You know I don't get it year I was nobody, this year I'm sellin' records Now everybody to come around like I owe 'em somethin' Heh, the fuck you from me, ten million dollars? Get the out of here
You see I'm, just Marshall I'm just a guy, I don't know why all the fuss about me Nobody ever a fuck before all they did was doubt me Now everybody wanna run their and try to take shots at me
Yo, you might see me joggin', you might see me You see me walkin' a dead rottweiler dog With it's head chopped off in the with a spiked collar Hollerin' at him 'cause the son of a bitch won't quit
Or leanin' out a window, a cocked shotgun up the block in the car that they shot 'Pac in Lookin' for Big's killers, in ridiculous Blue and red I don't see what the big deal is
Double barrel twelve gauge, thinkin' of Wallace Pissed off Biggie and 'Pac just missed all this Watchin' all these imitations get rich off 'em And get dollars that shoulda been there's like they switched
And amidst all this poppin' and wrist watches I had to sit back and just and just get nauseous And walk around with an empty of Remi Martin Startin' shit like some 26 year old Cartman
I'm anti-Backstreet and Martin With instincts to kill N'Sync, don't get me These fuckin' brats sing and Britney's garbage What's this retarded? Gimme back my sixteen dollars
All I see is in magazines smiling Whatever to whylin' out and bein' violent? happened to catchin' a good ol' fashioned Passionate ass-whoopin' and gettin' your shoes And your hat
New on the Block, sucked a lot of dick groups make me sick And I can't 'til I catch all you faggots in public love it
Vanilla Ice like me Said some shit in to spite me Then went and dyed his hair just me A bunch of little wanna swear just like me
And run around screamin, "I don't care, just me" I think I was put to annoy the world And destroy your 4 year old boy or girl I was put here to put fear in faggots who spray Faygo Root Beer And call themselves, clowns, 'cause they look
Faggot2Dope and Gay Claimin' Detroit, when y'all live miles away And I don't wrestle, I'll knock you fuckin' the fuck out Ask 'em about the they was at when they snuck out
After ducked out the back when they saw us and bugged out Ducked down and got shot at they truck, blaow Look at y'all your mouth again you ain't seen a fuckin' Mile Road, South of 10
And I don't need help D-12 to beat up two females In make-up, who may try to me with Lee Nails "Slim Anus," you damn right, Slim I don't get fucked in mine like you two little faggots
I'm just Marshall Mathers I'm not a guy, I'll knock you out if you talk about me Come and see me on the streets if you assholes doubt me And if you run your mouth then come take your best shot at me
Is it because you love me y'all expect so much of me? You little groupie bitch, get off me, go Puffy Now because of blonde mop that's on top And this fucked up head that got, I've gone pop?
The underground just around and did a 360 Now these kids diss me and act some big sissies "Oh, he did some shit with Missy So now he thinks he's too big to do some shit MC Get-Bizzy"
My fuckin' bitch mom's suin' for ten She must want a dollar for pill I've been stealin' Shit, the fuck you think I picked up the habit? All I had to do was go in her room and lift up her
Which is it bitch, Mrs. or Ms. Mathers? It doesn't matter you Talkin' about I my past He's just I won't ejaculate in his ass
So tell me, what the hell is a to do? For every I make, another relative sues Family fightin' and fussin' who wants to invite me to supper All the sudden, I got 90-some (Hey, me)
A half-brother and sister who seen me Or even to call me until they saw me on TV Now everybody's so happy and I'm finally allowed to step foot in my girlfriend's
Hey, hey and then to top it off, I walked to the To buy this cheap-ass little magazine with a stamp Skipped to the page, flipped right fast And do I see? A picture of my big white ass
Okay, let me give you some help Uhh, here XL, double XL Now your magazine shouldn't have so trouble to sell Ahh it, I'll even buy a couple myself
'Cause I'm, just Mathers I'm just a regular guy, I don't know why all the fuss me Nobody ever gave a fuck before, all did was doubt me Now everybody wanna run they and take shots at me
'Cause I'm, Marshall Mathers I'm just a regular guy, I don't know why all the about me Nobody ever a fuck before, all they did was doubt me Now everybody wanna run they mouth and take at me