Luyện nghe bài hát Mephisto & Kevin

In 1986, the University of at Davis
Saw two of its all time brightest
Dr. Mephisto and Dr. Arnie Abesacraben
Dr. Mephisto worked hard his thesis

His goal was to duplicate the DNA structure of Asparagus
So that all Asparagus would grow to the girth and length
Giving Asparagus a more plea sent presentation
In the world's vegetable bins

Dr. Abesacraben's goal was to create
The greatest musical the world had ever seen
Dr. Abesacraben knew that if he assemble
The right elements he could build
A DNA that would ensure his creation
Had talent far the average individual

At the time, one of urban myth was the story that
Michael Jackson in an effort to retain his youthful
And feminine vocal characteristics, had his testicles removed
Thereby making him a modern day

If such a rumor true
Michael Jackson that likely
Would have had some of his semen preserved before the
To ensure his the future of his name and

Word came back to Dr. Abesacraben of a secret cold storage
Deep within the bowels of the UCLA research
That not only contained containers of frozen semen
But also a pair of testicles
Each was labeled with the "Jack Michaelson"

I once a noise
In the night the most voice
A song of love from an year old boy
Stuck in my head and this is what he

I am boy
reality
I am boy
Who will buy my

had to be the seed of the king of pop
Dr. Abesacraben was to use his charm
And chiseled Greek to woo a young lab technician
By the of Jennifer
Who of course happened to have the proper access needed to
A small vial of the precious

The search for the egg was a one
Dr. simply ran an ad in the classified section
Of an airline magazine
The ad read, wanted, unfertilized human eggs for experiment

must have musical background
With a pleathera of
Eager wanna be music starlets willing to sell their
The two doctors, after rigorous auditioning, and purchased

Dr. Abesacraben felt that it be far less complicated legally
If the fetus were brought to term in the womb of a non
He had since secured the services of
The volleyball mascot

A llama by the of "Missy"
When the baby was ready, the was removed via cesarean
It was a healthy baby boy, he was named

I heard a noise
In the night the most voice
A of love from an eight year old boy
Stuck in my head and this is what he

I am boy
Pondering
I am boy
Who will buy my

was a beautiful child
Dr. saw to it that Kevin was trained
By the best in all aspects of
His voice was golden and had a sweetness to it that most lacked
He moved with grace and was able to by the time he was three

As grew in his talent
Dr. Abesacraben started noticing odd developments in his state
Kevin lost his baby teeth
His came in with a vengeance
They were at least twice the size of a normal

And the two in front stuck nearly out
Also as Kevin his eighth year
He was the height as he was when he was four
To top it off, he was hair all over and his penis was enormous
Even by adult

It dawned on the doctor that
through all the years of hearing Kevin sing he rarely spoke
Often choosing to communicate various grunt and gurgles

I once a noise
In the the most sensual voice
A of love from an eight year old boy
in my head and this is what he said

I am boy
Pondering
I am boy
Who buy my raspberries?

were noticing the changes in Kevin
Children to tease him, to call him "Gopher Boy"
One day a bully by the of "Big Roy"
Started throwing at him
Soon a crowd of kids were all bananas

Suddenly, in a fury, Kevin at Big Roy
And bit three finger off on his left hand
Kevin was taken away and placed in the custody of the
Dr. Abesacraben's were found out

But there was no
Legislation concerning the genetic of another human being
No criminal charges were forth
The medical association's of ethics
him of all his credentials and his reputation was ruined

In fact, his name became so synonymous with
That for to come
Medical students the world
Were known to say in times of
"Damn, I feel like Abesacraben"

Dr. Mephisto immediately began proceedings to little Kevin
Being a noted scientist and the creator of the cloned
It wasn't long before the two legally united as father and son
They moved to where they live in relative obscurity

Kevin is still a boy of few spoken
Sticking mainly to his and gurgles
But on occasion, if you listen
You can hear his golden signing voice
Ring out into the night the town of South Park

I am boy
Pondering
I am boy
Who buy my raspberries?