Well, he was smilin' like a vulture as he rolled up the Ignited it, and said, "I hope the vapors don't ya" What I denied, but he mixin weed and hop His head was noddin' up and down like he a lot Bored, said, "We a plot," I comply, "Let's leave the spot" Hopped in the Granada, impressed by the beat I got His is "hay-zoos" but his pimp name is "gee-zus" Slapped a hoe to with his plastic prosthesis "Nigga don't you that I'm your daddy?" said he This is true, plus he schooled me for my degree "Never plea, try not to flee, make niggaz pee you stick around" This man my momma had taught me to put it down I press the gas to the to show that I'm a hound Makin' sho' get rubber sound is heard throughout the town years ago, Jesus could pull a hoe quick But now he 50 and his belly hangs lower than his Philosophy that he stuck in my memory chips And now he puttin' in a disk of Gladys Knight and the Then that shit starts to skip, he said, "Somebody musta it" Put the 40 to his lips and poured the down the hatchet since my adolescense, cause of his pimp lessons smack my woman in the dental just for silly questions Relationship reduction to rock the box or suction Ain't got no potnahs, socially I cain't function the pen he would scribe, on how to survive: "Don't be Microsoft, be Macintosh a Hard Drive" to tell me all the time to keep a bitch broke Did I mention that my momma was his number one Clunked the 40 on the flo' and his palm on the dash and wheezed out, "C'mon man, make motherfucker mash!" Ain't gon' too fast, cause my tags ain't right Me and Jesus the in a '79 Granada last night
*sung* (2X)
Oakland do you wanna I can't hear you! Oakland do you wanna tonight?
City lights from far way can makeyou yo' jaw Sparklin' like sequins on a transvestite at Gras There's beauty in the cracks of the When I was five I hopped them wherever we went to prevent whatever it was that break my momma's back Little did I know it would roll up in a Cadillac And matta-fact, she see him like a cataract And on the track, she went from beautiful to And back at home, she would cry her pillow in the commode, I was six years old I crawl onto her lap and we would hug and hold She asked me what I thought of Jesus when he off some bread I said, "He missin' a arm, and he seem a pee-pee head" She said, "Don't cuss," and my teeth to go And get for bed, and the toilet to flush With tears in my eyes, I was her everything she went out on the stroll She'd tuck me bed and sing:
You're too beautiful for words (4X)
I see the red and white lights as the flies Reminds me of in a dopefiend's eyes And my 9-year-old self as paramedics to ball my eyes out on a neighbor's sleeve To illustrations that are clear and clean I'll take you two hours back before this Early in the when the sun starts to creep the birds start to chirp and crackheads go to sleep Moms was in I heard her keys go clink nothin' but pumps, bikini, and fake mink Even though she served, for dollars-a-pop Hardly had enough for rent after Jesus That day the landlady got her befo' he got his knot Slammed momma's head against the bolt lock Then the wit one arm done harm Reached and plowed into her head like a farm Never saw the act, in the back, I was cussin' Heard the blap blap of headcrack percussion and blows, her body froze from bolo's to the spine I was hysterically cryin', all she do was whine She didn't have the strength to say, "I love you Boo" But I said it to her and she knew I knew She was dead by the the ambulance got on the case But I never will forget the plastic hand in her face Stop at the intersection to ask Jesus directions "S go to Frisco.." (I got friendly vocal inflections) Mob a left at MacArthur to in flight Me and the Pimp in a '79 Granada last night
The rain giant pearls, God was pissin' on the world or old man who was snorin' rolled on over and earled My temperatyre read "cold and blistery" Spinnin' wheels made each of asphault history was Jesus debut out the penitentiary Fifteen years, but it seem a century See, he went in the pen for some other drama Twelve years old when I him quote I wanna be a pimp comma You accidentally killed my mom, no playa hation You know how bitches act, shit exclamation First it was a set up move, then it was the His letters the only thing I had as a youth But his game, see, was really counterfeit So my little son Dominic thinks I'm a dick Cause I was runnin' 'round like a little Jesus To me had to be saints, hoes, or skeezers And I don't think that it's end til we make revolution But who gon' make the if we worship prostitution? no women finna die for the same ol' conclusion Put they life on the line so some pimp could use 'em Pulled into a lot, the road to recovery Pulled out my pistol as we against the shrubbery Jesus said, "Why the you pointin' a gat?" So I pulled a of game I could use out the hat I said, "This trip is over, we ain't ride on This is for my and my momma that I cried on motherfuckers let bygones be bygones but I'm Macintosh, I'ma double click your icons" He struggled for life, then up the fight Me and the Pimp in a '79 Granada last night