Luyện nghe bài hát Merry Christmas From The Whole Fam Damily

Twas the fight Christmas
When all through the
No furniture standing, no TV or couch
Our aquarium, they even knocked over my Chia Pet
MeMaw was 'cross the room by her hair
By her sister who never fought fair

GET READY TO TUMBLE!!!!!!!

The children all wrestled and jumped off the
elbows and knees on each other's heads
And wth her frying pan and Pa with his bat
Cleared the room in ten seconds flat
The whole brawl began from an matter
When Flo thought Eugene said "She looks a whole lot fatter"
She knocked him the window he fell with a crash
Tore the gutters and busted his LEG REALLY BAD

You to have saw it
It looked like he'd in a motorcycle wreck
No
Yeah I couldn't turn to look at it

You see sides of our family have never gotten along
And every holiday always go wrong
You ain't supposed to but spread joy in this season
But when they get the nog just look for a reason
In no time at all joined in
And right there we squared off with our of kin
a time for givin said Uncle Bill
As he gave a black eye to his brother-in-law
I somebody say "It's the thought that counts
And right now I'm thinking about your butt out"
Presents and flew all over the room
And NaNa had some moves with the broom
She took out three cousins and knocked the tree
And I ducked just in she swung out at me

It's my favorite time of
Dad always has too beer
Gets on the roof and hunts
Merry Christmas from the fam damily

Tie the on the dog
some shine for Santa Claus
From all the and outlaws
Merry Christmas the whole fam damily

I crawled to the phone it seemed like a mile
And called 9-1-1 which we keep on speed
In a of minutes out the window appeared
Flashing blue lights and the Sherrif John
Just six men burst through the door
Some "HAND'S UP" Some "GET ON THE FLOOR"
A stray punch from found the sherrif's chin
And just for measure he clocked him again
It took all 6 to get Grandpa in cuffs
You he gets feisty when he runs out of snuff
We all stopped our fighting and Grandpa on
Heck I thought he could take I guess I was wrong
As they him outside he yelled "I'VE BEEN FRAMED"
He was kicking and screaming and them names

"You (bleep) You (bleep)
Let me go you (bleep)
You eatin stupid (bleep) son of a (bleep)"

We stood on the as did all our neighbras
Who took interest in our family's behavior
"Mind your own business" we heard Grandma
And "We'll take back the and then come bail you out"
By now we'd forgotten what we were for
We were battered and bruised but once more
Then we all joined and sang "Violent Night"

Violent

And we heard Grandpa as they drove off out of sight:
"Merry to all...MAN that was a good fight!!!!"

Deck your neighbor the halls
Tis the season for a
all of us to all of y'all
Merry Christmas the whole fam damily
Merry Christmas from the fam damily
Christmas from the whole fam damily