In 1986, the University of at Davis Saw two of its all time stars Dr. Mephisto and Dr. Arnie Abesacraben Dr. worked hard towards his thesis
His was to genetically duplicate the DNA structure of Asparagus So that all Asparagus would to the same girth and length Giving Asparagus a more plea sent presentation In the world's vegetable bins
Dr. Abesacraben's goal was to genetically The greatest musical the world had ever seen Dr. knew that if he could assemble The right elements he could theoretically A DNA that would ensure his creation Had talent far the average individual
At the time, one subject of myth was the story that Jackson in an effort to retain his youthful look And feminine vocal characteristics, had his testicles removed Thereby him a modern day castrato
If such a rumor were Michael Jackson more that Would have had some of his semen preserved before the To ensure his the of his name and lineage
Word back to Dr. Abesacraben of a secret cold storage locker Deep the bowels of the UCLA research center That not only contained four containers of frozen But also held a pair of was labeled with the name "Jack Michaelson"
I once a noise In the the most sensual voice A song of love from an eight old boy Stuck in my and this is what he said
I am boy Pondering I am boy Who buy my raspberries?
had to be the seed of the king of pop Dr. Abesacraben was to use his charm And chiseled Greek to woo a young lab technician By the of Jennifer Who of course happened to the proper access needed to obtain A vial of the precious semen
The for the egg was a short one Dr. Mephisto ran an ad in the classified section Of an airline magazine The ad read, wanted, unfertilized eggs for genetic experiment
Donors must have background a pleathera of young Eager wanna be starlets willing to sell their eggs The two doctors, after rigorous auditioning, and purchased
Dr. Abesacraben that it would be far less complicated legally If the fetus brought to term in the womb of a non human He had long secured the services of The University volleyball
A llama by the of "Missy" When the was ready, the child was removed via cesarean It was a healthy baby boy, he was named
I once heard a In the night the sensual voice A song of love from an year old boy in my head and this is what he said
I am boy Pondering I am boy Who will buy my
Kevin was a child Dr. saw to it that Kevin was trained By the best in all aspects of His voice was golden and had a sweetness to it that most males He moved with grace and was able to by the time he was three
As grew in his talent Dr. started noticing odd developments in his physical state When lost his baby teeth His secondaries in with a vengeance They were at twice the size of a normal adult's
And the two in front stuck nearly out Also as reached his eighth year He was the same as he was when he was four To top it off, he was growing hair all and his penis was enormous by adult standards
It also dawned on the that Even through all the years of Kevin sing he rarely spoke Often choosing to with various grunt and gurgles
I once heard a In the the most sensual voice A of love from an eight year old boy Stuck in my head and this is he said
I am boy Pondering I am boy Who buy my raspberries?
Others were noticing the changes in Children began to tease him, to him "Gopher Boy" One day a by the name of "Big Roy" throwing bananas at him Soon a crowd of kids were all bananas
Suddenly, in a fury, Kevin at Big Roy And bit finger fingers off on his left hand Kevin was taken and placed in the custody of the state Dr. Abesacraben's actions were out
But because was no Legislation concerning the instruction of another human being No criminal were brought forth The medical association's of ethics him of all his credentials and his reputation was ruined
In fact, his name so synonymous with failure for years to come Medical students around the Were known to say in of mishaps "Damn, I feel just Abesacraben"
Dr. Mephisto immediately began proceedings to adopt little Being a noted scientist and the of the cloned Asparagus It wasn't long before the two legally united as father and son moved to Colorado where they live in relative obscurity
Kevin is still a boy of few spoken Sticking mainly to his grunts and But on occasion, if you listen You can his sweet golden signing voice Ring out into the night over the town of South
I am boy Pondering I am boy Who buy my raspberries?