Luyện nghe bài hát Merry Christmas From The Whole Fam Damily

Twas the fight Christmas
all through the house
No furniture standing, no TV or couch
Our aquarium, heck they even knocked over my Pet
MeMaw was 'cross the room by her hair
By her sister Ethel who fought fair

GET READY TO TUMBLE!!!!!!!

The children all wrestled and off the beds
Dropping elbows and knees on each heads
And MaMaw wth her pan and Pa with his bat
Cleared half the room in ten flat
The whole brawl began from an innocent
When Flo thought Eugene said "She looks a whole lot fatter"
She knocked him through the window he with a crash
Tore the gutters and busted his LEG REALLY BAD

You to have saw it
It looked like he'd in a motorcycle wreck
No
Yeah awful I turn to look at it

You see both sides of our family never gotten along
And every something always go wrong
You ain't supposed to but spread joy in this season
But when they get the nog they just look for a
In no time at all everybody in
And right there we squared off our closest of kin
It's a time for givin said Bill
As he gave a black eye to his Phil
I somebody say "It's the thought that counts
And right now I'm thinking about your butt out"
Presents and flew all over the room
And NaNa had some fancy moves with the
She took out cousins and knocked down the tree
And I ducked in time she swung out at me

It's my time of year
Dad always has too much
Gets on the roof and reindeer
Merry Christmas from the fam damily

Tie the on the dog
Save some for Santa Claus
From all the and outlaws
Merry Christmas the whole fam damily

I crawled to the phone it seemed like a mile
And called 9-1-1 we keep on speed dial
In a matter of minutes out the appeared
Flashing lights and the Sherrif John Deere
Just then six men burst the door
Some yelling "HAND'S UP" "GET ON THE FLOOR"
A stray punch from Grandpa found the chin
And just for good he clocked him again
It all 6 cops to get Grandpa in cuffs
You know he gets when he runs out of snuff
We all stopped our fighting and cheered on
I thought he could take them I guess I was wrong
As they him outside he yelled "I'VE BEEN FRAMED"
He was kicking and screaming and calling names

"You (bleep) You (bleep)
Let me go you (bleep)
You eatin stupid (bleep) son of a (bleep)"

We stood on the porch as did all our
Who always took interest in our family's
"Mind your own business" we heard Grandma
And "We'll take the presents and then come bail you out"
By now we'd forgotten what we fighting for
We battered and bruised but united once more
we all joined hands and sang "Violent Night"

Violent

And we Grandpa exclaim as they drove off out of sight:
"Merry to all...MAN that was a good fight!!!!"

Deck neighbor deck the halls
Tis the for a brawl
all of us to all of y'all
Merry from the whole fam damily
Christmas from the whole fam damily
Merry Christmas the whole fam damily