Luyện nghe bài hát Mephisto And Kevin

In 1986, the University of Californa at
Saw two of its all time brightest
Dr. Mephisto and Dr. Arnie Abesacraben
Dr. Mephisto worked hard towards his

His goal was to genetically duplicate the DNA of Asparagus
So that all Asparagus would grow to the same and length
Giving Asparagus a much more sent presentation
In the supermarket vegetable bins

Dr. Abesacraben's goal was to create
The greatest musical entertainer the world had ever
Dr. Abesacraben knew that if he assemble
The right elements he theoretically build
A DNA that would ensure his creation
Had talent far surpassing the average

At the time, one subject of urban myth was the that
Jackson in an effort to retain his youthful look
And vocal characteristics, had his testicles surgically removed
Thereby him a modern day castrato

If a rumor were true
Michael Jackson more that
Would have had some of his semen before the surgery
To ensure his the future of his and lineage

Word came back to Dr. Abesacraben of a secret cold storage
Deep within the bowels of the UCLA research
That not only contained four containers of semen
But also a pair of testicles
Each was with the name "Jack Michaelson"

I heard a noise
In the night the sensual voice
A song of love from an year old boy
Stuck in my head and is what he said

I am boy
Pondering
I am boy
Who will buy my

had to be the seed of the king of pop
Dr. Abesacraben was to use his charm
And chiseled feature to woo a young lab technician
By the of Jennifer
Who of course happened to have the proper access needed to
A small vial of the semen

The for the egg was a short one
Dr. simply ran an ad in the classified section
Of an airline music
The ad read, wanted, human eggs for genetic experiment

Donors must have background
a pleathera of young
Eager wanna be music starlets willing to their eggs
The two doctors, rigorous auditioning, picked and purchased

Dr. Abesacraben felt that it be far less complicated legally
If the were brought to term in the womb of a non human
He had long secured the services of
The University mascot

A llama by the of "Missy"
When the baby was ready, the child was via cesarean
It was a healthy boy, he was named Kevin

I once a noise
In the night the most sensual
A song of love from an eight old boy
Stuck in my head and this is he said

I am boy
Pondering
I am boy
Who will buy my

Kevin was a child
Dr. saw to it that Kevin was trained
By the best in all of performing
His voice was golden and had a sweetness to it that males lacked
He moved with grace and was able to by the time he was three

As Kevin in his talent
Dr. Abesacraben started noticing odd developments in his physical
When Kevin his baby teeth
His came in with a vengeance
They were at least twice the size of a normal

And the two in stuck nearly straight out
Also as Kevin his eighth year
He was the same height as he was when he was
To top it off, he was growing hair all over and his was enormous
Even by standards

It also dawned on the doctor
through all the years of hearing Kevin sing he rarely spoke
Often choosing to communicate with grunt and gurgles

I once heard a
In the night the sensual voice
A song of from an eight year old boy
Stuck in my head and this is what he

I am boy
Pondering
I am boy
Who will buy my

Others were noticing the changes in
Children began to tease him, to him "Gopher Boy"
One day a by the name of "Big Roy"
throwing bananas at him
Soon a crowd of were all throwing bananas

Suddenly, in a fury, Kevin at Big Roy
And bit three finger fingers off on his hand
was taken away and placed in the custody of the state
Dr. Abesacraben's were found out

But because was no
Legislation concerning the instruction of another human being
No criminal were brought forth
The medical association's board of
Stripped him of all his and his reputation was ruined

In fact, his name became so synonymous with
That for to come
Medical students around the
Were known to say in times of
"Damn, I feel like Abesacraben"

Dr. Mephisto immediately began proceedings to adopt Kevin
Being a noted scientist and the of the cloned Asparagus
It wasn't long before the two were legally united as and son
They moved to Colorado they live in relative obscurity

Kevin is still a boy of few spoken
Sticking mainly to his and gurgles
But on occasion, if you listen
You can hear his sweet golden voice
Ring out into the over the town of South Park

I am boy
Pondering
I am boy
Who buy my raspberries?