Come on Hunnie And give uncle Dolamite a kiss Well, what you want
Would you me a story? You want me to you a story? Hell, Me too
Yes, Hunnie I'ma you a story the bad ass Eazy-E He was whisky and gin at the age of three Listen and well, he's a bad muthafucka
Gimme that book let me read you this one, Christmas in Compton It was a silent night, yes, a night Until Mr. Claus into Santa muthafuckin', right?
Deck the with balls of holy Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la the season to be jolly
Merry Christmas, muthafuckin' Christmas and a ho, ho, ho While I'm ridin' that cot the missile toe Now through the snow
In a candy right top 6-4, the hills I go Laughin' at hoe, nuts on rich and rings Makin' me feel right, oh, what fun it is to That I'm gonna get this pussy
So ring them bells, ring bells She's it all the way, oh what fun it is To watch her my dick this way Hey, ring bells, ring them bells
Shes it all the way, oh, what fun it is to nut While suckin' my dick, oh, yay 'Tis the season to get busy, crime lick And I'm smokin' on this
Ho, ho, ho, come sit on my I'm mean lap and me What you for Christmas, ho, ho
I want a slay ride, a CD A fifty rum, [unverified] and I'm cum A VCR [unverified] some flicks Rudolph, the red reindeer
[Unverified] a everlastin' gobstopper poppa, I dig a ho Crack a by the nuts, oh fuckin' in tha snow
I made him to his knees Yeah, you know up I said here's some canes, eat 'em up [Unverified] bonapatite a condom in a tree
All I want for Christmas is my two teeth My two front teeth, my two teeth All I want for Christmas is my two teeth Yo, where's ya rhyme, tell me Buck
Buck Wheat is a waskal, no Christmas And all the toys, boys and girls, fuck ya I got happy over joy in this No indo my tree, so Santa be a sucka
[Unverified] I was young, I was the only kid Who had enough guts to be good ole hearin' on the I'd stay awake to let America know That was a fake
I used to believe in Saint when Elvis was alive But all the fuckin' bullshit got played I was five Years, oh, just stay young, datin' Singin' Night' Carolin' recitin'
Now all I want for Christmas is my wreath I got my two front teeth, uncle be the [unverified] spread me a leaf, little kids don't cry When you find out the Santa is just a fuckin' lie
On the third day of My gave to me three pounds of indo Two of cocaine And a K bitch
Eazy-E, oh, us how you treat those bitches I saw mommy fuckin' Close the door bitch I'm these draws I'm a tell my daddy if ya ass stop
I don't a fuck I'm gettin' caught Ho, ho, ho, and I go Oh, Nick got a dick like a ho Well, this [unverified] Shut the fuck up, And go to sleep
Yo, black, you want for Christmas? Yo, black I want a job [unverified] on the cob But a nigga eat them chicken And chitlens, watermelon, bread and some food
Whos climbin' in my window, up indo My carin' and high make a know Yo, black, you want for Christmas? Y, I want some cash So I can buy some indo, chronic and some hash
A rump, pa, pump, A rump, pa, pump,
muthafuckin' Christmas Merry Christmas Merry Christmas And have a up new year And a fucked up new year And a fucked up new year And have a up new year
You
And they all went to And lived fucked up lives ever The end