In 1986, the University of Californa at Saw two of its all time stars Dr. Alphonse Mephisto and Dr. Arnie Dr. Mephisto hard towards his thesis
His goal was to genetically the DNA structure of Asparagus So all Asparagus would grow to the same girth and length Giving a much more plea sent presentation In the world's supermarket bins
Dr. goal was to genetically create The greatest entertainer the world had ever seen Dr. Abesacraben that if he could assemble The right elements he theoretically build A DNA that would ensure his creation Had talent far the average individual
At the time, one of urban myth was the story that Michael Jackson in an effort to his youthful look And feminine vocal characteristics, had his testicles removed Thereby making him a day castrato
If such a rumor true Michael Jackson more likely Would have had some of his preserved before the surgery To ensure his the future of his and lineage
Word came back to Dr. Abesacraben of a secret cold locker Deep within the of the UCLA research center That not only four containers of frozen semen But also held a of testicles was labeled with the name "Jack Michaelson"
I once heard a In the night the most voice A song of love from an eight old boy in my head and this is what he said
I am boy Pondering I am boy Who will buy my
This had to be the seed of the of pop Dr. was able to use his charm And Greek feature to woo a young lab technician By the of Jennifer Who of course happened to have the access needed to obtain A vial of the precious semen
The search for the egg was a one Dr. simply ran an ad in the classified section Of an music magazine The ad read, wanted, human eggs for genetic experiment
Donors have musical background With a pleathera of Eager wanna be music starlets willing to sell eggs The two doctors, after rigorous auditioning, picked and
Dr. Abesacraben felt that it would be far less legally If the fetus brought to term in the womb of a non human He had since secured the services of The University mascot
A llama by the of "Missy" When the baby was ready, the child was removed via It was a healthy baby boy, he was named
I heard a noise In the the most sensual voice A song of from an eight year old boy Stuck in my and this is what he said
I am boy reality I am boy Who will buy my
Kevin was a beautiful Dr. Abesacraben saw to it that was trained By the in all aspects of performing His voice was golden and had a sweetness to it most males lacked He moved with grace and was able to moonwalk by the time he was
As Kevin in his talent Dr. Abesacraben noticing odd developments in his physical state When Kevin lost his teeth His secondaries came in a vengeance They were at least twice the size of a normal
And the two in front nearly straight out Also as reached his eighth year He was the height as he was when he was four To top it off, he was growing hair all over and his penis was by adult standards
It also dawned on the that Even through all the years of hearing sing he rarely spoke Often choosing to communicate with grunt and gurgles
I heard a noise In the night the sensual voice A of love from an eight year old boy in my head and this is what he said
I am boy Pondering I am boy Who will buy my
were noticing the changes in Kevin Children to tease him, to call him "Gopher Boy" One day a bully by the of "Big Roy" Started bananas at him a crowd of kids were all throwing bananas
Suddenly, in a fury, rushed at Big Roy And bit three finger fingers off on his hand Kevin was taken away and placed in the of the state Dr. Abesacraben's actions were out
But because was no concerning the genetic instruction of another human being No charges were brought forth The medical association's of ethics Stripped him of all his credentials and his reputation was
In fact, his name became so synonymous failure That for years to Medical around the world Were known to say in times of "Damn, I feel just Abesacraben"
Dr. immediately began proceedings to adopt little Kevin Being a noted scientist and the creator of the cloned It wasn't long before the two were legally united as and son They moved to Colorado where they live in relative
Kevin is still a boy of few words Sticking mainly to his and gurgles But on occasion, if you closely You can hear his golden signing voice out into the night over the town of South Park
I am boy Pondering I am boy Who will buy my