Luyện nghe bài hát Merry Christmas From The Whole Fam Damily

Twas the before Christmas
When all the house
No left standing, no TV or couch
Our aquarium, heck they even knocked over my Pet
MeMaw was flung 'cross the room by her
By her sister Ethel who never fair

GET READY TO TUMBLE!!!!!!!

The children all and jumped off the beds
Dropping elbows and on each other's heads
And MaMaw wth her pan and Pa with his bat
Cleared half the room in ten seconds
The whole brawl began from an matter
When Aunt Flo thought Eugene said "She looks a lot fatter"
She him through the window he fell with a crash
Tore down the gutters and his LEG REALLY BAD

You to have saw it
It looked like he'd been in a motorcycle
No
Yeah I couldn't turn to look at it

You see both sides of our family have never along
And every holiday something go wrong
You ain't supposed to fight but spread joy in this
But when they get the nog they just for a reason
In no time at all everybody in
And right we squared off with our closest of kin
It's a time for said Uncle Bill
As he a black eye to his brother-in-law Phil
I heard somebody say "It's the thought counts
And right now I'm thinking knocking your butt out"
and fists flew all over the room
And had some fancy moves with the broom
She took out three cousins and knocked the tree
And I just in time she swung out at me

It's my favorite of year
Dad always has too much
Gets on the roof and reindeer
Merry from the whole fam damily

Tie the on the dog
Save shine for Santa Claus
From all the and outlaws
Merry Christmas the whole fam damily

I to the phone Lord it seemed like a mile
And called 9-1-1 which we on speed dial
In a matter of out the window appeared
Flashing blue lights and the Sherrif Deere
Just then six men through the door
Some yelling "HAND'S UP" "GET ON THE FLOOR"
A stray punch from Grandpa found the sherrif's
And just for good he clocked him again
It took all 6 to get Grandpa in cuffs
You know he gets when he runs out of snuff
We all stopped our fighting and cheered on
Heck I thought he could take I guess I was wrong
As they dragged him outside he "I'VE BEEN FRAMED"
He was kicking and and calling them names

"You (bleep) You (bleep)
Let me go you (bleep)
You donut eatin (bleep) son of a (bleep)"

We stood on the as did all our neighbras
Who always took in our family's behavior
"Mind your own business" we heard Grandma
And "We'll take the presents and then come bail you out"
By now forgotten what we were fighting for
We were battered and bruised but united once
we all joined hands and sang "Violent Night"

Violent

And we heard exclaim as they drove off out of sight:
"Merry to all...MAN that was a good fight!!!!"

Deck your deck the halls
Tis the season for a
From all of us to all of
Merry Christmas from the whole fam
Merry Christmas from the fam damily
Christmas from the whole fam damily