In 1986, the University of Californa at Saw two of its all brightest stars Dr. Mephisto and Dr. Arnie Abesacraben Dr. Mephisto worked towards his thesis
His goal was to genetically the DNA structure of Asparagus So that all would grow to the same girth and length Asparagus a much more plea sent presentation In the supermarket vegetable bins
Dr. Abesacraben's was to genetically create The greatest entertainer the world had ever seen Dr. Abesacraben that if he could assemble The right elements he theoretically build A DNA that would ensure his creation Had far surpassing the average individual
At the time, one subject of urban myth was the story Jackson in an effort to retain his youthful look And feminine vocal characteristics, had his surgically removed Thereby making him a day castrato
If such a rumor were Michael Jackson that likely Would have had some of his semen preserved before the To ensure his the of his name and lineage
Word came back to Dr. Abesacraben of a secret storage locker within the bowels of the UCLA research center That not only contained four containers of frozen But also held a pair of Each was with the name "Jack Michaelson"
I once heard a In the night the most voice A song of love from an eight old boy Stuck in my and this is what he said
I am boy reality I am boy Who buy my raspberries?
This had to be the seed of the of pop Dr. Abesacraben was to use his charm And chiseled Greek to woo a young lab technician By the name of Who of course happened to have the proper needed to obtain A small vial of the precious
The for the egg was a short one Dr. Mephisto simply ran an ad in the classified Of an airline music The ad read, wanted, human eggs for genetic experiment
Donors have musical background With a pleathera of Eager wanna be starlets willing to sell their eggs The two doctors, rigorous auditioning, picked and purchased
Dr. Abesacraben felt it would be far less complicated legally If the fetus were brought to term in the womb of a non He had long secured the services of The volleyball mascot
A llama by the of "Missy" When the baby was ready, the child was removed via It was a healthy baby boy, he was Kevin
I heard a noise In the the most sensual voice A of love from an eight year old boy Stuck in my head and this is he said
I am boy reality I am boy Who will buy my
Kevin was a child Dr. saw to it that Kevin was trained By the in all aspects of performing His voice was golden and had a sweetness to it most males lacked He moved grace and was able to moonwalk by the time he was three
As grew in his talent Dr. Abesacraben started noticing odd developments in his physical When Kevin lost his baby His secondaries in with a vengeance They at least twice the size of a normal adult's
And the two in front stuck nearly out as Kevin reached his eighth year He was the same height as he was he was four To top it off, he was growing hair all over and his penis was Even by adult
It dawned on the doctor that through all the years of hearing Kevin sing he rarely spoke Often to communicate with various grunt and gurgles
I heard a noise In the night the sensual voice A song of love from an year old boy Stuck in my head and is what he said
I am boy Pondering I am boy Who will buy my
Others noticing the changes in Kevin Children began to him, to call him "Gopher Boy" One day a by the name of "Big Roy" Started throwing at him Soon a of kids were all throwing bananas
Suddenly, in a fury, Kevin at Big Roy And bit finger fingers off on his left hand Kevin was away and placed in the custody of the state Dr. Abesacraben's were found out
But because was no Legislation concerning the genetic instruction of another being No criminal charges brought forth The medical association's of ethics Stripped him of all his credentials and his was ruined
In fact, his name so synonymous with failure That for to come students around the world Were to say in times of mishaps "Damn, I feel like Abesacraben"
Dr. Mephisto immediately began to adopt little Kevin Being a noted scientist and the of the cloned Asparagus It wasn't long before the two were united as father and son They moved to where they live in relative obscurity
Kevin is a boy of few spoken words Sticking to his grunts and gurgles But on occasion, if you listen You can hear his sweet golden signing Ring out into the night over the town of South
I am boy reality I am boy Who buy my raspberries?