Luyện nghe bài hát Mephisto And Kevin

In 1986, the University of Californa at
Saw two of its all time brightest
Dr. Mephisto and Dr. Arnie Abesacraben
Dr. Mephisto worked hard his thesis

His was to genetically duplicate the DNA structure of Asparagus
So that all Asparagus would to the same girth and length
Giving Asparagus a much plea sent presentation
In the supermarket vegetable bins

Dr. Abesacraben's goal was to create
The greatest musical the world had ever seen
Dr. Abesacraben knew that if he assemble
The right elements he theoretically build
A DNA structure that would his creation
Had far surpassing the average individual

At the time, one subject of urban myth was the story
Michael Jackson in an to retain his youthful look
And feminine vocal characteristics, had his surgically removed
Thereby making him a modern day

If such a rumor were
Michael Jackson more that
Would had some of his semen preserved before the surgery
To his the future of his name and lineage

Word came back to Dr. of a secret cold storage locker
Deep within the bowels of the UCLA research
That not only contained four containers of frozen
But also held a pair of
was labeled with the name "Jack Michaelson"

I heard a noise
In the night the most sensual
A song of love from an year old boy
in my head and this is what he said

I am boy
reality
I am boy
Who will buy my

This had to be the seed of the of pop
Dr. Abesacraben was to use his charm
And chiseled feature to woo a young lab technician
By the of Jennifer
Who of course happened to the proper access needed to obtain
A small vial of the precious

The search for the egg was a one
Dr. Mephisto simply ran an ad in the section
Of an airline music
The ad read, wanted, human eggs for genetic experiment

Donors must have musical
a pleathera of young
Eager wanna be music starlets to sell their eggs
The two doctors, rigorous auditioning, picked and purchased

Dr. Abesacraben felt that it would be far less legally
If the fetus were brought to term in the womb of a non
He had long secured the services of
The University volleyball

A by the name of "Missy"
the baby was ready, the child was removed via cesarean
It was a healthy baby boy, he was Kevin

I once heard a
In the night the most sensual
A song of love from an year old boy
Stuck in my head and this is what he

I am boy
reality
I am boy
Who will buy my

was a beautiful child
Dr. Abesacraben saw to it that was trained
By the best in all aspects of
His voice was golden and had a sweetness to it most males lacked
He moved with grace and was to moonwalk by the time he was three

As Kevin in his talent
Dr. Abesacraben started noticing odd developments in his physical
When Kevin lost his teeth
His secondaries came in with a
They were at least twice the size of a normal

And the two in front stuck nearly out
as Kevin reached his eighth year
He was the same as he was when he was four
To top it off, he was growing hair all and his penis was enormous
Even by adult

It also on the doctor that
Even all the years of hearing Kevin sing he rarely spoke
Often choosing to communicate with various grunt and

I once heard a
In the night the most voice
A song of love from an eight old boy
Stuck in my head and this is what he

I am boy
reality
I am boy
Who will buy my

Others were the changes in Kevin
Children began to him, to call him "Gopher Boy"
One day a bully by the of "Big Roy"
throwing bananas at him
Soon a of kids were all throwing bananas

Suddenly, in a fury, Kevin at Big Roy
And bit three finger off on his left hand
Kevin was away and placed in the custody of the state
Dr. actions were found out

But because was no
Legislation the genetic instruction of another human being
No criminal were brought forth
The medical association's of ethics
Stripped him of all his credentials and his was ruined

In fact, his name became so with failure
for years to come
Medical students around the
Were known to say in of mishaps
"Damn, I feel just Abesacraben"

Dr. Mephisto immediately proceedings to adopt little Kevin
a noted scientist and the creator of the cloned Asparagus
It wasn't long before the two were legally as father and son
They moved to Colorado they live in relative obscurity

Kevin is still a boy of few words
mainly to his grunts and gurgles
But on occasion, if you listen
You can hear his sweet signing voice
Ring out into the over the town of South Park

I am boy
Pondering
I am boy
Who buy my raspberries?