Well, he was smilin' a vulture as he rolled up the horticulture Ignited it, and said, "I hope the don't insult ya" What I replied denied, but he mixin and hop His head was up and down like he agreed a lot Bored, said, "We a plot," I comply, "Let's leave the spot" in the Granada, he's impressed by the beat I got His is "hay-zoos" but his pimp name is "gee-zus" Slapped a hoe to pieces his plastic prosthesis "Nigga don't you that I'm your daddy?" said he This is true, he schooled me for my mackin' degree "Never plea, try not to flee, make niggaz pee when you around" This man my had found taught me to put it down I press the gas to the ground to that I'm a hound Makin' sho' get rubber sound is heard throughout the town years ago, Jesus could pull a hoe quick But now he 50 and his belly hangs lower his dick that he spit stuck in my memory chips And now he puttin' in a of Gladys Knight and the Pips Then that shit starts to skip, he said, "Somebody musta it" Put the 40 to his lips and poured the contents the hatchet Well since my adolescense, cause of his pimp smack my woman in the dental just for silly questions Relationship reduction to either rock the box or got no close potnahs, socially I cain't function From the pen he scribe, on how to survive: "Don't be Microsoft, be Macintosh with a Drive" Used to me all the time to keep a bitch broke Did I mention that my momma was his one hoe? the 40 on the flo' and placed his palm on the dash and wheezed out, "C'mon man, this motherfucker mash!" Ain't gon' mash too fast, cause my tags ain't Me and Jesus the Pimp in a '79 Granada night
Chorus: (2X)
Oakland do you ride? I can't hear you! do you wanna ride tonight?
City lights from far way can drop yo' jaw Sparklin' like sequins on a at Mardi Gras There's beauty in the of the cement When I was five I over them wherever we went to prevent whatever it was that could break my back Little did I know that it would up in a Cadillac And matta-fact, she see him like a cataract And on the track, she went beautiful to battleaxe And back at home, she would cry into her Vomit in the commode, I was six old I would crawl onto her lap and we would hug and She asked me I thought of Jesus when he broke off some bread I said, "He missin' a arm, and he like a pee-pee head" She said, "Don't cuss," and my to go brush And get for bed, and the toilet to flush With in my momma's eyes, I was her everything she went out on the stroll She'd tuck me bed and sing:
You're too beautiful for words (4X)
I see the red and white lights as the flies Reminds me of midnight in a dopefiend's And my 9-year-old self as leave to ball my eyes out on a neighbor's sleeve To illustrations that are clear and clean I'll take you two hours back before this Early in the when the sun starts to creep When the birds to chirp and crackheads go to sleep Moms was comin' in I heard her keys go Wearin' nothin' but pumps, bikini, and fake Even though she served, for dollars-a-pop Hardly had enough for rent after re-copped day the landlady got her rent befo' he got his knot Slammed momma's head the front bolt lock the pump wit one arm done harm Reached back and into her head like a farm saw the act, locked in the back, I was cussin' Heard the blap of tewnty headcrack percussion and body blows, her body froze bolo's to the spine I was hysterically cryin', all she do was whine She didn't have the strength to say, "I love you Boo" But I it to her and she knew that I knew She was by the time the ambulance got on the case But I never will forget the plastic stuck in her face Stop at the intersection to ask Jesus directions "S go to Frisco.." (I got very vocal inflections) Mob a left at to continue in flight Me and Jesus the Pimp in a '79 Granada last
The dropped giant pearls, God was pissin' on the world or old man who was snorin' rolled on over and earled My gayge read "cold and blistery" Spinnin' made each piece of asphault history was Jesus debut out the penitentiary Fifteen years, but it like a century See, he went in the pen for some other murder Twelve old when I wrote him quote I wanna be a pimp comma You accidentally killed my mom, no playa hation You how bitches act, shit exclamation points First it was a set up move, then it was the His were the only thing I had as a youth But his game, see, was really counterfeit So my little son Dominic thinks that I'm a Cause I was runnin' like a little baby Jesus To me had to be saints, hoes, or skeezers And I think that it's gon' end til we make revolution But who gon' make the shit if we worship Ain't no women die for the same ol' conclusion Put they life on the line so some other could use 'em Pulled a vacant lot, the road to recovery Pulled out my pistol as we brushed against the said, "Why the hell you pointin' a gat?" So I pulled a piece of I could use out the hat I said, "This is over, we ain't finna ride on is for my mental and my momma that I cried on Microsoft motherfuckers let bygones be but since I'm Macintosh, I'ma click your icons" He struggled for life, then gave up the Me and Jesus the Pimp in a '79 Granada last