Come on over And give your uncle a kiss Well, what you want
you tell me a story? You want me to tell you a Hell, Me too
Yes, Hunnie I'ma tell you a the bad ass Eazy-E He was whisky and gin at the age of three Listen and well, he's a bad muthafucka
Gimme goddamn book Here let me read you this one, Christmas in It was a silent night, yes, a holy Until Mr. Claus turned Santa muthafuckin', right?
Deck the halls balls of holy Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la 'Tis the season to be
Merry Christmas, Merry muthafuckin' and a ho, ho, ho While I'm ridin' cot under the missile toe Now dashin' through the
In a candy top 6-4, over the hills I go Laughin' at this hoe, on rich and rings Makin' me feel right, oh, what fun it is to That I'm gonna get this pussy
So ring them bells, ring bells takin' it all the way, oh what fun it is To watch her suck my dick way Hey, ring them bells, ring them
Shes it all the way, oh, what fun it is to nut she's suckin' my dick, oh, yay 'Tis the season to get busy, Compton crime And I'm smokin' on this
Ho, ho, ho, come sit on my I'm lap and tell me What you for Christmas, ho, ho
I want a slay ride, a CD A fifty rum, [unverified] and I'm cum A VCR some porno flicks Rudolph, the red reindeer
like a everlastin' gobstopper poppa, I dig a ho Crack a by the nuts, oh [Unverified] in tha snow
I made him drop to his Yeah, you know up I said here's some canes, eat 'em up [Unverified] bonapatite with a condom in a
All I want for Christmas is my two teeth My two front teeth, my two teeth All I for Christmas is my two front teeth Yo, where's ya rhyme, tell me Wheat
Buck Wheat is a waskal, that's no And all the toys, and girls, fuck ya wishes I got happy over joy in this No indo under my tree, so Santa be a
[Unverified] I was young, I was the only kid Who had guts to be good ole hearin' on the East I'd stay just to let America know That was a fake
I used to believe in Saint when Elvis was alive But all the fuckin' bullshit got played when I was Years, oh, just stay young, datin' Singin' Night' Carolin' recitin'
Now all I want for Christmas is my wreath I got my two front teeth, Eazy be the [unverified] Just spread me a leaf, kids don't cry When you find out the Santa Claus is a fuckin' lie
On the day of Christmas My homeboys gave to me three of indo Two of cocaine And a muthafuckin' K
Eazy-E, oh, us how you treat those bitches I saw mommy Eazy-E the door little bitch I'm these draws I'm a tell my daddy if ya ass stop
I don't a fuck I'm gettin' christmas Ho, ho, ho, and I go Oh, Saint Nick got a dick a ho Well, where's [unverified] Shut the up, bitches And go back to
Yo, black, what you for Christmas? Yo, black I a job [unverified] corn on the cob But a will eat them chicken And chitlens, watermelon, corn bread and food
climbin' in my window, smokin' up indo My carin' and make a high know Yo, black, what you for Christmas? Y, black I want some So I can buy some indo, chronic and some hash
A rump, pa, pump, A rump, pa, pump,
Merry muthafuckin' Merry Christmas muthafuckin' Christmas And a fucked up new year And a fucked up new year And a fucked up new year And have a up new year
You
And they all went to And lived up lives ever after The end