Luyện nghe bài hát Merry Christmas From The Whole Fam Damily

It was the fight before Christmas when all through the
No left standing, no TV or couch
Our aquarium, heck even knocked over my Chia Pet
MeMaw was 'cross the room by her hair
By her sister Ethel who never fair

get ready to tumble
The children all wrestled and jumped off the
elbows and knees on each other's heads
And MaMaw wth her pan and Pa with his bat
Cleared half the room in ten seconds

The whole brawl began from an matter
When Aunt Flo thought said, "She looks a whole lot fatter"
She knocked him through the window he fell a crash
Tore down the and busted his leg really bad

You ought to saw it
It looked like he'd been in a motorcycle
No kiddin', yeah, I couldn't turn to look at it

See both sides of our family never gotten along
And holiday something always go wrong
You supposed to fight but spread joy in this season
But when get the nog they just look for a reason

In no at all everybody joined in
And right there we squared off our closest of kin
"It's a time for givin'" said Bill
As he gave a eye to his brother-in-law, Phil

I heard somebody say, "It's the thought counts
And right now I'm about knocking your butt out"
Presents and flew all over the room
And NaNa had some fancy moves with the

She took out three and knocked down the tree
And I just in time she swung out at me

my favorite time of year
Dad has too much beer
Get's on the and hunts reindeer
Merry from the whole fam damily

Tie the on the dog
some shine for Santa Claus
From all the in-laws and
Christmas from the whole fam damily

I crawled to the phone, Lord, it seemed a mile
And called 911 which we keep on dial
In a matter of minutes out the window
Flashing blue lights and the Sherrif John

Just then six men burst through the
yelling, "Hey, it's us", some, "Get on the floor"
A stray punch from found the Sherrif's chin
And just for good he clocked him again

It took all 6 cops to get Grandpa in
You know he gets feisty when he runs out of
We all stopped our fighting and Grandpa on
Heck I thought he could take them I I was wrong

As they him outside he yelled, "I've been framed"
He was and screaming and calling them names
"You **** You ****, let me go you
You donut stupid **** son of a ****"

We on the porch as did all our neighbours
Who always took interest in our family's
"Mind your own business" we heard Grandma
And "We'll take back the presents and then come you out"

By now we'd forgotten we'd been fighting for
We were battered and bruised but united once
Then we all hands and sang "Violent Night"
Night

And we heard Grandpa as they drove off out of sight
"Merry Christmas to all, man that was a fight"

Deck neighbor, deck the halls
the season for a brawl
From all of us to all of
Merry Christmas from the fam damily
Merry Christmas the whole fam damily
Christmas from the whole fam damily