Luyện nghe bài hát Merry Christmas From The Whole Fam Damily

Twas the fight before
When all through the
No furniture left standing, no TV or
Our aquarium, heck even knocked over my Chia Pet
MeMaw was 'cross the room by her hair
By her sister Ethel who fought fair

GET READY TO TUMBLE!!!!!!!

The all wrestled and jumped off the beds
Dropping elbows and knees on each heads
And MaMaw wth her pan and Pa with his bat
Cleared half the room in ten seconds
The whole brawl began from an innocent
When Aunt Flo thought Eugene "She looks a whole lot fatter"
She knocked him the window he fell with a crash
down the gutters and busted his LEG REALLY BAD

You ought to saw it
It looked like he'd been in a wreck
No
awful I couldn't turn to look at it

You see both of our family have never gotten along
And every holiday always go wrong
You ain't supposed to but spread joy in this season
But when they get the nog they just look for a
In no time at all joined in
And right there we off with our closest of kin
It's a time for said Uncle Bill
As he gave a black eye to his Phil
I heard say "It's the thought that counts
And right now I'm thinking knocking your butt out"
Presents and fists flew all over the
And NaNa had some fancy moves the broom
She took out three and knocked down the tree
And I ducked just in she swung out at me

It's my favorite time of
Dad always has too much
Gets on the roof and hunts
Christmas from the whole fam damily

Tie the on the dog
Save some shine for Claus
From all the in-laws and
Merry Christmas from the whole fam

I crawled to the phone Lord it like a mile
And called 9-1-1 we keep on speed dial
In a of minutes out the window appeared
Flashing lights and the Sherrif John Deere
Just then six men burst the door
Some "HAND'S UP" Some "GET ON THE FLOOR"
A stray punch Grandpa found the sherrif's chin
And just for measure he clocked him again
It all 6 cops to get Grandpa in cuffs
You know he gets feisty when he out of snuff
We all stopped our fighting and cheered on
Heck I thought he take them I guess I was wrong
As they dragged him outside he yelled "I'VE FRAMED"
He was kicking and screaming and them names

"You (bleep) You (bleep)
Let me go you (bleep)
You donut eatin (bleep) son of a (bleep)"

We stood on the as did all our neighbras
Who always took interest in our family's
"Mind your own business" we heard Grandma
And "We'll back the presents and then come bail you out"
By now we'd what we were fighting for
We were and bruised but united once more
Then we all joined hands and "Violent Night"

Violent

And we heard Grandpa exclaim as they off out of sight:
"Merry Christmas to all...MAN was a good fight!!!!"

Deck neighbor deck the halls
Tis the for a brawl
From all of us to all of
Merry Christmas from the whole fam
Merry Christmas from the whole fam
Merry Christmas from the fam damily