Come on Hunnie And give your uncle Dolamite a Well, you want baby?
you tell me a story? You want me to you a story? Hell, Me too
Yes, Hunnie I'ma you a story About the bad ass He was whisky and gin at the age of three Listen and listen well, a bad muthafucka
Gimme that book Here let me you this one, Christmas in Compton It was a silent night, yes, a holy Until Mr. Claus turned Santa muthafuckin', right?
Deck the with balls of holy Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la 'Tis the to be jolly
Christmas, muthafucka Merry Christmas and a ho, ho, ho I'm ridin' that cot under the missile toe Now through the snow
In a candy right top 6-4, the hills I go Laughin' at this hoe, on rich and rings Makin' me feel right, oh, fun it is to know That I'm gonna get this pussy
So ring them bells, ring them She's takin' it all the way, oh fun it is To watch her suck my dick way Hey, ring them bells, them bells
takin' it all the way, oh, what fun it is to nut While she's my dick, oh, yay 'Tis the season to get busy, Compton crime And I'm smokin' on stick
Ho, ho, ho, sit on my face I'm lap and tell me What you for Christmas, ho, ho
I a slay ride, a CD player A rum, [unverified] and I'm gonna cum A VCR [unverified] some porno Rudolph, the red reindeer
like a everlastin' gobstopper poppa, I dig a ho a dough by the nuts, oh [Unverified] fuckin' in tha
I him drop to his knees Yeah, you what's up I said here's candy canes, eat 'em up [Unverified] bonapatite a condom in a tree
All I want for Christmas is my two front My two teeth, my two front teeth All I for Christmas is my two front teeth Yo, where's ya rhyme, me Buck Wheat
Buck is a waskal, that's no Christmas And all the toys, boys and girls, ya wishes I got happy joy in this muthafucka No indo my tree, so Santa be a sucka
when I was young, I was the only kid Who had enough to be good ole hearin' on the East I'd stay just to let America know Santa was a fake
I used to believe in Saint Dick when Elvis was But all the fuckin' got played when I was five Years, oh, just stay young, bold Singin' 'Silent Carolin' recitin'
Now all I want for Christmas is my indo I got my two front teeth, uncle Eazy be the spread me a leaf, little kids don't cry When you find out the Santa is just a fuckin' lie
On the third day of My gave to me three pounds of indo Two of cocaine And a K bitch
Eazy-E, oh, us how you treat those bitches I saw fuckin' Eazy-E the door little bitch I'm gettin' draws I'm a tell my if ya ass don't stop
I don't give a I'm gettin' christmas Ho, ho, ho, and I go Oh, Saint Nick got a dick a ho Well, where's this Shut the up, bitches And go to sleep
Yo, black, what you for Christmas? Yo, black I want a job [unverified] on the cob But a nigga will eat them And chitlens, watermelon, corn bread and food
climbin' in my window, smokin' up indo My and high make a high know Yo, black, you want for Christmas? Y, black I some cash So I can buy some indo, chronic and some hash
A rump, pa, pump, A rump, pa, pump,
Merry Christmas muthafuckin' Christmas Merry Christmas And have a up new year And have a fucked up new And a fucked up new year And have a fucked up new
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And all went to prison And fucked up lives ever after The end