You know I just get it year I was nobody, this year I'm sellin' records Now everybody wants to come around I owe 'em somethin' Heh, the fuck you from me, ten million dollars? Get the out of here
You see I'm, just Mathers I'm just a regular guy, I don't why all the fuss about me Nobody ever gave a fuck before all they did was me Now everybody wanna run their and try to take shots at me
Yo, you might see me joggin', you see me walkin' You see me walkin' a dead rottweiler dog With it's head chopped off in the park with a spiked Hollerin' at him 'cause the son of a bitch won't barkin'
Or leanin' out a window, a cocked shotgun Drivin' up the block in the car that they shot in for Big's killers, dressed in ridiculous Blue and red like I don't see the big deal is
Double barrel twelve gauge, thinkin' of Wallace Pissed off 'cause and 'Pac just missed all this all these cheap imitations get rich off 'em And get dollars that shoulda been there's like they switched
And amidst all Crist' poppin' and wrist watches I had to sit back and watch and just get nauseous And walk around an empty bottle of Remi Martin shit like some 26 year old skinny Cartman
I'm and Ricky Martin With to kill N'Sync, don't get me started These fuckin' brats can't sing and garbage What's bitch retarded? Gimme back my sixteen dollars
All I see is sissies in magazines Whatever to whylin' out and bein' violent? Whatever happened to catchin' a ol' fashioned Passionate and gettin' your shoes coat And hat tooken?
New Kids on the Block, a lot of dick groups make me sick And I can't wait 'til I all you faggots in public I'ma it
Ice don't like me Said some shit in Vibe to me Then and dyed his hair just like me A bunch of little wanna swear just like me
And run around screamin, "I don't care, bite me" I think I was put here to the world And destroy little 4 year old boy or girl Plus I was put here to put fear in faggots who Faygo Root Beer And call themselves, clowns, they look queer
Faggot2Dope and Gay Detroit, when y'all live twenty miles away And I don't wrestle, I'll knock you fuckin' faggots the out Ask 'em about the club they was at when they out
After they ducked out the back when they saw us and out Ducked down and got shot at they truck, blaow at y'all runnin' your mouth again When you ain't a fuckin' Mile Road, South of 10
And I don't need from D-12 to beat up two females In make-up, who may try to scratch me Lee Nails "Slim Anus," you right, Slim Anus I don't get fucked in mine like you two little flaming
I'm just Marshall Mathers I'm not a wrestler guy, I'll knock you out if you talk me Come and see me on the streets alone if you doubt me And if you wanna run your mouth come take your best shot at me
Is it because you love me y'all expect so much of me? You little bitch, get off me, go fuck Puffy Now of this blonde mop that's on top And this fucked up head that I've got, gone pop?
The underground just around and did a 360 Now these kids diss me and act like some big "Oh, he did some shit with Missy So now he thinks too big to do some shit with MC Get-Bizzy"
My fuckin' bitch suin' for ten million She must want a dollar for pill I've been stealin' Shit, where the fuck you think I up the habit? All I had to do was go in her and lift up her mattress
Which is it bitch, Mrs. or Ms. Mathers? It doesn't you faggot about I fabricated my past He's just aggravated I ejaculate in his ass
So me, what the hell is a fella to do? For every million I make, another sues fightin' and fussin' over who wants to invite me to supper All the sudden, I got 90-some (Hey, me)
A half-brother and sister who never me Or even bothered to me until they saw me on TV Now so happy and proud I'm finally allowed to step foot in my house
Hey, hey and to top it off, I walked to the newsstand To buy this cheap-ass little magazine a food stamp Skipped to the page, flipped right fast And what do I see? A picture of my big ass
Okay, let me you motherfuckers some help Uhh, here XL, double XL Now your magazine shouldn't have so trouble to sell Ahh fuck it, I'll buy a couple myself
'Cause I'm, Marshall Mathers I'm just a regular guy, I don't know why all the about me ever gave a fuck before, all they did was doubt me Now everybody run they mouth and take shots at me
'Cause I'm, just Mathers I'm just a guy, I don't know why all the fuss about me Nobody ever gave a before, all they did was doubt me Now everybody run they mouth and take shots at me