Luyện nghe bài hát Merry Christmas From The Whole Fam Damily

Twas the before Christmas
When all through the
No furniture standing, no TV or couch
Our aquarium, heck they knocked over my Chia Pet
MeMaw was flung 'cross the room by her
By her Ethel who never fought fair

GET READY TO TUMBLE!!!!!!!

The children all and jumped off the beds
Dropping elbows and knees on each heads
And MaMaw wth her pan and Pa with his bat
Cleared half the room in ten seconds
The whole brawl from an innocent matter
When Aunt Flo Eugene said "She looks a whole lot fatter"
She knocked him through the window he with a crash
Tore down the gutters and busted his LEG BAD

You ought to saw it
It looked like he'd been in a motorcycle
No
Yeah I couldn't turn to look at it

You see sides of our family have never gotten along
And holiday something always go wrong
You ain't supposed to but spread joy in this season
But when they get the nog just look for a reason
In no at all everybody joined in
And right we squared off with our closest of kin
It's a time for givin Uncle Bill
As he gave a black eye to his brother-in-law
I somebody say "It's the thought that counts
And right now I'm about knocking your butt out"
Presents and fists flew all over the
And NaNa had some moves with the broom
She took out three cousins and knocked down the
And I ducked just in time she out at me

It's my time of year
Dad always has too beer
on the roof and hunts reindeer
Merry from the whole fam damily

Tie the on the dog
Save shine for Santa Claus
From all the and outlaws
Merry from the whole fam damily

I to the phone Lord it seemed like a mile
And called 9-1-1 we keep on speed dial
In a of minutes out the window appeared
Flashing blue lights and the John Deere
Just then six men burst the door
Some yelling "HAND'S UP" "GET ON THE FLOOR"
A stray punch from Grandpa found the sherrif's
And just for measure he clocked him again
It took all 6 cops to get in cuffs
You know he gets when he runs out of snuff
We all stopped our and cheered Grandpa on
Heck I he could take them I guess I was wrong
As they dragged him he yelled "I'VE BEEN FRAMED"
He was kicking and screaming and calling them

"You (bleep) You (bleep)
Let me go you (bleep)
You donut stupid (bleep) son of a (bleep)"

We stood on the porch as did all our
Who always interest in our family's behavior
"Mind your own business" we heard Grandma
And "We'll take the presents and then come bail you out"
By now we'd forgotten what we fighting for
We were battered and bruised but united more
Then we all joined and sang "Violent Night"

Night

And we heard Grandpa exclaim as drove off out of sight:
"Merry Christmas to all...MAN that was a fight!!!!"

Deck your neighbor the halls
Tis the for a brawl
all of us to all of y'all
Merry Christmas the whole fam damily
Christmas from the whole fam damily
Merry Christmas from the whole fam