In 1986, the University of Californa at Saw two of its all time stars Dr. Mephisto and Dr. Arnie Abesacraben Dr. Mephisto worked hard his thesis
His goal was to duplicate the DNA structure of Asparagus So that all Asparagus grow to the same girth and length Asparagus a much more plea sent presentation In the world's supermarket bins
Dr. Abesacraben's goal was to genetically The musical entertainer the world had ever seen Dr. Abesacraben knew if he could assemble The elements he could theoretically build A DNA structure would ensure his creation Had talent far the average individual
At the time, one subject of urban myth was the story Michael in an effort to retain his youthful look And feminine vocal characteristics, had his testicles removed Thereby him a modern day castrato
If a rumor were true Michael Jackson more likely Would have had some of his semen preserved before the To ensure his the of his name and lineage
Word came back to Dr. Abesacraben of a cold storage locker Deep within the of the UCLA research center That not only four containers of frozen semen But also a pair of testicles Each was with the name "Jack Michaelson"
I heard a noise In the night the sensual voice A song of love from an eight old boy in my head and this is what he said
I am boy reality I am boy Who will buy my
This had to be the of the king of pop Dr. Abesacraben was able to use his And chiseled Greek feature to woo a lab technician By the name of Who of course happened to have the proper needed to obtain A small vial of the semen
The for the egg was a short one Dr. Mephisto simply ran an ad in the classified Of an music magazine The ad read, wanted, human eggs for genetic experiment
Donors must musical background a pleathera of young Eager wanna be music starlets to sell their eggs The two doctors, rigorous auditioning, picked and purchased
Dr. Abesacraben felt that it would be far complicated legally If the fetus brought to term in the womb of a non human He had long since the services of The University mascot
A llama by the of "Missy" When the baby was ready, the child was via cesarean It was a healthy baby boy, he was named
I heard a noise In the night the most voice A song of from an eight year old boy Stuck in my head and this is what he
I am boy reality I am boy Who will buy my
Kevin was a child Dr. Abesacraben saw to it Kevin was trained By the best in all aspects of His was golden and had a sweetness to it that most males lacked He moved grace and was able to moonwalk by the time he was three
As grew in his talent Dr. Abesacraben started odd developments in his physical state Kevin lost his baby teeth His secondaries came in with a were at least twice the size of a normal adult's
And the two in front nearly straight out Also as Kevin reached his year He was the height as he was when he was four To top it off, he was growing hair all over and his was enormous by adult standards
It dawned on the doctor that Even through all the years of hearing sing he rarely spoke Often choosing to communicate with various and gurgles
I once heard a In the the most sensual voice A song of from an eight year old boy in my head and this is what he said
I am boy reality I am boy Who will buy my
Others were noticing the in Kevin Children began to him, to call him "Gopher Boy" One day a bully by the of "Big Roy" throwing bananas at him Soon a crowd of were all throwing bananas
Suddenly, in a fury, rushed at Big Roy And bit finger fingers off on his left hand Kevin was taken away and placed in the custody of the Dr. Abesacraben's actions found out
But because was no Legislation the genetic instruction of another human being No criminal charges were brought The medical association's board of Stripped him of all his credentials and his was ruined
In fact, his name so synonymous with failure for years to come Medical around the world known to say in times of mishaps "Damn, I just like Abesacraben"
Dr. Mephisto immediately began proceedings to adopt little Being a noted scientist and the creator of the cloned It wasn't long before the two were legally as father and son They moved to Colorado where they in relative obscurity
Kevin is still a boy of few spoken mainly to his grunts and gurgles But on occasion, if you listen You can hear his golden signing voice Ring out into the over the town of South Park
I am boy Pondering I am boy Who will buy my