You I just don't get it Last year I was This year I'm sellin' Now everybody wants to come like I owe 'em somethin' The fuck you want from me, ten dollars? Get the out of here
You see I'm just Marshall (Marshall Mathers) I'm just a guy, I know why all the fuss about me (fuss about me) Nobody gave a fuck before, All they did was me (did was doubt me) Now everybody want to run mouth And take at me (take shots at me)
Yo, you might see me joggin', you might see me You might see me a dead rottweiler dog it's head chopped off in the park with a spiked collar Hollerin' at him cause the son of a bitch won't quit Or leanin' out a window, with a cocked Drivin' up the block in the car that they 'Pac in Lookin' for Big's killers, ridiculous Blue and red I don't see what the big deal is Double barrel twelve gauge thinkin' of Wallace Pissed off, cause Biggie and 'Pac just all this all these cheap imitations get rich off 'em And get dollars that should of been there's like switched wallets And amidst all this poppin' and wristwatches I had to sit back and just watch and get nauseous And walk with an empty bottle of Remi Martin Startin' shit like twenty-six-year-old skinny Cartman ("God damnit!") I'm and Ricky Martin With instincts to kill N'Sync, get me started These fuckin' brats can't sing and garbage What's this bitch Gimme back my sixteen dollars All I see is in magazines smiling Whatever happened to whylin' out and bein' Whatever happened to catchin' a fashioned Passionate ass-whoopin' and gettin' your shoes and your hat tooken? New Kids on the Block, sucked a lot of Boy-girl groups me sick And I wait 'til I catch all you fagots in public I'm a it (ha ha ha)
Ice don't like me (uh-uh) Said some shit in to spite me (yup) Then went and his hair just like me (he he) A bunch of little kids want to just like me And run screamin', "I don't care, just bite me" (nah nah) I think I was put here to the world And destroy little four-year-old boy or girl Plus I was put here to put fear in fagots who spray Root Beer And call themselves "Clowns" cause they queer Fagot you to Dope and Gay Detroit, when y'all live twenty miles away (fuckin' punks) And I don't wrestle, knock you fuckin' fagots the fuck out Ask 'em about the they was at when they snuck out After they ducked out the back they saw us and bugged out (Ah!) Ducked down and got paint balls at they truck, blaow! Look at y'all runnin' your again When you seen a fuckin' Mile Road, south of ten And I don't help, from D-12, to beat up two females In make-up, who may try to scratch me Lee Nails "Slim Anus," you damn right, Anus I get fucked in mine like you two little flaming fagots!
I'm, just Marshall Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm not a guy, I'll knock you out if you talk about me (you about me) Come and see me on the alone If you doubt me (assholes doubt me) And if you to run your mouth come take your best shot at me (your best shot at me)
Is it you love me that y'all expect so much of me? You groupie bitch, get off me, go fuck Puffy Now because of blond mop that's on top And this fucked up head I've got, I've gone pop? The underground just spunned around and did a three Now these kids dis me and act like some big "Oh, he did some shit with Missy, So now he he's too big to do some shit with M-C Get-Bizzy" My fuckin' bitch mom's for ten million She must want a dollar for pill I've been stealin' Shit, where the you think I picked up the habit? All I had to do was go in her room and up her mattress Which is it bitch, Mrs. or Ms. Mathers? It doesn't you fagot! Talkin' I fabricated my past just aggravated I won't ejaculate in his ass (Uh!) So tell me, what the is a fella to do? For every million I make, another sues Family fightin' and fussin' over who wants to invite me to All the sudden, I got cousins (Hey it's me!) A and sister who never seen me Or bothered to call me until they saw me on T-V Now so happy and proud I'm finally allowed to step foot in my girlfriend's Hey-hey! And to top it off, I walked to the newsstand To buy this cheap-ass little magazine a food stamp Skipped to the last page, flipped right And do I see? A picture of my big white ass Okay, let me give you motherfuckers help Uh, here, X-L, double X-L Now your magazine shouldn't so much trouble to sell Ah fuck it, I'll even buy a couple
'Cause I'm Marshall Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm a regular guy, I don't know why all the about me (fuss about me) Nobody ever gave a before, All they did was me (did was doubt me) Now want to run they mouth And shots at me (take shots at me)
'Cause I'm Marshall Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm a regular guy, I don't why all the fuss about me (fuss about me) Nobody ever a fuck before, All they did was me (did was doubt me) Now everybody want to run they And take at me (take shots at me)