Oh, shit, god damn, I hit that little punk rock kid Aw shit, god damn, what's happening helicopters And all I saw was some little skater kid running by with a test tube One of them ones Oh man, i'll check the news and find out what the happening here commercials, God Damn!
This is Victoria Secretion reporting from Orange County California When moments ago, officer Jack Meoff in our chopper in the sky Spotted rapper D-Loc of the infamous KOTTONMOUTH comittee Skating eastbound on Yorba Blvd. has been at large, and is wanted by press, parents, and authorities For being a to society Approach with could be under the influence of a mind altering substence
It's me and my Shit, this world of hate and I sweat all day to an illusion Or a fantasy, yeah that's you call it You play to skate you be a tokin' alcoholic Well this true, so i grip the mic tightly And when im rockin' the stage, my beside me After the show you'll catch me skatin' in the lot Bustin' and flips my board is all i got To escape the realness of I smoke a joint so i can with this insanity They say sobriety's the to society I say its anarchy but ain't understanding me I say it twice, but man just relate I guess its fate, my my mate Just, me and my skate
In breaking news Reputed rapper Saint, also from the committee Was caught by surveillance camera at JJ's Liquor in the of Orange Making off 2 cases of beer, one pint of booze, and a carton of cigarettes The rapper has outstanding charges of drunken rowdiness, inciting riots, and behavior Saint was last spotted on Beach Blvd. jumping a moving vehicle under the of alcohol.
Now i got off the phone with Big Hoss up in prison God for freedom, hook the bitches out my chissum Name is _ in girlies conversations But it complicated with the situation in your face My name is Saint, the one the girlies fool But don't get mad, when you lady starts to me fool 'cause its mad you wanna like marijuana She said, "Hi Saint, my Do-Juana Do wanna wanna take me home? Do wanna wanna lay and bone? But i get aggravated, mentally When i act like chin straps your boyfriends player hated Left jab, right hook, i knocked him out I player haters so i pissed in his mouth
Apparently local officals have the KOTTONMOUTH commitee case over to the Bureau of Investigations The allusive orange county rappers, under the direction of DADDY X Are saught in with a number of charges ranging from obscenity Influecencing the minds of minors, fake IDs, lewd and crewd And demoralizing Right-wing religious zealots have apparently to, quote "Crucify those punks"
Yo, i gotta scam with this ya i gotta scam for that The karma daddy spreads all good, but i watch my back Well i like the vibe, write a rhyme, to a funky track I got the scam to get the green, a for a phat sack Too many vices, insane I got no solutions, or no quick remedies wanna slave my life working at a 9 to 5 Fuck flippin' don't wanna drop no fries Don't wanna move boxes, shit or sit behind a desk wanna get up on the mic and let my skills start to flick Addicted to the homegrown, fly girls and bass I'm not a loser, look at you, don't wanna be left Additcted to the nicotine, a time toker Or confused with mi vida loca Late-night toker, smokas
Hey, Hey, X, Daddy X, Daddy X, Daddy X Let your flex Hey, Hey, X, Hey Daddy X Put those fools in
Live while you live, you live your life while your here Time is all i got, I wanna the kind and guzzle beer Fear of life at times, i but i ain't got no time for that I got to it chill, i got to kick it chill to max So you see Daddy X in your vacinity, pass the pipe, pass the J Say up, im out, peace
Me, Me and my My skate, my my skate Me, me and my My mate in this of hate
After an all out man hunt by local and officals The committee still remains at large spotted fleeing southbound on interstate 5 in a drop top volkswagon bug Believed to be from a trailer park complex earlier today The vandals are disturbing the peace and reportedly riding high Thats' the local news for now, we'll update you on the situation as it I'm Secretions for KBUD, 420 on your dial Now to you Bob.