Luyện nghe bài hát Merry Christmas From The Whole Fam Damily

Twas the fight Christmas
all through the house
No left standing, no TV or couch
Our aquarium, they even knocked over my Chia Pet
MeMaw was 'cross the room by her hair
By her sister Ethel who never fought

LET'S GET TO TUMBLE!!!!!!!

The children all wrestled and off the beds
Dropping elbows and on each other's heads
And wth her frying pan and Pa with his bat
Cleared half the in ten seconds flat
The whole brawl from an innocent matter
When Flo thought Eugene said "She looks a whole lot fatter"
She knocked him through the window he fell with a
Tore down the and busted his LEG REALLY BAD

You to have saw it
It looked like he'd been in a motorcycle
No
awful I couldn't turn to look at it

You see both sides of our family never gotten along
And every holiday something always go
You ain't to fight but spread joy in this season
But when they get the nog they just for a reason
In no time at all joined in
And there we squared off with our closest of kin
It's a time for givin Uncle Bill
As he gave a black eye to his Phil
I heard somebody say "It's the that counts
And right now I'm about knocking your butt out"
Presents and fists flew all the room
And NaNa had some fancy with the broom
She out three cousins and knocked down the tree
And I just in time she swung out at me

It's my favorite of year
Dad always has too beer
Gets on the roof and hunts
Christmas from the whole fam damily

Tie the on the dog
Save some for Santa Claus
all the in-laws and outlaws
Merry Christmas the whole fam damily

I crawled to the phone Lord it like a mile
And called which we keep on speed dial
In a matter of minutes out the window
blue lights and the Sherrif John Deere
Just six men burst through the door
yelling "HAND'S UP" Some "GET ON THE FLOOR"
A stray punch from Grandpa found the chin
And just for good measure he clocked him
It took all 6 to get Grandpa in cuffs
You know he gets feisty he runs out of snuff
We all stopped our fighting and cheered on
Heck I thought he take them I guess I was wrong
As they dragged him outside he yelled "I'VE FRAMED"
He was kicking and screaming and them names

"You (bleep) You (bleep)
Let me go you (bleep)
You donut eatin (bleep) son of a (bleep)"

We stood on the porch as did all our
Who always took in our family's behavior
"Mind own business" we heard Grandma shout
And "We'll take back the presents and come bail you out"
By now we'd forgotten what we fighting for
We were battered and bruised but united more
Then we all hands and sang "Violent Night"

Violent

And we Grandpa exclaim as they drove off out of sight:
"Merry Christmas to all...MAN was a good fight!!!!"

Deck your deck the halls
Tis the for a brawl
From all of us to all of
Christmas from the whole fam damily
Merry from the whole fam damily
Merry Christmas the whole fam damily