In 1986, the University of Californa at Saw two of its all time stars Dr. Alphonse Mephisto and Dr. Abesacraben Dr. Mephisto worked towards his thesis
His goal was to genetically the DNA structure of Asparagus So that all Asparagus would grow to the same and length Giving a much more plea sent presentation In the supermarket vegetable bins
Dr. goal was to genetically create The greatest musical entertainer the world had seen Dr. Abesacraben knew that if he could The right elements he theoretically build A DNA structure that ensure his creation Had talent far surpassing the individual
At the time, one of urban myth was the story that Jackson in an effort to retain his youthful look And feminine characteristics, had his testicles surgically removed Thereby him a modern day castrato
If such a were true Michael Jackson more that Would had some of his semen preserved before the surgery To his the future of his name and lineage
Word came back to Dr. Abesacraben of a secret cold storage Deep within the of the UCLA research center That not only contained four of frozen semen But also held a of testicles Each was with the name "Jack Michaelson"
I once a noise In the the most sensual voice A song of love from an eight old boy Stuck in my head and this is he said
I am boy reality I am boy Who buy my raspberries?
had to be the seed of the king of pop Dr. Abesacraben was able to use his And Greek feature to woo a young lab technician By the name of Who of happened to have the proper access needed to obtain A small of the precious semen
The for the egg was a short one Dr. simply ran an ad in the classified section Of an music magazine The ad read, wanted, unfertilized human for genetic experiment
Donors must have musical With a of young wanna be music starlets willing to sell their eggs The two doctors, after auditioning, picked and purchased
Dr. Abesacraben felt that it be far less complicated legally If the fetus were brought to term in the womb of a non He had long secured the services of The University volleyball
A by the name of "Missy" When the was ready, the child was removed via cesarean It was a healthy baby boy, he was named
I once heard a In the night the sensual voice A of love from an eight year old boy Stuck in my head and is what he said
I am boy Pondering I am boy Who buy my raspberries?
Kevin was a beautiful Dr. Abesacraben saw to it that was trained By the best in all of performing His voice was golden and had a to it that most males lacked He with grace and was able to moonwalk by the time he was three
As Kevin grew in his Dr. Abesacraben started odd developments in his physical state Kevin lost his baby teeth His secondaries in with a vengeance were at least twice the size of a normal adult's
And the two in front stuck nearly out Also as reached his eighth year He was the height as he was when he was four To top it off, he was growing hair all over and his penis was by adult standards
It also dawned on the doctor Even through all the years of hearing Kevin sing he spoke choosing to communicate with various grunt and gurgles
I heard a noise In the night the most sensual A song of love an eight year old boy Stuck in my head and is what he said
I am boy reality I am boy Who will buy my
Others noticing the changes in Kevin Children began to him, to call him "Gopher Boy" One day a bully by the of "Big Roy" Started bananas at him Soon a crowd of kids were all throwing
Suddenly, in a fury, Kevin at Big Roy And bit three fingers off on his left hand Kevin was away and placed in the custody of the state Dr. Abesacraben's were found out
But because was no Legislation concerning the genetic of another human being No criminal were brought forth The medical board of ethics him of all his credentials and his reputation was ruined
In fact, his name became so with failure That for years to students around the world Were known to say in times of "Damn, I feel like Abesacraben"
Dr. Mephisto began proceedings to adopt little Kevin Being a noted scientist and the creator of the Asparagus It wasn't long before the two legally united as father and son They moved to Colorado where they in relative obscurity
is still a boy of few spoken words Sticking mainly to his and gurgles But on occasion, if you listen You can his sweet golden signing voice out into the night over the town of South Park
I am boy reality I am boy Who will buy my