Luyện nghe bài hát Mephisto & Kevin

In 1986, the University of at Davis
Saw two of its all time stars
Dr. Alphonse and Dr. Arnie Abesacraben
Dr. worked hard towards his thesis

His goal was to genetically duplicate the DNA of Asparagus
So that all Asparagus would grow to the same and length
Giving Asparagus a much more sent presentation
In the supermarket vegetable bins

Dr. Abesacraben's was to genetically create
The greatest musical entertainer the world had seen
Dr. Abesacraben knew that if he assemble
The right elements he could theoretically
A DNA structure that would ensure his
Had talent far surpassing the individual

At the time, one subject of urban myth was the story
Michael in an effort to retain his youthful look
And feminine characteristics, had his testicles surgically removed
Thereby making him a modern day

If such a were true
Michael Jackson that likely
Would have had of his semen preserved before the surgery
To his the future of his name and lineage

Word came back to Dr. Abesacraben of a secret storage locker
Deep within the bowels of the UCLA research
That not only contained four containers of frozen
But also a pair of testicles
Each was labeled the name "Jack Michaelson"

I once heard a
In the night the sensual voice
A song of love from an year old boy
Stuck in my head and this is what he

I am boy
reality
I am boy
Who buy my raspberries?

had to be the seed of the king of pop
Dr. was able to use his charm
And chiseled Greek to woo a young lab technician
By the of Jennifer
Who of happened to have the proper access needed to obtain
A small vial of the precious

The search for the egg was a one
Dr. Mephisto simply ran an ad in the section
Of an music magazine
The ad read, wanted, unfertilized human eggs for experiment

Donors must have musical
With a of young
Eager wanna be music willing to sell their eggs
The two doctors, rigorous auditioning, picked and purchased

Dr. Abesacraben felt that it be far less complicated legally
If the were brought to term in the womb of a non human
He had long since the services of
The University volleyball

A by the name of "Missy"
When the baby was ready, the was removed via cesarean
It was a healthy boy, he was named Kevin

I once a noise
In the night the sensual voice
A of love from an eight year old boy
Stuck in my head and is what he said

I am boy
Pondering
I am boy
Who buy my raspberries?

Kevin was a beautiful
Dr. Abesacraben saw to it that was trained
By the best in all aspects of
His voice was and had a sweetness to it that most males lacked
He moved with and was able to moonwalk by the time he was three

As Kevin in his talent
Dr. Abesacraben noticing odd developments in his physical state
When Kevin lost his teeth
His secondaries came in a vengeance
They were at least twice the size of a adult's

And the two in front nearly straight out
Also as Kevin reached his year
He was the height as he was when he was four
To top it off, he was growing hair all and his penis was enormous
Even by adult

It also dawned on the doctor
Even all the years of hearing Kevin sing he rarely spoke
Often choosing to with various grunt and gurgles

I once heard a
In the night the most sensual
A song of love from an eight old boy
Stuck in my and this is what he said

I am boy
Pondering
I am boy
Who buy my raspberries?

Others were the changes in Kevin
began to tease him, to call him "Gopher Boy"
One day a bully by the of "Big Roy"
throwing bananas at him
Soon a crowd of kids all throwing bananas

Suddenly, in a fury, rushed at Big Roy
And bit three finger fingers off on his left
Kevin was taken and placed in the custody of the state
Dr. actions were found out

But because was no
Legislation the genetic instruction of another human being
No criminal charges were brought
The association's board of ethics
Stripped him of all his credentials and his was ruined

In fact, his name became so with failure
That for to come
Medical students the world
known to say in times of mishaps
"Damn, I feel like Abesacraben"

Dr. Mephisto immediately began proceedings to little Kevin
Being a scientist and the creator of the cloned Asparagus
It wasn't long before the two were legally united as and son
moved to Colorado where they live in relative obscurity

Kevin is still a boy of few spoken
Sticking mainly to his and gurgles
But on occasion, if you closely
You can hear his sweet signing voice
Ring out into the night the town of South Park

I am boy
Pondering
I am boy
Who buy my raspberries?