Come on Hunnie And give your uncle a kiss Well, you want baby?
Would you tell me a You want me to tell you a Hell, Me too
Yes, Hunnie I'ma tell you a the bad ass Eazy-E He was drinkin' and gin at the age of three and listen well, he's a bad muthafucka
Gimme that goddamn Here let me read you this one, Christmas in It was a silent night, yes, a holy Until Mr. Claus into Santa muthafuckin', right?
Deck the halls with balls of Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la 'Tis the season to be
Christmas, muthafucka Merry Christmas and a ho, ho, ho While I'm ridin' cot under the missile toe Now through the snow
In a right top 6-4, over the hills I go Laughin' at this hoe, nuts on rich and Makin' me right, oh, what fun it is to know I'm gonna get this pussy tonight
So ring them bells, ring them She's takin' it all the way, oh fun it is To watch her my dick this way Hey, them bells, ring them bells
takin' it all the way, oh, what fun it is to nut While suckin' my dick, oh, yay the season to get busy, Compton crime lick And I'm smokin' on stick
Ho, ho, ho, come sit on my I'm mean lap and me you want for Christmas, ho, ho
I want a ride, a CD player A fifty rum, and I'm gonna cum A VCR [unverified] some porno Rudolph, the red nose
[Unverified] like a gobstopper poppa, I dig a ho Crack a by the nuts, oh [Unverified] fuckin' in tha
I made him drop to his Yeah, you what's up I said here's some canes, eat 'em up [Unverified] bonapatite a condom in a tree
All I want for Christmas is my two front My two front teeth, my two teeth All I for Christmas is my two front teeth Yo, where's ya rhyme, tell me Wheat
Wheat is a waskal, that's no Christmas And all the toys, boys and girls, ya wishes I got happy over joy in this No indo under my tree, so Santa be a
[Unverified] I was young, I was the only kid Who had enough to be good ole hearin' on the East I'd stay awake just to let know That Santa was a
I used to in Saint Dick when Elvis was alive But all the fuckin' bullshit got when I was five Years, oh, just stay young, datin' 'Silent Night' Carolin' recitin'
Now all I want for is my indo wreath I got my two front teeth, uncle Eazy be the spread me a leaf, little kids don't cry When you find out the Santa is just a fuckin' lie
On the day of Christmas My homeboys gave to me three pounds of Two of cocaine And a muthafuckin' K
Eazy-E, oh, Show us how you treat those I saw fuckin' Eazy-E Close the door bitch I'm gettin' these I'm a tell my daddy if ya ass stop
I give a fuck I'm gettin' christmas Ho, ho, ho, and I go Oh, Saint Nick got a like a ho Well, this [unverified] Shut the up, bitches And go back to
Yo, black, you want for Christmas? Yo, black I a job [unverified] corn on the cob But a nigga will eat chicken And chitlens, watermelon, corn and some food
Whos climbin' in my window, smokin' up My carin' and make a high know Yo, black, you want for Christmas? Y, black I want cash So I can buy some indo, chronic and some hash
A rump, pa, pump, A rump, pa, pump,
Merry muthafuckin' muthafuckin' Christmas Merry muthafuckin' And have a fucked up new And have a up new year And have a up new year And a fucked up new year
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And all went to prison And fucked up lives ever after The end