Luyện nghe bài hát Mephisto And Kevin

In 1986, the of Californa at Davis
Saw two of its all time stars
Dr. Alphonse and Dr. Arnie Abesacraben
Dr. Mephisto worked hard towards his

His goal was to genetically duplicate the DNA of Asparagus
So that all Asparagus grow to the same girth and length
Asparagus a much more plea sent presentation
In the world's vegetable bins

Dr. Abesacraben's goal was to create
The greatest musical entertainer the world had seen
Dr. Abesacraben knew that if he could
The elements he could theoretically build
A DNA structure that would ensure his
Had talent far the average individual

At the time, one subject of urban myth was the story
Michael Jackson in an effort to retain his youthful
And feminine characteristics, had his testicles surgically removed
Thereby him a modern day castrato

If such a rumor true
Michael Jackson more that
Would have had some of his preserved before the surgery
To ensure his the future of his name and

Word came back to Dr. Abesacraben of a secret cold locker
Deep the bowels of the UCLA research center
That not contained four containers of frozen semen
But also a pair of testicles
Each was labeled with the "Jack Michaelson"

I heard a noise
In the night the sensual voice
A song of love an eight year old boy
in my head and this is what he said

I am boy
reality
I am boy
Who buy my raspberries?

This had to be the of the king of pop
Dr. Abesacraben was able to use his
And Greek feature to woo a young lab technician
By the name of
Who of course happened to have the access needed to obtain
A small vial of the precious

The search for the egg was a one
Dr. Mephisto simply ran an ad in the classified
Of an music magazine
The ad read, wanted, human eggs for genetic experiment

Donors have musical background
With a pleathera of
Eager wanna be music starlets willing to their eggs
The two doctors, rigorous auditioning, picked and purchased

Dr. Abesacraben felt that it would be far complicated legally
If the were brought to term in the womb of a non human
He had long since secured the of
The University volleyball

A llama by the of "Missy"
When the baby was ready, the child was via cesarean
It was a healthy baby boy, he was Kevin

I once a noise
In the night the most voice
A song of love an eight year old boy
Stuck in my and this is what he said

I am boy
Pondering
I am boy
Who buy my raspberries?

Kevin was a beautiful
Dr. Abesacraben saw to it Kevin was trained
By the in all aspects of performing
His voice was golden and had a sweetness to it that males lacked
He moved with grace and was able to by the time he was three

As Kevin in his talent
Dr. Abesacraben started noticing odd developments in his state
Kevin lost his baby teeth
His secondaries came in a vengeance
They were at twice the size of a normal adult's

And the two in front stuck nearly out
Also as reached his eighth year
He was the height as he was when he was four
To top it off, he was growing hair all over and his was enormous
by adult standards

It dawned on the doctor that
Even through all the years of hearing Kevin sing he spoke
Often to communicate with various grunt and gurgles

I once a noise
In the night the sensual voice
A of love from an eight year old boy
Stuck in my head and is what he said

I am boy
Pondering
I am boy
Who will buy my

Others were noticing the in Kevin
Children began to him, to call him "Gopher Boy"
One day a by the name of "Big Roy"
Started bananas at him
Soon a crowd of kids were all bananas

Suddenly, in a fury, Kevin at Big Roy
And bit three finger fingers off on his hand
Kevin was taken and placed in the custody of the state
Dr. Abesacraben's actions found out

But there was no
Legislation concerning the genetic of another human being
No criminal charges were brought
The medical board of ethics
Stripped him of all his credentials and his was ruined

In fact, his became so synonymous with failure
That for years to
Medical students the world
Were to say in times of mishaps
"Damn, I feel just Abesacraben"

Dr. Mephisto immediately began to adopt little Kevin
Being a noted scientist and the of the cloned Asparagus
It wasn't long before the two were united as father and son
They moved to where they live in relative obscurity

is still a boy of few spoken words
Sticking to his grunts and gurgles
But on occasion, if you closely
You can hear his golden signing voice
Ring out into the night over the of South Park

I am boy
reality
I am boy
Who buy my raspberries?