Luyện nghe bài hát Merry Christmas From The Whole Fam Damily

Twas the fight before
all through the house
No furniture standing, no TV or couch
Our aquarium, heck they even knocked my Chia Pet
MeMaw was flung the room by her hair
By her sister Ethel who fought fair

LET'S GET TO TUMBLE!!!!!!!

The children all wrestled and jumped off the
Dropping elbows and knees on other's heads
And MaMaw wth her frying pan and Pa his bat
Cleared the room in ten seconds flat
The brawl began from an innocent matter
When Aunt Flo thought Eugene said "She looks a lot fatter"
She knocked him through the window he with a crash
Tore down the gutters and busted his LEG BAD

You to have saw it
It like he'd been in a motorcycle wreck
No
Yeah I couldn't turn to look at it

You see both sides of our family have never gotten
And every holiday something go wrong
You ain't supposed to but spread joy in this season
But when they get the nog just look for a reason
In no time at all joined in
And right there we off with our closest of kin
It's a time for givin said Bill
As he gave a black eye to his brother-in-law
I heard somebody say "It's the that counts
And now I'm thinking about knocking your butt out"
and fists flew all over the room
And NaNa had some fancy with the broom
She took out three cousins and knocked the tree
And I ducked just in she swung out at me

It's my favorite time of
Dad has too much beer
on the roof and hunts reindeer
Merry Christmas from the whole fam

Tie the on the dog
Save shine for Santa Claus
all the in-laws and outlaws
Merry from the whole fam damily

I to the phone Lord it seemed like a mile
And called 9-1-1 which we keep on speed
In a matter of minutes out the appeared
blue lights and the Sherrif John Deere
Just then six men burst the door
yelling "HAND'S UP" Some "GET ON THE FLOOR"
A stray punch Grandpa found the sherrif's chin
And just for good he clocked him again
It took all 6 to get Grandpa in cuffs
You know he gets feisty when he out of snuff
We all our fighting and cheered Grandpa on
Heck I thought he could them I guess I was wrong
As they him outside he yelled "I'VE BEEN FRAMED"
He was and screaming and calling them names

"You (bleep) You (bleep)
Let me go you (bleep)
You donut eatin (bleep) son of a (bleep)"

We stood on the porch as did all our
Who always interest in our family's behavior
"Mind own business" we heard Grandma shout
And "We'll back the presents and then come bail you out"
By now we'd forgotten what we fighting for
We were battered and bruised but united once
we all joined hands and sang "Violent Night"

Violent

And we heard exclaim as they drove off out of sight:
"Merry Christmas to all...MAN was a good fight!!!!"

your neighbor deck the halls
Tis the for a brawl
From all of us to all of
Merry Christmas from the fam damily
Merry from the whole fam damily
Merry Christmas from the whole fam