You know I just get it Last I was nobody year I'm sellin' records Now everybody to come around like I owe 'em somethin' The fuck you want me, ten million dollars? Get the fuck out of
You see I'm just Marshall (Marshall Mathers) I'm just a guy, I don't why all the fuss about me (fuss about me) Nobody gave a fuck before, All they did was doubt me (did was me) Now everybody want to run they And shots at me (take shots at me)
Yo, you might see me joggin', you see me walkin' You see me walkin' a dead rottweiler dog With it's head chopped off in the park with a spiked Hollerin' at him cause the son of a won't quit barkin' Or leanin' out a window, with a cocked up the block in the car that they shot 'Pac in Lookin' for Big's killers, ridiculous Blue and red I don't see what the big deal is Double twelve gauge thinkin' of Chris Wallace Pissed off, cause Biggie and 'Pac just all this Watchin' all these cheap get rich off 'em And get that should of been there's like they switched wallets And amidst all this Crist' and wristwatches I had to sit back and just watch and get nauseous And walk around with an bottle of Remi Martin Startin' shit some twenty-six-year-old skinny Cartman ("God damnit!") I'm anti-Backstreet and Ricky With instincts to kill N'Sync, get me started These fuckin' brats can't and Britney's garbage What's this bitch Gimme back my sixteen dollars All I see is sissies in smiling Whatever happened to out and bein' violent? Whatever to catchin' a good-ol' fashioned Passionate ass-whoopin' and gettin' your coat and your hat tooken? New Kids on the Block, a lot of dick Boy-girl make me sick And I wait 'til I catch all you fagots in public I'm a it (ha ha ha)
Vanilla Ice don't me (uh-uh) Said some in Vibe to spite me (yup) Then went and dyed his hair just me (he he) A bunch of little kids want to just like me And run around screamin', "I don't care, bite me" (nah nah) I I was put here to annoy the world And destroy your little four-year-old boy or Plus I was put here to put in fagots who spray Faygo Root Beer And call themselves "Clowns" cause they look Fagot you to and Silent Gay Detroit, when y'all live twenty miles away (fuckin' punks) And I don't wrestle, I'll you fuckin' fagots the fuck out Ask 'em about the they was at when they snuck out After they ducked out the when they saw us and bugged out (Ah!) Ducked down and got paint balls at they truck, blaow! Look at runnin' your mouth again When you ain't seen a fuckin' Mile Road, of ten And I don't help, from D-12, to beat up two females In make-up, who may try to scratch me with Lee "Slim Anus," you damn right, Slim I don't get fucked in mine you two little flaming fagots!
'Cause I'm, just Marshall (Marshall Mathers) I'm not a guy, I'll knock you out if you talk about me (you about me) and see me on the streets alone If you doubt me (assholes doubt me) And if you want to run mouth come take your best shot at me (your best shot at me)
Is it because you love me y'all expect so much of me? You little bitch, get off me, go fuck Puffy Now of this blond mop that's on top And this fucked up head that I've got, I've pop? The underground just spunned and did a three sixty Now these kids dis me and act some big sissies "Oh, he just did some shit Missy, So now he thinks he's too big to do some shit M-C Get-Bizzy" My fuckin' bitch mom's suin' for ten She must want a dollar for every pill I've stealin' Shit, where the you think I picked up the habit? All I had to do was go in her room and up her mattress Which is it bitch, Mrs. Briggs or Ms. It matter you fagot! about I fabricated my past He's aggravated I won't ejaculate in his ass (Uh!) So tell me, what the hell is a to do? For every million I make, another relative Family fightin' and fussin' over who to invite me to supper All the sudden, I got cousins (Hey it's me!) A half-brother and sister who seen me Or even bothered to call me until saw me on T-V Now everybody's so and proud I'm finally allowed to step foot in my girlfriend's Hey-hey! And then to top it off, I walked to the To buy this cheap-ass little magazine with a food Skipped to the last page, right fast And do I see? A picture of my big white ass Okay, let me give you motherfuckers some Uh, here, X-L, double X-L Now your magazine have so much trouble to sell Ah fuck it, I'll buy a couple myself
I'm just Marshall Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm just a guy, I know why all the fuss about me (fuss about me) Nobody ever a fuck before, All they did was me (did was doubt me) Now want to run they mouth And take at me (take shots at me)
'Cause I'm Marshall Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm just a guy, I know why all the fuss about me (fuss about me) ever gave a fuck before, All they did was doubt me (did was me) Now everybody to run they mouth And take at me (take shots at me)