Luyện nghe bài hát Menstrual Rag

Once a month girl's upset
She to Boots to buy Lilets
It happens 28 days,
When in her Luteal phase.
All she in moan and nag,
You go five days a shag
There's no
You can only use your
When she's a menstrual rag.

For the or two preceeding
The days your half is bleeding,
The moody bitch is in a
Complaining PMS and,
her womb has started sluffin,
You be eatin any muffin,
Two, four, six, eight,
on girls, lets menstruate.

Heavy or gentle spotting,
Running down her or clotting
All that lining that she sheds
patches on your bedsheets.
Just don't waste efforts pleading
You be shagging when she's bleeding
The Methenamic acid means you might as be flaccid
When she's using a rag.

It's hard to be all devoted
When she is looking fat and
From all the water retaining,
her pants have nasty staining.
You be doing any groping
When she's haemoglobin,
Two, four, six, eight,
on girls, lets menstruate.

Get those with wings,
and grab Tampax by the strings,
and lady's sanitary pads,
come on boys seen the ads.
This dance is sweeping the nation,
Here's three for menstruation,
Its the craze
28 days
They're all a menstrual,
a menstrual rag.