Luyện nghe bài hát Merry Christmas From The Whole Fam Damily

Twas the before Christmas
When all through the
No left standing, no TV or couch
Our aquarium, heck they knocked over my Chia Pet
MeMaw was 'cross the room by her hair
By her sister Ethel who never fought

GET READY TO TUMBLE!!!!!!!

The children all and jumped off the beds
Dropping elbows and on each other's heads
And wth her frying pan and Pa with his bat
Cleared half the room in ten flat
The whole brawl began from an matter
When Aunt Flo thought Eugene said "She looks a lot fatter"
She him through the window he fell with a crash
Tore the gutters and busted his LEG REALLY BAD

You ought to saw it
It looked like been in a motorcycle wreck
No
Yeah awful I turn to look at it

You see both sides of our family have gotten along
And every holiday always go wrong
You ain't supposed to fight but joy in this season
But when they get the nog they just for a reason
In no time at all everybody in
And right we squared off with our closest of kin
It's a time for givin Uncle Bill
As he gave a eye to his brother-in-law Phil
I heard say "It's the thought that counts
And right now I'm thinking about knocking your out"
Presents and flew all over the room
And NaNa had fancy moves with the broom
She took out three and knocked down the tree
And I ducked in time she swung out at me

It's my time of year
Dad always has too beer
Gets on the roof and reindeer
Merry Christmas the whole fam damily

Tie the on the dog
Save some for Santa Claus
all the in-laws and outlaws
Merry Christmas the whole fam damily

I crawled to the phone Lord it like a mile
And called 9-1-1 which we keep on dial
In a matter of out the window appeared
Flashing lights and the Sherrif John Deere
Just then six men burst the door
yelling "HAND'S UP" Some "GET ON THE FLOOR"
A stray punch from Grandpa found the sherrif's
And just for measure he clocked him again
It took all 6 to get Grandpa in cuffs
You know he gets feisty he runs out of snuff
We all our fighting and cheered Grandpa on
Heck I he could take them I guess I was wrong
As they dragged him he yelled "I'VE BEEN FRAMED"
He was kicking and screaming and them names

"You (bleep) You (bleep)
Let me go you (bleep)
You donut eatin (bleep) son of a (bleep)"

We on the porch as did all our neighbras
Who always took interest in our family's
"Mind your own business" we heard Grandma
And "We'll take the presents and then come bail you out"
By now we'd what we were fighting for
We were battered and bruised but once more
Then we all joined hands and "Violent Night"

Violent

And we heard Grandpa exclaim as drove off out of sight:
"Merry Christmas to all...MAN was a good fight!!!!"

Deck your neighbor deck the
Tis the season for a
all of us to all of y'all
Merry from the whole fam damily
Merry Christmas from the whole fam
Merry Christmas from the whole fam