In 1986, the of Californa at Davis Saw two of its all time stars Dr. Mephisto and Dr. Arnie Abesacraben Dr. worked hard towards his thesis
His goal was to duplicate the DNA structure of Asparagus So that all Asparagus grow to the same girth and length Giving Asparagus a much more plea presentation In the world's supermarket vegetable
Dr. Abesacraben's was to genetically create The greatest musical entertainer the had ever seen Dr. knew that if he could assemble The right elements he could theoretically A DNA structure that ensure his creation Had talent far surpassing the individual
At the time, one subject of urban myth was the story Michael in an effort to retain his youthful look And feminine vocal characteristics, had his testicles surgically making him a modern day castrato
If such a rumor were Michael Jackson more that Would have had some of his preserved before the surgery To ensure his the future of his name and
Word came back to Dr. Abesacraben of a secret cold locker Deep within the bowels of the research center That not only contained containers of frozen semen But held a pair of testicles was labeled with the name "Jack Michaelson"
I heard a noise In the night the sensual voice A song of from an eight year old boy Stuck in my head and this is he said
I am boy Pondering I am boy Who buy my raspberries?
This had to be the of the king of pop Dr. Abesacraben was to use his charm And chiseled Greek to woo a young lab technician By the of Jennifer Who of course happened to have the proper needed to obtain A small of the precious semen
The search for the egg was a one Dr. Mephisto ran an ad in the classified section Of an music magazine The ad read, wanted, unfertilized eggs for genetic experiment
must have musical background With a pleathera of Eager be music starlets willing to sell their eggs The two doctors, rigorous auditioning, picked and purchased
Dr. Abesacraben felt that it would be far less complicated If the fetus were brought to in the womb of a non human He had long secured the services of The University mascot
A by the name of "Missy" When the baby was ready, the child was via cesarean It was a healthy boy, he was named Kevin
I heard a noise In the night the most sensual A song of from an eight year old boy Stuck in my head and this is he said
I am boy Pondering I am boy Who will buy my
Kevin was a child Dr. Abesacraben saw to it that was trained By the best in all of performing His voice was golden and had a to it that most males lacked He moved with grace and was able to by the time he was three
As Kevin grew in his Dr. Abesacraben noticing odd developments in his physical state Kevin lost his baby teeth His secondaries in with a vengeance They were at least twice the size of a adult's
And the two in stuck nearly straight out Also as Kevin his eighth year He was the same height as he was he was four To top it off, he was growing all over and his penis was enormous Even by adult
It also dawned on the doctor Even through all the years of hearing sing he rarely spoke Often choosing to communicate with grunt and gurgles
I once heard a In the night the most voice A song of from an eight year old boy Stuck in my head and is what he said
I am boy reality I am boy Who will buy my
were noticing the changes in Kevin Children began to him, to call him "Gopher Boy" One day a by the name of "Big Roy" Started throwing at him Soon a crowd of kids were all throwing
Suddenly, in a fury, rushed at Big Roy And bit three fingers off on his left hand Kevin was away and placed in the custody of the state Dr. actions were found out
But there was no Legislation concerning the genetic instruction of human being No charges were brought forth The medical association's board of Stripped him of all his credentials and his reputation was
In fact, his name so synonymous with failure That for to come students around the world Were known to say in times of "Damn, I feel like Abesacraben"
Dr. Mephisto immediately began proceedings to adopt little Being a noted scientist and the of the cloned Asparagus It wasn't long before the two legally united as father and son They to Colorado where they live in relative obscurity
Kevin is a boy of few spoken words Sticking mainly to his and gurgles But on occasion, if you closely You can his sweet golden signing voice Ring out into the night over the town of Park
I am boy Pondering I am boy Who will buy my