You know I just get it Last year I was This year I'm records Now everybody to come around like I owe 'em somethin' The fuck you want me, ten million dollars? Get the out of here
You see I'm just Marshall (Marshall Mathers) I'm just a guy, I don't know why all the fuss about me (fuss me) Nobody ever a fuck before, All did was doubt me (did was doubt me) Now want to run they mouth And take shots at me (take at me)
Yo, you see me joggin', you might see me walkin' You see me walkin' a dead rottweiler dog With it's head off in the park with a spiked collar Hollerin' at him cause the son of a bitch won't barkin' Or leanin' out a window, a cocked shotgun Drivin' up the block in the car they shot 'Pac in Lookin' for Big's killers, dressin' Blue and red like I don't see what the big is Double barrel twelve thinkin' of Chris Wallace Pissed off, cause Biggie and 'Pac just all this all these cheap imitations get rich off 'em And get dollars should of been there's like they switched wallets And all this Crist' poppin' and wristwatches I had to sit back and watch and just get nauseous And walk around with an bottle of Remi Martin Startin' shit some twenty-six-year-old skinny Cartman ("God damnit!") I'm anti-Backstreet and Ricky instincts to kill N'Sync, don't get me started These fuckin' brats can't and Britney's garbage What's this bitch retarded? Gimme my sixteen dollars All I see is in magazines smiling Whatever happened to out and bein' violent? happened to catchin' a good-ol' fashioned Passionate ass-whoopin' and gettin' your shoes coat and hat tooken? New on the Block, sucked a lot of dick groups make me sick And I can't wait 'til I all you fagots in public I'm a it (ha ha ha)
Vanilla Ice don't me (uh-uh) Said some shit in Vibe to me (yup) Then went and his hair just like me (he he) A bunch of little kids want to swear like me And run around screamin', "I don't care, just me" (nah nah) I think I was put here to annoy the And destroy your little four-year-old boy or Plus I was put here to put fear in fagots who spray Faygo Beer And call themselves "Clowns" cause look queer you to Dope and Silent Gay Claimin' Detroit, when y'all twenty miles away (fuckin' punks) And I don't wrestle, I'll knock you fuckin' the fuck out Ask 'em about the club they was at they snuck out After they ducked out the back when they saw us and out (Ah!) Ducked down and got balls shot at they truck, blaow! Look at y'all runnin' mouth again When you seen a fuckin' Mile Road, south of ten And I don't need help, D-12, to beat up two females In make-up, who may try to me with Lee Nails "Slim Anus," you damn right, Slim I don't get in mine like you two little flaming fagots!
I'm, just Marshall Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm not a guy, knock you out if you talk about me (you talk about me) Come and see me on the streets If you assholes doubt me (assholes me) And if you to run your mouth Then take your best shot at me (your best shot at me)
Is it because you me that y'all expect so much of me? You little bitch, get off me, go fuck Puffy Now because of this blond mop on top And this up head that I've got, I've gone pop? The underground just spunned around and did a three Now these kids dis me and act like big sissies "Oh, he did some shit with Missy, So now he thinks he's too big to do some with M-C Get-Bizzy" My bitch mom's suin' for ten million She must want a dollar for every pill been stealin' Shit, the fuck you think I picked up the habit? All I had to do was go in her room and lift up her Which is it bitch, Mrs. Briggs or Ms. It matter you fagot! Talkin' I fabricated my past He's aggravated I won't ejaculate in his ass (Uh!) So me, what the hell is a fella to do? For every million I make, relative sues fightin' and fussin' over who wants to invite me to supper All the sudden, I got ninety-some cousins (Hey me!) A half-brother and sister who never me Or even to call me until they saw me on T-V Now everybody's so happy and I'm allowed to step foot in my girlfriend's house Hey-hey! And to top it off, I walked to the newsstand To buy this cheap-ass little magazine with a food Skipped to the page, flipped right fast And do I see? A picture of my big white ass Okay, let me give you motherfuckers some Uh, here, double X-L, X-L Now your shouldn't have so much trouble to sell Ah fuck it, even buy a couple myself
'Cause I'm just Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm a regular guy, I don't why all the fuss about me (fuss about me) ever gave a fuck before, All did was doubt me (did was doubt me) Now everybody to run they mouth And take shots at me (take at me)
'Cause I'm just Marshall (Marshall Mathers) I'm a regular guy, I don't why all the fuss about me (fuss about me) ever gave a fuck before, All did was doubt me (did was doubt me) Now everybody to run they mouth And shots at me (take shots at me)