Come on over And your uncle Dolamite a kiss Well, what you want
Would you tell me a You want me to tell you a Hell, Me too
Yes, I'ma tell you a story the bad ass Eazy-E He was drinkin' and gin at the age of three and listen well, he's a bad muthafucka
Gimme that book Here let me you this one, Christmas in Compton It was a night, yes, a holy night Until Mr. Claus turned Santa muthafuckin', right?
the halls with balls of holy Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la 'Tis the season to be
Merry Christmas, Merry muthafuckin' and a ho, ho, ho While I'm ridin' that cot the missile toe Now dashin' the snow
In a right top 6-4, over the hills I go Laughin' at this hoe, nuts on and rings Makin' me right, oh, what fun it is to know That I'm get this pussy tonight
So ring bells, ring them bells takin' it all the way, oh what fun it is To watch her my dick this way Hey, ring them bells, them bells
takin' it all the way, oh, what fun it is to nut While suckin' my dick, oh, yay the season to get busy, Compton crime lick And I'm on this stick
Ho, ho, ho, sit on my face I'm mean lap and me What you for Christmas, ho, ho
I a slay ride, a CD player A fifty rum, [unverified] and I'm cum A VCR [unverified] some flicks Rudolph, the red reindeer
[Unverified] like a everlastin' poppa, I dig a ho Crack a by the nuts, oh fuckin' in tha snow
I made him drop to his Yeah, you know up I said some candy canes, eat 'em up bonapatite with a condom in a tree
All I want for is my two front teeth My two front teeth, my two teeth All I want for Christmas is my two teeth Yo, where's ya rhyme, tell me Wheat
Buck Wheat is a waskal, no Christmas And all the toys, boys and girls, ya wishes I got happy joy in this muthafucka No indo under my tree, so Santa be a
[Unverified] when I was young, I was the kid Who had guts to be good ole hearin' on the East I'd stay just to let America know Santa was a fake
I used to believe in Saint Dick when Elvis was But all the bullshit got played when I was five Years, oh, just young, bold datin' Singin' 'Silent Carolin' recitin'
Now all I for Christmas is my indo wreath I got my two teeth, uncle Eazy be the [unverified] Just spread me a leaf, little kids cry When you find out the Santa is just a fuckin' lie
On the day of Christmas My homeboys gave to me pounds of indo Two birds of And a muthafuckin' K
Eazy-E, oh, Show us how you those bitches I saw mommy fuckin' Close the little bitch I'm these draws I'm a tell my daddy if ya ass stop
I don't a fuck I'm christmas caught Ho, ho, ho, and I go Oh, Saint Nick got a like a ho Well, this [unverified] Shut the fuck up, And go to sleep
Yo, black, what you want for Yo, black I want a job [unverified] on the cob But a nigga will eat chicken And chitlens, watermelon, bread and some food
Whos climbin' in my window, smokin' up My carin' and high make a high Yo, black, what you for Christmas? Y, I want some cash So I can buy some indo, chronic and some hash
A rump, pa, pump, A rump, pa, pump,
Merry muthafuckin' muthafuckin' Christmas Merry Christmas And have a up new year And have a fucked up new And have a fucked up new And have a up new year
You
And they all to prison And lived up lives ever after The end