Luyện nghe bài hát Merry Christmas From The Whole Fam Damily

Twas the fight before
all through the house
No furniture left standing, no TV or
Our aquarium, heck they even knocked my Chia Pet
MeMaw was flung 'cross the room by her
By her sister Ethel who never fought

LET'S GET TO TUMBLE!!!!!!!

The children all wrestled and jumped off the
Dropping and knees on each other's heads
And wth her frying pan and Pa with his bat
Cleared half the in ten seconds flat
The whole brawl from an innocent matter
When Aunt Flo thought Eugene "She looks a whole lot fatter"
She knocked him the window he fell with a crash
Tore down the gutters and busted his LEG BAD

You ought to saw it
It looked like he'd been in a wreck
No
Yeah awful I couldn't turn to at it

You see both sides of our have never gotten along
And every holiday something go wrong
You supposed to fight but spread joy in this season
But when they get the nog they look for a reason
In no at all everybody joined in
And right there we squared off our closest of kin
It's a time for givin Uncle Bill
As he gave a black eye to his brother-in-law
I heard somebody say "It's the thought counts
And now I'm thinking about knocking your butt out"
Presents and fists flew all the room
And NaNa had some fancy moves with the
She out three cousins and knocked down the tree
And I just in time she swung out at me

my favorite time of year
Dad always has too beer
Gets on the and hunts reindeer
Merry Christmas from the fam damily

Tie the on the dog
some shine for Santa Claus
From all the in-laws and
Merry Christmas from the fam damily

I crawled to the phone Lord it seemed a mile
And called 9-1-1 we keep on speed dial
In a matter of out the window appeared
Flashing blue lights and the John Deere
Just then six men through the door
Some yelling "HAND'S UP" "GET ON THE FLOOR"
A stray from Grandpa found the sherrif's chin
And just for good measure he him again
It took all 6 cops to get Grandpa in
You know he gets feisty he runs out of snuff
We all our fighting and cheered Grandpa on
Heck I thought he could take them I guess I was
As they dragged him outside he yelled "I'VE FRAMED"
He was kicking and screaming and them names

"You (bleep) You (bleep)
Let me go you (bleep)
You donut eatin (bleep) son of a (bleep)"

We stood on the porch as did all our
Who always interest in our family's behavior
"Mind own business" we heard Grandma shout
And "We'll take back the presents and come bail you out"
By now we'd forgotten what we fighting for
We were battered and bruised but united more
Then we all hands and sang "Violent Night"

Violent

And we heard Grandpa exclaim as they off out of sight:
"Merry to all...MAN that was a good fight!!!!"

your neighbor deck the halls
Tis the season for a
From all of us to all of
Merry Christmas the whole fam damily
Merry Christmas from the fam damily
Merry Christmas from the fam damily