In 1986, the of Californa at Davis Saw two of its all time stars Dr. Alphonse Mephisto and Dr. Arnie Dr. Mephisto worked hard his thesis
His goal was to genetically duplicate the DNA structure of So that all Asparagus would grow to the girth and length Giving Asparagus a more plea sent presentation In the world's supermarket bins
Dr. Abesacraben's goal was to create The greatest musical the world had ever seen Dr. Abesacraben knew that if he could The right elements he theoretically build A DNA structure that would his creation Had talent far surpassing the individual
At the time, one subject of urban myth was the story Michael Jackson in an effort to retain his youthful And feminine vocal characteristics, had his testicles surgically Thereby making him a modern day
If such a were true Michael Jackson more that Would have had some of his semen before the surgery To ensure his the future of his name and
Word came back to Dr. Abesacraben of a secret cold locker Deep within the bowels of the UCLA research not only contained four containers of frozen semen But also a pair of testicles was labeled with the name "Jack Michaelson"
I once heard a In the night the most voice A song of love an eight year old boy Stuck in my head and this is what he
I am boy reality I am boy Who buy my raspberries?
had to be the seed of the king of pop Dr. Abesacraben was to use his charm And Greek feature to woo a young lab technician By the name of Who of course happened to have the proper access needed to A vial of the precious semen
The search for the egg was a one Dr. simply ran an ad in the classified section Of an airline music The ad read, wanted, human eggs for genetic experiment
Donors must have musical a pleathera of young Eager wanna be music willing to sell their eggs The two doctors, after rigorous auditioning, and purchased
Dr. Abesacraben that it would be far less complicated legally If the fetus were to term in the womb of a non human He had since secured the services of The University mascot
A by the name of "Missy" When the baby was ready, the was removed via cesarean It was a healthy boy, he was named Kevin
I once heard a In the the most sensual voice A of love from an eight year old boy Stuck in my and this is what he said
I am boy reality I am boy Who buy my raspberries?
Kevin was a child Dr. Abesacraben saw to it that Kevin was By the in all aspects of performing His voice was golden and had a sweetness to it that most males He moved with grace and was able to moonwalk by the time he was
As Kevin in his talent Dr. Abesacraben started noticing odd developments in his physical Kevin lost his baby teeth His secondaries came in with a were at least twice the size of a normal adult's
And the two in stuck nearly straight out Also as Kevin reached his year He was the height as he was when he was four To top it off, he was growing hair all over and his penis was by adult standards
It also dawned on the doctor Even through all the of hearing Kevin sing he rarely spoke Often choosing to communicate various grunt and gurgles
I heard a noise In the the most sensual voice A of love from an eight year old boy Stuck in my head and this is he said
I am boy Pondering I am boy Who will buy my
were noticing the changes in Kevin Children began to tease him, to him "Gopher Boy" One day a by the name of "Big Roy" Started bananas at him Soon a crowd of kids were all bananas
Suddenly, in a fury, Kevin at Big Roy And bit three finger off on his left hand was taken away and placed in the custody of the state Dr. Abesacraben's were found out
But because was no Legislation the genetic instruction of another human being No charges were brought forth The association's board of ethics Stripped him of all his credentials and his reputation was
In fact, his became so synonymous with failure for years to come Medical students the world Were known to say in of mishaps "Damn, I feel like Abesacraben"
Dr. Mephisto immediately began proceedings to little Kevin a noted scientist and the creator of the cloned Asparagus It wasn't long before the two were united as father and son They moved to where they live in relative obscurity
is still a boy of few spoken words Sticking mainly to his and gurgles But on occasion, if you listen You can hear his sweet golden signing Ring out into the night over the town of Park
I am boy reality I am boy Who buy my raspberries?