In 1986, the University of Californa at Saw two of its all brightest stars Dr. Alphonse Mephisto and Dr. Arnie Dr. Mephisto worked towards his thesis
His goal was to genetically the DNA structure of Asparagus So all Asparagus would grow to the same girth and length Asparagus a much more plea sent presentation In the world's vegetable bins
Dr. goal was to genetically create The musical entertainer the world had ever seen Dr. Abesacraben that if he could assemble The elements he could theoretically build A DNA structure that would his creation Had talent far the average individual
At the time, one subject of urban was the story that Michael Jackson in an to retain his youthful look And feminine vocal characteristics, had his testicles removed Thereby making him a day castrato
If such a rumor were Michael Jackson more that Would have had some of his semen preserved the surgery To his the future of his name and lineage
Word came to Dr. Abesacraben of a secret cold storage locker Deep within the bowels of the UCLA center That not only four containers of frozen semen But also held a of testicles Each was labeled with the "Jack Michaelson"
I once heard a In the night the most sensual A song of love from an year old boy Stuck in my head and this is what he
I am boy Pondering I am boy Who buy my raspberries?
This had to be the of the king of pop Dr. Abesacraben was to use his charm And chiseled Greek to woo a young lab technician By the name of Who of course happened to have the proper needed to obtain A small of the precious semen
The search for the egg was a one Dr. Mephisto simply ran an ad in the classified Of an airline magazine The ad read, wanted, human eggs for genetic experiment
Donors must musical background a pleathera of young Eager wanna be music starlets willing to their eggs The two doctors, after auditioning, picked and purchased
Dr. Abesacraben felt that it would be far less legally If the fetus were brought to term in the of a non human He had long since secured the of The volleyball mascot
A llama by the of "Missy" When the baby was ready, the child was removed via It was a baby boy, he was named Kevin
I once heard a In the night the most sensual A song of love from an eight old boy in my head and this is what he said
I am boy Pondering I am boy Who buy my raspberries?
Kevin was a beautiful Dr. Abesacraben saw to it that Kevin was By the best in all aspects of His voice was golden and had a sweetness to it that males lacked He moved with grace and was able to moonwalk by the time he was
As Kevin in his talent Dr. Abesacraben started noticing odd in his physical state When lost his baby teeth His came in with a vengeance were at least twice the size of a normal adult's
And the two in front stuck nearly out Also as Kevin reached his eighth He was the height as he was when he was four To top it off, he was growing hair all and his penis was enormous Even by standards
It also on the doctor that Even through all the years of hearing Kevin he rarely spoke choosing to communicate with various grunt and gurgles
I once heard a In the night the most voice A song of love an eight year old boy Stuck in my head and is what he said
I am boy reality I am boy Who buy my raspberries?
Others were noticing the changes in began to tease him, to call him "Gopher Boy" One day a by the name of "Big Roy" Started throwing at him Soon a crowd of kids all throwing bananas
Suddenly, in a fury, Kevin at Big Roy And bit three finger off on his left hand Kevin was taken away and placed in the of the state Dr. Abesacraben's were found out
But there was no Legislation concerning the genetic instruction of another being No criminal charges brought forth The medical association's board of Stripped him of all his and his reputation was ruined
In fact, his became so synonymous with failure That for years to Medical students the world Were known to say in times of "Damn, I just like Abesacraben"
Dr. Mephisto immediately began proceedings to adopt little Being a noted scientist and the of the cloned Asparagus It long before the two were legally united as father and son They moved to Colorado where they live in obscurity
Kevin is still a boy of few spoken mainly to his grunts and gurgles But on occasion, if you listen You can hear his golden signing voice Ring out into the night over the town of Park
I am boy Pondering I am boy Who will buy my