You know I just get it year I was nobody, this year I'm sellin' records Now everybody wants to come around like I owe 'em Heh, the fuck you want from me, ten million Get the out of here
You see I'm, just Mathers I'm a regular guy, I don't know why all the fuss about me Nobody ever gave a fuck before all they did was me Now everybody wanna run their and try to take shots at me
Yo, you see me joggin', you might see me walkin' You see me walkin' a dead rottweiler dog With it's head chopped off in the park with a spiked Hollerin' at him 'cause the son of a won't quit barkin'
Or leanin' out a window, with a shotgun up the block in the car that they shot 'Pac in Lookin' for killers, dressed in ridiculous and red like I don't see what the big deal is
Double barrel twelve gauge, of Chris Wallace Pissed off 'cause Biggie and 'Pac just all this Watchin' all these imitations get rich off 'em And get dollars that shoulda been there's like they switched
And amidst all this Crist' poppin' and wrist I had to sit and just watch and just get nauseous And walk around an empty bottle of Remi Martin Startin' shit like some 26 year old skinny
I'm and Ricky Martin With instincts to kill N'Sync, don't get me These fuckin' brats can't sing and garbage What's this bitch retarded? back my sixteen dollars
All I see is sissies in smiling Whatever to whylin' out and bein' violent? happened to catchin' a good ol' fashioned Passionate ass-whoopin' and your shoes coat And hat tooken?
New Kids on the Block, sucked a lot of Boy/girl groups make me And I can't wait 'til I all you faggots in public love it
Vanilla Ice like me Said shit in Vibe to spite me Then went and dyed his hair just me A bunch of little wanna swear just like me
And run around screamin, "I don't care, just me" I I was put here to annoy the world And destroy little 4 year old boy or girl Plus I was put here to put fear in who spray Faygo Root Beer And call themselves, clowns, 'cause they look
and Silent Gay Claimin' Detroit, y'all live twenty miles away And I don't wrestle, knock you fuckin' faggots the fuck out Ask 'em about the club they was at they snuck out
After they out the back when they saw us and bugged out Ducked and got paintballs shot at they truck, blaow Look at y'all your mouth again When you ain't seen a fuckin' Road, South of 10
And I don't need from D-12 to beat up two females In make-up, who may try to me with Lee Nails "Slim Anus," you damn right, Anus I don't get fucked in mine you two little flaming faggots
'Cause I'm just Mathers I'm not a wrestler guy, I'll knock you out if you talk me Come and see me on the streets alone if you assholes me And if you wanna run mouth then come take your best shot at me
Is it because you love me that y'all expect so of me? You groupie bitch, get off me, go fuck Puffy Now because of this blonde mop on top And this fucked up head that got, I've gone pop?
The just spunned around and did a 360 Now these kids diss me and act like big sissies "Oh, he just did some with Missy So now he he's too big to do some shit with MC Get-Bizzy"
My fuckin' bitch suin' for ten million She must want a dollar for every I've been stealin' Shit, the fuck you think I picked up the habit? All I had to do was go in her and lift up her mattress
Which is it bitch, Mrs. or Ms. Mathers? It doesn't matter you about I fabricated my past He's just aggravated I ejaculate in his ass
So tell me, what the hell is a to do? For every I make, another relative sues Family fightin' and fussin' over who to invite me to supper All the sudden, I got cousins (Hey, me)
A half-brother and sister who never me Or even bothered to call me they saw me on TV Now everybody's so happy and I'm finally to step foot in my girlfriend's house
Hey, hey and to top it off, I walked to the newsstand To buy this cheap-ass little magazine a food stamp Skipped to the last page, right fast And what do I see? A of my big white ass
Okay, let me give you motherfuckers help Uhh, here double XL, XL Now your magazine shouldn't have so trouble to sell Ahh fuck it, I'll even buy a myself
'Cause I'm, Marshall Mathers I'm just a regular guy, I don't know why all the about me Nobody ever a fuck before, all they did was doubt me Now wanna run they mouth and take shots at me
I'm, just Marshall Mathers I'm a regular guy, I don't know why all the fuss about me Nobody ever gave a before, all they did was doubt me Now everybody run they mouth and take shots at me