You I just don't get it Last year I was nobody, this year I'm sellin' Now everybody wants to around like I owe 'em somethin' Heh, the fuck you want from me, ten dollars? Get the fuck out of
You see I'm, Marshall Mathers I'm just a regular guy, I don't know why all the fuss me Nobody ever gave a before all they did was doubt me Now everybody wanna run mouth and try to take shots at me
Yo, you might see me joggin', you might see me You might see me a dead rottweiler dog it's head chopped off in the park with a spiked collar Hollerin' at him 'cause the son of a won't quit barkin'
Or leanin' out a window, a cocked shotgun Drivin' up the in the car that they shot 'Pac in Lookin' for Big's killers, dressed in Blue and red like I see what the big deal is
barrel twelve gauge, thinkin' of Chris Wallace Pissed off Biggie and 'Pac just missed all this Watchin' all these cheap get rich off 'em And get dollars that shoulda there's like they switched wallets
And all this Crist' poppin' and wrist watches I had to sit back and watch and just get nauseous And walk around an empty bottle of Remi Martin Startin' shit like some 26 year old Cartman
I'm anti-Backstreet and Ricky With to kill N'Sync, don't get me started These fuckin' brats can't and Britney's garbage What's this bitch retarded? Gimme back my dollars
All I see is in magazines smiling Whatever happened to whylin' out and bein' Whatever happened to catchin' a ol' fashioned Passionate ass-whoopin' and gettin' your coat And your hat
New on the Block, sucked a lot of dick groups make me sick And I can't wait 'til I catch all you faggots in love it
Vanilla Ice like me Said some shit in Vibe to me went and dyed his hair just like me A bunch of little kids wanna swear like me
And run around screamin, "I don't care, bite me" I think I was put to annoy the world And destroy your 4 year old boy or girl Plus I was put here to put fear in faggots who spray Faygo Root And call themselves, clowns, 'cause they queer
and Silent Gay Claimin' Detroit, y'all live twenty miles away And I wrestle, I'll knock you fuckin' faggots the fuck out Ask 'em about the club they was at when snuck out
After they ducked out the when they saw us and bugged out Ducked and got paintballs shot at they truck, blaow Look at runnin' your mouth again When you ain't seen a fuckin' Road, South of 10
And I don't need help D-12 to beat up two females In make-up, who may try to scratch me with Lee "Slim Anus," you damn right, Anus I don't get fucked in mine like you two flaming faggots
I'm just Marshall Mathers I'm not a wrestler guy, I'll knock you out if you about me Come and see me on the streets alone if you assholes me And if you wanna run your mouth then take your best shot at me
Is it you love me that y'all expect so much of me? You groupie bitch, get off me, go fuck Puffy Now because of this mop that's on top And this fucked up head that got, I've gone pop?
The underground just spunned and did a 360 Now these diss me and act like some big sissies "Oh, he just did some with Missy So now he he's too big to do some shit with MC Get-Bizzy"
My bitch mom's suin' for ten million She must want a for every pill I've been stealin' Shit, where the fuck you think I up the habit? All I had to do was go in her room and up her mattress
Which is it bitch, Mrs. or Ms. Mathers? It doesn't matter you Talkin' about I fabricated my He's aggravated I won't ejaculate in his ass
So tell me, the hell is a fella to do? For every million I make, another sues Family fightin' and fussin' over who wants to me to supper All the sudden, I got cousins (Hey, me)
A half-brother and sister who seen me Or bothered to call me until they saw me on TV Now everybody's so and proud I'm allowed to step foot in my girlfriend's house
Hey, hey and to top it off, I walked to the newsstand To buy this cheap-ass little with a food stamp Skipped to the last page, flipped fast And do I see? A picture of my big white ass
Okay, let me give you motherfuckers some Uhh, here double XL, XL Now your magazine have so much trouble to sell Ahh fuck it, even buy a couple myself
'Cause I'm, just Marshall I'm a regular guy, I don't know why all the fuss about me Nobody ever gave a fuck before, all they did was me Now wanna run they mouth and take shots at me
I'm, just Marshall Mathers I'm just a regular guy, I know why all the fuss about me Nobody gave a fuck before, all they did was doubt me Now wanna run they mouth and take shots at me