You I just don't get it Last year I was nobody, year I'm sellin' records Now everybody wants to around like I owe 'em somethin' Heh, the fuck you want me, ten million dollars? Get the fuck out of
You see I'm, Marshall Mathers I'm just a guy, I don't know why all the fuss about me Nobody ever gave a before all they did was doubt me Now everybody run their mouth and try to take shots at me
Yo, you see me joggin', you might see me walkin' You see me walkin' a dead rottweiler dog With it's head chopped off in the with a spiked collar Hollerin' at him 'cause the son of a bitch won't barkin'
Or leanin' out a window, a cocked shotgun Drivin' up the block in the car that shot 'Pac in Lookin' for Big's killers, dressed in Blue and red like I don't see what the big is
Double barrel twelve gauge, of Chris Wallace Pissed off 'cause and 'Pac just missed all this all these cheap imitations get rich off 'em And get that shoulda been there's like they switched wallets
And all this Crist' poppin' and wrist watches I had to sit and just watch and just get nauseous And walk around with an empty of Remi Martin Startin' shit some 26 year old skinny Cartman
I'm anti-Backstreet and Ricky With instincts to N'Sync, don't get me started These fuckin' brats can't sing and garbage What's this bitch retarded? Gimme my sixteen dollars
All I see is sissies in smiling happened to whylin' out and bein' violent? Whatever happened to a good ol' fashioned Passionate and gettin' your shoes coat And hat tooken?
New Kids on the Block, sucked a lot of Boy/girl groups me sick And I can't wait I catch all you faggots in public love it
Vanilla Ice don't me Said some shit in to spite me Then went and his hair just like me A bunch of little kids wanna swear just me
And run around screamin, "I don't care, bite me" I think I was put to annoy the world And destroy your little 4 old boy or girl Plus I was put here to put fear in faggots who spray Faygo Beer And call themselves, clowns, they look queer
and Silent Gay Claimin' Detroit, when y'all live twenty away And I don't wrestle, knock you fuckin' faggots the fuck out Ask 'em about the they was at when they snuck out
After they out the back when they saw us and bugged out Ducked and got paintballs shot at they truck, blaow at y'all runnin' your mouth again When you ain't seen a fuckin' Road, South of 10
And I don't need help from D-12 to up two females In make-up, who may try to scratch me with Lee "Slim Anus," you right, Slim Anus I don't get fucked in mine like you two flaming faggots
I'm just Marshall Mathers I'm not a wrestler guy, knock you out if you talk about me Come and see me on the alone if you assholes doubt me And if you run your mouth then come take your best shot at me
Is it because you me that y'all expect so much of me? You little groupie bitch, get off me, go Puffy Now of this blonde mop that's on top And this fucked up head that I've got, I've gone
The underground spunned around and did a 360 Now these diss me and act like some big sissies "Oh, he just did some shit Missy So now he he's too big to do some shit with MC Get-Bizzy"
My fuckin' bitch mom's suin' for ten She must a dollar for every pill I've been stealin' Shit, where the you think I picked up the habit? All I had to do was go in her and lift up her mattress
Which is it bitch, Mrs. Briggs or Ms. It doesn't you faggot Talkin' I fabricated my past He's just I won't ejaculate in his ass
So tell me, what the hell is a to do? For every I make, another relative sues Family fightin' and fussin' over who wants to me to supper All the sudden, I got 90-some (Hey, me)
A half-brother and sister who seen me Or even bothered to call me they saw me on TV Now everybody's so happy and I'm allowed to step foot in my girlfriend's house
Hey, hey and then to top it off, I walked to the To buy this cheap-ass little with a food stamp Skipped to the last page, flipped right And what do I see? A of my big white ass
Okay, let me give you motherfuckers help Uhh, here double XL, XL Now your shouldn't have so much trouble to sell Ahh fuck it, even buy a couple myself
'Cause I'm, just Marshall I'm just a regular guy, I know why all the fuss about me Nobody ever gave a fuck before, all they did was me Now everybody wanna run they and take shots at me
'Cause I'm, just Mathers I'm just a regular guy, I don't know why all the about me Nobody ever gave a fuck before, all did was doubt me Now everybody run they mouth and take shots at me