Luyện nghe bài hát Mephisto & Kevin

In 1986, the University of at Davis
Saw two of its all time stars
Dr. Alphonse and Dr. Arnie Abesacraben
Dr. Mephisto worked towards his thesis

His goal was to genetically duplicate the DNA of Asparagus
So that all Asparagus would grow to the girth and length
Asparagus a much more plea sent presentation
In the world's supermarket bins

Dr. goal was to genetically create
The greatest musical entertainer the world had ever
Dr. knew that if he could assemble
The elements he could theoretically build
A DNA that would ensure his creation
Had talent far the average individual

At the time, one of urban myth was the story that
Michael Jackson in an to retain his youthful look
And feminine vocal characteristics, had his testicles surgically
Thereby him a modern day castrato

If a rumor were true
Michael Jackson more that
Would have had some of his semen preserved before the
To ensure his the future of his and lineage

Word came to Dr. Abesacraben of a secret cold storage locker
Deep within the bowels of the research center
That not contained four containers of frozen semen
But also a pair of testicles
Each was with the name "Jack Michaelson"

I once heard a
In the the most sensual voice
A of love from an eight year old boy
Stuck in my head and this is he said

I am boy
reality
I am boy
Who buy my raspberries?

had to be the seed of the king of pop
Dr. Abesacraben was to use his charm
And chiseled Greek to woo a young lab technician
By the of Jennifer
Who of course happened to have the proper access needed to
A small of the precious semen

The for the egg was a short one
Dr. Mephisto simply ran an ad in the classified
Of an music magazine
The ad read, wanted, human eggs for genetic experiment

Donors have musical background
With a pleathera of
Eager wanna be music willing to sell their eggs
The two doctors, after rigorous auditioning, and purchased

Dr. felt that it would be far less complicated legally
If the fetus were to term in the womb of a non human
He had long secured the services of
The University mascot

A llama by the of "Missy"
When the baby was ready, the was removed via cesarean
It was a healthy baby boy, he was named

I once heard a
In the the most sensual voice
A song of love from an year old boy
Stuck in my and this is what he said

I am boy
Pondering
I am boy
Who buy my raspberries?

Kevin was a child
Dr. Abesacraben saw to it that was trained
By the best in all aspects of
His was golden and had a sweetness to it that most males lacked
He moved with grace and was able to by the time he was three

As Kevin in his talent
Dr. started noticing odd developments in his physical state
When Kevin lost his baby
His came in with a vengeance
They were at least twice the size of a normal

And the two in front stuck straight out
Also as Kevin his eighth year
He was the same height as he was he was four
To top it off, he was growing hair all and his penis was enormous
by adult standards

It dawned on the doctor that
Even through all the of hearing Kevin sing he rarely spoke
choosing to communicate with various grunt and gurgles

I once a noise
In the night the sensual voice
A song of love from an eight old boy
Stuck in my head and this is he said

I am boy
reality
I am boy
Who buy my raspberries?

Others were noticing the changes in
Children began to tease him, to him "Gopher Boy"
One day a by the name of "Big Roy"
Started bananas at him
Soon a crowd of kids all throwing bananas

Suddenly, in a fury, rushed at Big Roy
And bit finger fingers off on his left hand
Kevin was taken away and placed in the custody of the
Dr. Abesacraben's actions were out

But there was no
Legislation concerning the instruction of another human being
No criminal were brought forth
The medical board of ethics
Stripped him of all his credentials and his was ruined

In fact, his name became so with failure
for years to come
Medical students the world
known to say in times of mishaps
"Damn, I just like Abesacraben"

Dr. Mephisto immediately began proceedings to adopt Kevin
a noted scientist and the creator of the cloned Asparagus
It wasn't long before the two were united as father and son
They to Colorado where they live in relative obscurity

Kevin is still a boy of few spoken
Sticking mainly to his grunts and
But on occasion, if you closely
You can hear his golden signing voice
Ring out into the night over the town of Park

I am boy
Pondering
I am boy
Who will buy my