Another day, another nigga's home Don't me holler Is anybody Hmm, I not Let's see what's on the
U the food here? (Yeah) Good, (It's alright) Try the canolli, it's (I'm full, alright) Mmm U gonna eat that meatball U, U gonna let it... girl made some food out here Here, it 2 me U're not eat it (At not now) Mmm, let's see I can get up here 2 grease on Mmm, Best meatball in the are U doin' there? Hmm, might work (Give it 2 me, eat it) see, mmm So tell me, U broads? (They're alright, I...) Yep Boy, have I got a broad 4 U Yeah, some corn, (Jesus) see, uh I'm on a with this broad, right? see, stove top directions, uh I her here (Here?) Yeah, here I thought I'd put food in her belly contents into small sauce pan, hmm U know, get a curve in her slope U know what I'm (Slope?) Right... Now let me go see if I can find one of muthafuckers, hmm (Oh, gosh) So I'm like "Go ahead toots, what U like, it's on me" Make her I'm a big shot, U know I "So order, order somethin' 4 me 2 I'm run 2 the little boys room Hmm, shit, that definitely no sauce pan I burp the baby Mmm, ain't no sauce pan U know I'm sayin'?" I she'd order me somethin' light Let me see if I can find this Like a couple of salads or Boy, was that a (Why?) I comes from the bathroom Alright, got it, got it I'm there Ah, that's 4 the food Now, if I can get this corn open This broad ordered the left side of the menu! OK, see Said she just wanted 2 Where's the can opener? Shit! my ass I'll this muthafucker I'm hungry! This broad ate every thing except the silverware Shit ain't (Come on) I kid U not {phone gonna open now I mean, she was a little on the thick side 2 begin Alright, I got it, mmm hmm U know I mean? But I figured she'd have the decency 2 pig out she got home (Hey brother, up?) Not here, (Right) I mean U, U ever had a do that? Ain't but a wang (No, not really) Fuckin' U off, am I right? My girl's somewhere Right, so I over I... I'm cookin' I took the fuckin' mashed potatoes and I threw 'em all that broad Hey, hey, this? (Now a minute) ain't all though, check this out Hmm, let me call U (What?) The sees what just happened the... He's be Mr. Macho, right He comes over and "What U do 4?" "I'm sick of the U put me through?" (And U said?) I "What the fuck business is it of yours? I'm payin' 4 these fuckin' "All U about is music?" do what the fuck I wanna do with'em! Now me a fuckin' finger bowl!" "I'm leavin' NBA no ballin' ass?" (What happened?) What I'll U what happened Ain't that a Here, gimme some of that (Hey, hey, I was eat that) This punk waiter, he think he's the hero type, He throws the finger bowl on my I kid U not I'm there, head soakin' wet potatoes in my finger nails And this crackin' up (Ha ha ha ha) I kid U not She's on the carpet, people... Gimme some water (Hey, hey, get...) People the restaurant She's laughin' so hard potatoes are flyin' off her (U got mad?) Damn I was mad! I said, "Very funny" (Well, it is funny) And I left her fuckin' ass there Rollin' in fuckin' mashed potatoes And I left this joint with out a dime (Well, are U eatin' here now 4 I mean?) the killer! I was so mad I bought joint (But the girl...) right (What 2 her, man?) That's her over there, workin' the fuckin' cash (Naw, her?) U gonna eat (That's the potato girl?) Here, gimme this (She's, great, what do U mean?) Is the best bread in the city or what? the fuck's your problem? (Look at her, she's, gorgeous) U eat a fuckin' parakeet (What...) I'm still U (Naw, naw) Naw, U not U want some seed or somethin'? Look here, me somethin'! (Man, up now) I'm gonna run 2 the boys room