You know I don't get it Last year I was nobody, year I'm sellin' records Now everybody wants to come around like I owe 'em Heh, the fuck you want me, ten million dollars? Get the fuck out of
You see I'm, Marshall Mathers I'm just a regular guy, I don't why all the fuss about me Nobody ever gave a before all they did was doubt me Now wanna run their mouth and try to take shots at me
Yo, you might see me joggin', you might see me You see me walkin' a dead rottweiler dog With it's head chopped off in the park with a collar Hollerin' at him the son of a bitch won't quit barkin'
Or leanin' out a window, with a cocked Drivin' up the block in the car that shot 'Pac in Lookin' for Big's killers, dressed in Blue and red like I see what the big deal is
Double barrel twelve gauge, thinkin' of Chris Pissed off 'cause Biggie and just missed all this all these cheap imitations get rich off 'em And get dollars that shoulda been there's they switched wallets
And amidst all this Crist' poppin' and wrist I had to sit and just watch and just get nauseous And around with an empty bottle of Remi Martin Startin' shit like 26 year old skinny Cartman
I'm anti-Backstreet and Martin instincts to kill N'Sync, don't get me started These fuckin' can't sing and Britney's garbage What's bitch retarded? Gimme back my sixteen dollars
All I see is sissies in magazines Whatever happened to whylin' out and violent? Whatever to catchin' a good ol' fashioned Passionate ass-whoopin' and gettin' your coat And your hat
New Kids on the Block, sucked a lot of Boy/girl groups make me And I can't wait I catch all you faggots in public I'ma it
Vanilla Ice like me Said some shit in Vibe to me Then and dyed his hair just like me A bunch of little wanna swear just like me
And run screamin, "I don't care, just bite me" I think I was put here to annoy the And your little 4 year old boy or girl Plus I was put here to put in faggots who spray Faygo Root Beer And call themselves, clowns, they look queer
Faggot2Dope and Gay Detroit, when y'all live twenty miles away And I don't wrestle, I'll you fuckin' faggots the fuck out Ask 'em about the club they was at when snuck out
After they out the back when they saw us and bugged out Ducked and got paintballs shot at they truck, blaow at y'all runnin' your mouth again When you seen a fuckin' Mile Road, South of 10
And I need help from D-12 to beat up two females In make-up, who may try to scratch me with Lee "Slim Anus," you right, Slim Anus I get fucked in mine like you two little flaming faggots
'Cause I'm just Marshall I'm not a wrestler guy, I'll knock you out if you talk me Come and see me on the streets if you assholes doubt me And if you wanna run mouth then come take your best shot at me
Is it because you me that y'all expect so much of me? You little groupie bitch, get off me, go fuck Now because of this mop that's on top And this fucked up head that I've got, I've gone
The underground spunned around and did a 360 Now kids diss me and act like some big sissies "Oh, he just did some shit Missy So now he thinks too big to do some shit with MC Get-Bizzy"
My fuckin' bitch mom's for ten million She must a dollar for every pill I've been stealin' Shit, where the fuck you I picked up the habit? All I had to do was go in her room and lift up her
Which is it bitch, Mrs. Briggs or Ms. It matter you faggot Talkin' I fabricated my past He's just I won't ejaculate in his ass
So tell me, what the hell is a to do? For every I make, another relative sues Family fightin' and fussin' who wants to invite me to supper All the sudden, I got 90-some (Hey, me)
A half-brother and sister who never me Or even bothered to call me they saw me on TV Now so happy and proud I'm allowed to step foot in my girlfriend's house
Hey, hey and to top it off, I walked to the newsstand To buy this little magazine with a food stamp Skipped to the last page, flipped right And what do I A picture of my big white ass
Okay, let me give you motherfuckers some Uhh, here double XL, XL Now your magazine shouldn't have so much to sell Ahh fuck it, I'll buy a couple myself
'Cause I'm, just Mathers I'm just a regular guy, I don't know why all the fuss me Nobody gave a fuck before, all they did was doubt me Now wanna run they mouth and take shots at me
'Cause I'm, just Marshall I'm just a regular guy, I don't why all the fuss about me ever gave a fuck before, all they did was doubt me Now everybody wanna run they mouth and take at me