Luyện nghe bài hát Merry Christmas From The Whole Fam Damily

Twas the fight before
When all through the
No furniture standing, no TV or couch
Our aquarium, heck they knocked over my Chia Pet
MeMaw was 'cross the room by her hair
By her sister Ethel who never fair

GET READY TO TUMBLE!!!!!!!

The children all and jumped off the beds
Dropping elbows and knees on each other's
And MaMaw wth her frying pan and Pa his bat
Cleared half the room in ten seconds
The whole brawl began from an innocent
When Aunt Flo thought Eugene said "She a whole lot fatter"
She knocked him through the he fell with a crash
Tore down the gutters and busted his LEG BAD

You to have saw it
It like he'd been in a motorcycle wreck
No
awful I couldn't turn to look at it

You see both sides of our family have gotten along
And holiday something always go wrong
You supposed to fight but spread joy in this season
But when they get the nog they just for a reason
In no time at all everybody in
And there we squared off with our closest of kin
It's a for givin said Uncle Bill
As he a black eye to his brother-in-law Phil
I heard say "It's the thought that counts
And right now I'm thinking about knocking butt out"
and fists flew all over the room
And NaNa had some moves with the broom
She took out three cousins and knocked down the
And I just in time she swung out at me

It's my favorite time of
Dad always has too beer
Gets on the roof and hunts
Merry Christmas the whole fam damily

Tie the on the dog
Save some shine for Claus
From all the and outlaws
Christmas from the whole fam damily

I crawled to the Lord it seemed like a mile
And 9-1-1 which we keep on speed dial
In a matter of out the window appeared
Flashing lights and the Sherrif John Deere
Just then six men burst through the
yelling "HAND'S UP" Some "GET ON THE FLOOR"
A stray punch from Grandpa the sherrif's chin
And just for good measure he clocked him
It took all 6 to get Grandpa in cuffs
You know he gets feisty when he runs out of
We all stopped our fighting and Grandpa on
Heck I thought he could take them I I was wrong
As they dragged him outside he "I'VE BEEN FRAMED"
He was kicking and screaming and them names

"You (bleep) You (bleep)
Let me go you (bleep)
You donut eatin (bleep) son of a (bleep)"

We stood on the as did all our neighbras
Who always interest in our family's behavior
"Mind own business" we heard Grandma shout
And "We'll take back the and then come bail you out"
By now we'd forgotten what we were for
We were battered and bruised but united once
Then we all hands and sang "Violent Night"

Night

And we heard Grandpa exclaim as drove off out of sight:
"Merry Christmas to all...MAN was a good fight!!!!"

Deck neighbor deck the halls
Tis the for a brawl
all of us to all of y'all
Merry Christmas from the whole fam
Merry from the whole fam damily
Merry Christmas the whole fam damily