Luyện nghe bài hát Menstrual Rag

Once a month girl's upset
She goes to Boots to buy
It every 28 days,
When in her Luteal phase.
All she does in and nag,
You go five without a shag
no cunnilingus
You can only use fingers
she's using a menstrual rag.

For the or two preceeding
The your other half is bleeding,
The bitch is in a stress
about PMS and,
When her has started sluffin,
You be eatin any muffin,
Two, four, six, eight,
Come on girls, menstruate.

Heavy flow or spotting,
Running her legs or clotting
All that lining that she sheds
patches on your bedsheets.
Just don't waste efforts pleading
You be shagging when she's bleeding
The Methenamic acid means you might as well be
she's using a menstrual rag.

It's hard to be all that
she is looking fat and bloated
From all the water retaining,
While her have nasty staining.
You be doing any groping
When she's haemoglobin,
Two, four, six, eight,
Come on girls, menstruate.

Get Bodyforms with wings,
and grab Tampax by the strings,
and lady's sanitary pads,
come on boys you've the ads.
This dance is through the nation,
Here's cheers for menstruation,
Its the craze
Every 28
They're all a menstrual,
Using a rag.