Luyện nghe bài hát Merry Christmas From The Family

Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk at our party
We were drinking champagne and homemade eggnog
Little sister her new boyfriend, he was a Mexican
We didn't know what to think of him until he
Feliz Navidad, Feliz

Brother Ken brought his kids with him, the from his first wife, Lynn
And the two identical twins from his second wife, Mary
Of course he brought his new wife, Kay, who all about AA
smoking while the stereo plays 'Noel, Noel, The First Noel'

Carve the turkey, turn the ball on
Mix margaritas when the gone
Send to the Quickpak store
We need some ice and an extension

A can of bean dip and Diet Rites
A box of tampons, Marlboro
Haleluja, say Cheese
Merry from the family

Fred and drove from Harlingen
I can't remember how I'm kin to
But they tried to plug their motor home in
They blew our Christmas

Cousin David knew just went wrong
So we all waited out on our front
He threw a breaker and the lights on
And we 'Silent Night, Oh, Silent Night, Oh, Holy Night'

the turkey, turn the ball game on
Make Bloody Mary's we all want one
Send to the Stop 'N Go
We need some celery and a can of fake

A bag of lemons and some Sprites
A box of tampons, some Lights
Haleluja, say cheese
Merry Christmas from the family, Navidad