Come on over And give uncle Dolamite a kiss Well, you want baby?
Would you me a story? You want me to tell you a Hell, Me too
Yes, Hunnie tell you a story the bad ass Eazy-E He was drinkin' whisky and gin at the age of and listen well, he's a bad muthafucka
Gimme that book Here let me read you one, Christmas in Compton It was a silent night, yes, a night Until Mr. Claus turned into Santa muthafuckin',
Deck the halls balls of holy Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la 'Tis the season to be
Merry Christmas, Merry muthafuckin' and a ho, ho, ho While I'm ridin' that cot under the toe Now through the snow
In a candy right top 6-4, over the I go Laughin' at this hoe, on rich and rings Makin' me right, oh, what fun it is to know That I'm get this pussy tonight
So ring them bells, them bells She's it all the way, oh what fun it is To watch her suck my this way Hey, ring them bells, ring bells
Shes takin' it all the way, oh, fun it is to nut While suckin' my dick, oh, yay 'Tis the to get busy, Compton crime lick And I'm on this stick
Ho, ho, ho, come sit on my I'm mean lap and me you want for Christmas, ho, ho
I want a ride, a CD player A fifty rum, and I'm gonna cum A VCR [unverified] some porno Rudolph, the red reindeer
[Unverified] like a gobstopper poppa, I dig a ho Crack a by the nuts, oh [Unverified] fuckin' in tha
I made him drop to his Yeah, you know up I said here's candy canes, eat 'em up [Unverified] bonapatite with a condom in a
All I want for is my two front teeth My two teeth, my two front teeth All I want for Christmas is my two front Yo, where's ya rhyme, tell me Buck
Buck is a waskal, that's no Christmas And all the toys, boys and girls, fuck ya I got happy over joy in muthafucka No indo under my tree, so be a sucka
when I was young, I was the only kid Who had enough to be good ole hearin' on the East I'd stay awake just to let America That Santa was a
I to believe in Saint Dick when Elvis was alive But all the fuckin' bullshit got played I was five Years, oh, just stay young, datin' Singin' 'Silent Carolin' recitin'
Now all I want for is my indo wreath I got my two teeth, uncle Eazy be the [unverified] spread me a leaf, little kids don't cry When you find out the Claus is just a fuckin' lie
On the third day of My homeboys gave to me three of indo Two of cocaine And a K bitch
Eazy-E, oh, Show us how you those bitches I saw fuckin' Eazy-E the door little bitch I'm gettin' these I'm a tell my daddy if ya ass stop
I give a fuck I'm gettin' christmas Ho, ho, ho, and I go Oh, Saint got a dick like a ho Well, where's [unverified] the fuck up, bitches And go back to
Yo, black, what you for Christmas? Yo, black I want a job [unverified] on the cob But a nigga will eat them And chitlens, watermelon, bread and some food
Whos climbin' in my window, smokin' up My carin' and high a high know Yo, black, what you for Christmas? Y, black I want cash So I can buy some indo, chronic and some hash
A rump, pa, pump, A rump, pa, pump,
muthafuckin' Christmas Merry muthafuckin' Merry muthafuckin' And a fucked up new year And a fucked up new year And a fucked up new year And a fucked up new year
You
And they all went to And lived fucked up lives ever The end