Oh, shit, god damn, I almost hit that little punk kid Aw shit, god damn, what's here? helicopters And all I saw was little skater kid come running by with a test tube One of glass ones Oh man, i'll check the news and find out what the hell's here commercials, God Damn!
This is Victoria Secretion reporting live from Orange County When just moments ago, Jack Meoff in our chopper in the sky Spotted rapper member of the infamous KOTTONMOUTH comittee Skating eastbound on Yorba Blvd. D-Loc has been at large, and is by press, parents, and authorities For a nuisance to society Approach with D-LOC could be under the influence of a altering substence
me and my skate Shit, this of hate and confusion I sweat all day to create an Or a fantasy, yeah that's what you it You play to skate you be a bong alcoholic this come true, so i grip the mic tightly And when im rockin' the stage, my skates me After the show you'll catch me skatin' in the lot Bustin' grinds and my board is all i got To escape the realness of I a joint so i can cope with this insanity They say the answer to society I say its anarchy but ain't understanding me I say it twice, but man can't relate I guess its fate, my my mate Just, me and my skate
In other breaking Reputed Saint, also from the KOTTONMOUTH committee Was caught by camera at JJ's Liquor in the city of Orange Making off with 2 of beer, one pint of booze, and a carton of cigarettes The unemployed rapper has outstanding charges of drunken rowdiness, riots, and behavior Saint was last spotted on Beach Blvd. jumping a moving vehicle under the of alcohol.
Now i just got off the phone Big Hoss up in prison Thank God for freedom, hook the bitches out my Name is _ in girlies conversations But it gets with the situation in your face My is Saint, the one the girlies flock fool But don't get mad, when you lady starts to me fool 'cause its mad you wanna beer marijuana She said, "Hi Saint, my name's Do wanna wanna take me home? Do wanna wanna wanna lay and But i get aggravated, frusrated When i act like chin straps 'cause your boyfriends hated Left jab, right hook, then i him out I hate haters so i pissed in his mouth
Apparently local officals have turned the KOTTONMOUTH commitee case to the Federal of Investigations The allusive orange rappers, under the direction of TRIP DADDY X Are saught in conection with a of charges ranging from obscenity Influecencing the minds of minors, fake IDs, lewd and crewd And society religious zealots have apparently threatened to, quote "Crucify those punks"
Yo, i gotta scam with this ya i gotta scam for that The karma daddy all good, but still i watch my back i like the vibe, write a rhyme, to a funky phat track I got the scam to get the green, a scam for a sack Too vices, insane extremities I got no solutions, or no quick remedies Don't slave my life working at a 9 to 5 Fuck burgers don't wanna drop no fries wanna move boxes, move shit or sit behind a desk Just get up on the mic and let my skills start to flick Addicted to the homegrown, fly and bass tones I'm not a loser, look at you, don't be left alone Additcted to the nicotine, a time toker Or confused with mi vida loca Late-night toker, smokas
Hey, Hey, Daddy X, Daddy X, X, Daddy X Let your skills Hey, Hey, X, Hey Daddy X Put those fools in
Live while you live, you gotta live your while your here Time is all i got, I wanna smoke the kind and beer Fear of at times, i guess but i ain't got no time for that I got to it chill, i got to kick it chill to max So when you see X in your vacinity, pass the pipe, pass the J Say what's up, im out,
Me, Me and my My skate, my my skate Me, me and my My mate in world of hate
After an all out man hunt by local and officals The committee still remains at large Last spotted fleeing on interstate 5 in a drop top volkswagon bug Believed to be stolen from a trailer park complex earlier The young vandals are disturbing the peace and reportedly riding Thats' the local news for now, we'll update you on the situation as it I'm Secretions for KBUD, 420 on your dial Now to you Bob.