Luyện nghe bài hát Merry Christmas From The Whole Fam Damily

It was the fight before when all through the house
No left standing, no TV or couch
Our aquarium, they even knocked over my Chia Pet
MeMaw was 'cross the room by her hair
By her sister Ethel who never fair

Let's get ready to
The children all wrestled and off the beds
Dropping and knees on each other's heads
And MaMaw wth her pan and Pa with his bat
Cleared the room in ten seconds flat

The whole began from an innocent matter
Aunt Flo thought Eugene said, "She looks a whole lot fatter"
She knocked him through the he fell with a crash
Tore down the gutters and his leg really bad

You to have saw it
It looked like he'd been in a wreck
No kiddin', yeah, I couldn't turn to look at it

See both sides of our family have never gotten
And holiday something always go wrong
You supposed to fight but spread joy in this season
But when get the nog they just look for a reason

In no time at all joined in
And right there we squared off our closest of kin
"It's a time for givin'" said Uncle
As he a black eye to his brother-in-law, Phil

I heard somebody say, "It's the that counts
And right now I'm thinking about your butt out"
Presents and fists all over the room
And NaNa had some fancy moves with the

She took out three cousins and knocked down the
And I just in time she swung out at me

It's my favorite time of
Dad always has too beer
on the roof and hunts reindeer
Merry from the whole fam damily

Tie the on the dog
Save some shine for Claus
From all the in-laws and
Merry from the whole fam damily

I crawled to the phone, Lord, it like a mile
And called 911 which we keep on speed
In a matter of minutes out the appeared
Flashing blue and the Sherrif John Deere

Just then six men through the door
yelling, "Hey, it's us", some, "Get on the floor"
A stray punch Grandpa found the Sherrif's chin
And for good measure he clocked him again

It took all 6 to get Grandpa in cuffs
You know he gets feisty when he runs out of
We all stopped our fighting and Grandpa on
Heck I thought he take them I guess I was wrong

As dragged him outside he yelled, "I've been framed"
He was kicking and screaming and them names
"You You ****, let me go you ****
You donut eatin stupid son of a ****"

We stood on the porch as did all our
Who took interest in our family's behavior
"Mind your own business" we Grandma shout
And "We'll take the presents and then come bail you out"

By now we'd forgotten what we'd fighting for
We were and bruised but united once more
we all joined hands and sang "Violent Night"
Violent

And we heard exclaim as they drove off out of sight
"Merry Christmas to all, man that was a fight"

Deck your neighbor, deck the
'Tis the season for a
From all of us to all of
Christmas from the whole fam damily
Merry Christmas the whole fam damily
Merry Christmas from the whole fam