Luyện nghe bài hát Merry Christmas From The Whole Fam Damily

Twas the fight Christmas
When all the house
No furniture left standing, no TV or
Our aquarium, heck they even knocked my Chia Pet
MeMaw was 'cross the room by her hair
By her sister who never fought fair

GET READY TO TUMBLE!!!!!!!

The children all wrestled and off the beds
Dropping elbows and knees on each heads
And MaMaw wth her frying pan and Pa his bat
Cleared half the in ten seconds flat
The brawl began from an innocent matter
When Aunt Flo Eugene said "She looks a whole lot fatter"
She knocked him through the window he fell with a
Tore down the gutters and his LEG REALLY BAD

You to have saw it
It like he'd been in a motorcycle wreck
No
Yeah awful I couldn't to look at it

You see both sides of our family have never along
And every holiday something always go
You ain't to fight but spread joy in this season
But when they get the nog just look for a reason
In no at all everybody joined in
And there we squared off with our closest of kin
It's a time for givin Uncle Bill
As he gave a eye to his brother-in-law Phil
I heard somebody say "It's the that counts
And right now I'm thinking about knocking butt out"
Presents and fists flew all over the
And NaNa had some fancy moves the broom
She took out three cousins and knocked down the
And I ducked just in time she out at me

It's my favorite of year
Dad has too much beer
Gets on the roof and hunts
Merry Christmas from the whole fam

Tie the on the dog
Save shine for Santa Claus
From all the and outlaws
Christmas from the whole fam damily

I crawled to the phone it seemed like a mile
And called 9-1-1 which we keep on speed
In a matter of minutes out the window
Flashing blue lights and the John Deere
then six men burst through the door
Some "HAND'S UP" Some "GET ON THE FLOOR"
A punch from Grandpa found the sherrif's chin
And for good measure he clocked him again
It took all 6 cops to get in cuffs
You know he gets when he runs out of snuff
We all stopped our fighting and Grandpa on
Heck I thought he could take them I I was wrong
As dragged him outside he yelled "I'VE BEEN FRAMED"
He was kicking and screaming and calling them

"You (bleep) You (bleep)
Let me go you (bleep)
You donut stupid (bleep) son of a (bleep)"

We stood on the porch as did all our
Who always took interest in our family's
"Mind your own business" we heard Grandma
And "We'll take back the and then come bail you out"
By now we'd forgotten what we fighting for
We were battered and bruised but united more
Then we all joined hands and "Violent Night"

Violent

And we heard Grandpa exclaim as drove off out of sight:
"Merry to all...MAN that was a good fight!!!!"

Deck your neighbor the halls
Tis the for a brawl
From all of us to all of
Christmas from the whole fam damily
Merry Christmas the whole fam damily
Merry Christmas from the fam damily