You I just don't get it Last I was nobody This I'm sellin' records Now everybody wants to come around like I owe 'em The fuck you from me, ten million dollars? Get the fuck out of
You see I'm just Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm a regular guy, I don't know why all the about me (fuss about me) ever gave a fuck before, All did was doubt me (did was doubt me) Now everybody to run they mouth And shots at me (take shots at me)
Yo, you might see me joggin', you see me walkin' You might see me walkin' a rottweiler dog With it's head chopped off in the with a spiked collar Hollerin' at him the son of a bitch won't quit barkin' Or out a window, with a cocked shotgun Drivin' up the in the car that they shot 'Pac in Lookin' for killers, dressin' ridiculous Blue and red like I see what the big deal is Double twelve gauge thinkin' of Chris Wallace Pissed off, cause and 'Pac just missed all this Watchin' all these imitations get rich off 'em And get dollars that should of been there's like they wallets And all this Crist' poppin' and wristwatches I had to sit back and just watch and get nauseous And walk around with an bottle of Remi Martin Startin' shit like some skinny Cartman ("God damnit!") I'm anti-Backstreet and Ricky With instincts to kill N'Sync, don't get me These fuckin' brats sing and Britney's garbage What's bitch retarded? Gimme back my sixteen dollars All I see is sissies in smiling Whatever happened to whylin' out and bein' Whatever happened to catchin' a good-ol' Passionate and gettin' your shoes coat and your hat tooken? New Kids on the Block, sucked a lot of Boy-girl make me sick And I wait 'til I catch all you fagots in public I'm a it (ha ha ha)
Vanilla Ice don't me (uh-uh) Said some in Vibe to spite me (yup) went and dyed his hair just like me (he he) A bunch of kids want to swear just like me And run around screamin', "I don't care, just me" (nah nah) I think I was put here to annoy the And your little four-year-old boy or girl Plus I was put here to put fear in fagots who spray Root Beer And call "Clowns" cause they look queer Fagot you to Dope and Gay Claimin' Detroit, y'all live twenty miles away (fuckin' punks) And I don't wrestle, I'll you fuckin' fagots the fuck out Ask 'em about the club they was at when snuck out After they ducked out the back they saw us and bugged out (Ah!) Ducked and got paint balls shot at they truck, blaow! Look at y'all runnin' your again you ain't seen a fuckin' Mile Road, south of ten And I don't need help, D-12, to beat up two females In make-up, who may try to scratch me Lee Nails "Slim Anus," you damn right, Slim I don't get in mine like you two little flaming fagots!
'Cause I'm, Marshall Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm not a guy, I'll knock you out if you talk about me (you talk me) Come and see me on the alone If you doubt me (assholes doubt me) And if you to run your mouth Then come take your best at me (your best shot at me)
Is it because you me that y'all expect so much of me? You little groupie bitch, get off me, go fuck Now of this blond mop that's on top And this fucked up head that I've got, I've gone The underground just spunned around and did a sixty Now these kids dis me and act some big sissies "Oh, he just did some shit Missy, So now he he's too big to do some shit with M-C Get-Bizzy" My fuckin' bitch mom's suin' for ten She must want a dollar for pill I've been stealin' Shit, where the fuck you I picked up the habit? All I had to do was go in her room and up her mattress Which is it bitch, Mrs. or Ms. Mathers? It doesn't you fagot! Talkin' about I my past just aggravated I won't ejaculate in his ass (Uh!) So me, what the hell is a fella to do? For million I make, another relative sues Family fightin' and fussin' over who wants to me to supper All the sudden, I got ninety-some cousins (Hey me!) A half-brother and who never seen me Or bothered to call me until they saw me on T-V Now so happy and proud I'm finally allowed to step foot in my girlfriend's Hey-hey! And then to top it off, I to the newsstand To buy this little magazine with a food stamp to the last page, flipped right fast And what do I A picture of my big white ass Okay, let me give you motherfuckers some Uh, here, X-L, double X-L Now your magazine shouldn't have so much trouble to Ah fuck it, I'll even buy a couple
'Cause I'm just Marshall (Marshall Mathers) I'm just a guy, I don't know why all the about me (fuss about me) ever gave a fuck before, All they did was doubt me (did was me) Now everybody to run they mouth And shots at me (take shots at me)
'Cause I'm just Marshall (Marshall Mathers) I'm a regular guy, I don't know why all the about me (fuss about me) Nobody ever a fuck before, All did was doubt me (did was doubt me) Now everybody want to run they And take at me (take shots at me)