Luyện nghe bài hát Merry Christmas From The Whole Fam Damily

It was the fight before Christmas when all through the
No furniture standing, no TV or couch
Our aquarium, heck even knocked over my Chia Pet
MeMaw was flung the room by her hair
By her Ethel who never fought fair

Let's get to tumble
The children all wrestled and jumped off the
Dropping and knees on each other's heads
And MaMaw wth her frying pan and Pa his bat
Cleared half the room in ten flat

The brawl began from an innocent matter
When Aunt Flo thought said, "She looks a whole lot fatter"
She knocked him the window he fell with a crash
Tore down the gutters and his leg really bad

You to have saw it
It looked like been in a motorcycle wreck
No kiddin', yeah, awful I turn to look at it

See both sides of our family have gotten along
And holiday something always go wrong
You ain't supposed to fight but joy in this season
But when get the nog they just look for a reason

In no at all everybody joined in
And there we squared off with our closest of kin
"It's a time for givin'" Uncle Bill
As he a black eye to his brother-in-law, Phil

I heard somebody say, "It's the thought that
And right now I'm thinking about your butt out"
Presents and flew all over the room
And NaNa had some fancy moves with the

She took out three cousins and knocked the tree
And I ducked in time she swung out at me

It's my favorite of year
Dad always has too much
Get's on the and hunts reindeer
Merry Christmas from the whole fam

Tie the on the dog
Save shine for Santa Claus
From all the in-laws and
Merry Christmas from the whole fam

I crawled to the phone, Lord, it seemed a mile
And called 911 which we on speed dial
In a matter of out the window appeared
Flashing blue lights and the Sherrif John

then six men burst through the door
Some yelling, "Hey, us", some, "Get on the floor"
A stray punch from Grandpa the Sherrif's chin
And for good measure he clocked him again

It took all 6 to get Grandpa in cuffs
You he gets feisty when he runs out of snuff
We all stopped our fighting and Grandpa on
Heck I thought he could them I guess I was wrong

As they dragged him outside he yelled, "I've framed"
He was kicking and screaming and them names
"You **** You ****, let me go you
You eatin stupid **** son of a ****"

We stood on the porch as did all our
Who always took interest in our behavior
"Mind your own business" we heard shout
And "We'll take back the and then come bail you out"

By now we'd forgotten what been fighting for
We were and bruised but united once more
we all joined hands and sang "Violent Night"
Violent

And we heard Grandpa as they drove off out of sight
"Merry Christmas to all, man that was a fight"

Deck your neighbor, deck the
'Tis the for a brawl
From all of us to all of
Merry Christmas from the whole fam
Christmas from the whole fam damily
Merry Christmas the whole fam damily