In 1986, the University of Californa at Saw two of its all time stars Dr. Alphonse Mephisto and Dr. Arnie Dr. Mephisto hard towards his thesis
His goal was to duplicate the DNA structure of Asparagus So that all would grow to the same girth and length Giving a much more plea sent presentation In the world's supermarket bins
Dr. Abesacraben's goal was to create The greatest musical entertainer the had ever seen Dr. Abesacraben knew if he could assemble The right he could theoretically build A DNA structure that ensure his creation Had far surpassing the average individual
At the time, one subject of urban myth was the that Michael Jackson in an effort to retain his look And feminine vocal characteristics, had his testicles removed Thereby making him a day castrato
If such a were true Michael more that likely Would have had some of his preserved before the surgery To ensure his the future of his name and
Word came back to Dr. of a secret cold storage locker Deep the bowels of the UCLA research center not only contained four containers of frozen semen But also held a pair of Each was with the name "Jack Michaelson"
I once heard a In the the most sensual voice A song of love from an eight old boy Stuck in my head and is what he said
I am boy reality I am boy Who buy my raspberries?
This had to be the of the king of pop Dr. was able to use his charm And chiseled feature to woo a young lab technician By the name of Who of course to have the proper access needed to obtain A small of the precious semen
The for the egg was a short one Dr. Mephisto simply ran an ad in the section Of an music magazine The ad read, wanted, unfertilized human eggs for genetic
Donors must have musical With a pleathera of Eager be music starlets willing to sell their eggs The two doctors, after rigorous auditioning, picked and
Dr. Abesacraben felt that it be far less complicated legally If the fetus were brought to term in the of a non human He had since secured the services of The University mascot
A llama by the of "Missy" When the baby was ready, the child was via cesarean It was a healthy baby boy, he was Kevin
I heard a noise In the night the most sensual A song of love from an year old boy Stuck in my head and this is he said
I am boy reality I am boy Who buy my raspberries?
was a beautiful child Dr. Abesacraben saw to it that Kevin was By the in all aspects of performing His voice was golden and had a sweetness to it most males lacked He moved with grace and was able to by the time he was three
As Kevin grew in his Dr. Abesacraben started noticing odd developments in his physical When Kevin lost his baby His secondaries came in a vengeance were at least twice the size of a normal adult's
And the two in stuck nearly straight out as Kevin reached his eighth year He was the same height as he was he was four To top it off, he was hair all over and his penis was enormous by adult standards
It also dawned on the doctor Even through all the years of hearing Kevin sing he rarely Often choosing to communicate with various grunt and
I once heard a In the night the most sensual A song of love from an year old boy Stuck in my and this is what he said
I am boy Pondering I am boy Who buy my raspberries?
Others were the changes in Kevin Children to tease him, to call him "Gopher Boy" One day a bully by the of "Big Roy" Started throwing at him Soon a crowd of kids all throwing bananas
Suddenly, in a fury, rushed at Big Roy And bit three finger fingers off on his hand Kevin was taken away and in the custody of the state Dr. Abesacraben's were found out
But there was no Legislation concerning the instruction of another human being No criminal charges brought forth The association's board of ethics Stripped him of all his credentials and his reputation was
In fact, his became so synonymous with failure That for to come Medical students around the Were known to say in times of "Damn, I just like Abesacraben"
Dr. immediately began proceedings to adopt little Kevin Being a noted scientist and the creator of the cloned It wasn't long before the two were legally united as and son They to Colorado where they live in relative obscurity
Kevin is still a boy of few spoken mainly to his grunts and gurgles But on occasion, if you listen You can hear his golden signing voice Ring out into the night over the town of South
I am boy Pondering I am boy Who buy my raspberries?