You know I don't get it Last year I was nobody, this year I'm records Now wants to come around like I owe 'em somethin' Heh, the fuck you from me, ten million dollars? Get the out of here
You see I'm, just Mathers I'm just a regular guy, I don't why all the fuss about me Nobody ever a fuck before all they did was doubt me Now everybody wanna run their mouth and try to shots at me
Yo, you might see me joggin', you see me walkin' You might see me a dead rottweiler dog With it's head off in the park with a spiked collar Hollerin' at him 'cause the son of a bitch won't barkin'
Or leanin' out a window, a cocked shotgun Drivin' up the block in the car that shot 'Pac in Lookin' for killers, dressed in ridiculous Blue and red like I see what the big deal is
Double barrel gauge, thinkin' of Chris Wallace Pissed off Biggie and 'Pac just missed all this Watchin' all these imitations get rich off 'em And get dollars that shoulda been there's like they wallets
And amidst all this poppin' and wrist watches I had to sit and just watch and just get nauseous And walk around with an empty of Remi Martin Startin' shit some 26 year old skinny Cartman
I'm and Ricky Martin With instincts to N'Sync, don't get me started These brats can't sing and Britney's garbage What's this bitch Gimme back my sixteen dollars
All I see is sissies in smiling Whatever happened to whylin' out and bein' Whatever happened to catchin' a ol' fashioned Passionate ass-whoopin' and gettin' shoes coat And hat tooken?
New on the Block, sucked a lot of dick Boy/girl groups make me And I can't wait 'til I catch all you in public I'ma it
Ice don't like me Said some shit in Vibe to me Then went and his hair just like me A bunch of little kids wanna swear like me
And run around screamin, "I don't care, just me" I think I was put to annoy the world And destroy your little 4 year old boy or Plus I was put here to put fear in faggots who Faygo Root Beer And themselves, clowns, 'cause they look queer
Faggot2Dope and Gay Claimin' Detroit, when y'all live twenty away And I don't wrestle, knock you fuckin' faggots the fuck out Ask 'em about the club they was at when they out
After they ducked out the back they saw us and bugged out Ducked and got paintballs shot at they truck, blaow Look at y'all your mouth again When you seen a fuckin' Mile Road, South of 10
And I don't need from D-12 to beat up two females In make-up, who may try to scratch me with Lee "Slim Anus," you damn right, Slim I don't get fucked in mine like you two little flaming
I'm just Marshall Mathers I'm not a guy, I'll knock you out if you talk about me Come and see me on the streets alone if you assholes me And if you wanna run your mouth then come take your best at me
Is it because you love me that y'all so much of me? You groupie bitch, get off me, go fuck Puffy Now because of this blonde mop on top And this fucked up head that I've got, I've gone
The underground just around and did a 360 Now these kids diss me and act like big sissies "Oh, he just did some shit Missy So now he he's too big to do some shit with MC Get-Bizzy"
My fuckin' bitch mom's suin' for ten She must want a dollar for every pill I've been Shit, where the fuck you think I picked up the All I had to do was go in her room and up her mattress
Which is it bitch, Mrs. or Ms. Mathers? It doesn't you faggot Talkin' I fabricated my past He's just aggravated I won't in his ass
So tell me, the hell is a fella to do? For every I make, another relative sues Family fightin' and fussin' over who wants to me to supper All the sudden, I got cousins (Hey, me)
A half-brother and sister who never me Or bothered to call me until they saw me on TV Now everybody's so and proud I'm finally allowed to step foot in my girlfriend's
Hey, hey and to top it off, I walked to the newsstand To buy this cheap-ass magazine with a food stamp to the last page, flipped right fast And what do I see? A of my big white ass
Okay, let me you motherfuckers some help Uhh, here XL, double XL Now your magazine have so much trouble to sell Ahh fuck it, I'll even buy a myself
I'm, just Marshall Mathers I'm just a regular guy, I know why all the fuss about me Nobody ever a fuck before, all they did was doubt me Now everybody run they mouth and take shots at me
'Cause I'm, just Marshall I'm a regular guy, I don't know why all the fuss about me Nobody ever gave a fuck before, all did was doubt me Now everybody wanna run they and take shots at me