In 1986, the University of Californa at Saw two of its all time brightest Dr. Alphonse Mephisto and Dr. Arnie Dr. Mephisto worked hard his thesis
His was to genetically duplicate the DNA structure of Asparagus So that all Asparagus would grow to the same girth and Giving Asparagus a much more plea presentation In the supermarket vegetable bins
Dr. Abesacraben's was to genetically create The greatest musical entertainer the had ever seen Dr. Abesacraben knew that if he could The right he could theoretically build A DNA that would ensure his creation Had talent far surpassing the individual
At the time, one subject of urban myth was the story Michael in an effort to retain his youthful look And feminine vocal characteristics, had his surgically removed making him a modern day castrato
If such a were true Jackson more that likely Would have had some of his semen preserved before the To ensure his the future of his and lineage
Word came back to Dr. Abesacraben of a secret cold storage Deep within the bowels of the research center not only contained four containers of frozen semen But held a pair of testicles Each was labeled the name "Jack Michaelson"
I once a noise In the night the most voice A of love from an eight year old boy Stuck in my head and is what he said
I am boy reality I am boy Who will buy my
This had to be the of the king of pop Dr. Abesacraben was to use his charm And chiseled Greek to woo a young lab technician By the name of Who of course happened to have the proper needed to obtain A small vial of the semen
The for the egg was a short one Dr. Mephisto simply ran an ad in the classified Of an airline magazine The ad read, wanted, unfertilized human eggs for genetic
Donors must have musical With a of young Eager be music starlets willing to sell their eggs The two doctors, rigorous auditioning, picked and purchased
Dr. Abesacraben felt that it be far less complicated legally If the fetus were to term in the womb of a non human He had long since the services of The volleyball mascot
A llama by the of "Missy" the baby was ready, the child was removed via cesarean It was a healthy boy, he was named Kevin
I heard a noise In the the most sensual voice A song of love an eight year old boy Stuck in my and this is what he said
I am boy Pondering I am boy Who will buy my
Kevin was a child Dr. Abesacraben saw to it that was trained By the best in all aspects of His voice was and had a sweetness to it that most males lacked He with grace and was able to moonwalk by the time he was three
As Kevin in his talent Dr. Abesacraben started noticing odd developments in his physical Kevin lost his baby teeth His came in with a vengeance They were at least twice the of a normal adult's
And the two in front nearly straight out as Kevin reached his eighth year He was the same as he was when he was four To top it off, he was growing hair all over and his penis was Even by adult
It also on the doctor that Even through all the years of hearing sing he rarely spoke Often choosing to communicate with grunt and gurgles
I once heard a In the night the most sensual A song of love an eight year old boy Stuck in my and this is what he said
I am boy Pondering I am boy Who will buy my
Others were noticing the in Kevin began to tease him, to call him "Gopher Boy" One day a bully by the of "Big Roy" Started bananas at him a crowd of kids were all throwing bananas
Suddenly, in a fury, Kevin at Big Roy And bit three finger off on his left hand Kevin was taken away and placed in the of the state Dr. actions were found out
But there was no Legislation the genetic instruction of another human being No criminal charges were brought The medical association's board of him of all his credentials and his reputation was ruined
In fact, his became so synonymous with failure That for years to Medical students around the Were to say in times of mishaps "Damn, I feel just Abesacraben"
Dr. Mephisto immediately began proceedings to adopt Kevin Being a noted scientist and the creator of the cloned It wasn't long before the two were united as father and son They moved to Colorado they live in relative obscurity
Kevin is still a boy of few words Sticking to his grunts and gurgles But on occasion, if you listen You can hear his sweet golden voice Ring out into the night over the town of Park
I am boy reality I am boy Who will buy my