Oh, shit, god damn, I almost hit that little punk kid Aw shit, god damn, what's happening helicopters And all I saw was some little skater kid come by with a test tube One of them ones Oh man, i'll check the news and find out what the hell's here commercials, God Damn!
This is Victoria Secretion reporting live from County California When moments ago, officer Jack Meoff in our chopper in the sky Spotted rapper D-Loc member of the infamous comittee Skating on Yorba Linda Blvd. D-Loc has been at large, and is wanted by press, parents, and For being a to society Approach caution D-LOC could be under the influence of a mind substence
It's me and my Shit, this of hate and confusion I sweat all day to an illusion Or a fantasy, that's what you call it You play to skate you be a bong alcoholic this come true, so i grip the mic tightly And when im the stage, my skates beside me After the show you'll catch me in the parking lot grinds and flips my board is all i got To the realness of reality I a joint so i can cope with this insanity say sobriety's the answer to society I say its anarchy but they understanding me I say it twice, but man just can't I its fate, my boards my mate Just, just me and my
In other news Reputed rapper Saint, also from the KOTTONMOUTH Was caught by surveillance camera at JJ's Liquor in the of Orange Making off with 2 of beer, one pint of booze, and a carton of cigarettes The unemployed has outstanding charges of drunken rowdiness, inciting riots, and behavior Saint was last spotted on Beach Blvd. jumping a moving vehicle under the of alcohol.
Now i just got off the phone Big Hoss up in prison Thank God for freedom, hook the out my chissum is _ in many girlies conversations But it gets with the situation in your face My name is Saint, the one the girlies fool But don't get mad, when you starts to jock me fool 'cause its mad you wanna beer marijuana She said, "Hi Saint, my name's Do wanna wanna take me home? Do wanna wanna lay and bone? But i get aggravated, frusrated When i act chin straps 'cause your boyfriends player hated Left jab, right hook, i knocked him out I hate player haters so i pissed in his
Apparently local have turned the KOTTONMOUTH commitee case over to the Federal of Investigations The allusive orange county rappers, under the direction of TRIP X Are saught in conection with a of charges ranging from obscenity the minds of minors, fake IDs, lewd and crewd behavior And demoralizing Right-wing religious zealots have threatened to, quote "Crucify young punks"
Yo, i scam with this ya know i gotta scam for that The daddy spreads all good, but still i watch my back Well i the vibe, write a rhyme, to a funky phat track I got the scam to get the green, a scam for a phat Too vices, insane extremities I got no good solutions, or no remedies Don't wanna my life working at a 9 to 5 Fuck flippin' burgers don't wanna no fries wanna move boxes, move shit or sit behind a desk Just wanna get up on the mic and let my skills start to Addicted to the homegrown, fly girls and bass I'm not a loser, look at you, don't wanna be left Additcted to the nicotine, a time toker Or more confused mi vida loca Late-night toker, indo
Hey, Hey, Daddy X, Daddy X, X, Daddy X Let skills flex Hey, Hey, Daddy X, Hey X Put fools in check
Live while you live, you gotta live your life while your Time is all i got, I wanna smoke the kind and guzzle of life at times, i guess but i ain't got no time for that I got to kick it chill, i got to kick it to max So you see Daddy X in your vacinity, pass the pipe, pass the J Say what's up, im out,
Me, Me and my My skate, my my skate Me, me and my My mate in world of hate
After an all out man hunt by local and officals The Kottonmouth committee still at large spotted fleeing southbound on interstate 5 in a drop top volkswagon bug Believed to be stolen from a trailer park complex earlier The young are disturbing the peace and reportedly riding high Thats' the local for now, we'll update you on the situation as it happens I'm Victoria Secretions for KBUD, 420 on dial Now to you Bob.