Oh, shit, god damn, I almost hit that little rock kid Aw shit, god damn, what's here? Damn And all I saw was some little skater kid come running by with a test One of glass ones Oh man, i'll check the news and find out the hell's happening here commercials, God Damn!
This is Victoria reporting live from Orange County California When just moments ago, officer Jack in our chopper in the sky Spotted rapper D-Loc member of the infamous KOTTONMOUTH Skating eastbound on Linda Blvd. has been at large, and is wanted by press, parents, and authorities For being a nuisance to with caution D-LOC could be under the influence of a altering substence
me and my skate Shit, this world of hate and I sweat all day to an illusion Or a fantasy, that's what you call it You to skate you be a bong tokin' alcoholic Well this true, so i grip the mic tightly And when im the stage, my skates beside me the show you'll catch me skatin' in the parking lot Bustin' grinds and flips my is all i got To escape the realness of I smoke a joint so i can cope with insanity say sobriety's the answer to society I say its anarchy but they understanding me I say it twice, but man can't relate I its fate, my boards my mate Just, me and my skate
In other news Reputed rapper Saint, from the KOTTONMOUTH committee Was caught by surveillance camera at JJ's Liquor in the of Orange Making off with 2 cases of beer, one pint of booze, and a of cigarettes The unemployed has outstanding charges of drunken rowdiness, inciting riots, and abusive Saint was last spotted on Beach Blvd. jumping a moving vehicle under the of alcohol.
Now i just got off the phone with Big up in prison Thank God for freedom, hook the out my chissum Name is _ in many conversations But it gets complicated with the situation in your My name is Saint, the one the girlies fool But get mad, when you lady starts to jock me fool 'cause its mad you wanna like marijuana She said, "Hi Saint, my name's Do wanna wanna take me home? Do wanna wanna lay and bone? But i get aggravated, mentally When i act like chin straps 'cause your player hated Left jab, right hook, i knocked him out I hate player so i pissed in his mouth
Apparently officals have turned the KOTTONMOUTH commitee case over to the Federal Bureau of The allusive orange rappers, under the direction of TRIP DADDY X Are saught in with a number of charges ranging from obscenity Influecencing the minds of minors, fake IDs, and crewd behavior And demoralizing Right-wing religious zealots have apparently threatened to, "Crucify those punks"
Yo, i gotta scam this ya know i gotta scam for that The karma daddy spreads all good, but still i watch my Well i like the vibe, write a rhyme, to a funky track I got the scam to get the green, a scam for a phat Too many vices, extremities I got no good solutions, or no quick Don't slave my life working at a 9 to 5 flippin' burgers don't wanna drop no fries Don't wanna boxes, move shit or sit behind a desk Just wanna get up on the mic and let my skills to flick Addicted to the homegrown, fly and bass tones I'm not a loser, look at you, don't wanna be alone Additcted to the nicotine, a time toker Or confused with mi vida loca Late-night toker, smokas
Hey, Hey, X, Daddy X, Daddy X, Daddy X Let your skills Hey, Hey, X, Hey Daddy X Put those fools in
Live you live, you gotta live your life while your here Time is all i got, I wanna smoke the kind and guzzle Fear of at times, i guess but i ain't got no time for that I got to it chill, i got to kick it chill to max So when you see X in your vacinity, pass the pipe, pass the J Say up, im out, peace
Me, Me and my My skate, my mate my Me, me and my My mate in world of hate
After an all out man by local and federal officals The Kottonmouth still remains at large spotted fleeing southbound on interstate 5 in a drop top volkswagon bug Believed to be stolen from a trailer complex earlier today The young vandals are the peace and reportedly riding high Thats' the local news for now, we'll you on the situation as it happens I'm Victoria Secretions for KBUD, 420 on dial Now to you Bob.