You I just don't get it Last I was nobody, this year I'm sellin' records Now wants to come around like I owe 'em somethin' Heh, the fuck you from me, ten million dollars? Get the fuck out of
You see I'm, Marshall Mathers I'm just a regular guy, I know why all the fuss about me Nobody ever a fuck before all they did was doubt me Now everybody wanna run their mouth and try to shots at me
Yo, you might see me joggin', you see me walkin' You might see me walkin' a dead dog With it's head chopped off in the park with a collar Hollerin' at him 'cause the son of a won't quit barkin'
Or leanin' out a window, a cocked shotgun Drivin' up the block in the car that they 'Pac in for Big's killers, dressed in ridiculous Blue and red I don't see what the big deal is
Double twelve gauge, thinkin' of Chris Wallace off 'cause Biggie and 'Pac just missed all this Watchin' all these cheap get rich off 'em And get dollars that shoulda been there's like switched wallets
And amidst all this Crist' poppin' and wrist I had to sit back and just and just get nauseous And walk with an empty bottle of Remi Martin Startin' shit like some 26 year old skinny
I'm anti-Backstreet and Martin With instincts to kill N'Sync, get me started fuckin' brats can't sing and Britney's garbage What's this bitch Gimme back my sixteen dollars
All I see is in magazines smiling happened to whylin' out and bein' violent? Whatever happened to catchin' a good ol' Passionate and gettin' your shoes coat And your hat
New Kids on the Block, sucked a lot of Boy/girl groups make me And I can't wait 'til I all you faggots in public love it
Vanilla Ice like me some shit in Vibe to spite me Then went and his hair just like me A bunch of kids wanna swear just like me
And run screamin, "I don't care, just bite me" I think I was put here to annoy the And destroy your little 4 year old boy or Plus I was put here to put fear in faggots who spray Faygo Beer And call themselves, clowns, 'cause they look
and Silent Gay Claimin' Detroit, when y'all live twenty miles And I don't wrestle, I'll knock you fuckin' the fuck out Ask 'em about the club they was at when they out
they ducked out the back when they saw us and bugged out Ducked down and got paintballs shot at they truck, Look at runnin' your mouth again When you seen a fuckin' Mile Road, South of 10
And I don't need help D-12 to beat up two females In make-up, who may try to me with Lee Nails "Slim Anus," you damn right, Slim I don't get fucked in mine you two little flaming faggots
'Cause I'm just Mathers I'm not a wrestler guy, I'll knock you out if you about me Come and see me on the streets if you assholes doubt me And if you wanna run your mouth then come take best shot at me
Is it because you me that y'all expect so much of me? You little groupie bitch, get off me, go fuck Now because of this blonde mop on top And this fucked up head I've got, I've gone pop?
The underground spunned around and did a 360 Now these kids diss me and act some big sissies "Oh, he just did some shit with So now he thinks too big to do some shit with MC Get-Bizzy"
My bitch mom's suin' for ten million She must want a dollar for pill I've been stealin' Shit, the fuck you think I picked up the habit? All I had to do was go in her room and up her mattress
Which is it bitch, Mrs. or Ms. Mathers? It matter you faggot Talkin' about I my past He's just aggravated I ejaculate in his ass
So tell me, what the is a fella to do? For every I make, another relative sues Family fightin' and fussin' over who wants to me to supper All the sudden, I got cousins (Hey, me)
A and sister who never seen me Or even to call me until they saw me on TV Now everybody's so happy and I'm finally allowed to step foot in my girlfriend's
Hey, hey and then to top it off, I to the newsstand To buy cheap-ass little magazine with a food stamp to the last page, flipped right fast And what do I see? A of my big white ass
Okay, let me give you motherfuckers help Uhh, here XL, double XL Now your magazine shouldn't have so much trouble to Ahh it, I'll even buy a couple myself
'Cause I'm, just Mathers I'm just a guy, I don't know why all the fuss about me Nobody ever gave a fuck before, all did was doubt me Now everybody wanna run they mouth and shots at me
'Cause I'm, just Marshall I'm just a regular guy, I don't know why all the about me Nobody ever a fuck before, all they did was doubt me Now everybody wanna run mouth and take shots at me