Come on over And your uncle Dolamite a kiss Well, what you want
you tell me a story? You me to tell you a story? Hell, Me too
Yes, Hunnie I'ma you a story About the bad ass He was drinkin' whisky and gin at the age of and listen well, he's a bad muthafucka
Gimme goddamn book Here let me read you this one, Christmas in It was a silent night, yes, a holy Until Mr. Claus into Santa muthafuckin', right?
Deck the halls with balls of Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la 'Tis the season to be
Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas and a ho, ho, ho While I'm that cot under the missile toe Now dashin' through the
In a candy right top 6-4, the hills I go Laughin' at this hoe, nuts on and rings Makin' me right, oh, what fun it is to know That I'm gonna get this tonight
So ring them bells, ring them She's takin' it all the way, oh fun it is To watch her suck my this way Hey, ring bells, ring them bells
Shes it all the way, oh, what fun it is to nut she's suckin' my dick, oh, yay 'Tis the season to get busy, Compton lick And I'm smokin' on stick
Ho, ho, ho, come sit on my I'm lap and tell me What you for Christmas, ho, ho
I a slay ride, a CD player A fifty rum, [unverified] and I'm cum A VCR [unverified] porno flicks Rudolph, the red reindeer
like a everlastin' gobstopper poppa, I dig a ho Crack a by the nuts, oh [Unverified] in tha snow
I made him drop to his Yeah, you know up I here's some candy canes, eat 'em up [Unverified] bonapatite with a condom in a
All I want for Christmas is my two front My two front teeth, my two teeth All I want for Christmas is my two front Yo, where's ya rhyme, tell me Wheat
Buck Wheat is a waskal, no Christmas And all the toys, and girls, fuck ya wishes I got happy over joy in muthafucka No under my tree, so Santa be a sucka
[Unverified] when I was young, I was the kid Who had guts to be good ole hearin' on the East I'd stay just to let America know That Santa was a
I used to believe in Saint Dick Elvis was alive But all the bullshit got played when I was five Years, oh, just stay young, datin' 'Silent Night' Carolin' recitin'
Now all I want for Christmas is my indo I got my two front teeth, uncle Eazy be the Just spread me a leaf, little kids cry When you find out the Santa Claus is a fuckin' lie
On the day of Christmas My homeboys gave to me three of indo Two birds of And a K bitch
Eazy-E, oh, Show us how you treat bitches I saw mommy fuckin' the door little bitch I'm gettin' these I'm a tell my daddy if ya ass stop
I don't a fuck I'm gettin' caught Ho, ho, ho, and I go Oh, Nick got a dick like a ho Well, where's [unverified] Shut the up, bitches And go back to
Yo, black, you want for Christmas? Yo, black I want a job [unverified] on the cob But a nigga will eat them And chitlens, watermelon, corn bread and food
climbin' in my window, smokin' up indo My carin' and high a high know Yo, black, what you for Christmas? Y, black I want cash So I can buy some indo, some chronic and some
A rump, pa, pump, A rump, pa, pump,
Merry muthafuckin' Merry muthafuckin' Merry muthafuckin' And a fucked up new year And have a up new year And a fucked up new year And have a up new year
You
And they all to prison And lived fucked up lives after The end