Luyện nghe bài hát Merry Christmas From The Whole Fam Damily

Twas the fight before
When all through the
No left standing, no TV or couch
Our aquarium, heck they even knocked my Chia Pet
MeMaw was flung the room by her hair
By her sister Ethel who never fought

GET READY TO TUMBLE!!!!!!!

The children all wrestled and off the beds
Dropping elbows and knees on each other's
And wth her frying pan and Pa with his bat
Cleared half the room in ten flat
The whole began from an innocent matter
When Aunt Flo Eugene said "She looks a whole lot fatter"
She knocked him through the window he fell a crash
Tore down the and busted his LEG REALLY BAD

You to have saw it
It looked like he'd been in a wreck
No
awful I couldn't turn to look at it

You see both sides of our family have never gotten
And every holiday something go wrong
You ain't to fight but spread joy in this season
But when they get the nog they just look for a
In no time at all everybody in
And right there we squared off our closest of kin
It's a for givin said Uncle Bill
As he gave a eye to his brother-in-law Phil
I heard say "It's the thought that counts
And right now I'm thinking about knocking butt out"
Presents and flew all over the room
And NaNa had some fancy moves with the
She took out three cousins and knocked down the
And I ducked just in time she out at me

It's my favorite time of
Dad always has too beer
Gets on the roof and hunts
Merry Christmas from the fam damily

Tie the on the dog
Save some for Santa Claus
From all the in-laws and
Christmas from the whole fam damily

I crawled to the phone Lord it like a mile
And 9-1-1 which we keep on speed dial
In a matter of out the window appeared
Flashing blue lights and the Sherrif John
Just then six men through the door
yelling "HAND'S UP" Some "GET ON THE FLOOR"
A stray punch from Grandpa the sherrif's chin
And for good measure he clocked him again
It all 6 cops to get Grandpa in cuffs
You know he gets when he runs out of snuff
We all stopped our fighting and cheered on
Heck I thought he could take them I guess I was
As dragged him outside he yelled "I'VE BEEN FRAMED"
He was kicking and screaming and calling them

"You (bleep) You (bleep)
Let me go you (bleep)
You donut stupid (bleep) son of a (bleep)"

We stood on the as did all our neighbras
Who always took in our family's behavior
"Mind own business" we heard Grandma shout
And "We'll take the presents and then come bail you out"
By now we'd what we were fighting for
We were battered and bruised but united more
Then we all joined hands and "Violent Night"

Night

And we heard exclaim as they drove off out of sight:
"Merry Christmas to all...MAN was a good fight!!!!"

Deck your neighbor deck the
Tis the season for a
all of us to all of y'all
Merry Christmas from the whole fam
Merry Christmas from the whole fam
Merry from the whole fam damily