Another day, another Your nigga's make me holler Is anybody Hmm, I not see what's on the hellavision
U the food here? (Yeah) Good, (It's alright) Try the canolli, it's (I'm full, alright) Mmm U eat that meatball there? U, U just let it... Maybe girl made some out here Here, it 2 me not gonna eat it (At not now) Mmm, let's see what I can get up 2 grease on Mmm, Best meatball in the What are U there? Hmm, this might (Give it 2 me, eat it) see, mmm So me, U like broads? (They're alright, I...) Yep Boy, have I got a story 4 U Yeah, corn, yeah (Jesus) see, uh I'm on a with this broad, right? see, stove top directions, uh I her here (Here?) Yeah, right I I'd put some food in her belly Empty contents into sauce pan, hmm U know, get a little in her slope U know I'm sayin? (Slope?) Right... Now let me go see if I can find one of muthafuckers, hmm (Oh, gosh) So I'm like "Go ahead toots, order what U like, on me" Make her I'm a big shot, U know I "So order, order somethin' 4 me 2 I'm gonna run 2 the boys room Hmm, shit, definitely ain't no sauce pan I gotta the baby Mmm, that no sauce pan U what I'm sayin'?" I figured order me somethin' light Let me see if I can find this Like a couple of or somethin' Boy, was a mistake (Why?) I comes back from the Alright, got it, got it I'm there Ah, cool Waitin' 4 the Now, if I can just get this corn This broad ordered the whole left of the menu! OK, see Said she just wanted 2 Where's the damn can Shit! my ass I'll open muthafucker I'm hungry! This broad ate every thing except the silverware Shit ain't (Come on) I kid U not rings} Shit's gonna now I mean, she was a little on the thick side 2 with Alright, I got it, mmm hmm U what I mean? But I figured she'd have the decency 2 pig out when she got (Hey brother, up?) Not here, (Right) I mean U, U ever had a do that? Ain't but a wang (No, not really) Fuckin' pisses U off, am I My girl's somewhere Right, so I reaches I... I'm just I took the fuckin' potatoes and I threw 'em all over that broad Hey, hey, this? (Now a minute) That ain't all though, check out Hmm, let me U back (What?) The waiter sees just happened the... He's gonna be Mr. Macho, He comes and says "What U do 4?" "I'm of the changes U put me through?" (And U said?) I said "What the business is it of yours? I'm 4 these fuckin' potatoes "All U think is music?" I'll do the fuck I wanna do with'em! Now bring me a fuckin' bowl!" "I'm your NBA no ballin' ass?" (What happened?) happened? I'll tell U happened Ain't a bitch? Here, gimme some of meatball (Hey, hey, I was eat that) punk waiter, he think he's the hero type, right He throws the finger on my head I kid U not I'm sittin' there, soakin' wet Mashed in my finger nails And this crackin' up (Ha ha ha ha) I kid U not She's on the carpet, people... Gimme some water (Hey, hey, get...) leavin' the restaurant She's so hard potatoes are flyin' off her head (U got mad?) Damn I was mad! I said, "Very funny" (Well, it is funny) And I left her ass right there Rollin' in those mashed potatoes And I left this joint out payin' a dime (Well, what are U eatin' now 4 I mean?) the killer! I was so mad I this joint (But the girl...) right (What 2 her, man?) her over there, workin' the fuckin' cash register (Naw, her?) U eat this? (That's the potato girl?) Here, gimme bread (She's, great, what do U mean?) Is this the best bread in the or what? What the fuck's your (Look at her, she's, gorgeous) U eat like a fuckin' (What...) I'm still U (Naw, naw) Naw, U not U some bird seed or somethin'? here, order me somethin'! (Man, up now) I'm gonna run 2 the little room