You know I just get it Last I was nobody year I'm sellin' records Now everybody wants to around like I owe 'em somethin' The fuck you want me, ten million dollars? Get the fuck out of
You see I'm Marshall Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm a regular guy, I don't know why all the fuss me (fuss about me) ever gave a fuck before, All they did was me (did was doubt me) Now everybody want to run mouth And take shots at me (take at me)
Yo, you see me joggin', you might see me walkin' You see me walkin' a dead rottweiler dog With it's head chopped off in the with a spiked collar Hollerin' at him cause the son of a won't quit barkin' Or leanin' out a window, a cocked shotgun Drivin' up the block in the car that shot 'Pac in for Big's killers, dressin' ridiculous Blue and red like I see what the big deal is Double barrel twelve gauge thinkin' of Chris Pissed off, cause Biggie and 'Pac missed all this Watchin' all these imitations get rich off 'em And get dollars that should of been there's like they switched And amidst all this Crist' and wristwatches I had to sit back and watch and just get nauseous And walk around with an empty bottle of Remi Startin' shit like some twenty-six-year-old Cartman ("God damnit!") I'm anti-Backstreet and Martin With to kill N'Sync, don't get me started These fuckin' brats can't and Britney's garbage What's this bitch retarded? Gimme back my dollars All I see is sissies in magazines happened to whylin' out and bein' violent? Whatever happened to a good-ol' fashioned Passionate ass-whoopin' and gettin' your coat and your hat tooken? New Kids on the Block, a lot of dick Boy-girl groups make me And I can't wait 'til I all you fagots in public I'm a it (ha ha ha)
Vanilla Ice like me (uh-uh) Said some shit in Vibe to me (yup) went and dyed his hair just like me (he he) A bunch of kids want to swear just like me And run around screamin', "I care, just bite me" (nah nah) I think I was put to annoy the world And your little four-year-old boy or girl Plus I was put here to put in fagots who spray Faygo Root Beer And call themselves "Clowns" cause look queer you to Dope and Silent Gay Claimin' Detroit, when live twenty miles away (fuckin' punks) And I wrestle, I'll knock you fuckin' fagots the fuck out Ask 'em about the club they was at when they out After they ducked out the back when they saw us and out (Ah!) Ducked down and got balls shot at they truck, blaow! Look at y'all runnin' mouth again When you ain't seen a fuckin' Road, south of ten And I don't need help, from D-12, to beat up two In make-up, who may try to scratch me with Lee "Slim Anus," you damn right, Anus I get fucked in mine like you two little flaming fagots!
'Cause I'm, just Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm not a guy, knock you out if you talk about me (you talk about me) Come and see me on the streets If you assholes me (assholes doubt me) And if you to run your mouth Then come take your shot at me (your best shot at me)
Is it because you love me that expect so much of me? You groupie bitch, get off me, go fuck Puffy Now because of blond mop that's on top And this fucked up head that I've got, gone pop? The just spunned around and did a three sixty Now these kids dis me and act like big sissies "Oh, he did some shit with Missy, So now he thinks he's too big to do some shit M-C Get-Bizzy" My fuckin' mom's suin' for ten million She must want a dollar for pill I've been stealin' Shit, where the you think I picked up the habit? All I had to do was go in her room and lift up her Which is it bitch, Mrs. or Ms. Mathers? It matter you fagot! Talkin' about I my past He's aggravated I won't ejaculate in his ass (Uh!) So me, what the hell is a fella to do? For million I make, another relative sues Family fightin' and fussin' who wants to invite me to supper All the sudden, I got ninety-some (Hey it's me!) A half-brother and sister who never me Or bothered to call me until they saw me on T-V Now everybody's so and proud I'm finally allowed to step foot in my girlfriend's Hey-hey! And then to top it off, I walked to the To buy cheap-ass little magazine with a food stamp Skipped to the last page, right fast And do I see? A picture of my big white ass Okay, let me give you motherfuckers some Uh, here, double X-L, X-L Now your magazine shouldn't have so trouble to sell Ah fuck it, I'll buy a couple myself
'Cause I'm just Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm just a guy, I don't know why all the about me (fuss about me) Nobody gave a fuck before, All they did was me (did was doubt me) Now everybody want to run mouth And take at me (take shots at me)
'Cause I'm Marshall Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm just a guy, I don't why all the fuss about me (fuss about me) ever gave a fuck before, All did was doubt me (did was doubt me) Now everybody want to run they And take at me (take shots at me)