Luyện nghe bài hát Merry Christmas From The Family

Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk at our party
We were drinking champagne punch and eggnog
Little sister brought her new boyfriend, he was a
We didn't know what to of him until he sang
Feliz Navidad, Feliz

Brother Ken brought his kids with him, the three his first wife, Lynn
And the two identical twins from his second wife, Nell
Of course he his new wife, Kay, who talks all about AA
Chain while the stereo plays 'Noel, Noel, The First Noel'

Carve the turkey, the ball game on
Mix when the eggnog's gone
Send to the Quickpak store
We need some ice and an extension

A can of bean dip and some Diet
A box of tampons, Lights
Haleluja, say Cheese
Merry Christmas from the

Fred and Rita drove Harlingen
I remember how I'm kin to them
But when they tried to plug their motor in
blew our Christmas lights

Cousin David knew what went wrong
So we all out on our front lawn
He threw a and the lights came on
And we sang 'Silent Night, Oh, Silent Night, Oh, Night'

Carve the turkey, turn the game on
Make Mary's 'cause we all want one
Send somebody to the 'N Go
We some celery and a can of fake snow

A bag of lemons and some Diet
A box of tampons, Salem Lights
Haleluja, say cheese
Merry Christmas from the family, Feliz