Another day, another Your nigga's Don't make me Is home? Hmm, I not Let's see on the hellavision
U the food here? (Yeah) Good, (It's alright) Try the canolli, fabulous (I'm full, alright) Mmm U gonna eat meatball there? U, U gonna let it... Maybe girl made food out here Here, it 2 me U're not eat it (At not now) Mmm, let's see I can get up here 2 grease on Mmm, meatball in the city What are U doin' Hmm, this work (Give it 2 me, eat it) see, mmm So me, U like broads? (They're alright, I...) Yep Boy, have I got a story 4 U Yeah, corn, yeah (Jesus) see, uh I'm on a date with broad, right? see, stove top directions, uh I bring her (Here?) Yeah, here I thought I'd put some in her belly Empty contents small sauce pan, hmm U know, get a curve in her slope U know I'm sayin? (Slope?) Right... Now let me go see if I can one of these muthafuckers, hmm (Oh, gosh) So I'm like "Go toots, order what U like, it's on me" Make her I'm a big shot, U know I said "So order, somethin' 4 me 2 I'm gonna run 2 the boys room Hmm, shit, that ain't no sauce pan I burp the baby Mmm, that no sauce pan U know I'm sayin'?" I figured she'd order me light Let me see if I can find shit Like a couple of or somethin' Boy, was a mistake (Why?) I comes from the bathroom Alright, got it, got it I'm sittin' Ah, that's Waitin' 4 the Now, if I can just get this corn This broad ordered the whole left of the menu! OK, see Said she wanted 2 nibble Where's the can opener? Shit! my ass I'll open this I'm hungry! This broad ate every thing except the silverware Shit ain't (Come on) I kid U not {phone gonna open now I mean, she was a little on the thick 2 begin with Alright, I got it, mmm hmm U know what I But I figured she'd have the decency 2 pig out she got home (Hey brother, up?) Not here, (Right) I mean U, U ever had a do that? nothin' but a wang (No, not really) Fuckin' pisses U off, am I My gone somewhere Right, so I reaches I... I'm just I took the fuckin' potatoes and I threw 'em all over that broad Hey, hey, this? (Now a minute) ain't all though, check this out Hmm, let me call U (What?) The waiter sees what happened the... He's gonna be Mr. Macho, He over and says "What U do 4?" "I'm sick of the U put me through?" (And U said?) I "What the fuck business is it of yours? I'm payin' 4 these potatoes "All U about is music?" I'll do what the fuck I do with'em! Now me a fuckin' finger bowl!" "I'm your NBA no ballin' ass?" (What happened?) happened? I'll U what happened that a bitch? Here, gimme of that meatball (Hey, hey, I was eat that) This punk waiter, he think he's the hero type, He throws the finger bowl on my I kid U not I'm sittin' there, soakin' wet Mashed in my finger nails And this crackin' up (Ha ha ha ha) I kid U not She's on the carpet, people... Gimme water there (Hey, hey, get...) People the restaurant She's so hard potatoes are flyin' off her head (U got mad?) right I was mad! I said, "Very funny" (Well, it is funny) And I left her ass right there Rollin' in those mashed potatoes And I left this joint out payin' a dime (Well, are U eatin' here now 4 I mean?) the killer! I was so mad I bought this (But the girl...) right (What 2 her, man?) her over there, workin' the fuckin' cash register (Naw, her?) U eat this? (That's the mashed girl?) Here, this bread (She's, she's great, do U mean?) Is the best bread in the city or what? What the fuck's problem? (Look at her, she's, gorgeous) U eat like a parakeet (What...) I'm still U (Naw, naw) Naw, U not U want some bird seed or Look here, me somethin'! (Man, up now) I'm gonna run 2 the little boys