Come on over And your uncle Dolamite a kiss Well, you want baby?
you tell me a story? You want me to you a story? Hell, Me too
Yes, I'ma tell you a story the bad ass Eazy-E He was drinkin' and gin at the age of three and listen well, he's a bad muthafucka
Gimme goddamn book Here let me you this one, Christmas in Compton It was a silent night, yes, a holy Until Mr. Claus turned into muthafuckin', right?
the halls with balls of holy Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la 'Tis the to be jolly
Christmas, muthafucka Merry muthafuckin' and a ho, ho, ho I'm ridin' that cot under the missile toe Now through the snow
In a candy top 6-4, over the hills I go Laughin' at hoe, nuts on rich and rings Makin' me feel right, oh, fun it is to know That I'm gonna get this tonight
So ring bells, ring them bells takin' it all the way, oh what fun it is To watch her my dick this way Hey, them bells, ring them bells
Shes takin' it all the way, oh, fun it is to nut While she's my dick, oh, yay 'Tis the season to get busy, Compton lick And I'm smokin' on stick
Ho, ho, ho, come sit on my I'm lap and tell me you want for Christmas, ho, ho
I a slay ride, a CD player A fifty rum, and I'm gonna cum A VCR [unverified] some flicks Rudolph, the red nose
like a everlastin' gobstopper poppa, I dig a ho Crack a by the nuts, oh [Unverified] in tha snow
I him drop to his knees Yeah, you what's up I here's some candy canes, eat 'em up [Unverified] with a condom in a tree
All I for Christmas is my two front teeth My two teeth, my two front teeth All I want for Christmas is my two front Yo, where's ya rhyme, tell me Buck
Wheat is a waskal, that's no Christmas And all the toys, boys and girls, ya wishes I got happy over joy in this No indo under my tree, so be a sucka
[Unverified] I was young, I was the only kid Who had guts to be good ole hearin' on the East I'd awake just to let America know That was a fake
I used to believe in Saint Dick when Elvis was But all the fuckin' bullshit got when I was five Years, oh, just stay young, bold Singin' 'Silent Night' Carolin'
Now all I want for Christmas is my wreath I got my two front teeth, uncle Eazy be the spread me a leaf, little kids don't cry When you find out the Santa is just a fuckin' lie
On the day of Christmas My homeboys gave to me three of indo Two birds of And a K bitch
Eazy-E, oh, us how you treat those bitches I saw mommy Eazy-E Close the door bitch I'm these draws I'm a tell my if ya ass don't stop
I give a fuck I'm christmas caught Ho, ho, ho, and I go Oh, Nick got a dick like a ho Well, this [unverified] Shut the up, bitches And go back to
Yo, black, you want for Christmas? Yo, I want a job [unverified] corn on the cob But a nigga will eat chicken And chitlens, watermelon, corn bread and food
Whos climbin' in my window, up indo My carin' and high a high know Yo, black, you want for Christmas? Y, black I want cash So I can buy indo, some chronic and some hash
A rump, pa, pump, A rump, pa, pump,
Merry Christmas Merry Christmas muthafuckin' Christmas And have a up new year And a fucked up new year And a fucked up new year And a fucked up new year
You
And they all went to And lived up lives ever after The end