You I just don't get it Last I was nobody, this year I'm sellin' records Now everybody wants to come around like I owe 'em Heh, the fuck you from me, ten million dollars? Get the out of here
You see I'm, just Mathers I'm just a guy, I don't know why all the fuss about me Nobody ever gave a fuck before all did was doubt me Now everybody run their mouth and try to take shots at me
Yo, you might see me joggin', you see me walkin' You might see me walkin' a dead dog With it's head chopped off in the park a spiked collar Hollerin' at him 'cause the son of a won't quit barkin'
Or leanin' out a window, with a shotgun Drivin' up the block in the car that they 'Pac in Lookin' for Big's killers, dressed in Blue and red like I don't see what the big is
Double barrel twelve gauge, of Chris Wallace Pissed off 'cause Biggie and 'Pac just all this all these cheap imitations get rich off 'em And get dollars that shoulda there's like they switched wallets
And amidst all this Crist' poppin' and wrist I had to sit back and just watch and get nauseous And walk around with an empty bottle of Remi Startin' shit like some 26 old skinny Cartman
I'm anti-Backstreet and Martin With instincts to N'Sync, don't get me started These brats can't sing and Britney's garbage What's this bitch retarded? back my sixteen dollars
All I see is sissies in magazines Whatever to whylin' out and bein' violent? happened to catchin' a good ol' fashioned Passionate ass-whoopin' and gettin' shoes coat And your hat
New Kids on the Block, sucked a lot of Boy/girl groups make me And I wait 'til I catch all you faggots in public love it
Vanilla Ice don't me Said some shit in to spite me Then went and dyed his hair just me A bunch of little kids wanna swear like me
And run around screamin, "I don't care, bite me" I think I was put here to annoy the And destroy your little 4 old boy or girl I was put here to put fear in faggots who spray Faygo Root Beer And call themselves, clowns, 'cause they queer
Faggot2Dope and Gay Claimin' Detroit, when y'all live twenty away And I don't wrestle, knock you fuckin' faggots the fuck out Ask 'em about the club they was at when they out
After they ducked out the when they saw us and bugged out Ducked down and got paintballs shot at truck, blaow Look at y'all runnin' your mouth When you ain't seen a Mile Road, South of 10
And I don't need help from D-12 to up two females In make-up, who may try to me with Lee Nails "Slim Anus," you right, Slim Anus I don't get fucked in mine you two little flaming faggots
I'm just Marshall Mathers I'm not a wrestler guy, I'll knock you out if you about me Come and see me on the streets alone if you assholes me And if you wanna run your mouth then come take your shot at me
Is it you love me that y'all expect so much of me? You little groupie bitch, get off me, go Puffy Now because of this mop that's on top And fucked up head that I've got, I've gone pop?
The underground just spunned and did a 360 Now these kids diss me and act like big sissies "Oh, he just did some shit with So now he he's too big to do some shit with MC Get-Bizzy"
My bitch mom's suin' for ten million She must want a dollar for every pill I've stealin' Shit, where the fuck you think I picked up the All I had to do was go in her and lift up her mattress
Which is it bitch, Mrs. Briggs or Ms. It doesn't you faggot about I fabricated my past He's aggravated I won't ejaculate in his ass
So me, what the hell is a fella to do? For every million I make, another sues Family fightin' and fussin' over who wants to invite me to All the sudden, I got 90-some (Hey, me)
A half-brother and sister who seen me Or even bothered to call me they saw me on TV Now everybody's so happy and I'm allowed to step foot in my girlfriend's house
Hey, hey and then to top it off, I walked to the To buy this cheap-ass magazine with a food stamp Skipped to the last page, flipped fast And what do I A picture of my big white ass
Okay, let me give you motherfuckers help Uhh, here XL, double XL Now your magazine shouldn't so much trouble to sell Ahh it, I'll even buy a couple myself
'Cause I'm, just Mathers I'm just a regular guy, I don't know why all the fuss me Nobody ever gave a before, all they did was doubt me Now wanna run they mouth and take shots at me
I'm, just Marshall Mathers I'm just a regular guy, I don't know why all the about me Nobody ever a fuck before, all they did was doubt me Now everybody wanna run mouth and take shots at me