You I just don't get it Last year I was nobody, year I'm sellin' records Now everybody wants to come like I owe 'em somethin' Heh, the fuck you want from me, ten million Get the out of here
You see I'm, Marshall Mathers I'm just a regular guy, I don't know why all the fuss me Nobody ever gave a fuck all they did was doubt me Now everybody wanna run their and try to take shots at me
Yo, you see me joggin', you might see me walkin' You might see me walkin' a rottweiler dog With it's chopped off in the park with a spiked collar Hollerin' at him 'cause the son of a won't quit barkin'
Or leanin' out a window, with a shotgun Drivin' up the in the car that they shot 'Pac in Lookin' for killers, dressed in ridiculous Blue and red like I see what the big deal is
barrel twelve gauge, thinkin' of Chris Wallace Pissed off Biggie and 'Pac just missed all this Watchin' all cheap imitations get rich off 'em And get dollars that shoulda been there's like they switched
And all this Crist' poppin' and wrist watches I had to sit and just watch and just get nauseous And walk around with an empty bottle of Martin Startin' shit like 26 year old skinny Cartman
I'm and Ricky Martin With instincts to kill N'Sync, get me started These fuckin' brats can't and Britney's garbage What's this bitch retarded? back my sixteen dollars
All I see is in magazines smiling Whatever happened to whylin' out and bein' happened to catchin' a good ol' fashioned Passionate ass-whoopin' and gettin' your coat And hat tooken?
New on the Block, sucked a lot of dick groups make me sick And I can't wait 'til I catch all you faggots in love it
Vanilla Ice don't me Said some in Vibe to spite me went and dyed his hair just like me A bunch of little kids wanna just like me
And run around screamin, "I don't care, bite me" I think I was put here to the world And destroy your 4 year old boy or girl I was put here to put fear in faggots who spray Faygo Root Beer And call themselves, clowns, 'cause they look
Faggot2Dope and Gay Detroit, when y'all live twenty miles away And I don't wrestle, I'll knock you fuckin' the fuck out Ask 'em about the club they was at when they out
After they ducked out the back when they saw us and out Ducked down and got paintballs shot at truck, blaow Look at y'all runnin' your again you ain't seen a fuckin' Mile Road, South of 10
And I don't need help D-12 to beat up two females In make-up, who may try to me with Lee Nails "Slim Anus," you damn right, Anus I don't get fucked in mine like you two little faggots
'Cause I'm just Mathers I'm not a wrestler guy, I'll you out if you talk about me Come and see me on the streets if you assholes doubt me And if you wanna run your mouth then come take your shot at me
Is it because you love me that expect so much of me? You little groupie bitch, get off me, go Puffy Now because of blonde mop that's on top And fucked up head that I've got, I've gone pop?
The underground just spunned and did a 360 Now these kids diss me and act like some big "Oh, he just did some shit Missy So now he thinks he's too big to do some shit MC Get-Bizzy"
My fuckin' bitch mom's suin' for ten She must want a dollar for every pill been stealin' Shit, where the fuck you I picked up the habit? All I had to do was go in her room and up her mattress
is it bitch, Mrs. Briggs or Ms. Mathers? It doesn't matter you Talkin' I fabricated my past He's just aggravated I won't in his ass
So tell me, what the is a fella to do? For every million I make, relative sues Family and fussin' over who wants to invite me to supper All the sudden, I got cousins (Hey, me)
A and sister who never seen me Or even bothered to me until they saw me on TV Now so happy and proud I'm finally allowed to foot in my girlfriend's house
Hey, hey and to top it off, I walked to the newsstand To buy this little magazine with a food stamp Skipped to the last page, right fast And do I see? A picture of my big white ass
Okay, let me give you motherfuckers some Uhh, double XL, double XL Now your magazine shouldn't have so trouble to sell Ahh fuck it, I'll even buy a couple
'Cause I'm, Marshall Mathers I'm just a regular guy, I don't know why all the about me ever gave a fuck before, all they did was doubt me Now wanna run they mouth and take shots at me
'Cause I'm, just Marshall I'm just a guy, I don't know why all the fuss about me Nobody gave a fuck before, all they did was doubt me Now everybody wanna run they mouth and take at me