Luyện nghe bài hát Mephisto And Kevin

In 1986, the of Californa at Davis
Saw two of its all time brightest
Dr. Alphonse Mephisto and Dr. Abesacraben
Dr. Mephisto hard towards his thesis

His goal was to genetically duplicate the DNA of Asparagus
So that all Asparagus would grow to the girth and length
Giving Asparagus a much plea sent presentation
In the world's supermarket bins

Dr. goal was to genetically create
The greatest musical entertainer the world had ever
Dr. Abesacraben knew if he could assemble
The right elements he theoretically build
A DNA structure would ensure his creation
Had talent far surpassing the average

At the time, one subject of urban myth was the story
Michael Jackson in an effort to his youthful look
And feminine characteristics, had his testicles surgically removed
Thereby making him a modern day

If a rumor were true
Michael more that likely
Would have had of his semen preserved before the surgery
To his the future of his name and lineage

Word came back to Dr. Abesacraben of a cold storage locker
Deep the bowels of the UCLA research center
That not only contained four containers of frozen
But held a pair of testicles
Each was with the name "Jack Michaelson"

I heard a noise
In the night the most voice
A song of from an eight year old boy
Stuck in my head and this is what he

I am boy
Pondering
I am boy
Who buy my raspberries?

had to be the seed of the king of pop
Dr. was able to use his charm
And chiseled Greek feature to woo a young lab
By the name of
Who of course to have the proper access needed to obtain
A vial of the precious semen

The search for the egg was a one
Dr. Mephisto simply ran an ad in the classified
Of an music magazine
The ad read, wanted, unfertilized eggs for genetic experiment

must have musical background
With a pleathera of
Eager wanna be music starlets willing to their eggs
The two doctors, after rigorous auditioning, picked and

Dr. Abesacraben felt it would be far less complicated legally
If the fetus were brought to term in the womb of a non
He had long since secured the of
The University volleyball

A by the name of "Missy"
When the baby was ready, the child was removed via
It was a healthy baby boy, he was named

I heard a noise
In the night the most sensual
A song of from an eight year old boy
Stuck in my head and is what he said

I am boy
Pondering
I am boy
Who buy my raspberries?

Kevin was a child
Dr. Abesacraben saw to it that was trained
By the best in all of performing
His voice was golden and had a sweetness to it that most males
He moved grace and was able to moonwalk by the time he was three

As grew in his talent
Dr. Abesacraben started noticing odd in his physical state
When Kevin lost his teeth
His secondaries in with a vengeance
They were at least the size of a normal adult's

And the two in front stuck straight out
Also as reached his eighth year
He was the same height as he was when he was
To top it off, he was growing hair all and his penis was enormous
Even by adult

It also dawned on the doctor
Even through all the years of hearing Kevin sing he spoke
Often choosing to communicate various grunt and gurgles

I once a noise
In the night the most sensual
A song of love from an year old boy
in my head and this is what he said

I am boy
Pondering
I am boy
Who will buy my

were noticing the changes in Kevin
Children began to tease him, to him "Gopher Boy"
One day a by the name of "Big Roy"
throwing bananas at him
Soon a crowd of kids were all bananas

Suddenly, in a fury, Kevin at Big Roy
And bit finger fingers off on his left hand
Kevin was taken away and placed in the of the state
Dr. Abesacraben's were found out

But because was no
Legislation concerning the genetic instruction of another human
No criminal charges brought forth
The medical association's of ethics
Stripped him of all his credentials and his reputation was

In fact, his name so synonymous with failure
That for years to
Medical students around the
known to say in times of mishaps
"Damn, I feel like Abesacraben"

Dr. Mephisto immediately began proceedings to adopt Kevin
a noted scientist and the creator of the cloned Asparagus
It wasn't before the two were legally united as father and son
moved to Colorado where they live in relative obscurity

Kevin is a boy of few spoken words
Sticking mainly to his and gurgles
But on occasion, if you closely
You can hear his golden signing voice
Ring out into the over the town of South Park

I am boy
Pondering
I am boy
Who will buy my