In 1986, the University of Californa at Saw two of its all time brightest Dr. Alphonse and Dr. Arnie Abesacraben Dr. Mephisto worked hard towards his
His was to genetically duplicate the DNA structure of Asparagus So that all Asparagus would to the same girth and length Giving Asparagus a much plea sent presentation In the world's vegetable bins
Dr. goal was to genetically create The greatest musical the world had ever seen Dr. Abesacraben that if he could assemble The right elements he could theoretically A DNA structure that would ensure his Had talent far the average individual
At the time, one of urban myth was the story that Michael Jackson in an to retain his youthful look And feminine vocal characteristics, had his testicles surgically Thereby making him a day castrato
If such a were true Michael more that likely Would have had some of his semen preserved the surgery To his the future of his name and lineage
Word came back to Dr. Abesacraben of a secret cold locker within the bowels of the UCLA research center That not only contained four containers of frozen But also held a pair of was labeled with the name "Jack Michaelson"
I heard a noise In the night the most sensual A song of from an eight year old boy Stuck in my head and is what he said
I am boy Pondering I am boy Who will buy my
had to be the seed of the king of pop Dr. Abesacraben was able to use his And chiseled Greek feature to woo a lab technician By the name of Who of happened to have the proper access needed to obtain A small of the precious semen
The search for the egg was a one Dr. Mephisto simply ran an ad in the classified Of an airline music The ad read, wanted, human eggs for genetic experiment
Donors have musical background a pleathera of young Eager wanna be music starlets willing to sell eggs The two doctors, after auditioning, picked and purchased
Dr. Abesacraben felt that it would be far complicated legally If the fetus brought to term in the womb of a non human He had long since secured the of The volleyball mascot
A llama by the of "Missy" When the baby was ready, the was removed via cesarean It was a healthy baby boy, he was named
I heard a noise In the the most sensual voice A of love from an eight year old boy Stuck in my and this is what he said
I am boy Pondering I am boy Who buy my raspberries?
Kevin was a beautiful Dr. Abesacraben saw to it that Kevin was By the best in all aspects of His voice was golden and had a sweetness to it that most males He moved grace and was able to moonwalk by the time he was three
As Kevin grew in his Dr. Abesacraben started odd developments in his physical state When Kevin his baby teeth His came in with a vengeance They were at least twice the of a normal adult's
And the two in stuck nearly straight out Also as Kevin reached his eighth He was the same height as he was when he was To top it off, he was growing hair all over and his penis was Even by adult
It dawned on the doctor that Even all the years of hearing Kevin sing he rarely spoke Often choosing to communicate with various and gurgles
I once a noise In the night the sensual voice A song of love an eight year old boy Stuck in my and this is what he said
I am boy Pondering I am boy Who will buy my
Others noticing the changes in Kevin Children began to tease him, to him "Gopher Boy" One day a bully by the of "Big Roy" Started throwing at him Soon a crowd of kids were all throwing
Suddenly, in a fury, rushed at Big Roy And bit three finger fingers off on his left was taken away and placed in the custody of the state Dr. Abesacraben's were found out
But there was no Legislation concerning the genetic instruction of human being No criminal charges were forth The medical association's of ethics Stripped him of all his credentials and his reputation was
In fact, his became so synonymous with failure That for years to Medical around the world Were known to say in of mishaps "Damn, I feel like Abesacraben"
Dr. Mephisto immediately began to adopt little Kevin Being a noted and the creator of the cloned Asparagus It wasn't long before the two were united as father and son They moved to Colorado where live in relative obscurity
Kevin is still a boy of few spoken mainly to his grunts and gurgles But on occasion, if you closely You can hear his sweet golden voice Ring out into the night over the town of South
I am boy reality I am boy Who will buy my