Well, he was smilin' like a as he rolled up the horticulture Ignited it, and said, "I hope the vapors insult ya" What I replied denied, but he weed and hop His head was noddin' up and down like he a lot Bored, said, "We need a plot," I comply, "Let's the spot" in the Granada, he's impressed by the beat I got His is "hay-zoos" but his pimp name is "gee-zus" Slapped a hoe to pieces with his plastic "Nigga you know that I'm your daddy?" said he This is true, plus he schooled me for my mackin' "Never plea, try not to flee, niggaz pee when you stick around" This man my momma had found taught me to put it I press the gas to the ground to that I'm a hound sho' that get rubber sound is heard throughout the town Thirty ago, Jesus could pull a hoe quick But now he 50 and his belly lower than his dick Philosophy that he spit stuck in my chips And now he puttin' in a disk of Gladys Knight and the Then shit starts to skip, he said, "Somebody musta scratch it" Put the 40 to his and poured the contents down the hatchet since my adolescense, cause of his pimp lessons smack my woman in the dental for askin' silly questions Relationship reduction to either the box or suction Ain't got no close potnahs, I cain't function From the pen he scribe, on how to survive: "Don't be Microsoft, be with a Hard Drive" Used to tell me all the to keep a bitch broke Did I mention that my momma was his one hoe? Clunked the 40 on the and placed his palm on the dash and wheezed out, "C'mon man, make this mash!" gon' mash too fast, cause my tags ain't right Me and Jesus the Pimp in a '79 Granada night
*sung* (2X)
Oakland do you wanna I can't hear you! do you wanna ride tonight?
City lights from far way can drop yo' jaw like sequins on a transvestite at Mardi Gras There's beauty in the of the cement When I was five I hopped over them wherever we went to whatever it was that could break my momma's Little did I know that it would roll up in a And matta-fact, she couldn't see him like a And on the track, she went from beautiful to And at home, she would cry into her pillow Vomit in the commode, I was six old I would crawl her lap and we would hug and hold She asked me what I of Jesus when he broke off some bread I said, "He missin' a arm, and he seem like a head" She said, "Don't cuss," and my teeth to go And get for bed, and the toilet to flush With tears in my eyes, I was her everything Before she went out on the She'd tuck me bed and sing:
You're too beautiful for words (4X)
I see the red and lights as the ambulance flies Reminds me of midnight in a eyes And my 9-year-old self as paramedics Left to ball my eyes out on a neighbor's To make illustrations that are and clean I'll take you two hours back this scene: Early in the when the sun starts to creep When the birds start to chirp and go to sleep Moms was comin' in I heard her go clink Wearin' nothin' but pumps, bikini, and fake Even though she served, for fifty Hardly had enough for rent Jesus re-copped That day the landlady got her befo' he got his knot momma's head against the front bolt lock Then the wit one arm done harm Reached and plowed into her head like a farm saw the act, locked in the back, I was cussin' Heard the blap of tewnty headcrack percussion and body blows, her body from bolo's to the spine I was cryin', all she could do was whine She didn't have the strength to say, "I love you Boo" But I said it to her and she knew I knew She was dead by the time the got on the case But I never forget the plastic hand stuck in her face Stop at the intersection to ask 'bout directions "S go to Frisco.." (I got friendly vocal inflections) Mob a left at MacArthur to continue in Me and Jesus the Pimp in a '79 last night
The rain dropped pearls, God was pissin' on the world or that old man who was snorin' on over and earled My temperatyre read "cold and blistery" Spinnin' wheels made each of asphault history This was Jesus debut out the Fifteen years, but it seem like a See, he went in the pen for some murder drama years old when I wrote him quote I wanna be a pimp comma You killed my mom, no playa hation points You know how act, shit exclamation points First it was a set up move, it was the truth His letters were the only I had as a youth But his game, see, was really counterfeit So my little son Dominic thinks that I'm a I was runnin' 'round like a little baby Jesus To me had to be saints, hoes, or skeezers And I think that it's gon' end til we make revolution But who gon' make the shit if we prostitution? Ain't no women finna die for the same ol' Put they life on the line so some pimp could use 'em Pulled into a vacant lot, the to recovery Pulled out my as we brushed against the shrubbery said, "Why the hell you pointin' a gat?" So I pulled a piece of I could use out the hat I said, "This is over, we ain't finna ride on This is for my mental and my momma that I on Microsoft let bygones be bygones but since I'm Macintosh, I'ma double your icons" He struggled for life, then gave up the Me and Jesus the Pimp in a '79 Granada last