Luyện nghe bài hát Merry Christmas From The Whole Fam Damily

It was the before Christmas when all through the house
No furniture left standing, no TV or
Our aquarium, heck they even knocked over my Pet
MeMaw was flung 'cross the by her hair
By her sister Ethel who never fair

get ready to tumble
The children all and jumped off the beds
elbows and knees on each other's heads
And MaMaw wth her pan and Pa with his bat
half the room in ten seconds flat

The whole brawl began from an matter
Aunt Flo thought Eugene said, "She looks a whole lot fatter"
She him through the window he fell with a crash
Tore the gutters and busted his leg really bad

You ought to saw it
It looked like been in a motorcycle wreck
No kiddin', yeah, awful I couldn't turn to at it

See both sides of our family never gotten along
And every something always go wrong
You supposed to fight but spread joy in this season
But when they get the nog just look for a reason

In no at all everybody joined in
And right we squared off with our closest of kin
"It's a time for givin'" said Bill
As he a black eye to his brother-in-law, Phil

I heard somebody say, "It's the thought counts
And now I'm thinking about knocking your butt out"
Presents and fists flew all the room
And had some fancy moves with the broom

She took out three cousins and knocked the tree
And I ducked in time she swung out at me

It's my favorite of year
Dad always has too much
on the roof and hunts reindeer
Merry Christmas from the whole fam

Tie the on the dog
Save some shine for Santa
From all the in-laws and
Merry Christmas from the fam damily

I crawled to the phone, Lord, it seemed a mile
And called 911 we keep on speed dial
In a matter of minutes out the appeared
Flashing blue lights and the John Deere

Just then six men through the door
yelling, "Hey, it's us", some, "Get on the floor"
A stray punch from Grandpa the Sherrif's chin
And just for good he clocked him again

It all 6 cops to get Grandpa in cuffs
You know he feisty when he runs out of snuff
We all our fighting and cheered Grandpa on
Heck I thought he take them I guess I was wrong

As dragged him outside he yelled, "I've been framed"
He was kicking and screaming and calling them
"You **** You ****, let me go you
You donut stupid **** son of a ****"

We stood on the as did all our neighbours
Who always took interest in our family's
"Mind own business" we heard Grandma shout
And "We'll take back the presents and then come you out"

By now we'd what we'd been fighting for
We were battered and bruised but united once
Then we all joined hands and "Violent Night"
Night

And we heard exclaim as they drove off out of sight
"Merry to all, man that was a good fight"

Deck your neighbor, the halls
'Tis the for a brawl
From all of us to all of
Christmas from the whole fam damily
Merry from the whole fam damily
Christmas from the whole fam damily