Luyện nghe bài hát Merry Muthaf***in' Xmas

Come on Hunnie
And give your uncle a kiss
Well, what you baby?

Would you tell me a
You me to tell you a story?
Hell,
Me too

Yes, I'ma tell you a story
About the bad ass
He was drinkin' whisky and gin at the age of
Listen and listen well, he's a bad

that goddamn book
Here let me read you one, Christmas in Compton
It was a silent night, yes, a night
Mr. Claus turned into Santa muthafuckin', right?

Deck the halls balls of holy
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
'Tis the to be jolly

Christmas, muthafucka
Merry Christmas and a ho, ho, ho
While I'm ridin' that cot the missile toe
Now dashin' the snow

In a candy right top 6-4, over the I go
at this hoe, nuts on rich and rings
Makin' me right, oh, what fun it is to know
That I'm gonna get this pussy

So ring them bells, them bells
takin' it all the way, oh what fun it is
To watch her suck my dick way
Hey, ring bells, ring them bells

takin' it all the way, oh, what fun it is to nut
While she's my dick, oh, yay
the season to get busy, Compton crime lick
And I'm on this stick

Ho, ho, ho, come sit on my
I'm lap and tell me
What you for Christmas, ho, ho

I a slay ride, a CD player
A rum, [unverified] and I'm gonna cum
A VCR [unverified] some porno
Rudolph, the red nose

like a everlastin' gobstopper
poppa, I dig a ho
Crack a by the nuts, oh
fuckin' in tha snow

I made him drop to his
Yeah, you what's up
I said here's some canes, eat 'em up
bonapatite with a condom in a tree

All I for Christmas is my two front teeth
My two front teeth, my two front
All I want for is my two front teeth
Yo, where's ya rhyme, tell me Wheat

Buck Wheat is a waskal, that's no
And all the toys, and girls, fuck ya wishes
I got happy joy in this muthafucka
No indo my tree, so Santa be a sucka

when I was young, I was the only kid
Who had guts to be good ole hearin' on the East
I'd stay just to let America know
Santa was a fake

I to believe in Saint Dick when Elvis was alive
But all the fuckin' bullshit got played when I was
Years, oh, just stay young, bold
'Silent Night' Carolin' recitin'

Now all I want for is my indo wreath
I got my two front teeth, uncle be the [unverified]
Just spread me a leaf, kids don't cry
When you find out the Claus is just a fuckin' lie

On the third day of
My homeboys gave to me three of indo
Two birds of
And a muthafuckin' K

Eazy-E, oh,
us how you treat those bitches
I saw mommy Eazy-E
Close the door bitch
I'm gettin' these
I'm a tell my daddy if ya ass don't

I don't give a
I'm gettin' christmas
Ho, ho, ho, and I go
Oh, Saint Nick got a dick a ho
Well, where's this
Shut the fuck up,
And go to sleep

Yo, black, you want for Christmas?
Yo, black I want a job [unverified] on the cob
But a will eat them chicken
And chitlens, watermelon, corn bread and food

Whos climbin' in my window, up indo
My carin' and high make a know
Yo, black, what you want for
Y, black I want cash
So I can buy indo, some chronic and some hash

A rump, pa, pump,
A rump, pa, pump,

Merry muthafuckin'
Merry muthafuckin'
muthafuckin' Christmas
And a fucked up new year
And have a up new year
And have a up new year
And have a up new year

You

And all went to prison
And lived fucked up lives ever
The end