You I just don't get it Last I was nobody, this year I'm sellin' records Now everybody to come around like I owe 'em somethin' Heh, the fuck you want me, ten million dollars? Get the fuck out of
You see I'm, Marshall Mathers I'm just a regular guy, I don't why all the fuss about me Nobody ever a fuck before all they did was doubt me Now everybody wanna run their mouth and try to take at me
Yo, you see me joggin', you might see me walkin' You might see me a dead rottweiler dog With it's head chopped off in the with a spiked collar at him 'cause the son of a bitch won't quit barkin'
Or leanin' out a window, with a shotgun up the block in the car that they shot 'Pac in Lookin' for Big's killers, dressed in Blue and red like I don't see what the big is
Double barrel twelve gauge, of Chris Wallace Pissed off Biggie and 'Pac just missed all this Watchin' all these cheap imitations get off 'em And get dollars that shoulda been there's they switched wallets
And amidst all Crist' poppin' and wrist watches I had to sit back and just watch and just get And walk around with an empty of Remi Martin Startin' like some 26 year old skinny Cartman
I'm anti-Backstreet and Martin With instincts to N'Sync, don't get me started These fuckin' brats sing and Britney's garbage What's this bitch retarded? Gimme back my dollars
All I see is in magazines smiling Whatever happened to out and bein' violent? Whatever to catchin' a good ol' fashioned Passionate ass-whoopin' and gettin' shoes coat And hat tooken?
New Kids on the Block, a lot of dick groups make me sick And I can't wait 'til I all you faggots in public love it
Vanilla Ice like me Said some shit in to spite me went and dyed his hair just like me A bunch of little wanna swear just like me
And run around screamin, "I don't care, bite me" I think I was put here to the world And your little 4 year old boy or girl Plus I was put here to put fear in who spray Faygo Root Beer And call themselves, clowns, they look queer
Faggot2Dope and Gay Claimin' Detroit, when y'all live twenty miles And I don't wrestle, I'll knock you fuckin' faggots the out Ask 'em about the club they was at when snuck out
they ducked out the back when they saw us and bugged out Ducked down and got paintballs shot at truck, blaow Look at y'all runnin' your again When you ain't seen a fuckin' Mile Road, of 10
And I don't need help from D-12 to up two females In make-up, who may try to scratch me with Lee "Slim Anus," you right, Slim Anus I don't get fucked in mine like you two flaming faggots
'Cause I'm just Marshall I'm not a wrestler guy, I'll you out if you talk about me Come and see me on the streets alone if you doubt me And if you wanna run your mouth then come take best shot at me
Is it because you me that y'all expect so much of me? You little groupie bitch, get off me, go Puffy Now because of blonde mop that's on top And this fucked up head that I've got, I've gone
The just spunned around and did a 360 Now kids diss me and act like some big sissies "Oh, he did some shit with Missy So now he thinks he's too big to do shit with MC Get-Bizzy"
My fuckin' bitch mom's for ten million She must a dollar for every pill I've been stealin' Shit, where the fuck you I picked up the habit? All I had to do was go in her room and up her mattress
is it bitch, Mrs. Briggs or Ms. Mathers? It doesn't you faggot Talkin' I fabricated my past just aggravated I won't ejaculate in his ass
So tell me, the hell is a fella to do? For every million I make, relative sues fightin' and fussin' over who wants to invite me to supper All the sudden, I got cousins (Hey, me)
A and sister who never seen me Or even bothered to me until they saw me on TV Now so happy and proud I'm allowed to step foot in my girlfriend's house
Hey, hey and then to top it off, I walked to the To buy this cheap-ass little with a food stamp to the last page, flipped right fast And what do I A picture of my big white ass
Okay, let me give you motherfuckers some Uhh, double XL, double XL Now your magazine shouldn't have so much to sell Ahh fuck it, I'll buy a couple myself
I'm, just Marshall Mathers I'm just a regular guy, I don't know why all the fuss me Nobody ever a fuck before, all they did was doubt me Now everybody wanna run they mouth and take at me
I'm, just Marshall Mathers I'm just a regular guy, I don't know why all the fuss me Nobody ever gave a fuck before, all did was doubt me Now everybody wanna run they mouth and take at me