Come on over And give your Dolamite a kiss Well, what you want
Would you tell me a You me to tell you a story? Hell, Me too
Yes, I'ma tell you a story About the bad ass He was drinkin' whisky and gin at the age of Listen and well, he's a bad muthafucka
that goddamn book Here let me read you this one, in Compton It was a silent night, yes, a holy Until Mr. Claus into Santa muthafuckin', right?
Deck the halls with of holy Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la 'Tis the to be jolly
Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas and a ho, ho, ho I'm ridin' that cot under the missile toe Now dashin' through the
In a right top 6-4, over the hills I go at this hoe, nuts on rich and rings Makin' me feel right, oh, what fun it is to That I'm gonna get pussy tonight
So ring bells, ring them bells She's it all the way, oh what fun it is To her suck my dick this way Hey, ring them bells, ring them
takin' it all the way, oh, what fun it is to nut While suckin' my dick, oh, yay 'Tis the to get busy, Compton crime lick And I'm smokin' on this
Ho, ho, ho, sit on my face I'm mean lap and me you want for Christmas, ho, ho
I a slay ride, a CD player A rum, [unverified] and I'm gonna cum A VCR some porno flicks Rudolph, the red nose
[Unverified] a everlastin' gobstopper poppa, I dig a ho Crack a by the nuts, oh [Unverified] in tha snow
I him drop to his knees Yeah, you what's up I said some candy canes, eat 'em up [Unverified] with a condom in a tree
All I want for Christmas is my two front My two front teeth, my two front All I want for Christmas is my two teeth Yo, where's ya rhyme, tell me Buck
Wheat is a waskal, that's no Christmas And all the toys, and girls, fuck ya wishes I got happy joy in this muthafucka No indo under my tree, so Santa be a
[Unverified] I was young, I was the only kid Who had guts to be good ole hearin' on the East I'd stay just to let America know That Santa was a
I used to believe in Saint Dick Elvis was alive But all the fuckin' bullshit got played I was five Years, oh, just stay young, bold Singin' 'Silent Night' Carolin'
Now all I want for Christmas is my wreath I got my two front teeth, Eazy be the [unverified] Just spread me a leaf, little kids cry you find out the Santa Claus is just a fuckin' lie
On the day of Christmas My homeboys to me three pounds of indo Two of cocaine And a K bitch
Eazy-E, oh, Show us how you those bitches I saw mommy Eazy-E the door little bitch I'm these draws I'm a my daddy if ya ass don't stop
I give a fuck I'm christmas caught Ho, ho, ho, and I go Oh, Saint got a dick like a ho Well, where's [unverified] the fuck up, bitches And go to sleep
Yo, black, what you want for Yo, black I want a job corn on the cob But a will eat them chicken And chitlens, watermelon, corn and some food
Whos climbin' in my window, up indo My carin' and high make a know Yo, black, you want for Christmas? Y, black I some cash So I can buy some indo, some and some hash
A rump, pa, pump, A rump, pa, pump,
muthafuckin' Christmas Merry muthafuckin' Merry muthafuckin' And a fucked up new year And have a up new year And have a fucked up new And have a up new year
You
And they all went to And lived fucked up ever after The end