Luyện nghe bài hát Merry Christmas From The Whole Fam Damily

Twas the fight Christmas
all through the house
No furniture standing, no TV or couch
Our aquarium, heck they knocked over my Chia Pet
MeMaw was flung the room by her hair
By her Ethel who never fought fair

GET READY TO TUMBLE!!!!!!!

The children all and jumped off the beds
elbows and knees on each other's heads
And wth her frying pan and Pa with his bat
half the room in ten seconds flat
The whole brawl from an innocent matter
When Aunt Flo thought Eugene said "She looks a lot fatter"
She knocked him through the window he fell with a
down the gutters and busted his LEG REALLY BAD

You ought to saw it
It looked like he'd in a motorcycle wreck
No
awful I couldn't turn to look at it

You see sides of our family have never gotten along
And every something always go wrong
You ain't supposed to fight but spread joy in season
But they get the nog they just look for a reason
In no time at all joined in
And right we squared off with our closest of kin
It's a for givin said Uncle Bill
As he gave a black eye to his Phil
I heard say "It's the thought that counts
And right now I'm thinking about knocking your out"
Presents and fists flew all over the
And NaNa had some fancy with the broom
She took out three cousins and down the tree
And I ducked just in time she out at me

It's my favorite time of
Dad always has too beer
Gets on the roof and hunts
Merry from the whole fam damily

Tie the on the dog
Save some for Santa Claus
From all the in-laws and
Merry Christmas from the whole fam

I crawled to the phone Lord it like a mile
And 9-1-1 which we keep on speed dial
In a matter of out the window appeared
Flashing lights and the Sherrif John Deere
Just then six men through the door
yelling "HAND'S UP" Some "GET ON THE FLOOR"
A punch from Grandpa found the sherrif's chin
And just for good measure he him again
It took all 6 cops to get Grandpa in
You know he gets when he runs out of snuff
We all stopped our fighting and cheered on
Heck I thought he could take them I I was wrong
As they dragged him outside he "I'VE BEEN FRAMED"
He was kicking and screaming and calling names

"You (bleep) You (bleep)
Let me go you (bleep)
You donut eatin (bleep) son of a (bleep)"

We stood on the as did all our neighbras
Who always interest in our family's behavior
"Mind your own business" we heard Grandma
And "We'll take back the presents and then bail you out"
By now we'd forgotten we were fighting for
We were battered and bruised but once more
Then we all joined and sang "Violent Night"

Night

And we heard Grandpa as they drove off out of sight:
"Merry Christmas to all...MAN was a good fight!!!!"

Deck neighbor deck the halls
Tis the season for a
From all of us to all of
Christmas from the whole fam damily
Merry Christmas from the whole fam
Merry from the whole fam damily