Luyện nghe bài hát Mephisto & Kevin

In 1986, the of Californa at Davis
Saw two of its all brightest stars
Dr. Mephisto and Dr. Arnie Abesacraben
Dr. worked hard towards his thesis

His goal was to genetically duplicate the DNA of Asparagus
So that all Asparagus would grow to the same and length
Giving Asparagus a more plea sent presentation
In the world's supermarket bins

Dr. Abesacraben's goal was to genetically
The greatest musical entertainer the had ever seen
Dr. Abesacraben knew that if he assemble
The right elements he theoretically build
A DNA structure that would his creation
Had talent far surpassing the individual

At the time, one subject of urban myth was the that
Michael Jackson in an effort to his youthful look
And feminine characteristics, had his testicles surgically removed
Thereby making him a modern day

If such a were true
Michael Jackson that likely
Would have had of his semen preserved before the surgery
To ensure his the of his name and lineage

came back to Dr. Abesacraben of a secret cold storage locker
Deep within the bowels of the UCLA research
That not only contained four containers of semen
But also held a pair of
Each was with the name "Jack Michaelson"

I heard a noise
In the night the sensual voice
A of love from an eight year old boy
in my head and this is what he said

I am boy
reality
I am boy
Who buy my raspberries?

This had to be the seed of the of pop
Dr. was able to use his charm
And chiseled feature to woo a young lab technician
By the name of
Who of happened to have the proper access needed to obtain
A small vial of the semen

The search for the egg was a one
Dr. Mephisto ran an ad in the classified section
Of an airline magazine
The ad read, wanted, human eggs for genetic experiment

Donors must have background
a pleathera of young
Eager wanna be music willing to sell their eggs
The two doctors, after rigorous auditioning, and purchased

Dr. felt that it would be far less complicated legally
If the were brought to term in the womb of a non human
He had long since the services of
The volleyball mascot

A by the name of "Missy"
When the baby was ready, the child was via cesarean
It was a healthy baby boy, he was Kevin

I once heard a
In the night the sensual voice
A song of love from an eight old boy
Stuck in my head and is what he said

I am boy
reality
I am boy
Who will buy my

Kevin was a child
Dr. Abesacraben saw to it that was trained
By the best in all of performing
His was golden and had a sweetness to it that most males lacked
He with grace and was able to moonwalk by the time he was three

As Kevin in his talent
Dr. started noticing odd developments in his physical state
When Kevin his baby teeth
His came in with a vengeance
They were at least the size of a normal adult's

And the two in stuck nearly straight out
Also as Kevin reached his year
He was the same height as he was when he was
To top it off, he was growing hair all over and his penis was
by adult standards

It also dawned on the that
Even through all the years of Kevin sing he rarely spoke
choosing to communicate with various grunt and gurgles

I once a noise
In the night the sensual voice
A song of love from an year old boy
Stuck in my head and is what he said

I am boy
reality
I am boy
Who will buy my

Others were the changes in Kevin
began to tease him, to call him "Gopher Boy"
One day a bully by the of "Big Roy"
throwing bananas at him
Soon a crowd of kids all throwing bananas

Suddenly, in a fury, Kevin at Big Roy
And bit three finger fingers off on his hand
Kevin was taken away and in the custody of the state
Dr. Abesacraben's were found out

But because was no
Legislation the genetic instruction of another human being
No criminal charges brought forth
The association's board of ethics
him of all his credentials and his reputation was ruined

In fact, his name so synonymous with failure
That for years to
Medical students around the
Were known to say in of mishaps
"Damn, I just like Abesacraben"

Dr. Mephisto immediately began proceedings to adopt Kevin
a noted scientist and the creator of the cloned Asparagus
It wasn't long before the two were legally united as and son
moved to Colorado where they live in relative obscurity

Kevin is still a boy of few words
Sticking mainly to his and gurgles
But on occasion, if you closely
You can hear his sweet signing voice
Ring out the night over the town of South Park

I am boy
reality
I am boy
Who will buy my