Luyện nghe bài hát Mashed Potato Girl Intro

Another day, dollar
Your home
make me holler
Is home?
Hmm, I not
Let's see on the hellavision

U the food here?
(Yeah)
Good,
(It's alright)
Try the canolli, fabulous
(I'm full, alright)
Mmm
U gonna eat that meatball
U, U gonna let it...
girl made some food out here
Here, it 2 me
not gonna eat it
(At not now)
Mmm, let's see I can get up here 2 grease on
Mmm,
Best meatball in the
What are U doin'
Hmm, this might
(Give it 2 me, eat it)
see, mmm
So me, U like broads?
(They're alright, I...)
Yep
Boy, have I got a story 4 U
Yeah, some corn,
(Jesus)
see, uh
I'm on a date this broad, right?
see, stove top directions, uh
I bring her
(Here?)
Yeah, here
I thought I'd put food in her belly
Empty into small sauce pan, hmm
U know, get a little in her slope
U what I'm sayin?
(Slope?)
Right...
Now let me go see if I can find one of muthafuckers, hmm
(Oh, gosh)
So I'm like "Go ahead toots, order U like, it's on me"
her think I'm a big shot, U know
I "So order, order somethin' 4 me 2
I'm run 2 the little boys room
Hmm, shit, that ain't no sauce pan
I gotta the baby
Mmm, that no sauce pan
U what I'm sayin'?"
I figured order me somethin' light
Let me see if I can this shit
Like a couple of or somethin'
Boy, was a mistake
(Why?)
I back from the bathroom
Alright, got it, got it
I'm there
Ah, cool
4 the food
Now, if I can get this corn open
broad ordered the whole left side of the menu!
OK, see
Said she just 2 nibble
the damn can opener? Shit!
my ass
I'll open this
I'm hungry!
broad ate every fuckin' thing except the silverware
Shit ain't
(Come on)
I kid U not
{phone
Shit's open now
I mean, she was a little on the thick side 2 with
Alright, I got it, mmm hmm
U know what I
But I figured she'd the decency 2 pig out when she got home

(Hey brother, up?)
Not here,
(Right)
I mean U, U ever had a broad do
Ain't nothin' but a
(No, not really)
pisses U off, am I right?
My girl's gone
Right, so I over
I... I'm just
I took the fuckin' mashed potatoes and I threw 'em all over broad
Hey, hey, what's
(Now a minute)
That all though, check this out
Hmm, let me U back
(What?)
The waiter what just happened
the...
He's be Mr. Macho, right
He over and says
"What U do 4?"
"I'm sick of the U put me through?"
(And U said?)
I "What the fuck business is it of yours?
I'm payin' 4 these fuckin'
"All U about is music?"
I'll do what the I wanna do with'em!
Now bring me a finger bowl!"
"I'm leavin' your NBA no ass?"
(What happened?)
happened?
I'll U what happened
Ain't that a
Here, gimme some of that
(Hey, hey, I was eat that)
punk waiter, he think he's the hero type, right

He throws the finger bowl on my
I kid U not
I'm there, head soakin' wet
Mashed in my finger nails
And this broad's up
(Ha ha ha ha)
I kid U not
rollin' on the carpet, people...
Gimme some water
(Hey, hey, get...)
People leavin' the
laughin' so hard potatoes are flyin' off her head
(U got mad?)
Damn I was mad!
I said, "Very funny"
(Well, it is funny)
And I left her ass right there
in those fuckin' mashed potatoes
And I left this joint with out a dime
(Well, what are U eatin' now 4 I mean?)
the killer!
I was so mad I this joint
(But the girl...)
Fuckin'
(What 2 her, man?)
That's her over there, workin' the fuckin' cash
(Naw, her?)
U gonna eat
(That's the mashed girl?)
Here, this bread
(She's, great, what do U mean?)
Is this the best bread in the or what?
What the fuck's your
(Look at her, she's, gorgeous)
U eat like a parakeet
(What...)
I'm hungry
U
(Naw, naw)
Naw, U not
U want some seed or somethin'?
here, order me somethin'!
(Man, up now)
I'm run 2 the little boys room