Luyện nghe bài hát Menstrual Rag

Once a your girl's upset
She goes to Boots to buy
It every 28 days,
she's in her Luteal phase.
All she in moan and nag,
You go five days without a
There's no
You can only use your
When she's using a rag.

For the or two preceeding
The days your half is bleeding,
The moody bitch is in a
about PMS and,
When her has started sluffin,
You won't be any muffin,
Two, four, six, eight,
on girls, lets menstruate.

Heavy or gentle spotting,
Running her legs or clotting
All that lining that she sheds
Nasty patches on bedsheets.
Just waste your efforts pleading
You won't be shagging when bleeding
The Methenamic acid you might as well be flaccid
When she's a menstrual rag.

hard to be all that devoted
When she is looking fat and
all the water she's retaining,
While her pants have staining.
You won't be any groping
she's losing haemoglobin,
Two, four, six, eight,
Come on girls, menstruate.

Get those Bodyforms wings,
and grab Tampax by the strings,
and TENA lady's pads,
come on boys seen the ads.
This is sweeping through the nation,
three cheers for menstruation,
Its the latest
28 days
They're all a menstrual,
Using a rag.