You know I just get it Last I was nobody, this year I'm sellin' records Now everybody wants to come like I owe 'em somethin' Heh, the fuck you want from me, ten dollars? Get the out of here
You see I'm, Marshall Mathers I'm just a regular guy, I don't know why all the about me Nobody ever gave a fuck before all they did was me Now everybody wanna run mouth and try to take shots at me
Yo, you might see me joggin', you see me walkin' You see me walkin' a dead rottweiler dog With it's head chopped off in the with a spiked collar Hollerin' at him 'cause the son of a bitch quit barkin'
Or out a window, with a cocked shotgun Drivin' up the in the car that they shot 'Pac in Lookin' for killers, dressed in ridiculous Blue and red like I don't see the big deal is
Double barrel gauge, thinkin' of Chris Wallace Pissed off 'cause Biggie and just missed all this Watchin' all these cheap imitations get off 'em And get dollars that shoulda there's like they switched wallets
And amidst all this Crist' and wrist watches I had to sit and just watch and just get nauseous And walk with an empty bottle of Remi Martin Startin' shit like some 26 year old Cartman
I'm and Ricky Martin With instincts to N'Sync, don't get me started These fuckin' brats can't sing and garbage What's this retarded? Gimme back my sixteen dollars
All I see is in magazines smiling Whatever to whylin' out and bein' violent? Whatever happened to catchin' a good ol' Passionate ass-whoopin' and gettin' your shoes And your hat
New Kids on the Block, sucked a lot of Boy/girl groups me sick And I can't wait 'til I catch all you faggots in I'ma it
Vanilla Ice like me Said some in Vibe to spite me Then went and dyed his hair just me A bunch of little kids swear just like me
And run around screamin, "I don't care, bite me" I think I was put here to the world And destroy your little 4 year old boy or Plus I was put here to put fear in who spray Faygo Root Beer And call themselves, clowns, 'cause they queer
and Silent Gay Claimin' Detroit, when y'all live twenty miles And I don't wrestle, knock you fuckin' faggots the fuck out Ask 'em about the club was at when they snuck out
After they out the back when they saw us and bugged out down and got paintballs shot at they truck, blaow Look at y'all runnin' mouth again When you ain't a fuckin' Mile Road, South of 10
And I don't need help from D-12 to up two females In make-up, who may try to scratch me Lee Nails "Slim Anus," you damn right, Slim I don't get fucked in mine you two little flaming faggots
'Cause I'm just Mathers I'm not a guy, I'll knock you out if you talk about me and see me on the streets alone if you assholes doubt me And if you wanna run mouth then come take your best shot at me
Is it because you love me y'all expect so much of me? You little groupie bitch, get off me, go Puffy Now because of blonde mop that's on top And this fucked up head that I've got, I've pop?
The underground spunned around and did a 360 Now these kids diss me and act like big sissies "Oh, he just did some with Missy So now he thinks he's too big to do shit with MC Get-Bizzy"
My fuckin' mom's suin' for ten million She must want a dollar for every pill I've been Shit, where the fuck you I picked up the habit? All I had to do was go in her and lift up her mattress
Which is it bitch, Mrs. Briggs or Ms. It doesn't matter you Talkin' about I my past He's just aggravated I won't in his ass
So tell me, the hell is a fella to do? For every million I make, relative sues Family fightin' and fussin' over who wants to invite me to All the sudden, I got cousins (Hey, me)
A half-brother and sister who never me Or even to call me until they saw me on TV Now everybody's so happy and I'm finally allowed to step in my girlfriend's house
Hey, hey and then to top it off, I to the newsstand To buy this cheap-ass little magazine a food stamp to the last page, flipped right fast And what do I see? A of my big white ass
Okay, let me give you motherfuckers help Uhh, here XL, double XL Now your magazine shouldn't have so trouble to sell Ahh fuck it, I'll buy a couple myself
I'm, just Marshall Mathers I'm just a guy, I don't know why all the fuss about me Nobody gave a fuck before, all they did was doubt me Now everybody run they mouth and take shots at me
'Cause I'm, just Marshall I'm just a guy, I don't know why all the fuss about me Nobody ever gave a fuck before, all they did was me Now everybody wanna run they mouth and shots at me