Luyện nghe bài hát Merry Christmas From The Whole Fam Damily

It was the fight Christmas when all through the house
No furniture standing, no TV or couch
Our aquarium, heck they even over my Chia Pet
MeMaw was 'cross the room by her hair
By her sister Ethel who never fair

Let's get to tumble
The children all wrestled and off the beds
Dropping and knees on each other's heads
And MaMaw wth her pan and Pa with his bat
Cleared half the room in ten flat

The whole brawl began from an matter
When Aunt Flo thought said, "She looks a whole lot fatter"
She him through the window he fell with a crash
Tore down the gutters and busted his leg bad

You to have saw it
It looked he'd been in a motorcycle wreck
No kiddin', yeah, awful I couldn't to look at it

See sides of our family have never gotten along
And every holiday something go wrong
You ain't to fight but spread joy in this season
But when they get the nog they just for a reason

In no time at all joined in
And right there we squared off our closest of kin
"It's a time for givin'" Uncle Bill
As he a black eye to his brother-in-law, Phil

I heard somebody say, "It's the thought counts
And right now I'm thinking knocking your butt out"
Presents and flew all over the room
And NaNa had fancy moves with the broom

She out three cousins and knocked down the tree
And I ducked just in she swung out at me

It's my favorite of year
Dad always has too beer
Get's on the roof and hunts
Merry from the whole fam damily

Tie the on the dog
Save some shine for Claus
From all the and outlaws
Merry Christmas from the fam damily

I crawled to the phone, Lord, it seemed like a
And called 911 which we on speed dial
In a of minutes out the window appeared
Flashing blue and the Sherrif John Deere

Just then six men burst the door
Some yelling, "Hey, us", some, "Get on the floor"
A punch from Grandpa found the Sherrif's chin
And just for good he clocked him again

It all 6 cops to get Grandpa in cuffs
You know he feisty when he runs out of snuff
We all stopped our fighting and cheered on
Heck I thought he could take them I I was wrong

As dragged him outside he yelled, "I've been framed"
He was and screaming and calling them names
"You **** You ****, let me go you
You donut eatin stupid son of a ****"

We stood on the porch as did all our
Who always took interest in our family's
"Mind your own business" we Grandma shout
And "We'll take back the presents and then bail you out"

By now we'd forgotten what been fighting for
We battered and bruised but united once more
Then we all joined and sang "Violent Night"
Night

And we heard Grandpa exclaim as they off out of sight
"Merry to all, man that was a good fight"

Deck your neighbor, deck the
'Tis the for a brawl
all of us to all of y'all
Merry Christmas from the fam damily
Merry Christmas the whole fam damily
Merry Christmas the whole fam damily