You know I don't get it year I was nobody, this year I'm sellin' records Now everybody wants to come around like I owe 'em Heh, the fuck you want me, ten million dollars? Get the fuck out of
You see I'm, just Marshall I'm just a regular guy, I don't why all the fuss about me Nobody ever gave a fuck before all did was doubt me Now everybody wanna run mouth and try to take shots at me
Yo, you might see me joggin', you see me walkin' You might see me walkin' a dead dog With it's head chopped off in the with a spiked collar Hollerin' at him 'cause the son of a won't quit barkin'
Or leanin' out a window, with a cocked Drivin' up the block in the car they shot 'Pac in Lookin' for killers, dressed in ridiculous Blue and red like I see what the big deal is
barrel twelve gauge, thinkin' of Chris Wallace Pissed off 'cause Biggie and just missed all this all these cheap imitations get rich off 'em And get that shoulda been there's like they switched wallets
And amidst all this Crist' poppin' and wrist I had to sit back and watch and just get nauseous And walk around with an empty bottle of Remi Startin' shit like some 26 year old Cartman
I'm anti-Backstreet and Martin With instincts to kill N'Sync, don't get me These fuckin' brats can't sing and garbage What's this bitch retarded? Gimme back my dollars
All I see is sissies in magazines Whatever happened to whylin' out and violent? Whatever happened to a good ol' fashioned Passionate and gettin' your shoes coat And hat tooken?
New Kids on the Block, a lot of dick Boy/girl groups make me And I can't wait 'til I catch all you faggots in I'ma it
Vanilla Ice like me Said some in Vibe to spite me Then and dyed his hair just like me A bunch of little kids swear just like me
And run around screamin, "I care, just bite me" I think I was put here to annoy the And destroy little 4 year old boy or girl Plus I was put here to put in faggots who spray Faygo Root Beer And call themselves, clowns, they look queer
and Silent Gay Claimin' Detroit, when y'all live twenty miles And I don't wrestle, I'll knock you fuckin' faggots the out Ask 'em about the club they was at when snuck out
After ducked out the back when they saw us and bugged out Ducked and got paintballs shot at they truck, blaow Look at runnin' your mouth again When you ain't seen a fuckin' Road, South of 10
And I don't need help from D-12 to up two females In make-up, who may try to scratch me with Lee "Slim Anus," you damn right, Slim I don't get fucked in mine like you two little flaming
'Cause I'm just Mathers I'm not a wrestler guy, I'll knock you out if you talk me Come and see me on the alone if you assholes doubt me And if you wanna run your mouth then come take best shot at me
Is it because you me that y'all expect so much of me? You little bitch, get off me, go fuck Puffy Now because of this blonde mop on top And this fucked up head I've got, I've gone pop?
The underground just spunned and did a 360 Now these kids diss me and act like big sissies "Oh, he just did some with Missy So now he thinks he's too big to do shit with MC Get-Bizzy"
My fuckin' bitch mom's suin' for ten She must want a for every pill I've been stealin' Shit, where the you think I picked up the habit? All I had to do was go in her room and lift up her
Which is it bitch, Mrs. or Ms. Mathers? It doesn't you faggot Talkin' I fabricated my past He's just aggravated I ejaculate in his ass
So me, what the hell is a fella to do? For every million I make, another sues Family and fussin' over who wants to invite me to supper All the sudden, I got cousins (Hey, me)
A half-brother and sister who never me Or bothered to call me until they saw me on TV Now everybody's so happy and I'm finally allowed to foot in my girlfriend's house
Hey, hey and then to top it off, I walked to the To buy this cheap-ass little magazine with a stamp Skipped to the page, flipped right fast And do I see? A picture of my big white ass
Okay, let me you motherfuckers some help Uhh, here XL, double XL Now your magazine have so much trouble to sell Ahh fuck it, I'll even buy a couple
I'm, just Marshall Mathers I'm just a regular guy, I don't know why all the fuss me Nobody ever gave a fuck before, all they did was me Now wanna run they mouth and take shots at me
'Cause I'm, just Marshall I'm just a regular guy, I don't why all the fuss about me Nobody gave a fuck before, all they did was doubt me Now everybody wanna run mouth and take shots at me