh fun it is To her suck my dick this way Hey, ring them bells, ring them
Shes takin' it all the way, oh, fun it is to nut While suckin' my dick, oh, yay 'Tis the season to get busy, Compton lick And I'm smokin' on stick
Ho, ho, ho, sit on my face I'm mean lap and me you want for Christmas, ho, ho
I a slay ride, a CD player A rum, [unverified] and I'm gonna cum A VCR [unverified] some flicks Rudolph, the red nose
[Unverified] like a everlastin' poppa, I dig a ho Crack a by the nuts, oh [Unverified] fuckin' in tha
I made him drop to his Yeah, you know up I said here's some canes, eat 'em up [Unverified] bonapatite a condom in a tree
All I for Christmas is my two front teeth My two front teeth, my two front All I for Christmas is my two front teeth Yo, ya rhyme, tell me Buck Wheat
Wheat is a waskal, that's no Christmas And all the toys, boys and girls, fuck ya I got happy over joy in muthafucka No indo under my tree, so Santa be a
when I was young, I was the only kid Who had enough to be good ole hearin' on the East I'd awake just to let America know That was a fake
I used to believe in Saint Dick when was alive But all the fuckin' bullshit got when I was five Years, oh, stay young, bold datin' Singin' 'Silent Night' Carolin'
Now all I for Christmas is my indo wreath I got my two front teeth, Eazy be the [unverified] Just me a leaf, little kids don't cry When you find out the Santa Claus is just a lie
On the third day of My homeboys gave to me three of indo Two of cocaine And a muthafuckin' K
Eazy-E, oh, Show us how you treat those I saw fuckin' Eazy-E the door little bitch I'm these draws I'm a tell my daddy if ya ass stop
I give a fuck I'm gettin' christmas Ho, ho, ho, and I go Oh, Saint got a dick like a ho Well, this [unverified] Shut the up, bitches And go to sleep
Yo, black, what you want for Yo, black I want a job [unverified] on the cob But a nigga will eat them And chitlens, watermelon, corn bread and food
Whos climbin' in my window, smokin' up My carin' and make a high know Yo, black, what you for Christmas? Y, I want some cash So I can buy some indo, some and some hash
A rump, pa, pump, A rump, pa, pump,
Merry Christmas Merry Christmas Merry muthafuckin' And a fucked up new year And a fucked up new year And a fucked up new year And a fucked up new year
You
And they all to prison And lived fucked up lives ever The end