You I just don't get it Last year I was year I'm sellin' records Now everybody to come around like I owe 'em somethin' The you want from me, ten million dollars? Get the fuck out of
You see I'm just Marshall (Marshall Mathers) I'm just a guy, I don't know why all the about me (fuss about me) ever gave a fuck before, All did was doubt me (did was doubt me) Now everybody want to run mouth And take at me (take shots at me)
Yo, you might see me joggin', you see me walkin' You might see me walkin' a dead dog it's head chopped off in the park with a spiked collar Hollerin' at him cause the son of a won't quit barkin' Or out a window, with a cocked shotgun Drivin' up the block in the car that shot 'Pac in for Big's killers, dressin' ridiculous Blue and red like I see what the big deal is Double barrel gauge thinkin' of Chris Wallace Pissed off, cause Biggie and 'Pac just missed all Watchin' all these imitations get rich off 'em And get that should of been there's like they switched wallets And amidst all this Crist' and wristwatches I had to sit back and just watch and just get And walk around with an bottle of Remi Martin Startin' shit like some skinny Cartman ("God damnit!") I'm and Ricky Martin With instincts to N'Sync, don't get me started These fuckin' brats can't sing and garbage What's this bitch retarded? Gimme back my sixteen All I see is sissies in smiling Whatever happened to whylin' out and bein' happened to catchin' a good-ol' fashioned Passionate ass-whoopin' and gettin' your shoes coat and hat tooken? New Kids on the Block, a lot of dick Boy-girl groups me sick And I can't wait I catch all you fagots in public I'm a it (ha ha ha)
Vanilla Ice like me (uh-uh) Said some shit in to spite me (yup) Then went and his hair just like me (he he) A bunch of little kids to swear just like me And run screamin', "I don't care, just bite me" (nah nah) I I was put here to annoy the world And your little four-year-old boy or girl Plus I was put here to put fear in fagots who spray Faygo Beer And call "Clowns" cause they look queer Fagot you to Dope and Gay Claimin' Detroit, when y'all live miles away (fuckin' punks) And I don't wrestle, I'll knock you fuckin' the fuck out Ask 'em about the club was at when they snuck out After they ducked out the back when saw us and bugged out (Ah!) Ducked down and got paint balls at they truck, blaow! Look at y'all runnin' your again When you ain't seen a fuckin' Road, south of ten And I don't need help, from D-12, to up two females In make-up, who may try to scratch me with Lee "Slim Anus," you damn right, Slim I don't get in mine like you two little flaming fagots!
I'm, just Marshall Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm not a guy, I'll knock you out if you talk me (you talk about me) Come and see me on the streets If you doubt me (assholes doubt me) And if you to run your mouth Then come take your shot at me (your best shot at me)
Is it you love me that y'all expect so much of me? You little bitch, get off me, go fuck Puffy Now because of this mop that's on top And this fucked up that I've got, I've gone pop? The underground just spunned around and did a three Now kids dis me and act like some big sissies "Oh, he just did some shit Missy, So now he thinks he's too big to do shit with M-C Get-Bizzy" My fuckin' bitch mom's for ten million She must want a dollar for pill I've been stealin' Shit, where the fuck you think I up the habit? All I had to do was go in her room and lift up her is it bitch, Mrs. Briggs or Ms. Mathers? It doesn't you fagot! Talkin' I fabricated my past He's just aggravated I won't in his ass (Uh!) So tell me, what the hell is a to do? For every million I make, another sues Family and fussin' over who wants to invite me to supper All the sudden, I got ninety-some cousins (Hey me!) A half-brother and sister who seen me Or even to call me until they saw me on T-V Now everybody's so happy and I'm finally to step foot in my girlfriend's house Hey-hey! And to top it off, I walked to the newsstand To buy this cheap-ass little magazine a food stamp Skipped to the page, flipped right fast And what do I see? A of my big white ass Okay, let me give you motherfuckers help Uh, here, X-L, double X-L Now your magazine shouldn't so much trouble to sell Ah fuck it, I'll even buy a myself
'Cause I'm just Marshall (Marshall Mathers) I'm a regular guy, I know why all the fuss about me (fuss about me) Nobody gave a fuck before, All they did was me (did was doubt me) Now everybody want to run they And shots at me (take shots at me)
'Cause I'm Marshall Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm just a guy, I don't why all the fuss about me (fuss about me) Nobody gave a fuck before, All they did was me (did was doubt me) Now want to run they mouth And take at me (take shots at me)