Luyện nghe bài hát Menstrual Rag

Once a month girl's upset
She goes to Boots to buy
It happens 28 days,
When she's in her phase.
All she in moan and nag,
You go five days a shag
There's no
You can only use your
When using a menstrual rag.

For the week or two
The days other half is bleeding,
The moody bitch is in a
Complaining PMS and,
her womb has started sluffin,
You won't be any muffin,
Two, four, six, eight,
Come on girls, menstruate.

flow or gentle spotting,
Running down her or clotting
All that lining that she sheds
Nasty on your bedsheets.
Just waste your efforts pleading
You won't be shagging when she's
The Methenamic means you might as well be flaccid
When she's a menstrual rag.

It's hard to be all that
When she is looking fat and
From all the water retaining,
While her pants nasty staining.
You be doing any groping
she's losing haemoglobin,
Two, four, six, eight,
Come on girls, menstruate.

Get Bodyforms with wings,
and grab Tampax by the strings,
and TENA sanitary pads,
come on boys you've the ads.
dance is sweeping through the nation,
Here's cheers for menstruation,
Its the latest
Every 28
all using a menstrual,
Using a rag.