Luyện nghe bài hát Merry Christmas From The Family

Mom got drunk and Dad got at our Christmas party
We were champagne punch and homemade eggnog
Little sister her new boyfriend, he was a Mexican
We know what to think of him until he sang
Feliz Navidad, Navidad

Brother Ken brought his kids with him, the three his first wife, Lynn
And the two twins from his second wife, Mary Nell
Of course he his new wife, Kay, who talks all about AA
Chain while the stereo plays 'Noel, Noel, The First Noel'

Carve the turkey, turn the game on
Mix when the eggnog's gone
Send somebody to the store
We some ice and an extension cord

A can of dip and some Diet Rites
A box of tampons, Lights
Haleluja, say Cheese
Christmas from the family

Fred and Rita drove from
I can't remember how I'm kin to
But they tried to plug their motor home in
They blew our lights

Cousin knew just what went wrong
So we all out on our front lawn
He a breaker and the lights came on
And we 'Silent Night, Oh, Silent Night, Oh, Holy Night'

Carve the turkey, the ball game on
Make Bloody 'cause we all want one
Send to the Stop 'N Go
We need some celery and a can of fake

A bag of lemons and Diet Sprites
A box of tampons, some Salem
Haleluja, everybody say
Merry Christmas from the family, Navidad