Luyện nghe bài hát Mephisto And Kevin

In 1986, the of Californa at Davis
Saw two of its all time stars
Dr. Mephisto and Dr. Arnie Abesacraben
Dr. Mephisto worked hard towards his

His goal was to genetically duplicate the DNA of Asparagus
So that all would grow to the same girth and length
Giving Asparagus a much more plea presentation
In the supermarket vegetable bins

Dr. goal was to genetically create
The greatest musical entertainer the had ever seen
Dr. Abesacraben knew that if he could
The right he could theoretically build
A DNA that would ensure his creation
Had far surpassing the average individual

At the time, one subject of urban was the story that
Michael Jackson in an effort to his youthful look
And feminine vocal characteristics, had his testicles removed
Thereby him a modern day castrato

If such a rumor true
Michael more that likely
Would have had some of his semen preserved before the
To ensure his the of his name and lineage

came back to Dr. Abesacraben of a secret cold storage locker
Deep the bowels of the UCLA research center
That not only four containers of frozen semen
But also a pair of testicles
was labeled with the name "Jack Michaelson"

I heard a noise
In the night the most voice
A song of love an eight year old boy
Stuck in my head and this is he said

I am boy
Pondering
I am boy
Who will buy my

This had to be the of the king of pop
Dr. Abesacraben was to use his charm
And chiseled Greek feature to woo a lab technician
By the of Jennifer
Who of course happened to the proper access needed to obtain
A small vial of the semen

The search for the egg was a one
Dr. Mephisto simply ran an ad in the section
Of an airline magazine
The ad read, wanted, unfertilized human eggs for genetic

Donors must have musical
a pleathera of young
Eager wanna be music starlets willing to sell eggs
The two doctors, after rigorous auditioning, picked and

Dr. Abesacraben felt that it would be far less complicated
If the fetus were to term in the womb of a non human
He had since secured the services of
The volleyball mascot

A llama by the of "Missy"
When the was ready, the child was removed via cesarean
It was a healthy boy, he was named Kevin

I heard a noise
In the the most sensual voice
A of love from an eight year old boy
in my head and this is what he said

I am boy
Pondering
I am boy
Who buy my raspberries?

was a beautiful child
Dr. saw to it that Kevin was trained
By the best in all aspects of
His voice was and had a sweetness to it that most males lacked
He moved with grace and was to moonwalk by the time he was three

As Kevin in his talent
Dr. Abesacraben started noticing odd in his physical state
Kevin lost his baby teeth
His came in with a vengeance
They were at twice the size of a normal adult's

And the two in stuck nearly straight out
Also as Kevin his eighth year
He was the same height as he was he was four
To top it off, he was growing hair all over and his was enormous
Even by standards

It also dawned on the doctor
Even all the years of hearing Kevin sing he rarely spoke
Often choosing to communicate with various grunt and

I once heard a
In the night the sensual voice
A song of love from an year old boy
in my head and this is what he said

I am boy
Pondering
I am boy
Who will buy my

Others noticing the changes in Kevin
Children began to tease him, to him "Gopher Boy"
One day a bully by the of "Big Roy"
throwing bananas at him
Soon a crowd of were all throwing bananas

Suddenly, in a fury, Kevin at Big Roy
And bit finger fingers off on his left hand
Kevin was away and placed in the custody of the state
Dr. Abesacraben's were found out

But because was no
Legislation concerning the genetic instruction of another being
No criminal were brought forth
The association's board of ethics
Stripped him of all his and his reputation was ruined

In fact, his name so synonymous with failure
That for years to
Medical students the world
Were known to say in times of
"Damn, I feel like Abesacraben"

Dr. immediately began proceedings to adopt little Kevin
Being a noted scientist and the of the cloned Asparagus
It wasn't long before the two were united as father and son
They to Colorado where they live in relative obscurity

Kevin is still a boy of few words
Sticking mainly to his and gurgles
But on occasion, if you listen
You can hear his sweet golden signing
out into the night over the town of South Park

I am boy
Pondering
I am boy
Who will buy my