Luyện nghe bài hát Menstrual Rag

Once a month girl's upset
She goes to Boots to buy
It happens 28 days,
When in her Luteal phase.
All she in moan and nag,
You go five days without a
There's no
You can only use your
When she's a menstrual rag.

For the week or two
The your other half is bleeding,
The moody is in a stress
Complaining PMS and,
her womb has started sluffin,
You be eatin any muffin,
Two, four, six, eight,
Come on girls, menstruate.

Heavy flow or spotting,
Running down her legs or
All lining that she sheds leaves
Nasty patches on bedsheets.
don't waste your efforts pleading
You won't be shagging when she's
The Methenamic acid means you as well be flaccid
When she's a menstrual rag.

It's hard to be all devoted
she is looking fat and bloated
From all the she's retaining,
While her pants nasty staining.
You won't be doing any
she's losing haemoglobin,
Two, four, six, eight,
Come on girls, menstruate.

Get those Bodyforms wings,
and grab your by the strings,
and TENA sanitary pads,
on boys you've seen the ads.
This dance is through the nation,
Here's three for menstruation,
Its the craze
28 days
They're all a menstrual,
Using a rag.