Luyện nghe bài hát Merry Christmas From The Whole Fam Damily

It was the fight Christmas when all through the house
No left standing, no TV or couch
Our aquarium, heck they even knocked my Chia Pet
MeMaw was 'cross the room by her hair
By her sister who never fought fair

Let's get to tumble
The all wrestled and jumped off the beds
Dropping and knees on each other's heads
And MaMaw wth her pan and Pa with his bat
Cleared half the in ten seconds flat

The whole began from an innocent matter
When Flo thought Eugene said, "She looks a whole lot fatter"
She knocked him through the window he fell a crash
down the gutters and busted his leg really bad

You to have saw it
It looked he'd been in a motorcycle wreck
No kiddin', yeah, awful I couldn't turn to at it

See sides of our family have never gotten along
And holiday something always go wrong
You ain't supposed to but spread joy in this season
But when get the nog they just look for a reason

In no time at all joined in
And right there we squared off our closest of kin
"It's a time for givin'" said Uncle
As he gave a eye to his brother-in-law, Phil

I heard somebody say, "It's the thought that
And right now I'm thinking about knocking butt out"
and fists flew all over the room
And NaNa had some fancy with the broom

She took out three cousins and down the tree
And I just in time she swung out at me

It's my favorite time of
Dad has too much beer
Get's on the roof and hunts
Merry Christmas the whole fam damily

Tie the on the dog
Save some shine for Santa
all the in-laws and outlaws
Merry from the whole fam damily

I crawled to the phone, Lord, it seemed a mile
And called 911 which we keep on speed
In a matter of minutes out the appeared
Flashing blue lights and the Sherrif John

then six men burst through the door
Some yelling, "Hey, us", some, "Get on the floor"
A punch from Grandpa found the Sherrif's chin
And just for good he clocked him again

It took all 6 cops to get in cuffs
You he gets feisty when he runs out of snuff
We all stopped our fighting and cheered on
Heck I thought he take them I guess I was wrong

As they him outside he yelled, "I've been framed"
He was kicking and screaming and them names
"You You ****, let me go you ****
You donut eatin **** son of a ****"

We stood on the porch as did all our
Who always interest in our family's behavior
"Mind your own business" we heard shout
And "We'll take the presents and then come bail you out"

By now we'd what we'd been fighting for
We battered and bruised but united once more
Then we all joined hands and "Violent Night"
Night

And we heard exclaim as they drove off out of sight
"Merry Christmas to all, man was a good fight"

Deck your neighbor, deck the
'Tis the season for a
From all of us to all of
Merry from the whole fam damily
Merry from the whole fam damily
Christmas from the whole fam damily