You know I don't get it Last year I was nobody, year I'm sellin' records Now everybody wants to around like I owe 'em somethin' Heh, the fuck you from me, ten million dollars? Get the out of here
You see I'm, just Mathers I'm just a regular guy, I don't why all the fuss about me Nobody ever gave a fuck before all did was doubt me Now everybody wanna run their mouth and try to take at me
Yo, you might see me joggin', you might see me You might see me a dead rottweiler dog With it's head chopped off in the with a spiked collar Hollerin' at him 'cause the son of a won't quit barkin'
Or leanin' out a window, with a cocked Drivin' up the block in the car that shot 'Pac in Lookin' for Big's killers, in ridiculous Blue and red I don't see what the big deal is
Double barrel gauge, thinkin' of Chris Wallace Pissed off 'cause Biggie and 'Pac just all this Watchin' all these cheap imitations get off 'em And get dollars shoulda been there's like they switched wallets
And amidst all this Crist' and wrist watches I had to sit back and watch and just get nauseous And walk around with an empty of Remi Martin Startin' like some 26 year old skinny Cartman
I'm and Ricky Martin With to kill N'Sync, don't get me started These fuckin' brats can't sing and Britney's this bitch retarded? Gimme back my sixteen dollars
All I see is in magazines smiling Whatever happened to out and bein' violent? happened to catchin' a good ol' fashioned Passionate ass-whoopin' and gettin' your shoes And your hat
New Kids on the Block, sucked a lot of groups make me sick And I wait 'til I catch all you faggots in public I'ma it
Ice don't like me Said some in Vibe to spite me Then went and dyed his hair like me A bunch of little kids wanna swear just me
And run screamin, "I don't care, just bite me" I I was put here to annoy the world And destroy your 4 year old boy or girl I was put here to put fear in faggots who spray Faygo Root Beer And call themselves, clowns, they look queer
Faggot2Dope and Gay Claimin' Detroit, y'all live twenty miles away And I don't wrestle, I'll knock you fuckin' the fuck out Ask 'em about the club they was at when snuck out
they ducked out the back when they saw us and bugged out Ducked down and got paintballs shot at truck, blaow at y'all runnin' your mouth again When you ain't seen a fuckin' Road, South of 10
And I don't help from D-12 to beat up two females In make-up, who may try to scratch me with Lee "Slim Anus," you damn right, Anus I don't get fucked in mine like you two little faggots
'Cause I'm just Mathers I'm not a guy, I'll knock you out if you talk about me Come and see me on the streets alone if you doubt me And if you wanna run your mouth then come take your shot at me
Is it because you love me that y'all so much of me? You little bitch, get off me, go fuck Puffy Now because of blonde mop that's on top And this fucked up head that got, I've gone pop?
The underground spunned around and did a 360 Now kids diss me and act like some big sissies "Oh, he just did shit with Missy So now he thinks he's too big to do some with MC Get-Bizzy"
My fuckin' bitch mom's for ten million She want a dollar for every pill I've been stealin' Shit, where the fuck you think I picked up the All I had to do was go in her room and up her mattress
Which is it bitch, Mrs. or Ms. Mathers? It doesn't you faggot about I fabricated my past He's just I won't ejaculate in his ass
So me, what the hell is a fella to do? For every million I make, relative sues Family fightin' and over who wants to invite me to supper All the sudden, I got 90-some (Hey, me)
A half-brother and sister who seen me Or bothered to call me until they saw me on TV Now so happy and proud I'm finally allowed to step in my girlfriend's house
Hey, hey and then to top it off, I to the newsstand To buy this cheap-ass magazine with a food stamp Skipped to the page, flipped right fast And what do I see? A of my big white ass
Okay, let me you motherfuckers some help Uhh, here double XL, XL Now your magazine shouldn't have so much to sell Ahh fuck it, I'll even buy a couple
I'm, just Marshall Mathers I'm just a regular guy, I know why all the fuss about me ever gave a fuck before, all they did was doubt me Now everybody wanna run mouth and take shots at me
I'm, just Marshall Mathers I'm just a regular guy, I don't why all the fuss about me Nobody ever a fuck before, all they did was doubt me Now everybody wanna run they mouth and take at me