Luyện nghe bài hát Merry Christmas From The Whole Fam Damily

It was the fight before Christmas when all through the
No furniture left standing, no TV or
Our aquarium, heck they even knocked my Chia Pet
MeMaw was 'cross the room by her hair
By her sister Ethel who never fair

Let's get ready to
The children all wrestled and jumped off the
Dropping elbows and knees on other's heads
And MaMaw wth her frying pan and Pa his bat
Cleared half the room in ten seconds

The brawl began from an innocent matter
Aunt Flo thought Eugene said, "She looks a whole lot fatter"
She knocked him through the he fell with a crash
Tore down the gutters and busted his leg bad

You to have saw it
It like he'd been in a motorcycle wreck
No kiddin', yeah, I couldn't turn to look at it

See both sides of our family have never along
And every holiday always go wrong
You ain't supposed to fight but joy in this season
But when they get the nog they just look for a

In no at all everybody joined in
And right there we off with our closest of kin
"It's a time for givin'" said Bill
As he gave a eye to his brother-in-law, Phil

I somebody say, "It's the thought that counts
And right now I'm thinking about your butt out"
Presents and fists flew all over the
And NaNa had some moves with the broom

She took out three cousins and knocked the tree
And I just in time she swung out at me

It's my time of year
Dad always has too much
Get's on the roof and hunts
Merry from the whole fam damily

Tie the on the dog
Save some for Santa Claus
all the in-laws and outlaws
Merry Christmas the whole fam damily

I crawled to the phone, Lord, it seemed like a
And called 911 we keep on speed dial
In a matter of minutes out the window
Flashing blue lights and the John Deere

Just then six men through the door
Some yelling, "Hey, us", some, "Get on the floor"
A stray punch from Grandpa found the Sherrif's
And just for good measure he him again

It took all 6 cops to get in cuffs
You know he gets feisty he runs out of snuff
We all stopped our and cheered Grandpa on
Heck I thought he could them I guess I was wrong

As they dragged him outside he yelled, "I've framed"
He was kicking and and calling them names
"You **** You ****, let me go you
You donut eatin stupid son of a ****"

We stood on the porch as did all our
Who always interest in our family's behavior
"Mind your own business" we heard shout
And "We'll take back the presents and then bail you out"

By now we'd forgotten what we'd fighting for
We were battered and bruised but once more
Then we all hands and sang "Violent Night"
Violent

And we Grandpa exclaim as they drove off out of sight
"Merry to all, man that was a good fight"

your neighbor, deck the halls
'Tis the for a brawl
all of us to all of y'all
Merry Christmas from the whole fam
Merry from the whole fam damily
Merry Christmas from the fam damily