In 1986, the of Californa at Davis Saw two of its all time brightest Dr. Mephisto and Dr. Arnie Abesacraben Dr. Mephisto worked hard towards his
His goal was to genetically the DNA structure of Asparagus So that all Asparagus grow to the same girth and length Giving Asparagus a much more plea sent In the world's vegetable bins
Dr. Abesacraben's goal was to create The greatest musical entertainer the had ever seen Dr. Abesacraben knew that if he assemble The right he could theoretically build A DNA structure that would his creation Had talent far surpassing the average
At the time, one subject of myth was the story that Michael Jackson in an effort to retain his youthful And feminine vocal characteristics, had his testicles surgically Thereby making him a modern day
If such a rumor true Jackson more that likely Would have had of his semen preserved before the surgery To his the future of his name and lineage
came back to Dr. Abesacraben of a secret cold storage locker Deep within the bowels of the UCLA center That not only contained four containers of frozen But also held a of testicles Each was with the name "Jack Michaelson"
I once a noise In the night the sensual voice A of love from an eight year old boy Stuck in my head and is what he said
I am boy Pondering I am boy Who buy my raspberries?
had to be the seed of the king of pop Dr. Abesacraben was able to use his And chiseled Greek feature to woo a lab technician By the name of Who of course happened to have the access needed to obtain A small vial of the semen
The for the egg was a short one Dr. Mephisto simply ran an ad in the section Of an airline music The ad read, wanted, unfertilized human for genetic experiment
Donors must have musical a pleathera of young Eager wanna be music starlets willing to sell their The two doctors, after rigorous auditioning, and purchased
Dr. felt that it would be far less complicated legally If the fetus were brought to in the womb of a non human He had long since the services of The volleyball mascot
A llama by the of "Missy" the baby was ready, the child was removed via cesarean It was a healthy baby boy, he was Kevin
I once a noise In the night the most voice A song of love an eight year old boy Stuck in my head and this is he said
I am boy Pondering I am boy Who will buy my
was a beautiful child Dr. Abesacraben saw to it that Kevin was By the in all aspects of performing His voice was golden and had a sweetness to it most males lacked He moved with and was able to moonwalk by the time he was three
As Kevin grew in his Dr. Abesacraben started odd developments in his physical state When lost his baby teeth His secondaries in with a vengeance They were at least twice the of a normal adult's
And the two in front stuck straight out Also as Kevin his eighth year He was the same height as he was he was four To top it off, he was hair all over and his penis was enormous Even by adult
It also dawned on the doctor Even all the years of hearing Kevin sing he rarely spoke Often choosing to communicate various grunt and gurgles
I once heard a In the night the sensual voice A song of from an eight year old boy Stuck in my head and this is what he
I am boy reality I am boy Who will buy my
were noticing the changes in Kevin Children began to him, to call him "Gopher Boy" One day a by the name of "Big Roy" throwing bananas at him Soon a crowd of were all throwing bananas
Suddenly, in a fury, Kevin at Big Roy And bit finger fingers off on his left hand Kevin was taken away and placed in the custody of the Dr. Abesacraben's were found out
But there was no Legislation concerning the instruction of another human being No criminal charges brought forth The medical association's of ethics Stripped him of all his and his reputation was ruined
In fact, his name became so synonymous failure That for years to Medical students around the Were known to say in of mishaps "Damn, I feel just Abesacraben"
Dr. immediately began proceedings to adopt little Kevin Being a noted scientist and the creator of the cloned It wasn't long before the two were legally as father and son They moved to Colorado where they live in obscurity
Kevin is still a boy of few spoken Sticking to his grunts and gurgles But on occasion, if you listen You can hear his sweet golden signing Ring out into the night over the town of Park
I am boy Pondering I am boy Who will buy my