Luyện nghe bài hát Merry Christmas From The Family

Mom got and Dad got drunk at our Christmas party
We were drinking champagne punch and homemade
sister brought her new boyfriend, he was a Mexican
We didn't know to think of him until he sang
Feliz Navidad, Feliz

Brother Ken brought his with him, the three from his first wife, Lynn
And the two twins from his second wife, Mary Nell
Of course he brought his new wife, Kay, who all about AA
Chain smoking while the stereo plays 'Noel, Noel, The First

Carve the turkey, turn the game on
Mix margaritas when the eggnog's
Send to the Quickpak store
We some ice and an extension cord

A can of bean dip and Diet Rites
A box of tampons, Lights
Haleluja, say Cheese
Merry Christmas from the

Fred and Rita from Harlingen
I can't how I'm kin to them
But when they tried to plug their home in
They blew our Christmas

Cousin David knew what went wrong
So we all out on our front lawn
He a breaker and the lights came on
And we sang 'Silent Night, Oh, Silent Night, Oh, Night'

the turkey, turn the ball game on
Make Bloody Mary's we all want one
somebody to the Stop 'N Go
We need celery and a can of fake snow

A bag of lemons and some Diet
A box of tampons, Salem Lights
Haleluja, everybody say
Merry Christmas the family, Feliz Navidad