Another day, another nigga's home Don't me holler Is anybody Hmm, I not Let's see on the hellavision
U the food here? (Yeah) Good, (It's alright) Try the canolli, fabulous (I'm full, alright) Mmm U eat that meatball there? U, U gonna let it... Maybe girl made food out here Here, it 2 me U're not eat it (At not now) Mmm, let's see what I can get up here 2 on Mmm, meatball in the city What are U doin' Hmm, might work (Give it 2 me, eat it) see, mmm So tell me, U like (They're alright, I...) Yep Boy, have I got a broad 4 U Yeah, some corn, (Jesus) see, uh I'm on a date this broad, right? Lets' see, top directions, uh I her here (Here?) Yeah, here I I'd put some food in her belly Empty contents into small pan, hmm U know, get a little in her slope U know I'm sayin? (Slope?) Right... Now let me go see if I can one of these muthafuckers, hmm (Oh, gosh) So I'm "Go ahead toots, order what U like, it's on me" Make her think I'm a big shot, U I said "So order, order 4 me 2 I'm run 2 the little boys room Hmm, shit, definitely ain't no sauce pan I gotta the baby Mmm, that ain't no pan U know I'm sayin'?" I figured she'd order me somethin' Let me see if I can find shit a couple of salads or somethin' Boy, was that a (Why?) I back from the bathroom Alright, got it, got it I'm sittin' Ah, cool Waitin' 4 the Now, if I can just get this open This broad the whole left side of the menu! OK, see she just wanted 2 nibble Where's the can opener? Shit! my ass I'll open muthafucker I'm hungry! This broad ate every fuckin' thing the silverware Shit openin' (Come on) I kid U not rings} Shit's open now I mean, she was a little on the side 2 begin with Alright, I got it, mmm hmm U know what I But I she'd have the decency 2 pig out when she got home (Hey brother, up?) Not here, (Right) I mean U, U ever had a broad do nothin' but a wang (No, not really) Fuckin' U off, am I right? My gone somewhere Right, so I reaches I... I'm cookin' I took the fuckin' potatoes and I threw 'em all over that broad Hey, hey, this? (Now a minute) ain't all though, check this out Hmm, let me U back (What?) The waiter what just happened the... He's gonna be Mr. Macho, He comes over and "What U do 4?" "I'm sick of the U put me through?" (And U said?) I said "What the fuck is it of yours? I'm 4 these fuckin' potatoes "All U about is music?" I'll do what the fuck I do with'em! Now bring me a finger bowl!" "I'm your NBA no ballin' ass?" (What happened?) What I'll tell U what Ain't a bitch? Here, gimme some of that (Hey, hey, I was eat that) This punk waiter, he think he's the type, right He throws the bowl on my head I kid U not I'm there, head soakin' wet potatoes in my finger nails And broad's crackin' up (Ha ha ha ha) I kid U not She's on the carpet, people... Gimme some water (Hey, hey, get...) leavin' the restaurant She's laughin' so hard potatoes are flyin' off her (U got mad?) right I was mad! I said, "Very funny" (Well, it is funny) And I left her ass right there Rollin' in those fuckin' potatoes And I left this joint out payin' a dime (Well, are U eatin' here now 4 I mean?) the killer! I was so mad I this joint (But the girl...) Fuckin' (What 2 her, man?) her over there, workin' the fuckin' cash register (Naw, her?) U eat this? (That's the potato girl?) Here, gimme bread (She's, great, what do U mean?) Is this the best bread in the city or What the fuck's your (Look at her, she's, gorgeous) U eat like a parakeet (What...) I'm hungry U (Naw, naw) Naw, U not U want some bird or somethin'? Look here, me somethin'! (Man, up now) I'm gonna run 2 the little room