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U like the here? (Yeah) Good, (It's alright) Try the canolli, fabulous (I'm full, alright) Mmm U gonna eat that meatball U, U gonna let it... Maybe girl made some out here Here, it 2 me not gonna eat it (At not now) Mmm, let's see what I can get up 2 grease on Mmm, Best meatball in the What are U doin' Hmm, this work (Give it 2 me, eat it) see, mmm So tell me, U like (They're alright, I...) Yep Boy, I got a broad story 4 U Yeah, some corn, (Jesus) see, uh I'm on a date this broad, right? see, stove top directions, uh I bring her (Here?) Yeah, right I thought I'd put food in her belly contents into small sauce pan, hmm U know, get a little in her slope U know what I'm (Slope?) Right... Now let me go see if I can one of these muthafuckers, hmm (Oh, gosh) So I'm like "Go ahead toots, order U like, it's on me" Make her I'm a big shot, U know I said "So order, somethin' 4 me 2 I'm gonna run 2 the boys room Hmm, shit, that definitely ain't no pan I burp the baby Mmm, that ain't no pan U know I'm sayin'?" I figured order me somethin' light Let me see if I can find shit Like a couple of or somethin' Boy, was that a (Why?) I comes from the bathroom Alright, got it, got it I'm sittin' Ah, cool 4 the food Now, if I can just get this open This broad ordered the whole left of the menu! OK, see she just wanted 2 nibble Where's the can opener? Shit! my ass I'll this muthafucker I'm hungry! This ate every fuckin' thing except the silverware Shit ain't (Come on) I kid U not {phone Shit's gonna now I mean, she was a little on the thick 2 begin with Alright, I got it, mmm hmm U what I mean? But I figured she'd have the decency 2 pig out when she got (Hey brother, up?) Not here, (Right) I mean U, U had a broad do that? Ain't nothin' but a (No, not really) pisses U off, am I right? My girl's gone Right, so I reaches I... I'm just I took the fuckin' mashed potatoes and I threw 'em all that broad Hey, hey, this? (Now a minute) That ain't all though, check out Hmm, let me call U (What?) The waiter sees just happened the... He's gonna be Mr. Macho, He over and says "What U do 4?" "I'm sick of the U put me through?" (And U said?) I said "What the business is it of yours? I'm payin' 4 these potatoes "All U think is music?" I'll do the fuck I wanna do with'em! Now bring me a finger bowl!" "I'm leavin' NBA no ballin' ass?" (What happened?) What I'll U what happened that a bitch? Here, gimme some of that (Hey, hey, I was eat that) This punk waiter, he he's the hero type, right He throws the bowl on my head I kid U not I'm sittin' there, soakin' wet Mashed in my finger nails And this broad's up (Ha ha ha ha) I kid U not rollin' on the carpet, people... Gimme some there (Hey, hey, get...) leavin' the restaurant She's laughin' so hard potatoes are off her head (U got mad?) Damn I was mad! I said, "Very funny" (Well, it is funny) And I her fuckin' ass right there Rollin' in those fuckin' potatoes And I left this joint with out a dime (Well, are U eatin' here now 4 I mean?) the killer! I was so mad I this joint (But the girl...) right (What 2 her, man?) That's her over there, workin' the fuckin' register (Naw, her?) U gonna eat (That's the mashed girl?) Here, this bread (She's, she's great, do U mean?) Is this the bread in the city or what? What the your problem? (Look at her, she's, gorgeous) U eat like a parakeet (What...) I'm hungry U (Naw, naw) Naw, U not U want some bird or somethin'? here, order me somethin'! (Man, up now) I'm run 2 the little boys room