In 1986, the of Californa at Davis Saw two of its all time stars Dr. Alphonse and Dr. Arnie Abesacraben Dr. worked hard towards his thesis
His was to genetically duplicate the DNA structure of Asparagus So that all Asparagus would grow to the same and length Giving Asparagus a more plea sent presentation In the world's vegetable bins
Dr. Abesacraben's goal was to genetically The greatest entertainer the world had ever seen Dr. knew that if he could assemble The elements he could theoretically build A DNA structure that ensure his creation Had talent far surpassing the average
At the time, one of urban myth was the story that Michael Jackson in an effort to retain his look And vocal characteristics, had his testicles surgically removed making him a modern day castrato
If such a rumor true Michael more that likely Would have had some of his semen before the surgery To ensure his the future of his and lineage
Word came back to Dr. Abesacraben of a secret cold storage Deep within the bowels of the UCLA research That not only contained four containers of semen But also a pair of testicles was labeled with the name "Jack Michaelson"
I once heard a In the night the most voice A of love from an eight year old boy Stuck in my head and is what he said
I am boy reality I am boy Who will buy my
had to be the seed of the king of pop Dr. Abesacraben was able to use his And Greek feature to woo a young lab technician By the of Jennifer Who of happened to have the proper access needed to obtain A small of the precious semen
The for the egg was a short one Dr. Mephisto simply ran an ad in the section Of an airline magazine The ad read, wanted, unfertilized eggs for genetic experiment
Donors must have background With a of young Eager wanna be music starlets willing to sell their The two doctors, after auditioning, picked and purchased
Dr. felt that it would be far less complicated legally If the fetus were to term in the womb of a non human He had since secured the services of The University mascot
A llama by the of "Missy" the baby was ready, the child was removed via cesarean It was a healthy boy, he was named Kevin
I once a noise In the night the most voice A song of love from an eight old boy Stuck in my head and this is he said
I am boy Pondering I am boy Who will buy my
Kevin was a child Dr. Abesacraben saw to it Kevin was trained By the best in all aspects of His voice was golden and had a sweetness to it that males lacked He moved with grace and was able to by the time he was three
As Kevin grew in his Dr. Abesacraben started odd developments in his physical state When Kevin lost his baby His came in with a vengeance They were at twice the size of a normal adult's
And the two in stuck nearly straight out Also as Kevin reached his year He was the height as he was when he was four To top it off, he was growing hair all over and his penis was Even by adult
It also dawned on the doctor Even through all the years of hearing Kevin sing he spoke Often choosing to communicate with various grunt and
I once a noise In the the most sensual voice A song of love an eight year old boy Stuck in my and this is what he said
I am boy Pondering I am boy Who will buy my
Others were the changes in Kevin Children began to tease him, to him "Gopher Boy" One day a bully by the of "Big Roy" throwing bananas at him Soon a crowd of kids were all bananas
Suddenly, in a fury, Kevin at Big Roy And bit three fingers off on his left hand Kevin was taken away and in the custody of the state Dr. Abesacraben's were found out
But because was no Legislation concerning the genetic of another human being No criminal charges brought forth The medical board of ethics Stripped him of all his credentials and his reputation was
In fact, his name so synonymous with failure That for years to Medical around the world Were to say in times of mishaps "Damn, I feel like Abesacraben"
Dr. Mephisto immediately began proceedings to little Kevin Being a noted scientist and the creator of the Asparagus It wasn't long before the two were legally as father and son moved to Colorado where they live in relative obscurity
Kevin is still a boy of few words Sticking mainly to his and gurgles But on occasion, if you closely You can hear his sweet golden signing Ring out into the night over the of South Park
I am boy reality I am boy Who will buy my