Luyện nghe bài hát Mephisto And Kevin

In 1986, the of Californa at Davis
Saw two of its all time brightest
Dr. Alphonse and Dr. Arnie Abesacraben
Dr. worked hard towards his thesis

His goal was to genetically duplicate the DNA structure of
So that all Asparagus would grow to the same and length
Asparagus a much more plea sent presentation
In the world's supermarket bins

Dr. Abesacraben's goal was to genetically
The greatest musical the world had ever seen
Dr. Abesacraben knew if he could assemble
The right he could theoretically build
A DNA structure that ensure his creation
Had talent far surpassing the individual

At the time, one of urban myth was the story that
Michael Jackson in an effort to retain his youthful
And vocal characteristics, had his testicles surgically removed
Thereby making him a day castrato

If such a rumor were
Michael more that likely
Would have had some of his semen before the surgery
To ensure his the future of his and lineage

Word came back to Dr. Abesacraben of a secret storage locker
Deep within the of the UCLA research center
That not only four containers of frozen semen
But also a pair of testicles
Each was labeled the name "Jack Michaelson"

I once heard a
In the night the most sensual
A song of love from an year old boy
Stuck in my head and this is what he

I am boy
reality
I am boy
Who will buy my

had to be the seed of the king of pop
Dr. Abesacraben was to use his charm
And chiseled Greek feature to woo a lab technician
By the name of
Who of course happened to have the access needed to obtain
A small vial of the semen

The for the egg was a short one
Dr. simply ran an ad in the classified section
Of an airline magazine
The ad read, wanted, unfertilized eggs for genetic experiment

must have musical background
With a pleathera of
Eager wanna be music starlets willing to sell their
The two doctors, after auditioning, picked and purchased

Dr. Abesacraben felt that it would be far complicated legally
If the were brought to term in the womb of a non human
He had since secured the services of
The University volleyball

A llama by the of "Missy"
When the was ready, the child was removed via cesarean
It was a baby boy, he was named Kevin

I once heard a
In the night the most sensual
A of love from an eight year old boy
in my head and this is what he said

I am boy
Pondering
I am boy
Who buy my raspberries?

Kevin was a child
Dr. saw to it that Kevin was trained
By the in all aspects of performing
His was golden and had a sweetness to it that most males lacked
He moved with grace and was to moonwalk by the time he was three

As grew in his talent
Dr. Abesacraben started odd developments in his physical state
When Kevin lost his teeth
His secondaries in with a vengeance
They at least twice the size of a normal adult's

And the two in stuck nearly straight out
as Kevin reached his eighth year
He was the same height as he was he was four
To top it off, he was growing hair all over and his was enormous
Even by standards

It dawned on the doctor that
Even all the years of hearing Kevin sing he rarely spoke
Often choosing to communicate with grunt and gurgles

I heard a noise
In the the most sensual voice
A song of love from an year old boy
Stuck in my head and this is he said

I am boy
reality
I am boy
Who will buy my

Others were noticing the changes in
Children began to him, to call him "Gopher Boy"
One day a by the name of "Big Roy"
Started throwing at him
Soon a crowd of kids were all bananas

Suddenly, in a fury, rushed at Big Roy
And bit three finger fingers off on his left
Kevin was taken away and placed in the custody of the
Dr. Abesacraben's actions were out

But because was no
Legislation concerning the instruction of another human being
No criminal charges were brought
The medical association's of ethics
Stripped him of all his credentials and his reputation was

In fact, his became so synonymous with failure
That for years to
Medical students the world
known to say in times of mishaps
"Damn, I feel just Abesacraben"

Dr. Mephisto immediately began to adopt little Kevin
Being a noted scientist and the of the cloned Asparagus
It wasn't long before the two were legally as father and son
They moved to where they live in relative obscurity

Kevin is a boy of few spoken words
Sticking mainly to his grunts and
But on occasion, if you closely
You can his sweet golden signing voice
Ring out into the over the town of South Park

I am boy
reality
I am boy
Who will buy my