Luyện nghe bài hát Merry Christmas From The Whole Fam Damily

Twas the fight Christmas
all through the house
No furniture left standing, no TV or
Our aquarium, heck they knocked over my Chia Pet
MeMaw was flung the room by her hair
By her sister Ethel who fought fair

LET'S GET TO TUMBLE!!!!!!!

The children all and jumped off the beds
Dropping elbows and knees on each heads
And wth her frying pan and Pa with his bat
Cleared half the in ten seconds flat
The whole brawl began from an matter
Aunt Flo thought Eugene said "She looks a whole lot fatter"
She knocked him through the window he fell a crash
Tore down the gutters and his LEG REALLY BAD

You ought to saw it
It like he'd been in a motorcycle wreck
No
awful I couldn't turn to look at it

You see both sides of our family have gotten along
And every holiday something go wrong
You ain't supposed to but spread joy in this season
But when get the nog they just look for a reason
In no time at all joined in
And there we squared off with our closest of kin
It's a time for said Uncle Bill
As he gave a black eye to his Phil
I heard somebody say "It's the thought counts
And now I'm thinking about knocking your butt out"
Presents and flew all over the room
And had some fancy moves with the broom
She took out three and knocked down the tree
And I ducked in time she swung out at me

It's my time of year
Dad has too much beer
Gets on the roof and reindeer
Christmas from the whole fam damily

Tie the on the dog
Save some for Santa Claus
all the in-laws and outlaws
Merry from the whole fam damily

I crawled to the phone Lord it like a mile
And called 9-1-1 which we keep on dial
In a matter of minutes out the window
Flashing blue lights and the John Deere
Just then six men through the door
Some "HAND'S UP" Some "GET ON THE FLOOR"
A punch from Grandpa found the sherrif's chin
And for good measure he clocked him again
It took all 6 cops to get Grandpa in
You know he feisty when he runs out of snuff
We all stopped our and cheered Grandpa on
Heck I thought he could take them I I was wrong
As they dragged him outside he yelled "I'VE FRAMED"
He was kicking and screaming and calling names

"You (bleep) You (bleep)
Let me go you (bleep)
You donut stupid (bleep) son of a (bleep)"

We stood on the as did all our neighbras
Who took interest in our family's behavior
"Mind your own business" we Grandma shout
And "We'll take back the presents and come bail you out"
By now we'd forgotten what we fighting for
We were battered and bruised but united once
we all joined hands and sang "Violent Night"

Violent

And we heard Grandpa exclaim as drove off out of sight:
"Merry Christmas to all...MAN was a good fight!!!!"

your neighbor deck the halls
Tis the season for a
all of us to all of y'all
Merry from the whole fam damily
Merry Christmas the whole fam damily
Christmas from the whole fam damily