Luyện nghe bài hát Menstrual Rag

Once a your girl's upset
She to Boots to buy Lilets
It happens 28 days,
When in her Luteal phase.
All she in moan and nag,
You go five days without a
no cunnilingus
You can use your fingers
When she's a menstrual rag.

For the or two preceeding
The days your half is bleeding,
The moody is in a stress
about PMS and,
When her womb has sluffin,
You be eatin any muffin,
Two, four, six, eight,
Come on girls, menstruate.

Heavy or gentle spotting,
Running her legs or clotting
All that lining that she sheds
Nasty patches on bedsheets.
don't waste your efforts pleading
You be shagging when she's bleeding
The Methenamic means you might as well be flaccid
she's using a menstrual rag.

It's hard to be all devoted
When she is looking fat and
From all the water retaining,
her pants have nasty staining.
You be doing any groping
When she's haemoglobin,
Two, four, six, eight,
on girls, lets menstruate.

Get those with wings,
and grab your by the strings,
and TENA sanitary pads,
come on boys you've the ads.
This dance is through the nation,
Here's three for menstruation,
Its the craze
Every 28
all using a menstrual,
Using a rag.