Luyện nghe bài hát Merry Christmas From The Family

Mom got drunk and Dad got at our Christmas party
We drinking champagne punch and homemade eggnog
Little sister brought her new boyfriend, he was a
We didn't know what to of him until he sang
Feliz Navidad, Feliz

Brother Ken brought his kids with him, the from his first wife, Lynn
And the two identical twins his second wife, Mary Nell
Of he brought his new wife, Kay, who talks all about AA
Chain while the stereo plays 'Noel, Noel, The First Noel'

Carve the turkey, the ball game on
Mix margaritas when the eggnog's
somebody to the Quickpak store
We need some ice and an extension

A can of dip and some Diet Rites
A box of tampons, Lights
Haleluja, say Cheese
Merry Christmas the family

and Rita drove from Harlingen
I can't remember how I'm kin to
But they tried to plug their motor home in
They blew our Christmas

Cousin David knew what went wrong
So we all waited out on our lawn
He threw a and the lights came on
And we sang 'Silent Night, Oh, Silent Night, Oh, Holy

the turkey, turn the ball game on
Make Bloody Mary's we all want one
Send to the Stop 'N Go
We need celery and a can of fake snow

A bag of lemons and some Diet
A box of tampons, some Salem
Haleluja, say cheese
Merry Christmas the family, Feliz Navidad