Come on Hunnie And give your uncle a kiss Well, you want baby?
Would you me a story? You me to tell you a story? Hell, Me too
Yes, Hunnie I'ma you a story the bad ass Eazy-E He was drinkin' whisky and gin at the age of Listen and well, he's a bad muthafucka
Gimme that goddamn Here let me read you one, Christmas in Compton It was a silent night, yes, a holy Until Mr. Claus turned into muthafuckin', right?
Deck the halls balls of holy Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la 'Tis the season to be
Merry Christmas, muthafuckin' Christmas and a ho, ho, ho While I'm ridin' that cot the missile toe Now dashin' the snow
In a candy right top 6-4, the hills I go at this hoe, nuts on rich and rings Makin' me right, oh, what fun it is to know That I'm get this pussy tonight
So them bells, ring them bells takin' it all the way, oh what fun it is To watch her suck my this way Hey, them bells, ring them bells
Shes it all the way, oh, what fun it is to nut While suckin' my dick, oh, yay 'Tis the season to get busy, Compton lick And I'm on this stick
Ho, ho, ho, sit on my face I'm mean lap and me What you for Christmas, ho, ho
I want a ride, a CD player A fifty rum, and I'm gonna cum A VCR [unverified] porno flicks Rudolph, the red reindeer
[Unverified] a everlastin' gobstopper poppa, I dig a ho Crack a by the nuts, oh fuckin' in tha snow
I made him to his knees Yeah, you what's up I said some candy canes, eat 'em up [Unverified] bonapatite with a condom in a
All I for Christmas is my two front teeth My two front teeth, my two teeth All I for Christmas is my two front teeth Yo, ya rhyme, tell me Buck Wheat
Wheat is a waskal, that's no Christmas And all the toys, boys and girls, fuck ya I got happy over joy in muthafucka No indo my tree, so Santa be a sucka
when I was young, I was the only kid Who had enough guts to be good ole on the East I'd awake just to let America know Santa was a fake
I used to in Saint Dick when Elvis was alive But all the fuckin' got played when I was five Years, oh, stay young, bold datin' Singin' 'Silent Carolin' recitin'
Now all I want for Christmas is my indo I got my two front teeth, Eazy be the [unverified] Just me a leaf, little kids don't cry When you find out the Santa Claus is a fuckin' lie
On the day of Christmas My homeboys gave to me pounds of indo Two birds of And a muthafuckin' K
Eazy-E, oh, Show us how you those bitches I saw fuckin' Eazy-E Close the door little I'm gettin' draws I'm a tell my daddy if ya ass stop
I give a fuck I'm christmas caught Ho, ho, ho, and I go Oh, Saint Nick got a dick a ho Well, this [unverified] the fuck up, bitches And go to sleep
Yo, black, what you for Christmas? Yo, black I want a job [unverified] on the cob But a nigga will eat them And chitlens, watermelon, corn bread and some
Whos climbin' in my window, up indo My carin' and make a high know Yo, black, what you for Christmas? Y, black I want cash So I can buy some indo, some chronic and hash
A rump, pa, pump, A rump, pa, pump,
Merry muthafuckin' muthafuckin' Christmas Merry Christmas And have a up new year And have a fucked up new And have a fucked up new And have a up new year
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And they all went to And lived fucked up lives ever The end