Luyện nghe bài hát Merry Christmas From The Whole Fam Damily

Twas the fight Christmas
When all through the
No furniture left standing, no TV or
Our aquarium, heck they knocked over my Chia Pet
MeMaw was flung 'cross the room by her
By her sister Ethel who never fair

LET'S GET TO TUMBLE!!!!!!!

The children all wrestled and jumped off the
Dropping elbows and knees on other's heads
And wth her frying pan and Pa with his bat
Cleared the room in ten seconds flat
The whole brawl began from an innocent
When Flo thought Eugene said "She looks a whole lot fatter"
She knocked him through the window he with a crash
Tore down the gutters and his LEG REALLY BAD

You ought to saw it
It looked like been in a motorcycle wreck
No
awful I couldn't turn to look at it

You see both sides of our have never gotten along
And holiday something always go wrong
You ain't to fight but spread joy in this season
But when they get the nog they just look for a
In no time at all joined in
And right we squared off with our closest of kin
It's a time for said Uncle Bill
As he a black eye to his brother-in-law Phil
I somebody say "It's the thought that counts
And right now I'm thinking about your butt out"
Presents and flew all over the room
And NaNa had some fancy with the broom
She took out three cousins and knocked down the
And I just in time she swung out at me

It's my favorite time of
Dad always has too much
Gets on the and hunts reindeer
Merry Christmas the whole fam damily

Tie the on the dog
Save shine for Santa Claus
all the in-laws and outlaws
Merry Christmas from the whole fam

I crawled to the phone Lord it like a mile
And called 9-1-1 we keep on speed dial
In a matter of out the window appeared
Flashing blue and the Sherrif John Deere
then six men burst through the door
Some yelling "HAND'S UP" "GET ON THE FLOOR"
A stray punch from Grandpa found the chin
And just for good measure he him again
It took all 6 to get Grandpa in cuffs
You know he gets when he runs out of snuff
We all our fighting and cheered Grandpa on
I thought he could take them I guess I was wrong
As they dragged him he yelled "I'VE BEEN FRAMED"
He was kicking and and calling them names

"You (bleep) You (bleep)
Let me go you (bleep)
You donut eatin (bleep) son of a (bleep)"

We stood on the as did all our neighbras
Who always took in our family's behavior
"Mind your own business" we heard Grandma
And "We'll back the presents and then come bail you out"
By now we'd what we were fighting for
We were battered and bruised but once more
Then we all joined hands and "Violent Night"

Night

And we heard Grandpa exclaim as drove off out of sight:
"Merry Christmas to all...MAN that was a fight!!!!"

Deck your neighbor the halls
Tis the for a brawl
all of us to all of y'all
Merry Christmas from the whole fam
Merry Christmas the whole fam damily
Merry Christmas the whole fam damily