Luyện nghe bài hát Merry Muthaf***in' Xmas

Come on over
And give uncle Dolamite a kiss
Well, you want baby?

you tell me a story?
You want me to tell you a
Hell,
Me too

Yes, Hunnie I'ma you a story
the bad ass Eazy-E
He was drinkin' whisky and gin at the age of
Listen and listen well, a bad muthafucka

Gimme that book
let me read you this one, Christmas in Compton
It was a silent night, yes, a holy
Until Mr. Claus turned Santa muthafuckin', right?

the halls with balls of holy
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
'Tis the season to be

Christmas, muthafucka
Merry Christmas and a ho, ho, ho
While I'm ridin' that cot the missile toe
Now through the snow

In a candy top 6-4, over the hills I go
Laughin' at this hoe, nuts on and rings
Makin' me feel right, oh, what fun it is to
That I'm gonna get this pussy

So ring them bells, ring bells
She's it all the way, oh what fun it is
To watch her suck my dick way
Hey, them bells, ring them bells

Shes it all the way, oh, what fun it is to nut
While suckin' my dick, oh, yay
'Tis the season to get busy, crime lick
And I'm smokin' on stick

Ho, ho, ho, sit on my face
I'm mean lap and me
you want for Christmas, ho, ho

I a slay ride, a CD player
A fifty rum, [unverified] and I'm cum
A VCR [unverified] porno flicks
Rudolph, the red reindeer

[Unverified] a everlastin' gobstopper
poppa, I dig a ho
Crack a by the nuts, oh
[Unverified] in tha snow

I made him to his knees
Yeah, you know up
I said here's candy canes, eat 'em up
bonapatite with a condom in a tree

All I for Christmas is my two front teeth
My two teeth, my two front teeth
All I for Christmas is my two front teeth
Yo, ya rhyme, tell me Buck Wheat

Buck Wheat is a waskal, that's no
And all the toys, boys and girls, ya wishes
I got happy joy in this muthafucka
No indo under my tree, so Santa be a

[Unverified] when I was young, I was the kid
Who had enough to be good ole hearin' on the East
I'd stay awake just to let America
That Santa was a

I to believe in Saint Dick when Elvis was alive
But all the fuckin' bullshit got played when I was
Years, oh, just stay young, datin'
Singin' 'Silent Night' recitin'

Now all I want for Christmas is my indo
I got my two front teeth, uncle be the [unverified]
Just spread me a leaf, little kids cry
When you find out the Claus is just a fuckin' lie

On the third day of
My gave to me three pounds of indo
Two of cocaine
And a muthafuckin' K

Eazy-E, oh,
Show us how you those bitches
I saw mommy Eazy-E
Close the door bitch
I'm gettin' these
I'm a tell my daddy if ya ass don't

I don't a fuck
I'm gettin' caught
Ho, ho, ho, and I go
Oh, Saint Nick got a like a ho
Well, this [unverified]
the fuck up, bitches
And go back to

Yo, black, you want for Christmas?
Yo, black I want a job [unverified] on the cob
But a nigga eat them chicken
And chitlens, watermelon, bread and some food

climbin' in my window, smokin' up indo
My carin' and make a high know
Yo, black, what you want for
Y, I want some cash
So I can buy some indo, chronic and some hash

A rump, pa, pump,
A rump, pa, pump,

Merry muthafuckin'
muthafuckin' Christmas
Merry Christmas
And have a fucked up new
And have a up new year
And a fucked up new year
And a fucked up new year

You

And they all to prison
And fucked up lives ever after
The end