Luyện nghe bài hát Merry Christmas From The Whole Fam Damily

Twas the before Christmas
all through the house
No furniture standing, no TV or couch
Our aquarium, heck they even knocked my Chia Pet
MeMaw was flung 'cross the by her hair
By her sister Ethel who never fought

LET'S GET TO TUMBLE!!!!!!!

The children all wrestled and off the beds
Dropping elbows and knees on each heads
And wth her frying pan and Pa with his bat
Cleared half the in ten seconds flat
The whole began from an innocent matter
When Flo thought Eugene said "She looks a whole lot fatter"
She knocked him the window he fell with a crash
Tore down the gutters and busted his LEG BAD

You ought to saw it
It like he'd been in a motorcycle wreck
No
Yeah I couldn't turn to look at it

You see both of our family have never gotten along
And holiday something always go wrong
You ain't supposed to but spread joy in this season
But when they get the nog just look for a reason
In no time at all everybody in
And right there we squared off our closest of kin
It's a time for givin said Uncle
As he gave a black eye to his brother-in-law
I heard say "It's the thought that counts
And right now I'm thinking about knocking your out"
Presents and fists flew all the room
And NaNa had some fancy with the broom
She took out cousins and knocked down the tree
And I just in time she swung out at me

It's my favorite time of
Dad always has too beer
on the roof and hunts reindeer
Merry Christmas from the fam damily

Tie the on the dog
Save some for Santa Claus
all the in-laws and outlaws
Merry from the whole fam damily

I crawled to the phone Lord it like a mile
And called 9-1-1 which we keep on speed
In a matter of minutes out the window
Flashing blue lights and the John Deere
Just then six men through the door
Some yelling "HAND'S UP" "GET ON THE FLOOR"
A stray punch from found the sherrif's chin
And for good measure he clocked him again
It took all 6 cops to get Grandpa in
You know he feisty when he runs out of snuff
We all our fighting and cheered Grandpa on
Heck I he could take them I guess I was wrong
As they dragged him outside he yelled "I'VE FRAMED"
He was kicking and screaming and calling them

"You (bleep) You (bleep)
Let me go you (bleep)
You eatin stupid (bleep) son of a (bleep)"

We on the porch as did all our neighbras
Who always interest in our family's behavior
"Mind your own business" we heard Grandma
And "We'll take back the presents and then bail you out"
By now we'd forgotten what we were for
We were battered and but united once more
Then we all joined and sang "Violent Night"

Violent

And we heard Grandpa exclaim as they drove off out of
"Merry Christmas to all...MAN that was a fight!!!!"

Deck neighbor deck the halls
Tis the for a brawl
From all of us to all of
Merry Christmas the whole fam damily
Merry from the whole fam damily
Christmas from the whole fam damily