Luyện nghe bài hát Merry Muthaf***in' Xmas

Come on Hunnie
And give your Dolamite a kiss
Well, what you baby?

you tell me a story?
You want me to tell you a
Hell,
Me too

Yes, Hunnie I'ma tell you a
About the bad ass
He was drinkin' and gin at the age of three
Listen and well, he's a bad muthafucka

Gimme that book
Here let me read you this one, Christmas in
It was a silent night, yes, a holy
Mr. Claus turned into Santa muthafuckin', right?

Deck the halls with balls of
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
the season to be jolly

Merry Christmas,
Merry muthafuckin' and a ho, ho, ho
I'm ridin' that cot under the missile toe
Now dashin' the snow

In a right top 6-4, over the hills I go
at this hoe, nuts on rich and rings
Makin' me feel right, oh, what fun it is to
That I'm get this pussy tonight

So ring them bells, them bells
takin' it all the way, oh what fun it is
To her suck my dick this way
Hey, ring them bells, them bells

Shes takin' it all the way, oh, fun it is to nut
she's suckin' my dick, oh, yay
'Tis the season to get busy, Compton lick
And I'm on this stick

Ho, ho, ho, sit on my face
I'm mean lap and me
you want for Christmas, ho, ho

I a slay ride, a CD player
A fifty rum, and I'm gonna cum
A VCR some porno flicks
Rudolph, the red reindeer

like a everlastin' gobstopper
poppa, I dig a ho
Crack a by the nuts, oh
[Unverified] in tha snow

I made him drop to his
Yeah, you know up
I said here's some canes, eat 'em up
[Unverified] bonapatite a condom in a tree

All I want for is my two front teeth
My two teeth, my two front teeth
All I want for Christmas is my two front
Yo, where's ya rhyme, tell me Wheat

Buck Wheat is a waskal, that's no
And all the toys, boys and girls, fuck ya
I got happy joy in this muthafucka
No indo my tree, so Santa be a sucka

[Unverified] when I was young, I was the kid
Who had enough guts to be good ole on the East
I'd stay awake just to let America
Santa was a fake

I to believe in Saint Dick when Elvis was alive
But all the bullshit got played when I was five
Years, oh, just young, bold datin'
'Silent Night' Carolin' recitin'

Now all I want for Christmas is my indo
I got my two teeth, uncle Eazy be the [unverified]
Just spread me a leaf, little kids cry
When you out the Santa Claus is just a fuckin' lie

On the day of Christmas
My homeboys to me three pounds of indo
Two birds of
And a muthafuckin' K

Eazy-E, oh,
Show us how you treat those
I saw mommy fuckin'
the door little bitch
I'm gettin' draws
I'm a tell my daddy if ya ass don't

I don't a fuck
I'm gettin' christmas
Ho, ho, ho, and I go
Oh, Nick got a dick like a ho
Well, where's this
Shut the fuck up,
And go to sleep

Yo, black, what you for Christmas?
Yo, I want a job [unverified] corn on the cob
But a nigga will eat them
And chitlens, watermelon, corn bread and food

Whos climbin' in my window, smokin' up
My carin' and high a high know
Yo, black, you want for Christmas?
Y, black I want some
So I can buy some indo, chronic and some hash

A rump, pa, pump,
A rump, pa, pump,

Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
Merry muthafuckin'
And a fucked up new year
And have a fucked up new
And have a up new year
And have a fucked up new

You

And they all went to
And lived fucked up lives ever
The end