In 1986, the of Californa at Davis Saw two of its all brightest stars Dr. Mephisto and Dr. Arnie Abesacraben Dr. worked hard towards his thesis
His goal was to duplicate the DNA structure of Asparagus So that all Asparagus would grow to the girth and length Giving Asparagus a much more plea sent In the world's vegetable bins
Dr. goal was to genetically create The greatest entertainer the world had ever seen Dr. Abesacraben knew that if he could The right he could theoretically build A DNA structure that would ensure his Had talent far the average individual
At the time, one subject of myth was the story that Michael in an effort to retain his youthful look And feminine characteristics, had his testicles surgically removed Thereby him a modern day castrato
If such a were true Michael more that likely Would have had some of his semen preserved the surgery To ensure his the future of his and lineage
Word back to Dr. Abesacraben of a secret cold storage locker Deep within the bowels of the UCLA center That not only four containers of frozen semen But also held a pair of was labeled with the name "Jack Michaelson"
I once a noise In the night the most sensual A song of love from an eight old boy Stuck in my head and this is he said
I am boy Pondering I am boy Who will buy my
This had to be the of the king of pop Dr. Abesacraben was able to use his And chiseled Greek to woo a young lab technician By the name of Who of course happened to have the proper needed to obtain A vial of the precious semen
The search for the egg was a one Dr. simply ran an ad in the classified section Of an airline music The ad read, wanted, unfertilized human for genetic experiment
must have musical background With a of young Eager wanna be music willing to sell their eggs The two doctors, after rigorous auditioning, and purchased
Dr. Abesacraben felt it would be far less complicated legally If the were brought to term in the womb of a non human He had long since secured the of The University mascot
A by the name of "Missy" When the was ready, the child was removed via cesarean It was a healthy baby boy, he was Kevin
I once heard a In the night the most voice A song of love from an year old boy Stuck in my and this is what he said
I am boy Pondering I am boy Who will buy my
Kevin was a beautiful Dr. Abesacraben saw to it that was trained By the in all aspects of performing His voice was golden and had a sweetness to it that most lacked He moved with and was able to moonwalk by the time he was three
As Kevin in his talent Dr. Abesacraben started odd developments in his physical state When lost his baby teeth His secondaries came in with a They were at least the size of a normal adult's
And the two in front stuck nearly out Also as Kevin reached his year He was the same height as he was when he was To top it off, he was growing all over and his penis was enormous Even by standards
It dawned on the doctor that Even through all the years of hearing Kevin he rarely spoke Often choosing to communicate with various and gurgles
I once heard a In the night the most sensual A song of love from an eight old boy Stuck in my head and this is what he
I am boy Pondering I am boy Who buy my raspberries?
Others were noticing the changes in began to tease him, to call him "Gopher Boy" One day a by the name of "Big Roy" throwing bananas at him Soon a of kids were all throwing bananas
Suddenly, in a fury, Kevin at Big Roy And bit three finger off on his left hand was taken away and placed in the custody of the state Dr. actions were found out
But there was no Legislation the genetic instruction of another human being No charges were brought forth The medical association's board of Stripped him of all his and his reputation was ruined
In fact, his name became so synonymous with That for to come students around the world Were known to say in times of "Damn, I feel like Abesacraben"
Dr. Mephisto immediately began proceedings to little Kevin Being a noted and the creator of the cloned Asparagus It wasn't long before the two were united as father and son moved to Colorado where they live in relative obscurity
Kevin is still a boy of few spoken mainly to his grunts and gurgles But on occasion, if you listen You can hear his sweet signing voice Ring out into the night over the town of South
I am boy reality I am boy Who buy my raspberries?