Luyện nghe bài hát Mephisto & Kevin

In 1986, the University of at Davis
Saw two of its all time brightest
Dr. Alphonse Mephisto and Dr. Arnie
Dr. worked hard towards his thesis

His was to genetically duplicate the DNA structure of Asparagus
So that all would grow to the same girth and length
Giving Asparagus a much plea sent presentation
In the world's supermarket vegetable

Dr. Abesacraben's goal was to create
The greatest musical entertainer the had ever seen
Dr. Abesacraben knew that if he could
The right he could theoretically build
A DNA structure that would his creation
Had talent far the average individual

At the time, one subject of urban myth was the story
Michael Jackson in an effort to retain his youthful
And feminine characteristics, had his testicles surgically removed
Thereby making him a day castrato

If such a rumor were
Jackson more that likely
Would have had some of his semen preserved before the
To ensure his the future of his name and

Word came to Dr. Abesacraben of a secret cold storage locker
Deep within the of the UCLA research center
That not only contained four of frozen semen
But held a pair of testicles
was labeled with the name "Jack Michaelson"

I once a noise
In the night the sensual voice
A song of love from an year old boy
Stuck in my head and this is what he

I am boy
reality
I am boy
Who will buy my

This had to be the seed of the of pop
Dr. was able to use his charm
And chiseled Greek feature to woo a young lab
By the name of
Who of course happened to the proper access needed to obtain
A small vial of the semen

The for the egg was a short one
Dr. Mephisto ran an ad in the classified section
Of an airline magazine
The ad read, wanted, unfertilized human eggs for experiment

must have musical background
With a of young
Eager be music starlets willing to sell their eggs
The two doctors, after rigorous auditioning, picked and

Dr. felt that it would be far less complicated legally
If the fetus brought to term in the womb of a non human
He had since secured the services of
The University volleyball

A llama by the of "Missy"
When the baby was ready, the child was removed via
It was a healthy baby boy, he was Kevin

I once a noise
In the the most sensual voice
A song of love from an eight old boy
Stuck in my head and is what he said

I am boy
Pondering
I am boy
Who will buy my

Kevin was a child
Dr. Abesacraben saw to it that Kevin was
By the best in all aspects of
His voice was and had a sweetness to it that most males lacked
He moved with grace and was able to by the time he was three

As grew in his talent
Dr. Abesacraben started noticing odd in his physical state
Kevin lost his baby teeth
His secondaries in with a vengeance
They were at least the size of a normal adult's

And the two in stuck nearly straight out
Also as reached his eighth year
He was the same height as he was he was four
To top it off, he was hair all over and his penis was enormous
Even by standards

It also on the doctor that
Even all the years of hearing Kevin sing he rarely spoke
Often choosing to communicate with various and gurgles

I once a noise
In the night the most voice
A song of love from an eight old boy
Stuck in my head and is what he said

I am boy
reality
I am boy
Who will buy my

Others were noticing the changes in
Children began to tease him, to him "Gopher Boy"
One day a by the name of "Big Roy"
throwing bananas at him
Soon a of kids were all throwing bananas

Suddenly, in a fury, rushed at Big Roy
And bit finger fingers off on his left hand
Kevin was away and placed in the custody of the state
Dr. Abesacraben's actions were out

But there was no
concerning the genetic instruction of another human being
No charges were brought forth
The medical board of ethics
Stripped him of all his and his reputation was ruined

In fact, his became so synonymous with failure
That for to come
Medical students the world
Were known to say in of mishaps
"Damn, I just like Abesacraben"

Dr. Mephisto immediately began proceedings to adopt little
Being a noted and the creator of the cloned Asparagus
It wasn't long before the two were legally as father and son
They moved to Colorado where they live in obscurity

Kevin is still a boy of few spoken
Sticking to his grunts and gurgles
But on occasion, if you closely
You can hear his golden signing voice
Ring out into the night over the of South Park

I am boy
reality
I am boy
Who buy my raspberries?