Another day, another Your nigga's make me holler Is anybody Hmm, I not Let's see on the hellavision
U like the food (Yeah) Good, (It's alright) Try the canolli, fabulous (I'm full, alright) Mmm U eat that meatball there? U, U gonna let it... Maybe girl made some food out Here, it 2 me U're not eat it (At not now) Mmm, let's see what I can get up here 2 on Mmm, Best meatball in the are U doin' there? Hmm, might work (Give it 2 me, eat it) see, mmm So tell me, U like (They're alright, I...) Yep Boy, I got a broad story 4 U Yeah, some corn, (Jesus) see, uh I'm on a date with broad, right? Lets' see, top directions, uh I bring her (Here?) Yeah, right I I'd put some food in her belly Empty into small sauce pan, hmm U know, get a little curve in her U know what I'm (Slope?) Right... Now let me go see if I can one of these muthafuckers, hmm (Oh, gosh) So I'm like "Go ahead toots, order U like, it's on me" Make her think I'm a big shot, U I "So order, order somethin' 4 me 2 I'm run 2 the little boys room Hmm, shit, definitely ain't no sauce pan I burp the baby Mmm, ain't no sauce pan U what I'm sayin'?" I figured she'd order me light Let me see if I can find shit Like a of salads or somethin' Boy, was a mistake (Why?) I comes back from the Alright, got it, got it I'm sittin' Ah, cool Waitin' 4 the Now, if I can just get corn open broad ordered the whole left side of the menu! OK, see Said she just 2 nibble Where's the damn can Shit! my ass I'll open muthafucker I'm hungry! This ate every fuckin' thing except the silverware Shit openin' (Come on) I kid U not rings} Shit's gonna now I mean, she was a little on the side 2 begin with Alright, I got it, mmm hmm U know I mean? But I figured have the decency 2 pig out when she got home (Hey brother, up?) Not here, (Right) I mean U, U ever had a do that? nothin' but a wang (No, not really) Fuckin' pisses U off, am I My gone somewhere Right, so I over I... I'm cookin' I took the fuckin' mashed potatoes and I threw 'em all over broad Hey, hey, what's (Now a minute) That all though, check this out Hmm, let me call U (What?) The waiter sees what happened the... He's be Mr. Macho, right He comes and says "What U do 4?" "I'm of the changes U put me through?" (And U said?) I said "What the business is it of yours? I'm 4 these fuckin' potatoes "All U think is music?" I'll do the fuck I wanna do with'em! Now me a fuckin' finger bowl!" "I'm leavin' your NBA no ass?" (What happened?) happened? I'll U what happened that a bitch? Here, gimme some of meatball (Hey, hey, I was eat that) This punk waiter, he think the hero type, right He throws the finger on my head I kid U not I'm there, head soakin' wet potatoes in my finger nails And this broad's up (Ha ha ha ha) I kid U not rollin' on the carpet, people... Gimme some water (Hey, hey, get...) leavin' the restaurant She's laughin' so hard are flyin' off her head (U got mad?) right I was mad! I said, "Very funny" (Well, it is funny) And I left her fuckin' ass right Rollin' in fuckin' mashed potatoes And I left this joint with out payin' a (Well, are U eatin' here now 4 I mean?) the killer! I was so mad I bought this (But the girl...) Fuckin' (What 2 her, man?) That's her over there, workin' the fuckin' register (Naw, her?) U eat this? (That's the mashed girl?) Here, gimme bread (She's, she's great, do U mean?) Is the best bread in the city or what? What the fuck's problem? (Look at her, she's, gorgeous) U eat like a parakeet (What...) I'm hungry U (Naw, naw) Naw, U not U want some bird seed or Look here, me somethin'! (Man, up now) I'm run 2 the little boys room