Come on over And your uncle Dolamite a kiss Well, what you want
Would you tell me a You want me to you a story? Hell, Me too
Yes, I'ma tell you a story About the bad ass He was whisky and gin at the age of three Listen and well, he's a bad muthafucka
Gimme that goddamn Here let me read you one, Christmas in Compton It was a silent night, yes, a night Until Mr. Claus into Santa muthafuckin', right?
Deck the halls with balls of Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la the season to be jolly
Merry Christmas, Merry muthafuckin' and a ho, ho, ho I'm ridin' that cot under the missile toe Now dashin' the snow
In a candy top 6-4, over the hills I go at this hoe, nuts on rich and rings Makin' me feel right, oh, fun it is to know That I'm get this pussy tonight
So ring them bells, ring them She's takin' it all the way, oh fun it is To her suck my dick this way Hey, ring them bells, ring them
Shes takin' it all the way, oh, fun it is to nut she's suckin' my dick, oh, yay 'Tis the season to get busy, crime lick And I'm smokin' on this
Ho, ho, ho, sit on my face I'm lap and tell me you want for Christmas, ho, ho
I a slay ride, a CD player A rum, [unverified] and I'm gonna cum A VCR some porno flicks Rudolph, the red reindeer
[Unverified] like a everlastin' poppa, I dig a ho Crack a by the nuts, oh [Unverified] in tha snow
I him drop to his knees Yeah, you what's up I said here's candy canes, eat 'em up bonapatite with a condom in a tree
All I want for Christmas is my two front My two teeth, my two front teeth All I want for Christmas is my two teeth Yo, where's ya rhyme, tell me Wheat
Wheat is a waskal, that's no Christmas And all the toys, boys and girls, ya wishes I got happy over joy in this No indo under my tree, so Santa be a
[Unverified] I was young, I was the only kid Who had enough to be good ole hearin' on the East I'd awake just to let America know Santa was a fake
I used to believe in Saint Dick Elvis was alive But all the fuckin' bullshit got played I was five Years, oh, just young, bold datin' 'Silent Night' Carolin' recitin'
Now all I want for is my indo wreath I got my two teeth, uncle Eazy be the [unverified] Just me a leaf, little kids don't cry When you find out the Santa is just a fuckin' lie
On the day of Christmas My gave to me three pounds of indo Two birds of And a K bitch
Eazy-E, oh, Show us how you treat those I saw mommy Eazy-E the door little bitch I'm gettin' draws I'm a tell my daddy if ya ass stop
I don't a fuck I'm christmas caught Ho, ho, ho, and I go Oh, Saint got a dick like a ho Well, where's [unverified] the fuck up, bitches And go back to
Yo, black, what you for Christmas? Yo, black I a job [unverified] corn on the cob But a nigga will eat them And chitlens, watermelon, corn bread and some
Whos climbin' in my window, up indo My carin' and make a high know Yo, black, what you for Christmas? Y, black I some cash So I can buy some indo, some chronic and some
A rump, pa, pump, A rump, pa, pump,
muthafuckin' Christmas Merry Christmas Merry Christmas And a fucked up new year And have a up new year And have a up new year And have a up new year
You
And they all went to And lived fucked up ever after The end