Luyện nghe bài hát Merry Christmas From The Whole Fam Damily

It was the fight before Christmas when all through the
No left standing, no TV or couch
Our aquarium, heck they knocked over my Chia Pet
MeMaw was flung 'cross the by her hair
By her sister Ethel who never fought

get ready to tumble
The children all wrestled and jumped off the
Dropping elbows and knees on other's heads
And MaMaw wth her pan and Pa with his bat
Cleared half the in ten seconds flat

The whole brawl began from an innocent
Aunt Flo thought Eugene said, "She looks a whole lot fatter"
She knocked him the window he fell with a crash
Tore down the gutters and his leg really bad

You to have saw it
It looked he'd been in a motorcycle wreck
No kiddin', yeah, awful I couldn't turn to at it

See sides of our family have never gotten along
And every holiday always go wrong
You ain't supposed to fight but spread joy in this
But when they get the nog they just look for a

In no time at all everybody in
And right we squared off with our closest of kin
"It's a for givin'" said Uncle Bill
As he gave a black eye to his brother-in-law,

I heard somebody say, "It's the that counts
And right now I'm thinking about knocking your out"
Presents and fists all over the room
And NaNa had fancy moves with the broom

She took out cousins and knocked down the tree
And I ducked in time she swung out at me

my favorite time of year
Dad has too much beer
Get's on the and hunts reindeer
Merry Christmas from the whole fam

Tie the on the dog
some shine for Santa Claus
From all the in-laws and
Christmas from the whole fam damily

I crawled to the phone, Lord, it like a mile
And called 911 which we keep on dial
In a matter of out the window appeared
Flashing lights and the Sherrif John Deere

Just then six men through the door
Some yelling, "Hey, us", some, "Get on the floor"
A stray from Grandpa found the Sherrif's chin
And for good measure he clocked him again

It took all 6 cops to get in cuffs
You know he feisty when he runs out of snuff
We all stopped our fighting and Grandpa on
Heck I thought he could them I guess I was wrong

As dragged him outside he yelled, "I've been framed"
He was kicking and screaming and calling them
"You You ****, let me go you ****
You donut eatin stupid son of a ****"

We stood on the as did all our neighbours
Who always took interest in our family's
"Mind your own business" we heard shout
And "We'll take back the presents and come bail you out"

By now we'd forgotten what we'd been for
We were battered and bruised but united once
Then we all hands and sang "Violent Night"
Violent

And we heard Grandpa exclaim as drove off out of sight
"Merry to all, man that was a good fight"

your neighbor, deck the halls
'Tis the for a brawl
all of us to all of y'all
Merry from the whole fam damily
Merry Christmas the whole fam damily
Merry Christmas from the whole fam