You know I don't get it Last year I was nobody, this I'm sellin' records Now everybody wants to come around like I owe 'em Heh, the fuck you want me, ten million dollars? Get the fuck out of
You see I'm, just Mathers I'm a regular guy, I don't know why all the fuss about me Nobody ever gave a fuck before all they did was me Now everybody wanna run mouth and try to take shots at me
Yo, you might see me joggin', you might see me You see me walkin' a dead rottweiler dog With it's head chopped off in the park a spiked collar Hollerin' at him the son of a bitch won't quit barkin'
Or leanin' out a window, with a cocked Drivin' up the block in the car that they 'Pac in Lookin' for Big's killers, in ridiculous and red like I don't see what the big deal is
Double barrel twelve gauge, thinkin' of Wallace Pissed off 'cause Biggie and 'Pac just missed all Watchin' all these cheap imitations get off 'em And get dollars that shoulda been there's like switched wallets
And amidst all this Crist' and wrist watches I had to sit back and just and just get nauseous And walk with an empty bottle of Remi Martin Startin' shit like 26 year old skinny Cartman
I'm anti-Backstreet and Ricky instincts to kill N'Sync, don't get me started These fuckin' brats can't sing and Britney's What's bitch retarded? Gimme back my sixteen dollars
All I see is in magazines smiling Whatever happened to whylin' out and bein' Whatever to catchin' a good ol' fashioned Passionate ass-whoopin' and your shoes coat And hat tooken?
New on the Block, sucked a lot of dick Boy/girl groups me sick And I wait 'til I catch all you faggots in public love it
Vanilla Ice like me Said some in Vibe to spite me Then went and dyed his just like me A bunch of kids wanna swear just like me
And run around screamin, "I care, just bite me" I think I was put to annoy the world And your little 4 year old boy or girl Plus I was put to put fear in faggots who spray Faygo Root Beer And call themselves, clowns, they look queer
and Silent Gay Claimin' Detroit, when y'all twenty miles away And I don't wrestle, knock you fuckin' faggots the fuck out Ask 'em about the club they was at when they out
After they ducked out the back they saw us and bugged out Ducked and got paintballs shot at they truck, blaow Look at y'all runnin' your again When you ain't seen a Mile Road, South of 10
And I don't need help from to beat up two females In make-up, who may try to scratch me with Lee "Slim Anus," you right, Slim Anus I don't get fucked in mine like you two little faggots
I'm just Marshall Mathers I'm not a guy, I'll knock you out if you talk about me and see me on the streets alone if you assholes doubt me And if you wanna run your mouth then come take your shot at me
Is it because you love me y'all expect so much of me? You groupie bitch, get off me, go fuck Puffy Now of this blonde mop that's on top And fucked up head that I've got, I've gone pop?
The just spunned around and did a 360 Now these diss me and act like some big sissies "Oh, he did some shit with Missy So now he thinks he's too big to do some with MC Get-Bizzy"
My fuckin' bitch suin' for ten million She want a dollar for every pill I've been stealin' Shit, where the you think I picked up the habit? All I had to do was go in her room and lift up her
Which is it bitch, Mrs. or Ms. Mathers? It doesn't you faggot about I fabricated my past He's aggravated I won't ejaculate in his ass
So tell me, what the hell is a to do? For every million I make, another relative Family fightin' and fussin' over who wants to me to supper All the sudden, I got 90-some (Hey, me)
A half-brother and sister who never me Or bothered to call me until they saw me on TV Now everybody's so and proud I'm finally allowed to foot in my girlfriend's house
Hey, hey and then to top it off, I walked to the To buy this cheap-ass little with a food stamp Skipped to the last page, flipped right And what do I A picture of my big white ass
Okay, let me you motherfuckers some help Uhh, here XL, double XL Now your magazine shouldn't have so much trouble to Ahh fuck it, I'll buy a couple myself
'Cause I'm, Marshall Mathers I'm just a guy, I don't know why all the fuss about me Nobody ever a fuck before, all they did was doubt me Now wanna run they mouth and take shots at me
'Cause I'm, just Mathers I'm just a regular guy, I don't know why all the about me Nobody gave a fuck before, all they did was doubt me Now everybody wanna run they mouth and shots at me