Luyện nghe bài hát Mephisto & Kevin

In 1986, the University of Californa at
Saw two of its all time brightest
Dr. Mephisto and Dr. Arnie Abesacraben
Dr. Mephisto hard towards his thesis

His was to genetically duplicate the DNA structure of Asparagus
So all Asparagus would grow to the same girth and length
Giving Asparagus a much more plea presentation
In the world's supermarket vegetable

Dr. Abesacraben's goal was to create
The greatest entertainer the world had ever seen
Dr. Abesacraben knew that if he could
The right elements he theoretically build
A DNA structure that would his creation
Had far surpassing the average individual

At the time, one subject of urban myth was the that
Michael Jackson in an effort to his youthful look
And feminine vocal characteristics, had his surgically removed
Thereby making him a day castrato

If such a rumor were
Michael Jackson more likely
Would have had some of his preserved before the surgery
To his the future of his name and lineage

Word came back to Dr. Abesacraben of a secret storage locker
within the bowels of the UCLA research center
That not only contained containers of frozen semen
But also held a of testicles
was labeled with the name "Jack Michaelson"

I once heard a
In the night the most sensual
A song of love from an year old boy
in my head and this is what he said

I am boy
Pondering
I am boy
Who will buy my

had to be the seed of the king of pop
Dr. Abesacraben was able to use his
And chiseled Greek to woo a young lab technician
By the of Jennifer
Who of course happened to have the proper needed to obtain
A vial of the precious semen

The for the egg was a short one
Dr. simply ran an ad in the classified section
Of an airline music
The ad read, wanted, unfertilized human eggs for genetic

must have musical background
With a pleathera of
Eager wanna be music willing to sell their eggs
The two doctors, after rigorous auditioning, and purchased

Dr. Abesacraben felt that it be far less complicated legally
If the fetus brought to term in the womb of a non human
He had since secured the services of
The University volleyball

A llama by the of "Missy"
When the baby was ready, the child was removed via
It was a healthy baby boy, he was Kevin

I once heard a
In the the most sensual voice
A song of love an eight year old boy
Stuck in my and this is what he said

I am boy
reality
I am boy
Who will buy my

Kevin was a child
Dr. saw to it that Kevin was trained
By the best in all aspects of
His voice was golden and had a sweetness to it most males lacked
He moved with grace and was to moonwalk by the time he was three

As grew in his talent
Dr. Abesacraben started noticing odd developments in his state
Kevin lost his baby teeth
His came in with a vengeance
They were at twice the size of a normal adult's

And the two in front stuck nearly out
Also as Kevin reached his year
He was the same height as he was he was four
To top it off, he was growing hair all over and his penis was
Even by adult

It also dawned on the that
Even through all the years of hearing Kevin sing he rarely
Often choosing to with various grunt and gurgles

I once a noise
In the the most sensual voice
A of love from an eight year old boy
Stuck in my head and this is what he

I am boy
reality
I am boy
Who will buy my

Others were noticing the changes in
Children to tease him, to call him "Gopher Boy"
One day a by the name of "Big Roy"
Started bananas at him
Soon a crowd of kids were all throwing

Suddenly, in a fury, rushed at Big Roy
And bit three finger fingers off on his left
Kevin was taken away and in the custody of the state
Dr. Abesacraben's were found out

But because was no
Legislation concerning the genetic of another human being
No criminal were brought forth
The medical board of ethics
Stripped him of all his and his reputation was ruined

In fact, his name became so synonymous failure
for years to come
Medical students around the
Were known to say in times of
"Damn, I feel like Abesacraben"

Dr. immediately began proceedings to adopt little Kevin
a noted scientist and the creator of the cloned Asparagus
It wasn't before the two were legally united as father and son
They moved to Colorado where live in relative obscurity

is still a boy of few spoken words
Sticking mainly to his grunts and
But on occasion, if you closely
You can his sweet golden signing voice
Ring out the night over the town of South Park

I am boy
Pondering
I am boy
Who will buy my