Luyện nghe bài hát Merry Christmas From The Whole Fam Damily

It was the fight before when all through the house
No furniture left standing, no TV or
Our aquarium, heck even knocked over my Chia Pet
was flung 'cross the room by her hair
By her sister Ethel who never fought

get ready to tumble
The children all and jumped off the beds
Dropping elbows and on each other's heads
And wth her frying pan and Pa with his bat
Cleared the room in ten seconds flat

The whole brawl began from an matter
When Aunt Flo thought Eugene said, "She looks a lot fatter"
She knocked him the window he fell with a crash
Tore down the and busted his leg really bad

You to have saw it
It looked he'd been in a motorcycle wreck
No kiddin', yeah, awful I couldn't turn to at it

See both sides of our family have gotten along
And every something always go wrong
You ain't supposed to fight but spread joy in this
But when they get the nog they look for a reason

In no at all everybody joined in
And right there we squared off with our of kin
"It's a for givin'" said Uncle Bill
As he gave a black eye to his brother-in-law,

I heard somebody say, "It's the thought that
And right now I'm thinking about your butt out"
Presents and fists all over the room
And NaNa had some fancy with the broom

She took out three cousins and down the tree
And I ducked in time she swung out at me

It's my time of year
Dad always has too beer
Get's on the and hunts reindeer
Merry Christmas the whole fam damily

Tie the on the dog
some shine for Santa Claus
From all the in-laws and
Merry from the whole fam damily

I crawled to the phone, Lord, it seemed a mile
And called 911 which we keep on dial
In a matter of minutes out the appeared
Flashing blue lights and the Sherrif Deere

Just then six men burst through the
yelling, "Hey, it's us", some, "Get on the floor"
A stray punch from found the Sherrif's chin
And just for measure he clocked him again

It took all 6 cops to get in cuffs
You know he feisty when he runs out of snuff
We all our fighting and cheered Grandpa on
Heck I thought he take them I guess I was wrong

As they dragged him he yelled, "I've been framed"
He was kicking and and calling them names
"You **** You ****, let me go you
You donut stupid **** son of a ****"

We stood on the porch as did all our
Who always interest in our family's behavior
"Mind your own business" we heard shout
And "We'll take back the presents and then come you out"

By now we'd forgotten we'd been fighting for
We were battered and bruised but united once
Then we all hands and sang "Violent Night"
Violent

And we heard Grandpa exclaim as they drove off out of
"Merry Christmas to all, man that was a fight"

your neighbor, deck the halls
'Tis the season for a
all of us to all of y'all
Merry Christmas from the fam damily
Merry from the whole fam damily
Merry Christmas the whole fam damily