You I just don't get it year I was nobody, this year I'm sellin' records Now everybody wants to come around like I owe 'em Heh, the fuck you want from me, ten dollars? Get the fuck out of
You see I'm, just Marshall I'm just a guy, I don't know why all the fuss about me ever gave a fuck before all they did was doubt me Now everybody run their mouth and try to take shots at me
Yo, you might see me joggin', you might see me You might see me walkin' a rottweiler dog With it's head chopped off in the park with a collar Hollerin' at him 'cause the son of a bitch won't quit
Or out a window, with a cocked shotgun Drivin' up the block in the car they shot 'Pac in for Big's killers, dressed in ridiculous Blue and red like I don't see what the big is
Double barrel gauge, thinkin' of Chris Wallace Pissed off 'cause Biggie and 'Pac just all this Watchin' all cheap imitations get rich off 'em And get dollars shoulda been there's like they switched wallets
And amidst all this Crist' poppin' and wrist I had to sit back and watch and just get nauseous And walk with an empty bottle of Remi Martin Startin' shit some 26 year old skinny Cartman
I'm and Ricky Martin With instincts to kill N'Sync, get me started These fuckin' can't sing and Britney's garbage What's this bitch retarded? back my sixteen dollars
All I see is sissies in smiling Whatever happened to whylin' out and bein' Whatever happened to a good ol' fashioned Passionate ass-whoopin' and gettin' your coat And hat tooken?
New Kids on the Block, a lot of dick Boy/girl groups make me And I can't wait I catch all you faggots in public love it
Vanilla Ice don't me Said shit in Vibe to spite me Then went and dyed his hair like me A bunch of little kids swear just like me
And run around screamin, "I don't care, just me" I think I was put here to the world And destroy your little 4 old boy or girl Plus I was put here to put fear in who spray Faygo Root Beer And call themselves, clowns, 'cause look queer
Faggot2Dope and Gay Claimin' Detroit, when y'all live twenty miles And I don't wrestle, I'll knock you fuckin' the fuck out Ask 'em about the club was at when they snuck out
After they ducked out the back when saw us and bugged out Ducked down and got paintballs at they truck, blaow Look at y'all runnin' mouth again When you ain't a fuckin' Mile Road, South of 10
And I don't need help from to beat up two females In make-up, who may try to scratch me with Lee "Slim Anus," you right, Slim Anus I don't get fucked in mine like you two little faggots
'Cause I'm just Mathers I'm not a wrestler guy, I'll knock you out if you about me Come and see me on the streets if you assholes doubt me And if you wanna run your mouth then come take your best at me
Is it because you me that y'all expect so much of me? You little groupie bitch, get off me, go Puffy Now because of this mop that's on top And this fucked up that I've got, I've gone pop?
The underground spunned around and did a 360 Now these kids diss me and act like some big "Oh, he did some shit with Missy So now he thinks too big to do some shit with MC Get-Bizzy"
My bitch mom's suin' for ten million She want a dollar for every pill I've been stealin' Shit, where the fuck you think I picked up the All I had to do was go in her room and lift up her
Which is it bitch, Mrs. or Ms. Mathers? It matter you faggot Talkin' about I my past He's aggravated I won't ejaculate in his ass
So tell me, what the is a fella to do? For every million I make, another sues Family fightin' and fussin' over who wants to me to supper All the sudden, I got 90-some (Hey, me)
A half-brother and who never seen me Or even bothered to call me they saw me on TV Now everybody's so and proud I'm finally allowed to step foot in my girlfriend's
Hey, hey and then to top it off, I walked to the To buy this little magazine with a food stamp Skipped to the page, flipped right fast And what do I see? A picture of my big ass
Okay, let me you motherfuckers some help Uhh, here double XL, XL Now your shouldn't have so much trouble to sell Ahh it, I'll even buy a couple myself
'Cause I'm, Marshall Mathers I'm just a regular guy, I know why all the fuss about me ever gave a fuck before, all they did was doubt me Now everybody run they mouth and take shots at me
'Cause I'm, just Marshall I'm just a regular guy, I know why all the fuss about me ever gave a fuck before, all they did was doubt me Now everybody wanna run they and take shots at me