Luyện nghe bài hát Merry Christmas From The Whole Fam Damily

Twas the fight before
When all the house
No furniture standing, no TV or couch
Our aquarium, heck they even over my Chia Pet
was flung 'cross the room by her hair
By her sister Ethel who never fair

GET READY TO TUMBLE!!!!!!!

The all wrestled and jumped off the beds
Dropping elbows and on each other's heads
And MaMaw wth her frying pan and Pa his bat
Cleared half the in ten seconds flat
The whole began from an innocent matter
When Aunt Flo thought Eugene said "She a whole lot fatter"
She knocked him the window he fell with a crash
Tore down the gutters and his LEG REALLY BAD

You to have saw it
It looked like he'd in a motorcycle wreck
No
Yeah awful I couldn't turn to at it

You see both sides of our family have gotten along
And every holiday something always go
You ain't supposed to fight but spread joy in this
But they get the nog they just look for a reason
In no at all everybody joined in
And there we squared off with our closest of kin
It's a time for givin said Bill
As he gave a eye to his brother-in-law Phil
I heard somebody say "It's the thought counts
And right now I'm thinking knocking your butt out"
Presents and fists flew all the room
And NaNa had some fancy moves the broom
She took out cousins and knocked down the tree
And I ducked in time she swung out at me

my favorite time of year
Dad always has too much
Gets on the roof and reindeer
Merry from the whole fam damily

Tie the on the dog
Save shine for Santa Claus
all the in-laws and outlaws
Merry Christmas the whole fam damily

I to the phone Lord it seemed like a mile
And called 9-1-1 which we on speed dial
In a matter of minutes out the appeared
Flashing lights and the Sherrif John Deere
Just six men burst through the door
yelling "HAND'S UP" Some "GET ON THE FLOOR"
A stray punch from Grandpa the sherrif's chin
And just for measure he clocked him again
It took all 6 cops to get Grandpa in
You know he feisty when he runs out of snuff
We all stopped our fighting and cheered on
Heck I thought he could them I guess I was wrong
As dragged him outside he yelled "I'VE BEEN FRAMED"
He was kicking and screaming and calling names

"You (bleep) You (bleep)
Let me go you (bleep)
You donut eatin (bleep) son of a (bleep)"

We on the porch as did all our neighbras
Who always took interest in our behavior
"Mind your own business" we Grandma shout
And "We'll take back the presents and then bail you out"
By now we'd what we were fighting for
We were battered and bruised but united more
Then we all joined and sang "Violent Night"

Violent

And we heard Grandpa as they drove off out of sight:
"Merry Christmas to all...MAN was a good fight!!!!"

Deck your neighbor the halls
Tis the season for a
From all of us to all of
Merry Christmas from the whole fam
Merry Christmas from the fam damily
Merry from the whole fam damily