Luyện nghe bài hát Mephisto And Kevin

In 1986, the University of at Davis
Saw two of its all brightest stars
Dr. Alphonse and Dr. Arnie Abesacraben
Dr. Mephisto worked hard his thesis

His was to genetically duplicate the DNA structure of Asparagus
So that all would grow to the same girth and length
Giving Asparagus a much more sent presentation
In the supermarket vegetable bins

Dr. Abesacraben's goal was to create
The greatest musical entertainer the world had seen
Dr. Abesacraben knew that if he could
The elements he could theoretically build
A DNA that would ensure his creation
Had talent far surpassing the individual

At the time, one subject of urban was the story that
Michael Jackson in an to retain his youthful look
And feminine vocal characteristics, had his testicles removed
Thereby making him a modern day

If a rumor were true
Jackson more that likely
Would have had of his semen preserved before the surgery
To ensure his the future of his name and

Word came back to Dr. Abesacraben of a secret cold locker
Deep the bowels of the UCLA research center
That not only four containers of frozen semen
But held a pair of testicles
Each was with the name "Jack Michaelson"

I heard a noise
In the night the most voice
A song of from an eight year old boy
Stuck in my and this is what he said

I am boy
Pondering
I am boy
Who buy my raspberries?

This had to be the seed of the of pop
Dr. was able to use his charm
And chiseled Greek feature to woo a lab technician
By the of Jennifer
Who of course happened to the proper access needed to obtain
A small of the precious semen

The search for the egg was a one
Dr. Mephisto simply ran an ad in the classified
Of an music magazine
The ad read, wanted, human eggs for genetic experiment

Donors must have background
With a of young
Eager wanna be music starlets willing to sell eggs
The two doctors, after rigorous auditioning, and purchased

Dr. Abesacraben felt that it be far less complicated legally
If the fetus were brought to in the womb of a non human
He had long since secured the of
The University volleyball

A by the name of "Missy"
When the baby was ready, the was removed via cesarean
It was a baby boy, he was named Kevin

I once a noise
In the night the most sensual
A song of love from an eight old boy
Stuck in my head and this is he said

I am boy
reality
I am boy
Who will buy my

Kevin was a child
Dr. Abesacraben saw to it that was trained
By the best in all aspects of
His voice was golden and had a sweetness to it that males lacked
He moved with grace and was able to by the time he was three

As Kevin in his talent
Dr. Abesacraben started odd developments in his physical state
Kevin lost his baby teeth
His secondaries came in with a
They were at twice the size of a normal adult's

And the two in front stuck nearly out
as Kevin reached his eighth year
He was the same height as he was he was four
To top it off, he was growing hair all over and his penis was
by adult standards

It also dawned on the that
Even through all the years of hearing Kevin he rarely spoke
Often choosing to communicate with various grunt and

I once heard a
In the night the most voice
A song of love from an year old boy
Stuck in my head and this is he said

I am boy
reality
I am boy
Who buy my raspberries?

Others noticing the changes in Kevin
Children began to him, to call him "Gopher Boy"
One day a bully by the of "Big Roy"
throwing bananas at him
Soon a crowd of kids were all bananas

Suddenly, in a fury, rushed at Big Roy
And bit three finger fingers off on his hand
Kevin was taken away and in the custody of the state
Dr. Abesacraben's were found out

But there was no
concerning the genetic instruction of another human being
No criminal charges were forth
The medical association's of ethics
him of all his credentials and his reputation was ruined

In fact, his name became so synonymous failure
That for to come
Medical around the world
known to say in times of mishaps
"Damn, I feel like Abesacraben"

Dr. Mephisto immediately began to adopt little Kevin
Being a noted scientist and the creator of the Asparagus
It long before the two were legally united as father and son
They moved to Colorado where they live in relative

Kevin is still a boy of few spoken
mainly to his grunts and gurgles
But on occasion, if you closely
You can hear his sweet golden voice
Ring out into the night the town of South Park

I am boy
reality
I am boy
Who will buy my