You know I just get it year I was nobody, this year I'm sellin' records Now everybody wants to around like I owe 'em somethin' Heh, the fuck you want me, ten million dollars? Get the out of here
You see I'm, Marshall Mathers I'm just a regular guy, I don't know why all the fuss me Nobody ever gave a before all they did was doubt me Now everybody wanna run their mouth and try to take at me
Yo, you might see me joggin', you might see me You might see me walkin' a rottweiler dog With it's head chopped off in the with a spiked collar Hollerin' at him 'cause the son of a won't quit barkin'
Or leanin' out a window, with a shotgun Drivin' up the block in the car they shot 'Pac in Lookin' for Big's killers, in ridiculous and red like I don't see what the big deal is
Double barrel gauge, thinkin' of Chris Wallace Pissed off Biggie and 'Pac just missed all this all these cheap imitations get rich off 'em And get dollars that shoulda there's like they switched wallets
And all this Crist' poppin' and wrist watches I had to sit back and just watch and get nauseous And walk around with an empty bottle of Remi Startin' shit like some 26 old skinny Cartman
I'm and Ricky Martin With instincts to N'Sync, don't get me started fuckin' brats can't sing and Britney's garbage What's this bitch Gimme back my sixteen dollars
All I see is sissies in magazines Whatever happened to whylin' out and bein' Whatever to catchin' a good ol' fashioned ass-whoopin' and gettin' your shoes coat And hat tooken?
New on the Block, sucked a lot of dick Boy/girl groups make me And I can't wait 'til I all you faggots in public love it
Vanilla Ice like me Said some shit in Vibe to me Then went and dyed his hair like me A bunch of little wanna swear just like me
And run around screamin, "I don't care, bite me" I think I was put here to the world And destroy your 4 year old boy or girl I was put here to put fear in faggots who spray Faygo Root Beer And call themselves, clowns, 'cause they look
and Silent Gay Claimin' Detroit, when y'all live twenty miles And I don't wrestle, I'll knock you faggots the fuck out Ask 'em about the they was at when they snuck out
After they ducked out the when they saw us and bugged out Ducked down and got shot at they truck, blaow at y'all runnin' your mouth again When you ain't seen a fuckin' Road, South of 10
And I don't need help from D-12 to beat up two In make-up, who may try to scratch me Lee Nails "Slim Anus," you damn right, Anus I don't get fucked in mine like you two little faggots
'Cause I'm Marshall Mathers I'm not a wrestler guy, I'll you out if you talk about me Come and see me on the streets alone if you doubt me And if you wanna run your then come take your best shot at me
Is it you love me that y'all expect so much of me? You little bitch, get off me, go fuck Puffy Now of this blonde mop that's on top And this up head that I've got, I've gone pop?
The underground spunned around and did a 360 Now these kids diss me and act like some big "Oh, he did some shit with Missy So now he thinks he's too big to do some with MC Get-Bizzy"
My fuckin' bitch mom's for ten million She must want a dollar for every pill been stealin' Shit, where the fuck you think I up the habit? All I had to do was go in her and lift up her mattress
Which is it bitch, Mrs. or Ms. Mathers? It matter you faggot Talkin' about I fabricated my He's aggravated I won't ejaculate in his ass
So tell me, the hell is a fella to do? For every I make, another relative sues Family fightin' and fussin' over who wants to me to supper All the sudden, I got 90-some (Hey, me)
A and sister who never seen me Or bothered to call me until they saw me on TV Now so happy and proud I'm finally allowed to step foot in my girlfriend's
Hey, hey and then to top it off, I to the newsstand To buy this little magazine with a food stamp Skipped to the last page, flipped right And what do I see? A of my big white ass
Okay, let me give you some help Uhh, double XL, double XL Now your magazine have so much trouble to sell Ahh fuck it, I'll buy a couple myself
'Cause I'm, Marshall Mathers I'm a regular guy, I don't know why all the fuss about me Nobody ever gave a fuck before, all did was doubt me Now everybody wanna run mouth and take shots at me
I'm, just Marshall Mathers I'm just a regular guy, I don't know why all the about me Nobody ever gave a before, all they did was doubt me Now everybody wanna run they and take shots at me