You know I just get it Last year I was nobody, year I'm sellin' records Now everybody wants to come around like I owe 'em Heh, the you want from me, ten million dollars? Get the out of here
You see I'm, just Marshall I'm a regular guy, I don't know why all the fuss about me Nobody gave a fuck before all they did was doubt me Now wanna run their mouth and try to take shots at me
Yo, you might see me joggin', you might see me You might see me walkin' a dead dog With it's head chopped off in the park a spiked collar Hollerin' at him the son of a bitch won't quit barkin'
Or leanin' out a window, with a shotgun Drivin' up the block in the car that they shot in Lookin' for Big's killers, in ridiculous Blue and red like I see what the big deal is
Double barrel twelve gauge, thinkin' of Chris Pissed off 'cause Biggie and just missed all this Watchin' all these imitations get rich off 'em And get dollars that shoulda been there's like they switched
And amidst all this Crist' and wrist watches I had to sit and just watch and just get nauseous And walk around with an empty bottle of Remi Startin' shit like some 26 year old Cartman
I'm anti-Backstreet and Ricky With instincts to N'Sync, don't get me started These fuckin' can't sing and Britney's garbage What's this bitch retarded? Gimme back my sixteen
All I see is in magazines smiling Whatever to whylin' out and bein' violent? Whatever happened to catchin' a good ol' ass-whoopin' and gettin' your shoes coat And your hat
New Kids on the Block, a lot of dick groups make me sick And I can't 'til I catch all you faggots in public I'ma it
Ice don't like me Said some in Vibe to spite me Then went and dyed his hair just me A bunch of little kids wanna just like me
And run screamin, "I don't care, just bite me" I think I was put here to the world And destroy your 4 year old boy or girl Plus I was put here to put fear in faggots who spray Faygo Root And call themselves, clowns, 'cause look queer
Faggot2Dope and Gay Claimin' Detroit, y'all live twenty miles away And I don't wrestle, I'll knock you faggots the fuck out Ask 'em about the they was at when they snuck out
After they ducked out the when they saw us and bugged out Ducked down and got shot at they truck, blaow at y'all runnin' your mouth again When you ain't seen a Mile Road, South of 10
And I don't need help from D-12 to beat up two In make-up, who may try to scratch me Lee Nails "Slim Anus," you damn right, Anus I don't get fucked in mine like you two little faggots
'Cause I'm just Mathers I'm not a wrestler guy, knock you out if you talk about me and see me on the streets alone if you assholes doubt me And if you wanna run your then come take your best shot at me
Is it because you love me that y'all so much of me? You little groupie bitch, get off me, go Puffy Now because of this blonde mop on top And this fucked up head that I've got, I've gone
The underground just spunned and did a 360 Now these diss me and act like some big sissies "Oh, he just did some shit Missy So now he thinks too big to do some shit with MC Get-Bizzy"
My fuckin' bitch suin' for ten million She must want a dollar for every pill been stealin' Shit, where the you think I picked up the habit? All I had to do was go in her room and up her mattress
is it bitch, Mrs. Briggs or Ms. Mathers? It matter you faggot about I fabricated my past He's just I won't ejaculate in his ass
So tell me, what the hell is a to do? For every million I make, another sues Family fightin' and fussin' over who wants to me to supper All the sudden, I got cousins (Hey, me)
A and sister who never seen me Or bothered to call me until they saw me on TV Now so happy and proud I'm finally allowed to step in my girlfriend's house
Hey, hey and then to top it off, I walked to the To buy this cheap-ass magazine with a food stamp Skipped to the last page, flipped fast And what do I A picture of my big white ass
Okay, let me give you some help Uhh, here double XL, XL Now your magazine have so much trouble to sell Ahh fuck it, I'll buy a couple myself
'Cause I'm, just Marshall I'm just a regular guy, I know why all the fuss about me Nobody ever gave a fuck before, all did was doubt me Now everybody wanna run they mouth and shots at me
'Cause I'm, just Mathers I'm just a guy, I don't know why all the fuss about me Nobody ever gave a fuck before, all they did was me Now wanna run they mouth and take shots at me