In 1986, the University of Californa at Saw two of its all time brightest Dr. Alphonse Mephisto and Dr. Arnie Dr. Mephisto worked hard his thesis
His was to genetically duplicate the DNA structure of Asparagus So that all would grow to the same girth and length Giving a much more plea sent presentation In the world's supermarket bins
Dr. goal was to genetically create The greatest musical entertainer the world had ever Dr. Abesacraben knew if he could assemble The right he could theoretically build A DNA structure that would his creation Had talent far surpassing the individual
At the time, one subject of urban myth was the story Michael Jackson in an effort to retain his youthful And feminine vocal characteristics, had his surgically removed Thereby him a modern day castrato
If such a were true Jackson more that likely Would have had of his semen preserved before the surgery To his the future of his name and lineage
came back to Dr. Abesacraben of a secret cold storage locker Deep the bowels of the UCLA research center That not contained four containers of frozen semen But also held a of testicles Each was labeled the name "Jack Michaelson"
I once heard a In the night the sensual voice A song of love from an eight old boy in my head and this is what he said
I am boy Pondering I am boy Who buy my raspberries?
had to be the seed of the king of pop Dr. Abesacraben was able to use his And chiseled Greek feature to woo a lab technician By the of Jennifer Who of course happened to have the proper access to obtain A small of the precious semen
The for the egg was a short one Dr. Mephisto ran an ad in the classified section Of an airline music The ad read, wanted, unfertilized human for genetic experiment
Donors have musical background a pleathera of young Eager be music starlets willing to sell their eggs The two doctors, after rigorous auditioning, picked and
Dr. Abesacraben that it would be far less complicated legally If the were brought to term in the womb of a non human He had long since secured the of The University volleyball
A by the name of "Missy" When the baby was ready, the child was via cesarean It was a healthy boy, he was named Kevin
I once heard a In the night the most voice A song of love from an year old boy Stuck in my head and is what he said
I am boy reality I am boy Who will buy my
Kevin was a beautiful Dr. Abesacraben saw to it Kevin was trained By the best in all of performing His voice was golden and had a sweetness to it that males lacked He moved with grace and was to moonwalk by the time he was three
As grew in his talent Dr. Abesacraben started noticing odd developments in his state When Kevin his baby teeth His secondaries came in a vengeance They were at least the size of a normal adult's
And the two in stuck nearly straight out Also as Kevin his eighth year He was the same height as he was when he was To top it off, he was growing hair all and his penis was enormous Even by adult
It dawned on the doctor that through all the years of hearing Kevin sing he rarely spoke Often choosing to communicate various grunt and gurgles
I once a noise In the night the most sensual A song of from an eight year old boy in my head and this is what he said
I am boy Pondering I am boy Who buy my raspberries?
Others were noticing the changes in began to tease him, to call him "Gopher Boy" One day a by the name of "Big Roy" throwing bananas at him Soon a crowd of kids all throwing bananas
Suddenly, in a fury, rushed at Big Roy And bit three finger fingers off on his left Kevin was away and placed in the custody of the state Dr. Abesacraben's actions found out
But there was no Legislation concerning the genetic of another human being No criminal charges brought forth The medical association's board of Stripped him of all his credentials and his was ruined
In fact, his name became so synonymous with That for years to Medical students the world Were known to say in of mishaps "Damn, I just like Abesacraben"
Dr. Mephisto immediately began to adopt little Kevin a noted scientist and the creator of the cloned Asparagus It wasn't before the two were legally united as father and son They moved to Colorado they live in relative obscurity
Kevin is still a boy of few words Sticking mainly to his grunts and But on occasion, if you listen You can hear his sweet golden signing Ring out into the night over the town of South
I am boy reality I am boy Who will buy my