Well, he was like a vulture as he rolled up the horticulture it, and said, "I hope the vapors don't insult ya" What I replied denied, but he weed and hop His head was noddin' up and down he agreed a lot Bored, said, "We a plot," I comply, "Let's leave the spot" in the Granada, he's impressed by the beat I got His is "hay-zoos" but his pimp name is "gee-zus" Slapped a hoe to pieces with his plastic "Nigga don't you know that I'm your daddy?" he This is true, plus he me for my mackin' degree "Never plea, try not to flee, make pee when you stick around" This man my momma had found me to put it down I press the gas to the to show that I'm a hound Makin' sho' that get rubber sound is heard the town Thirty years ago, Jesus pull a hoe quick But now he 50 and his belly hangs lower his dick Philosophy that he stuck in my memory chips And now he in a disk of Gladys Knight and the Pips Then that shit starts to skip, he said, "Somebody musta it" Put the 40 to his lips and poured the down the hatchet Well since my adolescense, cause of his pimp smack my woman in the just for askin' silly questions Relationship reduction to rock the box or suction Ain't got no close potnahs, socially I cain't From the pen he would scribe, on how to "Don't be Microsoft, be with a Hard Drive" to tell me all the time to keep a bitch broke Did I mention that my momma was his number one Clunked the 40 on the flo' and placed his on the dash and wheezed out, "C'mon man, make motherfucker mash!" Ain't mash too fast, cause my tags ain't right Me and Jesus the Pimp in a '79 last night
*sung* (2X)
Oakland do you ride? I can't you! Oakland do you wanna ride tonight?
City lights from far way can drop yo' jaw Sparklin' like on a transvestite at Mardi Gras beauty in the cracks of the cement When I was five I over them wherever we went to prevent it was that could break my momma's back Little did I know that it would up in a Cadillac And matta-fact, she see him like a cataract And on the track, she went from beautiful to And back at home, she would cry her pillow Vomit in the commode, I was six old I would crawl onto her lap and we would hug and She asked me what I thought of Jesus when he broke off bread I said, "He missin' a arm, and he like a pee-pee head" She said, "Don't cuss," and my to go brush And get ready for bed, and the toilet to tears in my momma's eyes, I was her everything Before she out on the stroll She'd tuck me into bed and
You're much too beautiful for (4X)
I see the red and white as the ambulance flies Reminds me of in a dopefiend's eyes And my 9-year-old as paramedics leave Left to ball my eyes out on a neighbor's To make illustrations that are and clean I'll take you two hours before this scene: in the morning when the sun starts to creep When the birds start to chirp and crackheads go to Moms was comin' in I her keys go clink nothin' but pumps, bikini, and fake mink Even though she served, for dollars-a-pop Hardly had for rent after Jesus re-copped day the landlady got her rent befo' he got his knot Slammed momma's against the front bolt lock Then the wit one arm done harm Reached back and into her head like a farm Never saw the act, locked in the back, I was Heard the blap blap of headcrack percussion and blows, her body froze from bolo's to the spine I was hysterically cryin', all she could do was She didn't have the strength to say, "I love you Boo" But I said it to her and she that I knew She was dead by the time the ambulance got on the But I never will forget the plastic hand in her face Stop at the to ask Jesus 'bout directions "S go to Frisco.." (I got friendly vocal inflections) Mob a left at MacArthur to in flight Me and Jesus the Pimp in a '79 Granada last
The rain dropped pearls, God was pissin' on the world or that old man who was snorin' rolled on over and My temperatyre gayge "cold and blistery" Spinnin' wheels made each piece of history This was Jesus out the penitentiary Fifteen years, but it seem like a See, he went in the pen for other murder drama Twelve years old when I wrote him quote I wanna be a comma You accidentally killed my mom, no hation points You know how bitches act, exclamation points First it was a set up move, then it was the His were the only thing I had as a youth But his game, see, was really counterfeit So my son Dominic thinks that I'm a dick I was runnin' 'round like a little baby Jesus To me women had to be saints, hoes, or And I don't think that it's end til we make revolution But who gon' make the shit if we worship Ain't no women finna die for the ol' conclusion Put they life on the line so some other pimp use 'em Pulled into a vacant lot, the to recovery Pulled out my pistol as we brushed against the Jesus said, "Why the hell you a gat?" So I pulled a of game I could use out the hat I said, "This trip is over, we ain't ride on is for my mental and my momma that I cried on Microsoft motherfuckers let bygones be but since I'm Macintosh, I'ma double your icons" He struggled for life, then up the fight Me and Jesus the in a '79 Granada last night