Luyện nghe bài hát Merry Christmas From The Whole Fam Damily

It was the fight before Christmas when all through the
No furniture left standing, no TV or
Our aquarium, heck they even knocked over my Pet
MeMaw was flung 'cross the by her hair
By her sister Ethel who never fought

get ready to tumble
The all wrestled and jumped off the beds
Dropping elbows and knees on each other's
And MaMaw wth her pan and Pa with his bat
Cleared half the room in ten flat

The whole brawl began from an matter
When Aunt Flo Eugene said, "She looks a whole lot fatter"
She knocked him through the he fell with a crash
Tore the gutters and busted his leg really bad

You to have saw it
It like he'd been in a motorcycle wreck
No kiddin', yeah, I couldn't turn to look at it

See both sides of our family have never gotten
And every holiday always go wrong
You ain't to fight but spread joy in this season
But when get the nog they just look for a reason

In no at all everybody joined in
And right there we off with our closest of kin
"It's a time for givin'" Uncle Bill
As he gave a black eye to his brother-in-law,

I heard somebody say, "It's the that counts
And now I'm thinking about knocking your butt out"
and fists flew all over the room
And NaNa had some moves with the broom

She out three cousins and knocked down the tree
And I just in time she swung out at me

It's my favorite time of
Dad has too much beer
on the roof and hunts reindeer
Merry Christmas from the whole fam

Tie the on the dog
Save some shine for Claus
all the in-laws and outlaws
Merry Christmas the whole fam damily

I crawled to the phone, Lord, it seemed a mile
And called 911 which we keep on speed
In a matter of out the window appeared
Flashing blue and the Sherrif John Deere

Just six men burst through the door
yelling, "Hey, it's us", some, "Get on the floor"
A stray punch from Grandpa found the chin
And just for good measure he him again

It took all 6 cops to get Grandpa in
You know he feisty when he runs out of snuff
We all our fighting and cheered Grandpa on
Heck I he could take them I guess I was wrong

As they him outside he yelled, "I've been framed"
He was kicking and screaming and calling names
"You You ****, let me go you ****
You donut eatin **** son of a ****"

We stood on the porch as did all our
Who always took interest in our behavior
"Mind your own business" we Grandma shout
And "We'll take back the presents and come bail you out"

By now we'd forgotten what been fighting for
We were battered and bruised but united once
Then we all joined hands and "Violent Night"
Night

And we heard Grandpa exclaim as they drove off out of
"Merry to all, man that was a good fight"

Deck neighbor, deck the halls
'Tis the season for a
all of us to all of y'all
Merry from the whole fam damily
Merry Christmas the whole fam damily
Merry Christmas from the whole fam