Luyện nghe bài hát Menstrual Rag

Once a month girl's upset
She to Boots to buy Lilets
It every 28 days,
When in her Luteal phase.
All she does in and nag,
You go five without a shag
no cunnilingus
You can only use your
When she's using a rag.

For the or two preceeding
The days your half is bleeding,
The bitch is in a stress
Complaining PMS and,
her womb has started sluffin,
You be eatin any muffin,
Two, four, six, eight,
on girls, lets menstruate.

Heavy or gentle spotting,
Running her legs or clotting
All that that she sheds leaves
Nasty patches on bedsheets.
Just don't waste your efforts
You won't be shagging when bleeding
The Methenamic means you might as well be flaccid
When she's a menstrual rag.

hard to be all that devoted
When she is fat and bloated
From all the she's retaining,
While her pants nasty staining.
You won't be doing any
When losing haemoglobin,
Two, four, six, eight,
on girls, lets menstruate.

Get those with wings,
and grab your by the strings,
and lady's sanitary pads,
on boys you've seen the ads.
This dance is sweeping the nation,
three cheers for menstruation,
Its the craze
28 days
They're all a menstrual,
a menstrual rag.