Come on Hunnie And your uncle Dolamite a kiss Well, what you baby?
Would you me a story? You want me to you a story? Hell, Me too
Yes, Hunnie I'ma tell you a the bad ass Eazy-E He was whisky and gin at the age of three Listen and listen well, he's a bad
that goddamn book Here let me you this one, Christmas in Compton It was a silent night, yes, a holy Until Mr. Claus turned Santa muthafuckin', right?
Deck the halls balls of holy Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la the season to be jolly
Merry Christmas, muthafuckin' Christmas and a ho, ho, ho While I'm that cot under the missile toe Now through the snow
In a right top 6-4, over the hills I go at this hoe, nuts on rich and rings Makin' me feel right, oh, fun it is to know That I'm gonna get this pussy
So them bells, ring them bells She's it all the way, oh what fun it is To watch her suck my dick way Hey, ring them bells, ring bells
Shes it all the way, oh, what fun it is to nut While suckin' my dick, oh, yay 'Tis the season to get busy, Compton lick And I'm smokin' on stick
Ho, ho, ho, sit on my face I'm lap and tell me What you for Christmas, ho, ho
I a slay ride, a CD player A fifty rum, [unverified] and I'm cum A VCR [unverified] some porno Rudolph, the red reindeer
[Unverified] like a gobstopper poppa, I dig a ho Crack a by the nuts, oh [Unverified] in tha snow
I him drop to his knees Yeah, you know up I said some candy canes, eat 'em up [Unverified] bonapatite with a condom in a
All I want for is my two front teeth My two teeth, my two front teeth All I want for Christmas is my two front Yo, where's ya rhyme, tell me Wheat
Buck Wheat is a waskal, no Christmas And all the toys, boys and girls, ya wishes I got happy over joy in muthafucka No under my tree, so Santa be a sucka
when I was young, I was the only kid Who had enough guts to be good ole on the East I'd awake just to let America know That was a fake
I used to believe in Dick when Elvis was alive But all the fuckin' bullshit got played I was five Years, oh, stay young, bold datin' Singin' 'Silent Night' recitin'
Now all I want for is my indo wreath I got my two front teeth, uncle Eazy be the Just spread me a leaf, kids don't cry When you out the Santa Claus is just a fuckin' lie
On the day of Christmas My homeboys to me three pounds of indo Two of cocaine And a muthafuckin' K
Eazy-E, oh, Show us how you those bitches I saw mommy Eazy-E Close the door little I'm gettin' these I'm a tell my daddy if ya ass stop
I give a fuck I'm christmas caught Ho, ho, ho, and I go Oh, Nick got a dick like a ho Well, this [unverified] Shut the up, bitches And go back to
Yo, black, what you for Christmas? Yo, black I want a job corn on the cob But a nigga will eat chicken And chitlens, watermelon, corn bread and food
Whos climbin' in my window, up indo My and high make a high know Yo, black, you want for Christmas? Y, black I want cash So I can buy some indo, chronic and some hash
A rump, pa, pump, A rump, pa, pump,
Merry Christmas Merry muthafuckin' muthafuckin' Christmas And a fucked up new year And have a up new year And have a up new year And have a fucked up new
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And all went to prison And lived fucked up ever after The end