Oh, shit, god damn, I hit that little punk rock kid Aw shit, god damn, what's here? Damn And all I saw was some little skater kid come running by a test tube One of glass ones Oh man, i'll check the news and find out the hell's happening here commercials, God Damn!
This is Victoria Secretion reporting live Orange County California When just moments ago, officer Meoff in our chopper in the sky Spotted D-Loc member of the infamous KOTTONMOUTH comittee Skating eastbound on Linda Blvd. D-Loc has been at large, and is by press, parents, and authorities For being a nuisance to Approach caution D-LOC be under the influence of a mind altering substence
me and my skate Shit, this of hate and confusion I all day to create an illusion Or a fantasy, yeah that's what you it You play to you be a bong tokin' alcoholic this come true, so i grip the mic tightly And when im rockin' the stage, my beside me After the show you'll catch me in the parking lot Bustin' grinds and flips my is all i got To escape the of reality I smoke a joint so i can with this insanity They say sobriety's the to society I say its anarchy but they understanding me I say it twice, but man can't relate I guess its fate, my boards my Just, just me and my
In other news rapper Saint, also from the KOTTONMOUTH committee Was caught by surveillance camera at JJ's Liquor in the of Orange Making off 2 cases of beer, one pint of booze, and a carton of cigarettes The unemployed has outstanding charges of drunken rowdiness, inciting riots, and behavior Saint was last on Beach Blvd. jumping from a moving vehicle under the of alcohol.
Now i just got off the phone Big Hoss up in prison Thank God for freedom, the bitches out my chissum is _ in many girlies conversations But it gets with the situation in your face My name is Saint, the one the girlies flock But don't get mad, when you lady starts to me fool 'cause its mad you beer like marijuana She said, "Hi Saint, my Do-Juana Do wanna wanna wanna me home? Do wanna wanna wanna lay and But i get aggravated, mentally When i act like straps 'cause your boyfriends player hated jab, right hook, then i knocked him out I player haters so i pissed in his mouth
Apparently local have turned the KOTTONMOUTH commitee case over to the Federal Bureau of The orange county rappers, under the direction of TRIP DADDY X Are saught in conection with a of charges ranging from obscenity Influecencing the minds of minors, IDs, lewd and crewd behavior And society Right-wing religious have apparently threatened to, quote "Crucify those punks"
Yo, i gotta scam with this ya know i scam for that The karma spreads all good, but still i watch my back i like the vibe, write a rhyme, to a funky phat track I got the scam to get the green, a scam for a phat Too many vices, extremities I got no solutions, or no quick remedies Don't wanna slave my working at a 9 to 5 Fuck flippin' burgers don't wanna drop no Don't move boxes, move shit or sit behind a desk wanna get up on the mic and let my skills start to flick Addicted to the homegrown, fly and bass tones I'm not a loser, look at you, don't be left alone to the nicotine, a full time toker Or more confused with mi loca Late-night toker, indo
Hey, Hey, X, Daddy X, Daddy X, Daddy X Let your skills Hey, Hey, X, Hey Daddy X Put those fools in
Live while you live, you gotta live life while your here Time is all i got, I wanna smoke the kind and beer Fear of life at times, i guess but i ain't got no for that I got to it chill, i got to kick it chill to max So when you see Daddy X in vacinity, pass the pipe, pass the J Say what's up, im out,
Me, Me and my My skate, my my skate Me, me and my My in this world of hate
After an all out man hunt by local and federal The Kottonmouth committee remains at large Last spotted southbound on interstate 5 in a drop top volkswagon bug Believed to be stolen a trailer park complex earlier today The young vandals are disturbing the and reportedly riding high Thats' the news for now, we'll update you on the situation as it happens I'm Victoria Secretions for KBUD, 420 on dial Now to you Bob.