Come on over And your uncle Dolamite a kiss Well, what you baby?
you tell me a story? You want me to tell you a Hell, Me too
Yes, I'ma tell you a story the bad ass Eazy-E He was drinkin' whisky and gin at the age of Listen and listen well, he's a bad
Gimme goddamn book Here let me read you one, Christmas in Compton It was a silent night, yes, a night Until Mr. Claus turned into Santa muthafuckin',
the halls with balls of holy Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la 'Tis the to be jolly
Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas and a ho, ho, ho While I'm ridin' that cot the missile toe Now through the snow
In a candy right top 6-4, the hills I go at this hoe, nuts on rich and rings Makin' me feel right, oh, fun it is to know That I'm gonna get this tonight
So ring bells, ring them bells She's it all the way, oh what fun it is To watch her suck my this way Hey, ring them bells, ring them
takin' it all the way, oh, what fun it is to nut While suckin' my dick, oh, yay 'Tis the to get busy, Compton crime lick And I'm smokin' on this
Ho, ho, ho, come sit on my I'm mean lap and me What you for Christmas, ho, ho
I want a slay ride, a CD A rum, [unverified] and I'm gonna cum A VCR [unverified] some flicks Rudolph, the red nose
[Unverified] like a everlastin' poppa, I dig a ho Crack a by the nuts, oh [Unverified] in tha snow
I him drop to his knees Yeah, you what's up I here's some candy canes, eat 'em up [Unverified] bonapatite with a in a tree
All I want for is my two front teeth My two front teeth, my two front All I want for Christmas is my two front Yo, where's ya rhyme, tell me Buck
Buck is a waskal, that's no Christmas And all the toys, boys and girls, fuck ya I got over joy in this muthafucka No indo under my tree, so Santa be a
[Unverified] when I was young, I was the kid Who had guts to be good ole hearin' on the East I'd stay awake just to let America Santa was a fake
I used to believe in Saint Dick when Elvis was But all the fuckin' got played when I was five Years, oh, just stay young, datin' Singin' 'Silent Night' recitin'
Now all I want for is my indo wreath I got my two front teeth, Eazy be the [unverified] Just spread me a leaf, little don't cry you find out the Santa Claus is just a fuckin' lie
On the third day of My homeboys gave to me pounds of indo Two birds of And a muthafuckin' K
Eazy-E, oh, us how you treat those bitches I saw mommy Eazy-E Close the door little I'm gettin' these I'm a tell my if ya ass don't stop
I give a fuck I'm gettin' christmas Ho, ho, ho, and I go Oh, Saint Nick got a like a ho Well, where's this the fuck up, bitches And go back to
Yo, black, what you for Christmas? Yo, black I want a job [unverified] on the cob But a nigga will eat them And chitlens, watermelon, corn bread and food
Whos in my window, smokin' up indo My carin' and make a high know Yo, black, what you want for Y, black I want cash So I can buy some indo, some chronic and some
A rump, pa, pump, A rump, pa, pump,
Merry Christmas muthafuckin' Christmas Merry muthafuckin' And have a fucked up new And have a fucked up new And have a fucked up new And a fucked up new year
You
And they all to prison And lived fucked up ever after The end