You know I don't get it Last year I was year I'm sellin' records Now everybody wants to around like I owe 'em somethin' The you want from me, ten million dollars? Get the fuck out of
You see I'm Marshall Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm just a guy, I know why all the fuss about me (fuss about me) Nobody gave a fuck before, All did was doubt me (did was doubt me) Now want to run they mouth And take shots at me (take at me)
Yo, you see me joggin', you might see me walkin' You might see me a dead rottweiler dog With it's chopped off in the park with a spiked collar Hollerin' at him the son of a bitch won't quit barkin' Or out a window, with a cocked shotgun Drivin' up the block in the car that shot 'Pac in Lookin' for killers, dressin' ridiculous and red like I don't see what the big deal is Double barrel twelve gauge thinkin' of Chris Pissed off, cause Biggie and just missed all this Watchin' all these cheap get rich off 'em And get dollars that should of been there's like they switched And amidst all this Crist' and wristwatches I had to sit back and just watch and just get And walk around with an bottle of Remi Martin Startin' shit some twenty-six-year-old skinny Cartman ("God damnit!") I'm anti-Backstreet and Martin With instincts to kill N'Sync, get me started These brats can't sing and Britney's garbage this bitch retarded? Gimme back my sixteen dollars All I see is sissies in magazines happened to whylin' out and bein' violent? Whatever to catchin' a good-ol' fashioned Passionate ass-whoopin' and gettin' your shoes and your hat tooken? New Kids on the Block, a lot of dick Boy-girl make me sick And I wait 'til I catch all you fagots in public I'm a it (ha ha ha)
Ice don't like me (uh-uh) Said some shit in Vibe to me (yup) Then went and dyed his just like me (he he) A of little kids want to swear just like me And run around screamin', "I care, just bite me" (nah nah) I I was put here to annoy the world And destroy your little four-year-old boy or Plus I was put here to put fear in fagots who spray Faygo Root And call themselves "Clowns" cause look queer Fagot you to and Silent Gay Claimin' Detroit, when y'all live miles away (fuckin' punks) And I don't wrestle, I'll knock you fuckin' fagots the out Ask 'em about the club they was at when they out After they out the back when they saw us and bugged out (Ah!) Ducked down and got paint shot at they truck, blaow! Look at y'all your mouth again you ain't seen a fuckin' Mile Road, south of ten And I don't help, from D-12, to beat up two females In make-up, who may try to scratch me with Lee "Slim Anus," you damn right, Slim I don't get fucked in mine like you two little fagots!
'Cause I'm, just Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm not a guy, I'll knock you out if you about me (you talk about me) Come and see me on the streets If you assholes me (assholes doubt me) And if you to run your mouth Then take your best shot at me (your best shot at me)
Is it because you love me that expect so much of me? You little groupie bitch, get off me, go Puffy Now because of this mop that's on top And this fucked up head that got, I've gone pop? The underground just spunned around and did a three Now kids dis me and act like some big sissies "Oh, he just did shit with Missy, So now he thinks he's too big to do shit with M-C Get-Bizzy" My fuckin' mom's suin' for ten million She must want a dollar for every I've been stealin' Shit, where the fuck you I picked up the habit? All I had to do was go in her room and lift up her Which is it bitch, Mrs. Briggs or Ms. It doesn't you fagot! Talkin' I fabricated my past He's just I won't ejaculate in his ass (Uh!) So me, what the hell is a fella to do? For every I make, another relative sues Family fightin' and fussin' over who wants to invite me to All the sudden, I got ninety-some (Hey it's me!) A and sister who never seen me Or bothered to call me until they saw me on T-V Now everybody's so happy and I'm finally to step foot in my girlfriend's house Hey-hey! And then to top it off, I walked to the To buy this little magazine with a food stamp Skipped to the last page, right fast And what do I A picture of my big white ass Okay, let me give you motherfuckers help Uh, here, double X-L, X-L Now your magazine shouldn't have so much to sell Ah fuck it, I'll even buy a couple
'Cause I'm just Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm a regular guy, I don't know why all the fuss me (fuss about me) Nobody ever a fuck before, All did was doubt me (did was doubt me) Now everybody want to run they And take shots at me (take at me)
'Cause I'm Marshall Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm just a guy, I don't know why all the about me (fuss about me) Nobody ever a fuck before, All did was doubt me (did was doubt me) Now everybody want to run they And shots at me (take shots at me)