Luyện nghe bài hát Mephisto & Kevin

In 1986, the University of Californa at
Saw two of its all time stars
Dr. Mephisto and Dr. Arnie Abesacraben
Dr. worked hard towards his thesis

His goal was to genetically duplicate the DNA of Asparagus
So all Asparagus would grow to the same girth and length
Asparagus a much more plea sent presentation
In the world's supermarket vegetable

Dr. Abesacraben's goal was to create
The musical entertainer the world had ever seen
Dr. Abesacraben knew that if he could
The right elements he could build
A DNA structure that would his creation
Had far surpassing the average individual

At the time, one subject of urban myth was the story
Jackson in an effort to retain his youthful look
And feminine vocal characteristics, had his surgically removed
Thereby making him a day castrato

If such a were true
Jackson more that likely
Would have had some of his semen preserved before the
To ensure his the future of his name and

Word came back to Dr. Abesacraben of a secret cold locker
Deep within the of the UCLA research center
That not only contained four of frozen semen
But also held a pair of
was labeled with the name "Jack Michaelson"

I heard a noise
In the night the most sensual
A of love from an eight year old boy
in my head and this is what he said

I am boy
Pondering
I am boy
Who buy my raspberries?

This had to be the of the king of pop
Dr. Abesacraben was to use his charm
And chiseled Greek feature to woo a young lab
By the of Jennifer
Who of course happened to have the proper access needed to
A small vial of the precious

The for the egg was a short one
Dr. Mephisto simply ran an ad in the section
Of an airline music
The ad read, wanted, unfertilized human eggs for genetic

Donors must have background
With a of young
Eager wanna be music starlets willing to sell eggs
The two doctors, after rigorous auditioning, picked and

Dr. felt that it would be far less complicated legally
If the fetus were brought to term in the of a non human
He had since secured the services of
The University mascot

A llama by the of "Missy"
the baby was ready, the child was removed via cesarean
It was a baby boy, he was named Kevin

I once a noise
In the the most sensual voice
A song of love from an year old boy
Stuck in my head and this is what he

I am boy
Pondering
I am boy
Who buy my raspberries?

Kevin was a beautiful
Dr. Abesacraben saw to it that Kevin was
By the in all aspects of performing
His voice was golden and had a sweetness to it that males lacked
He moved with grace and was able to moonwalk by the time he was

As Kevin grew in his
Dr. Abesacraben started noticing odd in his physical state
When Kevin lost his baby
His secondaries came in with a
They were at least twice the size of a adult's

And the two in stuck nearly straight out
Also as Kevin his eighth year
He was the same as he was when he was four
To top it off, he was growing hair all over and his was enormous
by adult standards

It dawned on the doctor that
Even through all the years of hearing Kevin sing he rarely
Often to communicate with various grunt and gurgles

I heard a noise
In the the most sensual voice
A song of love from an year old boy
Stuck in my and this is what he said

I am boy
reality
I am boy
Who will buy my

Others were noticing the changes in
Children began to tease him, to him "Gopher Boy"
One day a by the name of "Big Roy"
Started bananas at him
Soon a crowd of kids all throwing bananas

Suddenly, in a fury, rushed at Big Roy
And bit three fingers off on his left hand
Kevin was away and placed in the custody of the state
Dr. Abesacraben's actions were out

But because was no
Legislation concerning the instruction of another human being
No charges were brought forth
The medical association's of ethics
Stripped him of all his and his reputation was ruined

In fact, his name became so with failure
That for to come
Medical students around the
Were to say in times of mishaps
"Damn, I feel just Abesacraben"

Dr. immediately began proceedings to adopt little Kevin
Being a noted and the creator of the cloned Asparagus
It wasn't long the two were legally united as father and son
They moved to Colorado where live in relative obscurity

is still a boy of few spoken words
Sticking mainly to his and gurgles
But on occasion, if you closely
You can hear his sweet golden voice
Ring out into the night the town of South Park

I am boy
Pondering
I am boy
Who buy my raspberries?