You know I don't get it Last I was nobody This year I'm sellin' Now everybody wants to around like I owe 'em somethin' The fuck you want from me, ten million Get the fuck out of
You see I'm just Marshall (Marshall Mathers) I'm a regular guy, I don't know why all the fuss me (fuss about me) Nobody ever gave a before, All they did was me (did was doubt me) Now want to run they mouth And take at me (take shots at me)
Yo, you might see me joggin', you see me walkin' You might see me walkin' a dead dog it's head chopped off in the park with a spiked collar Hollerin' at him the son of a bitch won't quit barkin' Or leanin' out a window, a cocked shotgun Drivin' up the block in the car that shot 'Pac in Lookin' for Big's killers, dressin' Blue and red I don't see what the big deal is Double barrel gauge thinkin' of Chris Wallace Pissed off, cause Biggie and 'Pac missed all this all these cheap imitations get rich off 'em And get dollars should of been there's like they switched wallets And amidst all Crist' poppin' and wristwatches I had to sit back and just watch and just get And walk around with an empty bottle of Remi Startin' shit some twenty-six-year-old skinny Cartman ("God damnit!") I'm anti-Backstreet and Ricky With to kill N'Sync, don't get me started These brats can't sing and Britney's garbage What's this bitch retarded? back my sixteen dollars All I see is in magazines smiling Whatever happened to out and bein' violent? Whatever happened to catchin' a good-ol' Passionate ass-whoopin' and gettin' your shoes coat and your hat New on the Block, sucked a lot of dick Boy-girl groups me sick And I wait 'til I catch all you fagots in public I'm a it (ha ha ha)
Vanilla Ice like me (uh-uh) Said some shit in to spite me (yup) Then went and his hair just like me (he he) A bunch of little kids want to just like me And run screamin', "I don't care, just bite me" (nah nah) I think I was put here to annoy the And destroy your little four-year-old boy or Plus I was put here to put fear in fagots who Faygo Root Beer And call themselves "Clowns" cause they look Fagot you to and Silent Gay Claimin' Detroit, y'all live twenty miles away (fuckin' punks) And I don't wrestle, I'll knock you fuckin' fagots the out Ask 'em about the club was at when they snuck out they ducked out the back when they saw us and bugged out (Ah!) Ducked down and got balls shot at they truck, blaow! Look at runnin' your mouth again When you ain't a fuckin' Mile Road, south of ten And I don't need help, D-12, to beat up two females In make-up, who may try to scratch me with Lee "Slim Anus," you damn right, Slim I don't get fucked in mine you two little flaming fagots!
'Cause I'm, just Marshall (Marshall Mathers) I'm not a guy, I'll knock you out if you talk me (you talk about me) Come and see me on the streets If you assholes me (assholes doubt me) And if you to run your mouth Then come take your shot at me (your best shot at me)
Is it because you love me that expect so much of me? You little groupie bitch, get off me, go fuck Now because of blond mop that's on top And this fucked up head that got, I've gone pop? The just spunned around and did a three sixty Now these kids dis me and act some big sissies "Oh, he just did some shit Missy, So now he thinks he's too big to do some shit M-C Get-Bizzy" My fuckin' bitch suin' for ten million She must want a dollar for every I've been stealin' Shit, where the fuck you think I up the habit? All I had to do was go in her room and up her mattress Which is it bitch, Mrs. or Ms. Mathers? It matter you fagot! Talkin' I fabricated my past He's aggravated I won't ejaculate in his ass (Uh!) So tell me, what the is a fella to do? For every million I make, another sues Family fightin' and fussin' who wants to invite me to supper All the sudden, I got cousins (Hey it's me!) A half-brother and who never seen me Or even to call me until they saw me on T-V Now everybody's so and proud I'm finally allowed to step foot in my house Hey-hey! And then to top it off, I to the newsstand To buy this cheap-ass little magazine a food stamp to the last page, flipped right fast And what do I see? A of my big white ass Okay, let me give you motherfuckers help Uh, here, X-L, double X-L Now your shouldn't have so much trouble to sell Ah fuck it, even buy a couple myself
'Cause I'm just Marshall (Marshall Mathers) I'm just a guy, I don't why all the fuss about me (fuss about me) Nobody ever a fuck before, All they did was doubt me (did was me) Now want to run they mouth And take at me (take shots at me)
'Cause I'm Marshall Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm just a guy, I don't know why all the about me (fuss about me) ever gave a fuck before, All they did was me (did was doubt me) Now everybody want to run they And shots at me (take shots at me)