Luyện nghe bài hát Mephisto & Kevin

In 1986, the University of Californa at
Saw two of its all time stars
Dr. Alphonse Mephisto and Dr. Arnie
Dr. Mephisto worked hard towards his

His goal was to genetically duplicate the DNA of Asparagus
So that all would grow to the same girth and length
Giving Asparagus a much more plea sent
In the world's supermarket bins

Dr. goal was to genetically create
The greatest musical entertainer the had ever seen
Dr. knew that if he could assemble
The right elements he could theoretically
A DNA structure would ensure his creation
Had talent far the average individual

At the time, one subject of myth was the story that
Michael Jackson in an effort to his youthful look
And feminine characteristics, had his testicles surgically removed
Thereby making him a modern day

If such a rumor were
Michael more that likely
Would have had some of his semen preserved the surgery
To ensure his the future of his name and

Word came back to Dr. Abesacraben of a cold storage locker
Deep within the bowels of the UCLA research
That not only four containers of frozen semen
But also held a of testicles
Each was labeled the name "Jack Michaelson"

I once heard a
In the the most sensual voice
A song of love from an eight old boy
in my head and this is what he said

I am boy
Pondering
I am boy
Who buy my raspberries?

had to be the seed of the king of pop
Dr. was able to use his charm
And Greek feature to woo a young lab technician
By the of Jennifer
Who of course happened to have the proper access to obtain
A small vial of the semen

The for the egg was a short one
Dr. Mephisto simply ran an ad in the classified
Of an airline magazine
The ad read, wanted, human eggs for genetic experiment

Donors must have background
a pleathera of young
Eager wanna be starlets willing to sell their eggs
The two doctors, after auditioning, picked and purchased

Dr. Abesacraben that it would be far less complicated legally
If the fetus were brought to term in the of a non human
He had long since secured the of
The University mascot

A by the name of "Missy"
the baby was ready, the child was removed via cesarean
It was a baby boy, he was named Kevin

I heard a noise
In the night the sensual voice
A of love from an eight year old boy
Stuck in my head and this is what he

I am boy
reality
I am boy
Who will buy my

was a beautiful child
Dr. saw to it that Kevin was trained
By the best in all aspects of
His voice was golden and had a to it that most males lacked
He moved with grace and was able to moonwalk by the time he was

As Kevin in his talent
Dr. Abesacraben started noticing odd developments in his state
When Kevin lost his baby
His secondaries came in with a
They were at twice the size of a normal adult's

And the two in front stuck straight out
as Kevin reached his eighth year
He was the same as he was when he was four
To top it off, he was growing hair all over and his penis was
Even by adult

It dawned on the doctor that
Even through all the years of hearing sing he rarely spoke
choosing to communicate with various grunt and gurgles

I heard a noise
In the night the sensual voice
A of love from an eight year old boy
Stuck in my head and this is he said

I am boy
Pondering
I am boy
Who will buy my

Others were noticing the in Kevin
Children began to tease him, to him "Gopher Boy"
One day a bully by the of "Big Roy"
Started bananas at him
Soon a crowd of kids all throwing bananas

Suddenly, in a fury, Kevin at Big Roy
And bit finger fingers off on his left hand
Kevin was taken away and placed in the custody of the
Dr. Abesacraben's actions found out

But because was no
Legislation concerning the genetic of another human being
No criminal charges were forth
The association's board of ethics
Stripped him of all his credentials and his reputation was

In fact, his name so synonymous with failure
That for years to
Medical students around the
Were known to say in times of
"Damn, I feel like Abesacraben"

Dr. immediately began proceedings to adopt little Kevin
Being a noted scientist and the creator of the cloned
It wasn't long before the two were united as father and son
They moved to Colorado where they in relative obscurity

Kevin is still a boy of few words
mainly to his grunts and gurgles
But on occasion, if you listen
You can hear his golden signing voice
Ring out into the night the town of South Park

I am boy
Pondering
I am boy
Who will buy my