Oh, shit, god damn, I almost hit that punk rock kid Aw shit, god damn, happening here? Damn And all I saw was some little skater kid running by with a test tube One of glass ones Oh man, i'll check the news and find out what the hell's here commercials, God Damn!
This is Secretion reporting live from Orange County California When just moments ago, officer Jack in our chopper in the sky Spotted rapper D-Loc of the infamous KOTTONMOUTH comittee Skating eastbound on Linda Blvd. has been at large, and is wanted by press, parents, and authorities For being a nuisance to Approach with D-LOC could be under the influence of a mind altering
me and my skate Shit, this of hate and confusion I sweat all day to an illusion Or a fantasy, yeah what you call it You play to skate you be a bong alcoholic Well this come true, so i the mic tightly And when im the stage, my skates beside me After the show you'll catch me skatin' in the lot Bustin' grinds and my board is all i got To escape the of reality I smoke a joint so i can cope with this say sobriety's the answer to society I say its but they ain't understanding me I say it twice, but man just relate I guess its fate, my my mate Just, just me and my
In other news Reputed rapper Saint, also from the committee Was caught by surveillance camera at JJ's Liquor in the city of Making off with 2 of beer, one pint of booze, and a carton of cigarettes The unemployed has outstanding charges of drunken rowdiness, inciting riots, and abusive was last spotted on Beach Blvd. jumping from a moving vehicle under the of alcohol.
Now i just got off the phone Big Hoss up in prison Thank God for freedom, hook the out my chissum Name is _ in many girlies But it complicated with the situation in your face My is Saint, the one the girlies flock fool But don't get mad, when you lady starts to me fool its mad you wanna beer like marijuana She said, "Hi Saint, my Do-Juana Do wanna wanna wanna take me Do wanna wanna lay and bone? But i get aggravated, frusrated When i act like straps 'cause your boyfriends player hated jab, right hook, then i knocked him out I hate player haters so i pissed in his
Apparently local officals have the KOTTONMOUTH commitee case over to the Federal Bureau of The allusive orange county rappers, under the direction of TRIP X Are saught in conection with a of charges ranging from obscenity Influecencing the of minors, fake IDs, lewd and crewd behavior And society Right-wing religious zealots apparently threatened to, quote "Crucify those punks"
Yo, i gotta scam with ya know i gotta scam for that The karma daddy all good, but still i watch my back Well i like the vibe, write a rhyme, to a funky phat I got the scam to get the green, a for a phat sack Too many vices, insane I got no good solutions, or no remedies Don't wanna my life working at a 9 to 5 Fuck flippin' burgers wanna drop no fries Don't move boxes, move shit or sit behind a desk Just get up on the mic and let my skills start to flick Addicted to the homegrown, fly and bass tones I'm not a loser, look at you, don't wanna be left to the nicotine, a full time toker Or more confused with mi vida Late-night toker, indo
Hey, Hey, X, Daddy X, Daddy X, Daddy X Let your flex Hey, Hey, X, Hey Daddy X Put fools in check
Live you live, you gotta live your life while your here Time is all i got, I wanna smoke the kind and beer Fear of life at times, i but i ain't got no time for that I got to kick it chill, i got to it chill to max So you see Daddy X in your vacinity, pass the pipe, pass the J Say up, im out, peace
Me, Me and my My skate, my mate my Me, me and my My mate in this of hate
After an all out man hunt by local and officals The committee still remains at large Last spotted fleeing southbound on 5 in a drop top volkswagon bug Believed to be stolen from a trailer park complex earlier The young vandals are disturbing the peace and reportedly riding Thats' the local news for now, we'll you on the situation as it happens I'm Victoria for KBUD, 420 on your dial Now to you Bob.