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U the food here? (Yeah) Good, (It's alright) Try the canolli, fabulous (I'm full, alright) Mmm U eat that meatball there? U, U just let it... girl made some food out here Here, it 2 me U're not eat it (At not now) Mmm, let's see what I can get up 2 grease on Mmm, meatball in the city What are U doin' Hmm, might work (Give it 2 me, eat it) see, mmm So tell me, U broads? (They're alright, I...) Yep Boy, have I got a broad 4 U Yeah, some corn, (Jesus) see, uh I'm on a date with this broad, Lets' see, top directions, uh I bring her (Here?) Yeah, right I I'd put some food in her belly Empty contents into sauce pan, hmm U know, get a little curve in her U what I'm sayin? (Slope?) Right... Now let me go see if I can one of these muthafuckers, hmm (Oh, gosh) So I'm like "Go ahead toots, order U like, it's on me" her think I'm a big shot, U know I said "So order, order 4 me 2 I'm gonna run 2 the little boys Hmm, shit, definitely ain't no sauce pan I gotta the baby Mmm, that no sauce pan U what I'm sayin'?" I figured she'd order me light Let me see if I can find this Like a couple of salads or Boy, was that a (Why?) I comes back the bathroom Alright, got it, got it I'm there Ah, cool 4 the food Now, if I can just get this corn This broad ordered the whole left of the menu! OK, see Said she just 2 nibble Where's the damn can Shit! my ass I'll this muthafucker I'm hungry! This broad ate every fuckin' thing except the ain't openin' (Come on) I kid U not {phone Shit's gonna now I mean, she was a little on the thick side 2 begin Alright, I got it, mmm hmm U what I mean? But I figured she'd have the decency 2 pig out she got home (Hey brother, up?) Not here, (Right) I mean U, U had a broad do that? Ain't nothin' but a (No, not really) pisses U off, am I right? My girl's somewhere Right, so I over I... I'm just I took the fuckin' mashed potatoes and I threw 'em all over broad Hey, hey, what's (Now a minute) That all though, check this out Hmm, let me U back (What?) The waiter what just happened the... He's be Mr. Macho, right He comes and says "What U do 4?" "I'm sick of the U put me through?" (And U said?) I "What the fuck business is it of yours? I'm payin' 4 fuckin' potatoes "All U think is music?" I'll do what the fuck I do with'em! Now me a fuckin' finger bowl!" "I'm your NBA no ballin' ass?" (What happened?) happened? I'll U what happened that a bitch? Here, gimme some of that (Hey, hey, I was eat that) This punk waiter, he think the hero type, right He throws the finger bowl on my I kid U not I'm there, head soakin' wet potatoes in my finger nails And this broad's up (Ha ha ha ha) I kid U not She's on the carpet, people... Gimme some there (Hey, hey, get...) People leavin' the She's laughin' so hard potatoes are flyin' off her (U got mad?) Damn I was mad! I said, "Very funny" (Well, it is funny) And I left her fuckin' ass right in those fuckin' mashed potatoes And I left this joint out payin' a dime (Well, what are U here now 4 I mean?) the killer! I was so mad I bought this (But the girl...) right (What 2 her, man?) That's her there, workin' the fuckin' cash register (Naw, her?) U gonna eat (That's the mashed girl?) Here, gimme this (She's, she's great, do U mean?) Is the best bread in the city or what? What the your problem? (Look at her, she's, gorgeous) U eat a fuckin' parakeet (What...) I'm hungry U (Naw, naw) Naw, U not U some bird seed or somethin'? Look here, me somethin'! (Man, up now) I'm run 2 the little boys room