You I just don't get it Last year I was nobody, this year I'm sellin' Now everybody to come around like I owe 'em somethin' Heh, the fuck you from me, ten million dollars? Get the fuck out of
You see I'm, Marshall Mathers I'm just a regular guy, I don't why all the fuss about me Nobody ever gave a before all they did was doubt me Now everybody run their mouth and try to take shots at me
Yo, you might see me joggin', you see me walkin' You might see me walkin' a rottweiler dog With it's head chopped off in the park with a collar Hollerin' at him 'cause the son of a won't quit barkin'
Or leanin' out a window, with a shotgun Drivin' up the block in the car that they 'Pac in Lookin' for killers, dressed in ridiculous Blue and red I don't see what the big deal is
Double barrel twelve gauge, of Chris Wallace Pissed off Biggie and 'Pac just missed all this Watchin' all cheap imitations get rich off 'em And get dollars that shoulda been there's like switched wallets
And all this Crist' poppin' and wrist watches I had to sit and just watch and just get nauseous And walk around with an empty of Remi Martin shit like some 26 year old skinny Cartman
I'm anti-Backstreet and Ricky With instincts to kill N'Sync, get me started These fuckin' brats can't and Britney's garbage What's this bitch Gimme back my sixteen dollars
All I see is sissies in smiling Whatever happened to whylin' out and violent? Whatever happened to a good ol' fashioned Passionate ass-whoopin' and your shoes coat And your hat
New on the Block, sucked a lot of dick Boy/girl make me sick And I can't wait 'til I catch all you in public love it
Vanilla Ice like me Said some in Vibe to spite me Then and dyed his hair just like me A bunch of little kids wanna just like me
And run around screamin, "I don't care, just me" I think I was put here to annoy the And destroy your little 4 old boy or girl Plus I was put here to put fear in who spray Faygo Root Beer And call themselves, clowns, 'cause they queer
Faggot2Dope and Gay Claimin' Detroit, when live twenty miles away And I don't wrestle, I'll you fuckin' faggots the fuck out Ask 'em about the they was at when they snuck out
they ducked out the back when they saw us and bugged out Ducked down and got shot at they truck, blaow Look at y'all runnin' your mouth When you ain't seen a fuckin' Road, South of 10
And I don't need help D-12 to beat up two females In make-up, who may try to scratch me Lee Nails "Slim Anus," you right, Slim Anus I don't get fucked in mine like you two little faggots
'Cause I'm just Marshall I'm not a wrestler guy, knock you out if you talk about me Come and see me on the streets alone if you assholes me And if you wanna run your mouth then take your best shot at me
Is it because you love me that expect so much of me? You little bitch, get off me, go fuck Puffy Now because of this mop that's on top And fucked up head that I've got, I've gone pop?
The just spunned around and did a 360 Now these kids me and act like some big sissies "Oh, he just did some shit with So now he he's too big to do some shit with MC Get-Bizzy"
My fuckin' mom's suin' for ten million She must want a dollar for every I've been stealin' Shit, where the you think I picked up the habit? All I had to do was go in her room and lift up her
Which is it bitch, Mrs. Briggs or Ms. It matter you faggot Talkin' about I my past just aggravated I won't ejaculate in his ass
So tell me, the hell is a fella to do? For every million I make, another relative Family fightin' and fussin' over who wants to invite me to All the sudden, I got cousins (Hey, me)
A and sister who never seen me Or even to call me until they saw me on TV Now so happy and proud I'm finally allowed to step in my girlfriend's house
Hey, hey and to top it off, I walked to the newsstand To buy this cheap-ass little with a food stamp Skipped to the last page, flipped fast And what do I see? A of my big white ass
Okay, let me give you motherfuckers some Uhh, double XL, double XL Now your shouldn't have so much trouble to sell Ahh fuck it, even buy a couple myself
'Cause I'm, just Marshall I'm just a regular guy, I don't know why all the fuss me Nobody ever gave a fuck before, all did was doubt me Now everybody run they mouth and take shots at me
'Cause I'm, just Mathers I'm a regular guy, I don't know why all the fuss about me Nobody gave a fuck before, all they did was doubt me Now everybody wanna run they and take shots at me