Luyện nghe bài hát Merry Christmas From The Whole Fam Damily

Twas the fight before
When all the house
No left standing, no TV or couch
Our aquarium, heck they even over my Chia Pet
MeMaw was flung 'cross the room by her
By her sister Ethel who never fought

GET READY TO TUMBLE!!!!!!!

The children all and jumped off the beds
Dropping and knees on each other's heads
And wth her frying pan and Pa with his bat
Cleared half the room in ten seconds
The whole brawl began an innocent matter
Aunt Flo thought Eugene said "She looks a whole lot fatter"
She him through the window he fell with a crash
Tore the gutters and busted his LEG REALLY BAD

You ought to saw it
It looked like been in a motorcycle wreck
No
Yeah awful I couldn't to look at it

You see both sides of our have never gotten along
And every something always go wrong
You ain't supposed to fight but spread joy in season
But when they get the nog just look for a reason
In no at all everybody joined in
And right we squared off with our closest of kin
It's a time for givin Uncle Bill
As he gave a black eye to his Phil
I heard somebody say "It's the thought that
And right now I'm thinking about knocking butt out"
and fists flew all over the room
And NaNa had some fancy with the broom
She took out three cousins and knocked down the
And I just in time she swung out at me

It's my favorite time of
Dad has too much beer
on the roof and hunts reindeer
Merry Christmas the whole fam damily

Tie the on the dog
Save some shine for Santa
From all the in-laws and
Merry Christmas from the whole fam

I crawled to the phone Lord it like a mile
And called 9-1-1 which we keep on dial
In a of minutes out the window appeared
Flashing lights and the Sherrif John Deere
then six men burst through the door
Some "HAND'S UP" Some "GET ON THE FLOOR"
A stray from Grandpa found the sherrif's chin
And for good measure he clocked him again
It took all 6 cops to get in cuffs
You know he feisty when he runs out of snuff
We all stopped our fighting and cheered on
I thought he could take them I guess I was wrong
As dragged him outside he yelled "I'VE BEEN FRAMED"
He was kicking and screaming and calling them

"You (bleep) You (bleep)
Let me go you (bleep)
You eatin stupid (bleep) son of a (bleep)"

We stood on the porch as did all our
Who took interest in our family's behavior
"Mind your own business" we heard Grandma
And "We'll take back the presents and come bail you out"
By now forgotten what we were fighting for
We were battered and but united once more
Then we all joined hands and "Violent Night"

Violent

And we heard Grandpa as they drove off out of sight:
"Merry Christmas to all...MAN that was a fight!!!!"

Deck your deck the halls
Tis the for a brawl
From all of us to all of
Merry Christmas from the whole fam
Merry Christmas the whole fam damily
Christmas from the whole fam damily