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U like the here? (Yeah) Good, (It's alright) Try the canolli, it's (I'm full, alright) Mmm U eat that meatball there? U, U just let it... girl made some food out here Here, it 2 me not gonna eat it (At not now) Mmm, let's see I can get up here 2 grease on Mmm, meatball in the city What are U doin' Hmm, this work (Give it 2 me, eat it) see, mmm So tell me, U like (They're alright, I...) Yep Boy, have I got a story 4 U Yeah, some corn, (Jesus) see, uh I'm on a date with broad, right? Lets' see, top directions, uh I bring her (Here?) Yeah, right I thought I'd put some in her belly Empty into small sauce pan, hmm U know, get a curve in her slope U know what I'm (Slope?) Right... Now let me go see if I can one of these muthafuckers, hmm (Oh, gosh) So I'm like "Go ahead toots, order U like, it's on me" Make her think I'm a big shot, U I said "So order, order 4 me 2 I'm run 2 the little boys room Hmm, shit, that ain't no sauce pan I gotta the baby Mmm, that ain't no pan U what I'm sayin'?" I figured she'd order me somethin' Let me see if I can find shit a couple of salads or somethin' Boy, was a mistake (Why?) I back from the bathroom Alright, got it, got it I'm there Ah, cool Waitin' 4 the Now, if I can get this corn open This ordered the whole left side of the menu! OK, see Said she wanted 2 nibble Where's the can opener? Shit! my ass I'll open muthafucker I'm hungry! This broad ate every fuckin' except the silverware ain't openin' (Come on) I kid U not {phone Shit's open now I mean, she was a little on the thick 2 begin with Alright, I got it, mmm hmm U know what I But I figured she'd the decency 2 pig out when she got home (Hey brother, up?) Not here, (Right) I mean U, U ever had a broad do Ain't but a wang (No, not really) Fuckin' pisses U off, am I My girl's gone Right, so I reaches I... I'm just I took the fuckin' mashed potatoes and I 'em all over that broad Hey, hey, this? (Now a minute) That all though, check this out Hmm, let me U back (What?) The waiter what just happened the... He's be Mr. Macho, right He over and says "What U do 4?" "I'm of the changes U put me through?" (And U said?) I "What the fuck business is it of yours? I'm payin' 4 these potatoes "All U about is music?" do what the fuck I wanna do with'em! Now me a fuckin' finger bowl!" "I'm leavin' NBA no ballin' ass?" (What happened?) What I'll U what happened that a bitch? Here, gimme some of meatball (Hey, hey, I was eat that) punk waiter, he think he's the hero type, right He throws the bowl on my head I kid U not I'm sittin' there, head wet potatoes in my finger nails And this broad's up (Ha ha ha ha) I kid U not She's on the carpet, people... some water there (Hey, hey, get...) People the restaurant She's so hard potatoes are flyin' off her head (U got mad?) Damn I was mad! I said, "Very funny" (Well, it is funny) And I her fuckin' ass right there Rollin' in those fuckin' potatoes And I this joint with out payin' a dime (Well, what are U eatin' now 4 I mean?) the killer! I was so mad I bought this (But the girl...) right (What 2 her, man?) That's her over there, workin' the cash register (Naw, her?) U eat this? (That's the mashed girl?) Here, gimme this (She's, she's great, do U mean?) Is this the best bread in the city or What the fuck's your (Look at her, she's, gorgeous) U eat like a parakeet (What...) I'm still U (Naw, naw) Naw, U not U want some bird or somethin'? Look here, me somethin'! (Man, up now) I'm gonna run 2 the little room