Moanin' and a heavin' on a hot can I'm chocolate Exlax and my G.E. fan I'm taggin' on the how I got in this jam And said, "M.S.G. Margaritas and my man" Storin' up my supper coffee and my The shits pilin' up kinda feels a cramp Instant is what I need to ease The mega colon that's of me
Nightmares of my dinner at the doll Thinkin' 'bout my gonna get at the mall TV guide I'm runnin' out of mags And I just smoked a of my cool fags Finger in my gettin' into the dig cum stains in my panties and jizz in my wig My man calls me cherry, I'm uptight But I'm blow him off 'cuz I'm dynamite
I'm Sandra H. not D. And my lady Y-Vonne next to me She said, "Holy shit," I said, "Yes, is it" Now our colon is a big big hit Mega
Thinkin' 'bout my man it really me sick The shit got steamy slick It came out in a blast that was foul Forget the white clouds I need the towel I a new life, I got to reform I can't take my strife in this I got to be strong, got to be Don't wanna bear the title this slave
I'm H not Sandra D my lady Y-Vonne standin' next to me We are fly girls movin' in New York City Our rhymes aren't tough but our faces are
We hangin' out in bars lookin' for a groom we met each other in the ladies room She said, "Holy shit," I said, "Yes is it" Now colon is a big big hit colon
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