Come on Hunnie And give your uncle Dolamite a Well, you want baby?
Would you me a story? You me to tell you a story? Hell, Me too
Yes, I'ma tell you a story the bad ass Eazy-E He was drinkin' and gin at the age of three and listen well, he's a bad muthafucka
Gimme goddamn book Here let me read you one, Christmas in Compton It was a night, yes, a holy night Mr. Claus turned into Santa muthafuckin', right?
Deck the halls balls of holy Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la the season to be jolly
Merry Christmas, muthafuckin' Christmas and a ho, ho, ho While I'm ridin' that cot under the toe Now dashin' through the
In a right top 6-4, over the hills I go Laughin' at hoe, nuts on rich and rings Makin' me feel right, oh, what fun it is to That I'm get this pussy tonight
So ring them bells, them bells She's it all the way, oh what fun it is To watch her my dick this way Hey, ring them bells, ring them
Shes it all the way, oh, what fun it is to nut she's suckin' my dick, oh, yay 'Tis the season to get busy, crime lick And I'm on this stick
Ho, ho, ho, come sit on my I'm lap and tell me you want for Christmas, ho, ho
I a slay ride, a CD player A rum, [unverified] and I'm gonna cum A VCR [unverified] porno flicks Rudolph, the red nose
[Unverified] a everlastin' gobstopper poppa, I dig a ho Crack a by the nuts, oh [Unverified] in tha snow
I him drop to his knees Yeah, you know up I said some candy canes, eat 'em up [Unverified] with a condom in a tree
All I for Christmas is my two front teeth My two front teeth, my two front All I want for Christmas is my two front Yo, ya rhyme, tell me Buck Wheat
Wheat is a waskal, that's no Christmas And all the toys, boys and girls, fuck ya I got happy joy in this muthafucka No indo under my tree, so Santa be a
when I was young, I was the only kid Who had enough to be good ole hearin' on the East I'd stay awake just to let know Santa was a fake
I used to believe in Saint Dick when was alive But all the fuckin' got played when I was five Years, oh, stay young, bold datin' Singin' 'Silent Night' recitin'
Now all I for Christmas is my indo wreath I got my two teeth, uncle Eazy be the [unverified] spread me a leaf, little kids don't cry When you out the Santa Claus is just a fuckin' lie
On the third day of My homeboys gave to me three of indo Two birds of And a muthafuckin' K
Eazy-E, oh, us how you treat those bitches I saw mommy Eazy-E Close the little bitch I'm gettin' draws I'm a my daddy if ya ass don't stop
I don't give a I'm gettin' christmas Ho, ho, ho, and I go Oh, Saint got a dick like a ho Well, where's [unverified] Shut the up, bitches And go to sleep
Yo, black, what you want for Yo, I want a job [unverified] corn on the cob But a nigga will eat them And chitlens, watermelon, corn and some food
Whos climbin' in my window, up indo My and high make a high know Yo, black, what you want for Y, black I want cash So I can buy some indo, some chronic and some
A rump, pa, pump, A rump, pa, pump,
muthafuckin' Christmas Merry muthafuckin' Merry muthafuckin' And a fucked up new year And have a up new year And have a fucked up new And have a up new year
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And all went to prison And lived fucked up lives after The end