Luyện nghe bài hát Mephisto And Kevin

In 1986, the University of at Davis
Saw two of its all brightest stars
Dr. Alphonse Mephisto and Dr. Arnie
Dr. Mephisto hard towards his thesis

His goal was to genetically the DNA structure of Asparagus
So that all Asparagus would grow to the same and length
Giving Asparagus a much more plea presentation
In the supermarket vegetable bins

Dr. Abesacraben's was to genetically create
The greatest musical entertainer the had ever seen
Dr. knew that if he could assemble
The right elements he theoretically build
A DNA structure that would ensure his
Had talent far surpassing the individual

At the time, one of urban myth was the story that
Michael Jackson in an to retain his youthful look
And feminine vocal characteristics, had his testicles surgically
Thereby making him a day castrato

If such a rumor true
Michael Jackson more that
Would have had some of his preserved before the surgery
To ensure his the future of his and lineage

Word back to Dr. Abesacraben of a secret cold storage locker
Deep within the bowels of the UCLA center
That not only contained four containers of frozen
But also a pair of testicles
Each was with the name "Jack Michaelson"

I once heard a
In the the most sensual voice
A song of love from an year old boy
Stuck in my and this is what he said

I am boy
Pondering
I am boy
Who buy my raspberries?

This had to be the of the king of pop
Dr. was able to use his charm
And Greek feature to woo a young lab technician
By the name of
Who of course happened to have the access needed to obtain
A vial of the precious semen

The for the egg was a short one
Dr. Mephisto simply ran an ad in the section
Of an music magazine
The ad read, wanted, unfertilized human eggs for genetic

Donors must have background
With a pleathera of
Eager wanna be music willing to sell their eggs
The two doctors, after rigorous auditioning, and purchased

Dr. Abesacraben felt that it would be far less legally
If the fetus brought to term in the womb of a non human
He had long secured the services of
The volleyball mascot

A llama by the of "Missy"
When the baby was ready, the child was removed via
It was a baby boy, he was named Kevin

I once heard a
In the the most sensual voice
A song of love an eight year old boy
Stuck in my head and this is he said

I am boy
Pondering
I am boy
Who will buy my

Kevin was a child
Dr. saw to it that Kevin was trained
By the best in all of performing
His voice was and had a sweetness to it that most males lacked
He moved with grace and was to moonwalk by the time he was three

As Kevin grew in his
Dr. Abesacraben started noticing odd developments in his state
When Kevin lost his baby
His secondaries in with a vengeance
They were at twice the size of a normal adult's

And the two in stuck nearly straight out
Also as Kevin reached his eighth
He was the same height as he was he was four
To top it off, he was growing hair all over and his penis was
Even by standards

It also dawned on the doctor
Even through all the years of hearing Kevin he rarely spoke
Often to communicate with various grunt and gurgles

I once heard a
In the night the sensual voice
A song of love from an eight old boy
in my head and this is what he said

I am boy
Pondering
I am boy
Who buy my raspberries?

Others were noticing the in Kevin
Children to tease him, to call him "Gopher Boy"
One day a by the name of "Big Roy"
Started bananas at him
Soon a crowd of kids were all bananas

Suddenly, in a fury, Kevin at Big Roy
And bit three finger fingers off on his hand
was taken away and placed in the custody of the state
Dr. actions were found out

But there was no
concerning the genetic instruction of another human being
No charges were brought forth
The medical association's of ethics
Stripped him of all his and his reputation was ruined

In fact, his name became so synonymous with
That for years to
Medical around the world
known to say in times of mishaps
"Damn, I just like Abesacraben"

Dr. Mephisto began proceedings to adopt little Kevin
Being a noted scientist and the creator of the cloned
It wasn't long the two were legally united as father and son
They moved to Colorado they live in relative obscurity

Kevin is still a boy of few spoken
mainly to his grunts and gurgles
But on occasion, if you listen
You can hear his sweet signing voice
Ring out into the night over the of South Park

I am boy
reality
I am boy
Who buy my raspberries?