Another day, another Your nigga's Don't me holler Is home? Hmm, I not Let's see what's on the
U the food here? (Yeah) Good, (It's alright) Try the canolli, fabulous (I'm full, alright) Mmm U eat that meatball there? U, U just let it... Maybe girl made some out here Here, it 2 me U're not eat it (At not now) Mmm, let's see I can get up here 2 grease on Mmm, Best meatball in the What are U there? Hmm, might work (Give it 2 me, eat it) see, mmm So tell me, U like (They're alright, I...) Yep Boy, I got a broad story 4 U Yeah, corn, yeah (Jesus) see, uh I'm on a date with broad, right? Lets' see, top directions, uh I bring her (Here?) Yeah, right I thought I'd put some in her belly contents into small sauce pan, hmm U know, get a little in her slope U know I'm sayin? (Slope?) Right... Now let me go see if I can one of these muthafuckers, hmm (Oh, gosh) So I'm like "Go ahead toots, order what U like, on me" Make her I'm a big shot, U know I said "So order, order 4 me 2 I'm gonna run 2 the little room Hmm, shit, that definitely no sauce pan I gotta burp the Mmm, that ain't no pan U know I'm sayin'?" I figured she'd order me light Let me see if I can this shit Like a couple of or somethin' Boy, was a mistake (Why?) I comes from the bathroom Alright, got it, got it I'm there Ah, that's Waitin' 4 the Now, if I can just get corn open This broad ordered the whole side of the menu! OK, see she just wanted 2 nibble Where's the can opener? Shit! my ass I'll open muthafucker I'm hungry! This broad ate every fuckin' except the silverware Shit openin' (Come on) I kid U not rings} Shit's open now I mean, she was a little on the thick 2 begin with Alright, I got it, mmm hmm U know what I But I figured she'd the decency 2 pig out when she got home (Hey brother, up?) Not here, (Right) I mean U, U ever had a do that? nothin' but a wang (No, not really) Fuckin' U off, am I right? My girl's somewhere Right, so I reaches I... I'm just I took the fuckin' potatoes and I threw 'em all over that broad Hey, hey, this? (Now a minute) That all though, check this out Hmm, let me U back (What?) The waiter sees just happened the... He's be Mr. Macho, right He comes over and "What U do 4?" "I'm sick of the U put me through?" (And U said?) I said "What the business is it of yours? I'm payin' 4 fuckin' potatoes "All U think is music?" I'll do what the fuck I do with'em! Now me a fuckin' finger bowl!" "I'm your NBA no ballin' ass?" (What happened?) What I'll U what happened Ain't a bitch? Here, some of that meatball (Hey, hey, I was eat that) This punk waiter, he think the hero type, right He throws the finger on my head I kid U not I'm sittin' there, head wet Mashed potatoes in my finger And this broad's up (Ha ha ha ha) I kid U not rollin' on the carpet, people... Gimme some water (Hey, hey, get...) People leavin' the She's laughin' so hard are flyin' off her head (U got mad?) Damn I was mad! I said, "Very funny" (Well, it is funny) And I left her ass right there Rollin' in fuckin' mashed potatoes And I left this joint with out payin' a (Well, what are U here now 4 I mean?) the killer! I was so mad I bought joint (But the girl...) right (What 2 her, man?) her over there, workin' the fuckin' cash register (Naw, her?) U gonna eat (That's the potato girl?) Here, this bread (She's, great, what do U mean?) Is this the best bread in the city or What the your problem? (Look at her, she's, gorgeous) U eat a fuckin' parakeet (What...) I'm hungry U (Naw, naw) Naw, U not U some bird seed or somethin'? here, order me somethin'! (Man, up now) I'm gonna run 2 the little room