Luyện nghe bài hát Mephisto And Kevin

In 1986, the University of Californa at
Saw two of its all time stars
Dr. Alphonse Mephisto and Dr. Abesacraben
Dr. worked hard towards his thesis

His goal was to genetically the DNA structure of Asparagus
So that all Asparagus would to the same girth and length
Giving Asparagus a much more sent presentation
In the world's vegetable bins

Dr. Abesacraben's goal was to create
The greatest musical entertainer the world had seen
Dr. Abesacraben knew that if he assemble
The elements he could theoretically build
A DNA structure that ensure his creation
Had talent far surpassing the individual

At the time, one subject of urban myth was the that
Jackson in an effort to retain his youthful look
And feminine vocal characteristics, had his surgically removed
Thereby making him a modern day

If such a were true
Michael Jackson more likely
Would have had of his semen preserved before the surgery
To ensure his the future of his name and

Word came back to Dr. of a secret cold storage locker
Deep within the bowels of the UCLA research
not only contained four containers of frozen semen
But held a pair of testicles
Each was with the name "Jack Michaelson"

I heard a noise
In the night the most sensual
A song of love an eight year old boy
Stuck in my head and this is he said

I am boy
reality
I am boy
Who buy my raspberries?

This had to be the of the king of pop
Dr. Abesacraben was to use his charm
And Greek feature to woo a young lab technician
By the of Jennifer
Who of course to have the proper access needed to obtain
A small vial of the precious

The for the egg was a short one
Dr. Mephisto simply ran an ad in the classified
Of an airline magazine
The ad read, wanted, unfertilized human eggs for genetic

Donors have musical background
a pleathera of young
Eager wanna be starlets willing to sell their eggs
The two doctors, after rigorous auditioning, and purchased

Dr. Abesacraben felt that it be far less complicated legally
If the fetus were to term in the womb of a non human
He had since secured the services of
The volleyball mascot

A by the name of "Missy"
When the baby was ready, the child was via cesarean
It was a baby boy, he was named Kevin

I heard a noise
In the night the most voice
A song of love from an year old boy
Stuck in my head and this is he said

I am boy
Pondering
I am boy
Who buy my raspberries?

Kevin was a beautiful
Dr. saw to it that Kevin was trained
By the best in all of performing
His voice was golden and had a sweetness to it most males lacked
He moved with grace and was able to moonwalk by the time he was

As grew in his talent
Dr. Abesacraben started noticing odd developments in his physical
When Kevin his baby teeth
His secondaries in with a vengeance
They were at least the size of a normal adult's

And the two in front stuck straight out
as Kevin reached his eighth year
He was the same height as he was he was four
To top it off, he was hair all over and his penis was enormous
by adult standards

It also dawned on the that
Even all the years of hearing Kevin sing he rarely spoke
Often choosing to communicate with various grunt and

I once heard a
In the night the sensual voice
A song of from an eight year old boy
Stuck in my and this is what he said

I am boy
Pondering
I am boy
Who buy my raspberries?

Others were the changes in Kevin
Children began to him, to call him "Gopher Boy"
One day a bully by the of "Big Roy"
Started throwing at him
Soon a crowd of kids were all bananas

Suddenly, in a fury, rushed at Big Roy
And bit three finger fingers off on his hand
Kevin was away and placed in the custody of the state
Dr. Abesacraben's were found out

But because was no
Legislation the genetic instruction of another human being
No criminal charges were forth
The association's board of ethics
him of all his credentials and his reputation was ruined

In fact, his name became so synonymous failure
for years to come
Medical students around the
Were known to say in of mishaps
"Damn, I just like Abesacraben"

Dr. Mephisto immediately began proceedings to adopt little
Being a noted scientist and the of the cloned Asparagus
It wasn't before the two were legally united as father and son
They to Colorado where they live in relative obscurity

Kevin is still a boy of few words
Sticking to his grunts and gurgles
But on occasion, if you closely
You can hear his golden signing voice
Ring out into the night the town of South Park

I am boy
Pondering
I am boy
Who will buy my