Another day, another Your nigga's make me holler Is home? Hmm, I not see what's on the hellavision
U like the food (Yeah) Good, (It's alright) Try the canolli, it's (I'm full, alright) Mmm U gonna eat that meatball U, U just let it... Maybe girl made some out here Here, it 2 me U're not eat it (At not now) Mmm, let's see what I can get up here 2 on Mmm, Best in the city are U doin' there? Hmm, this work (Give it 2 me, eat it) see, mmm So me, U like broads? (They're alright, I...) Yep Boy, have I got a broad 4 U Yeah, corn, yeah (Jesus) see, uh I'm on a with this broad, right? Lets' see, top directions, uh I bring her (Here?) Yeah, here I thought I'd put food in her belly Empty contents into small pan, hmm U know, get a curve in her slope U what I'm sayin? (Slope?) Right... Now let me go see if I can find one of muthafuckers, hmm (Oh, gosh) So I'm like "Go ahead toots, order what U like, on me" Make her I'm a big shot, U know I "So order, order somethin' 4 me 2 I'm gonna run 2 the little boys Hmm, shit, definitely ain't no sauce pan I gotta the baby Mmm, that ain't no pan U what I'm sayin'?" I figured order me somethin' light Let me see if I can find this Like a couple of salads or Boy, was that a (Why?) I comes back the bathroom Alright, got it, got it I'm there Ah, that's 4 the food Now, if I can just get this open broad ordered the whole left side of the menu! OK, see Said she just wanted 2 the damn can opener? Shit! my ass I'll this muthafucker I'm hungry! This broad ate every fuckin' except the silverware Shit openin' (Come on) I kid U not rings} Shit's gonna now I mean, she was a little on the side 2 begin with Alright, I got it, mmm hmm U what I mean? But I figured have the decency 2 pig out when she got home (Hey brother, up?) Not here, (Right) I mean U, U ever had a do that? Ain't nothin' but a (No, not really) Fuckin' pisses U off, am I My gone somewhere Right, so I over I... I'm cookin' I took the fuckin' mashed potatoes and I threw 'em all over broad Hey, hey, this? (Now a minute) That ain't all though, this out Hmm, let me U back (What?) The sees what just happened the... He's be Mr. Macho, right He comes and says "What U do 4?" "I'm of the changes U put me through?" (And U said?) I said "What the fuck is it of yours? I'm 4 these fuckin' potatoes "All U think is music?" do what the fuck I wanna do with'em! Now me a fuckin' finger bowl!" "I'm leavin' your NBA no ass?" (What happened?) happened? I'll U what happened Ain't a bitch? Here, gimme some of meatball (Hey, hey, I was eat that) This punk waiter, he think he's the hero type, He throws the finger on my head I kid U not I'm sittin' there, soakin' wet Mashed potatoes in my nails And broad's crackin' up (Ha ha ha ha) I kid U not She's on the carpet, people... Gimme some water (Hey, hey, get...) leavin' the restaurant She's laughin' so hard potatoes are off her head (U got mad?) right I was mad! I said, "Very funny" (Well, it is funny) And I her fuckin' ass right there Rollin' in those mashed potatoes And I left this joint out payin' a dime (Well, are U eatin' here now 4 I mean?) the killer! I was so mad I this joint (But the girl...) right (What 2 her, man?) That's her over there, workin' the fuckin' cash (Naw, her?) U eat this? (That's the mashed girl?) Here, this bread (She's, she's great, do U mean?) Is this the best bread in the city or What the fuck's your (Look at her, she's, gorgeous) U eat like a parakeet (What...) I'm hungry U (Naw, naw) Naw, U not U want some seed or somethin'? here, order me somethin'! (Man, up now) I'm run 2 the little boys room