Luyện nghe bài hát Merry Muthaf***in' Xmas

Come on over
And your uncle Dolamite a kiss
Well, what you baby?

Would you tell me a
You want me to you a story?
Hell,
Me too

Yes, Hunnie I'ma you a story
About the bad ass
He was drinkin' and gin at the age of three
and listen well, he's a bad muthafucka

Gimme goddamn book
Here let me read you one, Christmas in Compton
It was a silent night, yes, a holy
Until Mr. Claus turned Santa muthafuckin', right?

Deck the with balls of holy
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
'Tis the season to be

Christmas, muthafucka
Merry muthafuckin' and a ho, ho, ho
While I'm ridin' that cot the missile toe
Now through the snow

In a candy right top 6-4, over the I go
Laughin' at this hoe, nuts on rich and
Makin' me right, oh, what fun it is to know
That I'm gonna get pussy tonight

So ring them bells, ring them
She's takin' it all the way, oh fun it is
To watch her suck my this way
Hey, ring bells, ring them bells

Shes it all the way, oh, what fun it is to nut
While she's my dick, oh, yay
'Tis the season to get busy, Compton lick
And I'm smokin' on stick

Ho, ho, ho, sit on my face
I'm lap and tell me
What you for Christmas, ho, ho

I want a ride, a CD player
A fifty rum, and I'm gonna cum
A VCR [unverified] porno flicks
Rudolph, the red reindeer

[Unverified] like a gobstopper
poppa, I dig a ho
Crack a by the nuts, oh
[Unverified] fuckin' in tha

I made him drop to his
Yeah, you know up
I said some candy canes, eat 'em up
[Unverified] bonapatite a condom in a tree

All I want for is my two front teeth
My two front teeth, my two front
All I for Christmas is my two front teeth
Yo, ya rhyme, tell me Buck Wheat

Buck Wheat is a waskal, that's no
And all the toys, and girls, fuck ya wishes
I got happy over joy in muthafucka
No indo my tree, so Santa be a sucka

[Unverified] when I was young, I was the kid
Who had enough guts to be good ole on the East
I'd stay awake just to let America
Santa was a fake

I used to believe in Saint Dick when was alive
But all the fuckin' got played when I was five
Years, oh, stay young, bold datin'
Singin' 'Silent Carolin' recitin'

Now all I want for Christmas is my indo
I got my two teeth, uncle Eazy be the [unverified]
Just spread me a leaf, little don't cry
When you find out the Santa is just a fuckin' lie

On the day of Christmas
My homeboys gave to me pounds of indo
Two of cocaine
And a muthafuckin' K

Eazy-E, oh,
us how you treat those bitches
I saw mommy Eazy-E
Close the door little
I'm gettin' these
I'm a tell my daddy if ya ass don't

I don't a fuck
I'm christmas caught
Ho, ho, ho, and I go
Oh, Saint got a dick like a ho
Well, this [unverified]
the fuck up, bitches
And go back to

Yo, black, what you want for
Yo, black I a job [unverified] corn on the cob
But a nigga will eat chicken
And chitlens, watermelon, corn bread and food

Whos in my window, smokin' up indo
My carin' and high make a know
Yo, black, what you want for
Y, I want some cash
So I can buy some indo, some chronic and hash

A rump, pa, pump,
A rump, pa, pump,

Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
Merry muthafuckin'
And have a up new year
And a fucked up new year
And a fucked up new year
And have a up new year

You

And they all to prison
And lived fucked up lives after
The end