Oh, shit, god damn, I almost hit that little punk kid Aw shit, god damn, what's happening helicopters And all I saw was some little skater kid come running by a test tube One of glass ones Oh man, i'll check the news and find out what the hell's here commercials, God Damn!
This is Victoria Secretion reporting from Orange County California When just moments ago, officer Meoff in our chopper in the sky Spotted D-Loc member of the infamous KOTTONMOUTH comittee Skating eastbound on Yorba Blvd. has been at large, and is wanted by press, parents, and authorities For being a to society Approach caution D-LOC could be under the of a mind altering substence
me and my skate Shit, this world of hate and I sweat all day to an illusion Or a fantasy, yeah that's you call it You play to skate you be a bong alcoholic Well this true, so i grip the mic tightly And im rockin' the stage, my skates beside me After the show you'll me skatin' in the parking lot Bustin' and flips my board is all i got To escape the realness of I smoke a joint so i can cope with this They say the answer to society I say its anarchy but ain't understanding me I say it twice, but man can't relate I guess its fate, my boards my Just, me and my skate
In breaking news rapper Saint, also from the KOTTONMOUTH committee Was by surveillance camera at JJ's Liquor in the city of Orange Making off with 2 cases of beer, one pint of booze, and a of cigarettes The unemployed rapper has outstanding charges of rowdiness, inciting riots, and behavior Saint was last spotted on Beach Blvd. jumping a moving vehicle under the of alcohol.
Now i just got off the phone Big Hoss up in prison Thank God for freedom, hook the out my chissum Name is _ in many conversations But it gets complicated with the situation in your My name is Saint, the one the flock fool But don't get mad, when you lady to jock me fool 'cause its mad you beer like marijuana She said, "Hi Saint, my name's Do wanna wanna wanna take me Do wanna wanna wanna lay and But i get aggravated, mentally When i act like chin straps 'cause your boyfriends player Left jab, hook, then i knocked him out I hate player haters so i in his mouth
Apparently local officals turned the KOTTONMOUTH commitee case over to the Bureau of Investigations The orange county rappers, under the direction of TRIP DADDY X Are saught in conection with a number of charges from obscenity Influecencing the of minors, fake IDs, lewd and crewd behavior And demoralizing Right-wing religious zealots have apparently threatened to, "Crucify those punks"
Yo, i gotta scam with this ya i gotta scam for that The daddy spreads all good, but still i watch my back Well i like the vibe, write a rhyme, to a funky phat I got the scam to get the green, a for a phat sack Too many vices, extremities I got no good solutions, or no remedies wanna slave my life working at a 9 to 5 Fuck flippin' don't wanna drop no fries Don't wanna move boxes, move or sit behind a desk Just get up on the mic and let my skills start to flick Addicted to the homegrown, fly girls and tones I'm not a loser, look at you, wanna be left alone to the nicotine, a full time toker Or more confused with mi loca Late-night toker, indo
Hey, Hey, X, Daddy X, Daddy X, Daddy X Let skills flex Hey, Hey, X, Hey Daddy X Put those in check
Live while you live, you gotta live your life while your Time is all i got, I smoke the kind and guzzle beer of life at times, i guess but i ain't got no time for that I got to it chill, i got to kick it chill to max So when you see Daddy X in vacinity, pass the pipe, pass the J Say what's up, im out,
Me, Me and my My skate, my my skate Me, me and my My mate in world of hate
After an all out man hunt by and federal officals The Kottonmouth still remains at large spotted fleeing southbound on interstate 5 in a drop top volkswagon bug Believed to be stolen a trailer park complex earlier today The young vandals are disturbing the peace and reportedly high Thats' the local news for now, we'll update you on the as it happens I'm Victoria Secretions for KBUD, 420 on your Now to you Bob.