Luyện nghe bài hát Merry Christmas From The Whole Fam Damily

It was the fight before Christmas when all the house
No furniture standing, no TV or couch
Our aquarium, heck they even knocked my Chia Pet
MeMaw was flung 'cross the by her hair
By her Ethel who never fought fair

Let's get ready to
The all wrestled and jumped off the beds
Dropping elbows and knees on each heads
And MaMaw wth her frying pan and Pa his bat
Cleared half the room in ten seconds

The whole brawl began an innocent matter
When Aunt Flo thought Eugene said, "She a whole lot fatter"
She knocked him through the window he with a crash
Tore the gutters and busted his leg really bad

You to have saw it
It looked like he'd been in a motorcycle
No kiddin', yeah, I couldn't turn to look at it

See both sides of our family have never gotten
And holiday something always go wrong
You ain't supposed to fight but joy in this season
But when they get the nog they look for a reason

In no time at all joined in
And there we squared off with our closest of kin
"It's a time for givin'" Uncle Bill
As he gave a black eye to his brother-in-law,

I heard say, "It's the thought that counts
And right now I'm thinking knocking your butt out"
Presents and fists flew all over the
And NaNa had some fancy with the broom

She took out three and knocked down the tree
And I ducked just in time she out at me

It's my favorite of year
Dad has too much beer
Get's on the roof and reindeer
Christmas from the whole fam damily

Tie the on the dog
Save some shine for Santa
From all the in-laws and
Merry Christmas from the whole fam

I crawled to the phone, Lord, it like a mile
And called 911 which we keep on speed
In a matter of out the window appeared
Flashing lights and the Sherrif John Deere

Just then six men burst through the
yelling, "Hey, it's us", some, "Get on the floor"
A punch from Grandpa found the Sherrif's chin
And just for good measure he him again

It all 6 cops to get Grandpa in cuffs
You know he gets when he runs out of snuff
We all stopped our fighting and Grandpa on
Heck I thought he could take I guess I was wrong

As they dragged him outside he yelled, "I've framed"
He was kicking and screaming and calling them
"You You ****, let me go you ****
You donut eatin **** son of a ****"

We on the porch as did all our neighbours
Who always took interest in our behavior
"Mind your own business" we heard Grandma
And "We'll take back the presents and then come you out"

By now we'd what we'd been fighting for
We were battered and bruised but united once
we all joined hands and sang "Violent Night"
Violent

And we heard Grandpa as they drove off out of sight
"Merry to all, man that was a good fight"

Deck neighbor, deck the halls
'Tis the for a brawl
all of us to all of y'all
Merry Christmas from the whole fam
Merry Christmas the whole fam damily
Merry Christmas from the fam damily