You I just don't get it Last I was nobody This year I'm records Now wants to come around like I owe 'em somethin' The you want from me, ten million dollars? Get the fuck out of
You see I'm just Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm just a guy, I know why all the fuss about me (fuss about me) Nobody gave a fuck before, All did was doubt me (did was doubt me) Now everybody want to run mouth And take shots at me (take at me)
Yo, you might see me joggin', you might see me You might see me walkin' a dead dog With it's head chopped off in the with a spiked collar Hollerin' at him cause the son of a bitch won't quit Or leanin' out a window, with a shotgun Drivin' up the block in the car that shot 'Pac in Lookin' for Big's killers, dressin' Blue and red I don't see what the big deal is Double barrel twelve gauge thinkin' of Chris Pissed off, cause Biggie and 'Pac just missed all Watchin' all these cheap get rich off 'em And get dollars that should of been there's they switched wallets And amidst all Crist' poppin' and wristwatches I had to sit and just watch and just get nauseous And walk around with an empty bottle of Remi Startin' shit like some twenty-six-year-old Cartman ("God damnit!") I'm and Ricky Martin With instincts to kill N'Sync, don't get me These fuckin' brats can't sing and garbage What's this bitch retarded? Gimme back my sixteen All I see is sissies in smiling Whatever to whylin' out and bein' violent? happened to catchin' a good-ol' fashioned Passionate ass-whoopin' and gettin' your shoes coat and your hat New on the Block, sucked a lot of dick Boy-girl groups make me And I can't wait 'til I all you fagots in public I'm a it (ha ha ha)
Vanilla Ice don't me (uh-uh) Said some shit in to spite me (yup) Then went and dyed his hair just me (he he) A bunch of little kids to swear just like me And run around screamin', "I care, just bite me" (nah nah) I I was put here to annoy the world And destroy your little four-year-old boy or Plus I was put here to put fear in fagots who spray Root Beer And themselves "Clowns" cause they look queer Fagot you to Dope and Gay Claimin' Detroit, when y'all live twenty away (fuckin' punks) And I wrestle, I'll knock you fuckin' fagots the fuck out Ask 'em about the club they was at they snuck out After ducked out the back when they saw us and bugged out (Ah!) Ducked down and got paint shot at they truck, blaow! Look at y'all your mouth again When you ain't seen a Mile Road, south of ten And I don't need help, from D-12, to up two females In make-up, who may try to scratch me with Lee "Slim Anus," you damn right, Anus I get fucked in mine like you two little flaming fagots!
I'm, just Marshall Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm not a guy, I'll knock you out if you talk about me (you about me) Come and see me on the alone If you assholes me (assholes doubt me) And if you to run your mouth Then come take your best at me (your best shot at me)
Is it you love me that y'all expect so much of me? You groupie bitch, get off me, go fuck Puffy Now because of this blond mop on top And this up head that I've got, I've gone pop? The underground spunned around and did a three sixty Now kids dis me and act like some big sissies "Oh, he did some shit with Missy, So now he thinks too big to do some shit with M-C Get-Bizzy" My fuckin' bitch mom's suin' for ten She must want a dollar for every I've been stealin' Shit, where the you think I picked up the habit? All I had to do was go in her room and up her mattress is it bitch, Mrs. Briggs or Ms. Mathers? It doesn't you fagot! about I fabricated my past He's just aggravated I ejaculate in his ass (Uh!) So tell me, what the is a fella to do? For every million I make, another relative Family fightin' and fussin' over who to invite me to supper All the sudden, I got cousins (Hey it's me!) A and sister who never seen me Or even to call me until they saw me on T-V Now everybody's so happy and I'm finally allowed to step foot in my house Hey-hey! And to top it off, I walked to the newsstand To buy this cheap-ass little with a food stamp Skipped to the last page, flipped right And what do I see? A of my big white ass Okay, let me give you some help Uh, here, X-L, double X-L Now your shouldn't have so much trouble to sell Ah it, I'll even buy a couple myself
I'm just Marshall Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm just a guy, I don't know why all the fuss me (fuss about me) ever gave a fuck before, All they did was doubt me (did was me) Now everybody want to run mouth And take shots at me (take at me)
'Cause I'm Marshall Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm just a guy, I don't know why all the fuss me (fuss about me) Nobody ever a fuck before, All they did was doubt me (did was me) Now everybody to run they mouth And take at me (take shots at me)