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U like the here? (Yeah) Good, (It's alright) Try the canolli, it's (I'm full, alright) Mmm U gonna eat meatball there? U, U gonna let it... Maybe made some food out here Here, it 2 me U're not eat it (At not now) Mmm, see what I can get up here 2 grease on Mmm, Best meatball in the are U doin' there? Hmm, this might (Give it 2 me, eat it) see, mmm So tell me, U broads? (They're alright, I...) Yep Boy, have I got a story 4 U Yeah, some corn, (Jesus) see, uh I'm on a date with broad, right? see, stove top directions, uh I bring her (Here?) Yeah, right I thought I'd put some food in her contents into small sauce pan, hmm U know, get a little curve in her U know what I'm (Slope?) Right... Now let me go see if I can one of these muthafuckers, hmm (Oh, gosh) So I'm like "Go toots, order what U like, it's on me" her think I'm a big shot, U know I said "So order, somethin' 4 me 2 I'm gonna run 2 the little boys Hmm, shit, that definitely no sauce pan I burp the baby Mmm, ain't no sauce pan U know I'm sayin'?" I figured she'd order me light Let me see if I can find shit a couple of salads or somethin' Boy, was a mistake (Why?) I back from the bathroom Alright, got it, got it I'm there Ah, that's Waitin' 4 the Now, if I can get this corn open broad ordered the whole left side of the menu! OK, see Said she wanted 2 nibble Where's the damn can Shit! my ass I'll open this I'm hungry! This broad ate fuckin' thing except the silverware Shit ain't (Come on) I kid U not {phone gonna open now I mean, she was a little on the thick 2 begin with Alright, I got it, mmm hmm U know what I But I figured she'd have the 2 pig out when she got home (Hey brother, up?) Not here, (Right) I mean U, U ever had a do that? Ain't but a wang (No, not really) Fuckin' U off, am I right? My gone somewhere Right, so I over I... I'm cookin' I took the fuckin' potatoes and I threw 'em all over that broad Hey, hey, this? (Now a minute) That ain't all though, check out Hmm, let me U back (What?) The waiter sees what just the... He's be Mr. Macho, right He comes over and "What U do 4?" "I'm sick of the U put me through?" (And U said?) I said "What the business is it of yours? I'm payin' 4 fuckin' potatoes "All U think is music?" do what the fuck I wanna do with'em! Now bring me a finger bowl!" "I'm leavin' NBA no ballin' ass?" (What happened?) What I'll U what happened that a bitch? Here, some of that meatball (Hey, hey, I was eat that) This punk waiter, he he's the hero type, right He throws the finger on my head I kid U not I'm sittin' there, head wet Mashed potatoes in my nails And this crackin' up (Ha ha ha ha) I kid U not She's on the carpet, people... Gimme some water (Hey, hey, get...) leavin' the restaurant She's so hard potatoes are flyin' off her head (U got mad?) right I was mad! I said, "Very funny" (Well, it is funny) And I left her fuckin' ass there Rollin' in those fuckin' mashed And I left this joint out payin' a dime (Well, are U eatin' here now 4 I mean?) the killer! I was so mad I bought this (But the girl...) Fuckin' (What 2 her, man?) That's her over there, workin' the fuckin' register (Naw, her?) U eat this? (That's the potato girl?) Here, this bread (She's, she's great, do U mean?) Is this the bread in the city or what? What the fuck's your (Look at her, she's, gorgeous) U eat like a parakeet (What...) I'm hungry U (Naw, naw) Naw, U not U want some bird or somethin'? Look here, me somethin'! (Man, up now) I'm gonna run 2 the little boys