You know I just get it Last year I was nobody, this year I'm sellin' Now everybody wants to come around I owe 'em somethin' Heh, the fuck you from me, ten million dollars? Get the fuck out of
You see I'm, Marshall Mathers I'm just a regular guy, I don't know why all the about me Nobody ever gave a before all they did was doubt me Now everybody wanna run mouth and try to take shots at me
Yo, you might see me joggin', you might see me You might see me walkin' a rottweiler dog With it's chopped off in the park with a spiked collar Hollerin' at him 'cause the son of a bitch won't quit
Or leanin' out a window, with a cocked Drivin' up the block in the car that they 'Pac in Lookin' for Big's killers, dressed in Blue and red I don't see what the big deal is
Double barrel twelve gauge, of Chris Wallace Pissed off 'cause Biggie and just missed all this Watchin' all these imitations get rich off 'em And get dollars that shoulda been there's like they wallets
And all this Crist' poppin' and wrist watches I had to sit and just watch and just get nauseous And around with an empty bottle of Remi Martin Startin' shit like 26 year old skinny Cartman
I'm anti-Backstreet and Martin With instincts to kill N'Sync, don't get me These fuckin' can't sing and Britney's garbage What's this bitch Gimme back my sixteen dollars
All I see is sissies in smiling Whatever happened to whylin' out and violent? Whatever happened to a good ol' fashioned Passionate ass-whoopin' and your shoes coat And hat tooken?
New on the Block, sucked a lot of dick Boy/girl make me sick And I can't wait 'til I catch all you faggots in love it
Vanilla Ice don't me Said some shit in to spite me Then went and dyed his just like me A bunch of kids wanna swear just like me
And run screamin, "I don't care, just bite me" I I was put here to annoy the world And your little 4 year old boy or girl I was put here to put fear in faggots who spray Faygo Root Beer And call themselves, clowns, 'cause look queer
Faggot2Dope and Gay Detroit, when y'all live twenty miles away And I don't wrestle, I'll you fuckin' faggots the fuck out Ask 'em about the club was at when they snuck out
After they ducked out the back when they saw us and out Ducked down and got shot at they truck, blaow at y'all runnin' your mouth again When you ain't seen a Mile Road, South of 10
And I don't need help from D-12 to up two females In make-up, who may try to me with Lee Nails "Slim Anus," you right, Slim Anus I don't get in mine like you two little flaming faggots
'Cause I'm just Mathers I'm not a wrestler guy, I'll knock you out if you about me Come and see me on the streets alone if you assholes me And if you wanna run your mouth then come take best shot at me
Is it because you love me y'all expect so much of me? You groupie bitch, get off me, go fuck Puffy Now because of this mop that's on top And this fucked up that I've got, I've gone pop?
The underground spunned around and did a 360 Now these kids diss me and act like some big "Oh, he just did some shit with So now he thinks he's too big to do some shit MC Get-Bizzy"
My fuckin' bitch suin' for ten million She want a dollar for every pill I've been stealin' Shit, where the fuck you think I picked up the All I had to do was go in her room and up her mattress
Which is it bitch, Mrs. or Ms. Mathers? It matter you faggot about I fabricated my past He's just aggravated I ejaculate in his ass
So tell me, the hell is a fella to do? For every million I make, relative sues fightin' and fussin' over who wants to invite me to supper All the sudden, I got cousins (Hey, me)
A half-brother and sister who seen me Or even bothered to me until they saw me on TV Now so happy and proud I'm finally allowed to foot in my girlfriend's house
Hey, hey and then to top it off, I walked to the To buy this cheap-ass little magazine a food stamp Skipped to the last page, right fast And what do I A picture of my big white ass
Okay, let me give you motherfuckers help Uhh, here XL, double XL Now your magazine shouldn't have so much trouble to Ahh fuck it, even buy a couple myself
'Cause I'm, just Marshall I'm just a regular guy, I don't know why all the about me ever gave a fuck before, all they did was doubt me Now wanna run they mouth and take shots at me
'Cause I'm, Marshall Mathers I'm just a guy, I don't know why all the fuss about me Nobody ever a fuck before, all they did was doubt me Now everybody wanna run they and take shots at me