Luyện nghe bài hát Merry Christmas From The Family

Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk at our Christmas
We drinking champagne punch and homemade eggnog
Little sister brought her new boyfriend, he was a
We didn't know what to think of him he sang
Feliz Navidad, Navidad

Brother Ken his kids with him, the three from his first wife, Lynn
And the two identical from his second wife, Mary Nell
Of course he brought his new wife, Kay, who all about AA
Chain smoking the stereo plays 'Noel, Noel, The First Noel'

Carve the turkey, turn the ball on
Mix when the eggnog's gone
Send to the Quickpak store
We need ice and an extension cord

A can of bean dip and some Diet
A box of tampons, Marlboro
Haleluja, say Cheese
Merry Christmas from the

Fred and Rita from Harlingen
I remember how I'm kin to them
But when they tried to plug their home in
blew our Christmas lights

Cousin David knew just what wrong
So we all waited out on our front
He threw a breaker and the lights on
And we sang 'Silent Night, Oh, Silent Night, Oh, Night'

Carve the turkey, the ball game on
Make Bloody Mary's we all want one
Send somebody to the 'N Go
We need some and a can of fake snow

A bag of and some Diet Sprites
A box of tampons, some Lights
Haleluja, say cheese
Merry Christmas the family, Feliz Navidad