Luyện nghe bài hát Mephisto & Kevin

In 1986, the University of Californa at
Saw two of its all time brightest
Dr. Alphonse Mephisto and Dr. Abesacraben
Dr. Mephisto worked hard towards his

His was to genetically duplicate the DNA structure of Asparagus
So that all Asparagus would grow to the girth and length
Giving Asparagus a much plea sent presentation
In the world's vegetable bins

Dr. Abesacraben's goal was to genetically
The greatest musical the world had ever seen
Dr. Abesacraben that if he could assemble
The right elements he could theoretically
A DNA structure that would his creation
Had far surpassing the average individual

At the time, one subject of urban was the story that
Michael Jackson in an to retain his youthful look
And feminine vocal characteristics, had his testicles removed
making him a modern day castrato

If a rumor were true
Michael Jackson more that
Would have had some of his semen preserved the surgery
To ensure his the future of his and lineage

Word came back to Dr. Abesacraben of a secret storage locker
Deep within the bowels of the research center
That not only contained containers of frozen semen
But also a pair of testicles
was labeled with the name "Jack Michaelson"

I once a noise
In the night the sensual voice
A song of love an eight year old boy
Stuck in my and this is what he said

I am boy
reality
I am boy
Who will buy my

had to be the seed of the king of pop
Dr. was able to use his charm
And Greek feature to woo a young lab technician
By the of Jennifer
Who of course to have the proper access needed to obtain
A small vial of the precious

The search for the egg was a one
Dr. Mephisto simply ran an ad in the classified
Of an music magazine
The ad read, wanted, unfertilized human for genetic experiment

Donors must have musical
a pleathera of young
Eager be music starlets willing to sell their eggs
The two doctors, after rigorous auditioning, picked and

Dr. Abesacraben felt that it would be far complicated legally
If the were brought to term in the womb of a non human
He had long secured the services of
The University mascot

A llama by the of "Missy"
When the baby was ready, the was removed via cesarean
It was a healthy baby boy, he was Kevin

I once heard a
In the night the most voice
A song of love from an year old boy
Stuck in my head and is what he said

I am boy
reality
I am boy
Who buy my raspberries?

was a beautiful child
Dr. Abesacraben saw to it that Kevin was
By the best in all of performing
His was golden and had a sweetness to it that most males lacked
He moved with grace and was able to moonwalk by the time he was

As Kevin grew in his
Dr. Abesacraben started noticing odd in his physical state
When Kevin lost his teeth
His secondaries in with a vengeance
were at least twice the size of a normal adult's

And the two in stuck nearly straight out
as Kevin reached his eighth year
He was the same height as he was when he was
To top it off, he was growing hair all over and his was enormous
Even by adult

It also dawned on the doctor
Even through all the years of hearing Kevin sing he rarely
Often choosing to with various grunt and gurgles

I once heard a
In the night the sensual voice
A song of love from an year old boy
Stuck in my head and is what he said

I am boy
Pondering
I am boy
Who will buy my

Others noticing the changes in Kevin
Children began to tease him, to him "Gopher Boy"
One day a bully by the of "Big Roy"
Started bananas at him
Soon a crowd of were all throwing bananas

Suddenly, in a fury, Kevin at Big Roy
And bit finger fingers off on his left hand
Kevin was taken away and placed in the custody of the
Dr. actions were found out

But there was no
Legislation concerning the genetic of another human being
No criminal charges were forth
The medical association's board of
Stripped him of all his credentials and his was ruined

In fact, his became so synonymous with failure
That for years to
students around the world
Were known to say in times of
"Damn, I feel just Abesacraben"

Dr. Mephisto immediately began proceedings to adopt little
Being a noted scientist and the creator of the Asparagus
It wasn't long before the two legally united as father and son
They to Colorado where they live in relative obscurity

is still a boy of few spoken words
Sticking mainly to his and gurgles
But on occasion, if you listen
You can his sweet golden signing voice
Ring out into the over the town of South Park

I am boy
reality
I am boy
Who buy my raspberries?