You I just don't get it Last year I was nobody, this year I'm records Now everybody wants to around like I owe 'em somethin' Heh, the fuck you from me, ten million dollars? Get the fuck out of
You see I'm, Marshall Mathers I'm just a regular guy, I don't know why all the about me Nobody gave a fuck before all they did was doubt me Now everybody run their mouth and try to take shots at me
Yo, you see me joggin', you might see me walkin' You might see me walkin' a dead dog With it's head chopped off in the park a spiked collar Hollerin' at him 'cause the son of a bitch won't barkin'
Or leanin' out a window, a cocked shotgun Drivin' up the in the car that they shot 'Pac in for Big's killers, dressed in ridiculous Blue and red like I see what the big deal is
Double barrel twelve gauge, thinkin' of Chris Pissed off Biggie and 'Pac just missed all this Watchin' all these cheap get rich off 'em And get dollars that shoulda been like they switched wallets
And amidst all Crist' poppin' and wrist watches I had to sit back and just watch and just get And walk around with an empty bottle of Remi Startin' shit like 26 year old skinny Cartman
I'm and Ricky Martin With instincts to kill N'Sync, get me started These fuckin' brats can't sing and garbage this bitch retarded? Gimme back my sixteen dollars
All I see is sissies in smiling Whatever to whylin' out and bein' violent? Whatever happened to catchin' a good ol' Passionate ass-whoopin' and gettin' your shoes And your hat
New Kids on the Block, sucked a lot of Boy/girl groups make me And I can't wait 'til I all you faggots in public I'ma it
Vanilla Ice like me Said some shit in to spite me Then went and dyed his just like me A bunch of little kids wanna just like me
And run around screamin, "I care, just bite me" I think I was put here to annoy the And destroy your 4 year old boy or girl Plus I was put here to put fear in who spray Faygo Root Beer And call themselves, clowns, they look queer
and Silent Gay Claimin' Detroit, when y'all live twenty away And I don't wrestle, I'll knock you faggots the fuck out Ask 'em the club they was at when they snuck out
they ducked out the back when they saw us and bugged out Ducked down and got shot at they truck, blaow Look at y'all runnin' mouth again When you ain't seen a fuckin' Road, South of 10
And I don't need help from to beat up two females In make-up, who may try to me with Lee Nails "Slim Anus," you right, Slim Anus I don't get in mine like you two little flaming faggots
'Cause I'm just Mathers I'm not a wrestler guy, knock you out if you talk about me and see me on the streets alone if you assholes doubt me And if you wanna run mouth then come take your best shot at me
Is it because you love me that expect so much of me? You little bitch, get off me, go fuck Puffy Now of this blonde mop that's on top And this fucked up head that I've got, gone pop?
The underground just around and did a 360 Now these kids me and act like some big sissies "Oh, he just did some with Missy So now he thinks he's too big to do some with MC Get-Bizzy"
My fuckin' bitch mom's for ten million She must a dollar for every pill I've been stealin' Shit, where the fuck you think I up the habit? All I had to do was go in her room and up her mattress
is it bitch, Mrs. Briggs or Ms. Mathers? It doesn't matter you Talkin' I fabricated my past He's just aggravated I won't in his ass
So tell me, the hell is a fella to do? For million I make, another relative sues Family fightin' and fussin' who wants to invite me to supper All the sudden, I got cousins (Hey, me)
A half-brother and sister who seen me Or even bothered to call me until saw me on TV Now so happy and proud I'm finally to step foot in my girlfriend's house
Hey, hey and then to top it off, I walked to the To buy this cheap-ass little with a food stamp Skipped to the last page, flipped right And what do I see? A picture of my big ass
Okay, let me give you some help Uhh, here double XL, XL Now your shouldn't have so much trouble to sell Ahh fuck it, even buy a couple myself
I'm, just Marshall Mathers I'm just a regular guy, I know why all the fuss about me Nobody gave a fuck before, all they did was doubt me Now wanna run they mouth and take shots at me
'Cause I'm, just Marshall I'm just a regular guy, I don't know why all the about me ever gave a fuck before, all they did was doubt me Now everybody wanna run mouth and take shots at me