Come on over And your uncle Dolamite a kiss Well, you want baby?
Would you me a story? You want me to you a story? Hell, Me too
Yes, I'ma tell you a story About the bad ass He was drinkin' whisky and gin at the age of Listen and listen well, a bad muthafucka
Gimme that goddamn Here let me you this one, Christmas in Compton It was a silent night, yes, a night Until Mr. turned into Santa muthafuckin', right?
Deck the halls with balls of Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la 'Tis the to be jolly
Merry Christmas, muthafuckin' Christmas and a ho, ho, ho While I'm ridin' cot under the missile toe Now dashin' through the
In a candy top 6-4, over the hills I go Laughin' at this hoe, nuts on and rings Makin' me feel right, oh, what fun it is to That I'm gonna get this pussy
So them bells, ring them bells takin' it all the way, oh what fun it is To watch her suck my this way Hey, ring them bells, ring bells
Shes it all the way, oh, what fun it is to nut While she's my dick, oh, yay 'Tis the season to get busy, Compton lick And I'm smokin' on stick
Ho, ho, ho, come sit on my I'm lap and tell me you want for Christmas, ho, ho
I want a ride, a CD player A fifty rum, [unverified] and I'm cum A VCR some porno flicks Rudolph, the red nose
[Unverified] like a everlastin' poppa, I dig a ho Crack a by the nuts, oh [Unverified] in tha snow
I made him drop to his Yeah, you know up I here's some candy canes, eat 'em up [Unverified] bonapatite with a in a tree
All I want for Christmas is my two front My two front teeth, my two front All I want for Christmas is my two teeth Yo, where's ya rhyme, tell me Wheat
Buck Wheat is a waskal, no Christmas And all the toys, boys and girls, fuck ya I got happy joy in this muthafucka No under my tree, so Santa be a sucka
[Unverified] when I was young, I was the kid Who had enough guts to be good ole on the East I'd awake just to let America know That Santa was a
I used to believe in Saint Dick Elvis was alive But all the fuckin' bullshit got played I was five Years, oh, just stay young, bold Singin' 'Silent Carolin' recitin'
Now all I want for is my indo wreath I got my two front teeth, uncle be the [unverified] Just spread me a leaf, little don't cry you find out the Santa Claus is just a fuckin' lie
On the day of Christmas My homeboys to me three pounds of indo Two birds of And a K bitch
Eazy-E, oh, Show us how you treat bitches I saw mommy fuckin' Close the door bitch I'm gettin' these I'm a tell my daddy if ya ass stop
I don't a fuck I'm christmas caught Ho, ho, ho, and I go Oh, Saint got a dick like a ho Well, where's [unverified] Shut the fuck up, And go back to
Yo, black, you want for Christmas? Yo, I want a job [unverified] corn on the cob But a nigga eat them chicken And chitlens, watermelon, bread and some food
Whos climbin' in my window, smokin' up My and high make a high know Yo, black, what you for Christmas? Y, black I some cash So I can buy indo, some chronic and some hash
A rump, pa, pump, A rump, pa, pump,
muthafuckin' Christmas Merry muthafuckin' muthafuckin' Christmas And a fucked up new year And have a fucked up new And have a fucked up new And have a up new year
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And they all went to And lived up lives ever after The end