You know I don't get it Last year I was This year I'm records Now everybody wants to come around like I owe 'em The fuck you want me, ten million dollars? Get the fuck out of
You see I'm just Marshall (Marshall Mathers) I'm a regular guy, I don't why all the fuss about me (fuss about me) ever gave a fuck before, All they did was me (did was doubt me) Now everybody want to run mouth And take shots at me (take at me)
Yo, you might see me joggin', you might see me You might see me walkin' a dead dog With it's head chopped off in the park with a spiked Hollerin' at him cause the son of a bitch quit barkin' Or leanin' out a window, with a shotgun Drivin' up the block in the car that shot 'Pac in Lookin' for Big's killers, dressin' Blue and red like I see what the big deal is Double twelve gauge thinkin' of Chris Wallace Pissed off, cause Biggie and 'Pac just missed all Watchin' all these cheap get rich off 'em And get dollars that should of been there's like they switched And amidst all Crist' poppin' and wristwatches I had to sit back and just watch and get nauseous And walk around an empty bottle of Remi Martin Startin' shit like some twenty-six-year-old Cartman ("God damnit!") I'm anti-Backstreet and Ricky With instincts to kill N'Sync, get me started fuckin' brats can't sing and Britney's garbage What's this bitch retarded? Gimme back my dollars All I see is sissies in smiling Whatever happened to whylin' out and violent? Whatever to catchin' a good-ol' fashioned ass-whoopin' and gettin' your shoes coat and your hat tooken? New Kids on the Block, sucked a lot of Boy-girl groups me sick And I wait 'til I catch all you fagots in public I'm a it (ha ha ha)
Ice don't like me (uh-uh) Said some shit in Vibe to me (yup) Then went and dyed his hair like me (he he) A bunch of little kids want to swear just me And run around screamin', "I don't care, bite me" (nah nah) I think I was put to annoy the world And destroy your little boy or girl Plus I was put here to put fear in fagots who spray Faygo Beer And call themselves "Clowns" they look queer Fagot you to Dope and Gay Claimin' Detroit, when live twenty miles away (fuckin' punks) And I don't wrestle, I'll knock you fuckin' fagots the out Ask 'em about the club they was at they snuck out After they out the back when they saw us and bugged out (Ah!) Ducked down and got paint shot at they truck, blaow! Look at y'all runnin' your mouth you ain't seen a fuckin' Mile Road, south of ten And I don't need help, D-12, to beat up two females In make-up, who may try to me with Lee Nails "Slim Anus," you damn right, Anus I don't get fucked in mine like you two little fagots!
'Cause I'm, Marshall Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm not a guy, I'll knock you out if you talk about me (you talk me) Come and see me on the streets If you assholes doubt me (assholes me) And if you want to run your Then take your best shot at me (your best shot at me)
Is it because you love me that y'all so much of me? You groupie bitch, get off me, go fuck Puffy Now because of blond mop that's on top And this fucked up head that I've got, gone pop? The underground just around and did a three sixty Now these kids dis me and act like big sissies "Oh, he just did shit with Missy, So now he he's too big to do some shit with M-C Get-Bizzy" My bitch mom's suin' for ten million She must want a dollar for every pill been stealin' Shit, where the fuck you think I picked up the All I had to do was go in her room and lift up her Which is it bitch, Mrs. or Ms. Mathers? It matter you fagot! about I fabricated my past He's just aggravated I won't in his ass (Uh!) So tell me, what the is a fella to do? For every I make, another relative sues Family and fussin' over who wants to invite me to supper All the sudden, I got cousins (Hey it's me!) A and sister who never seen me Or even bothered to call me until saw me on T-V Now so happy and proud I'm finally to step foot in my girlfriend's house Hey-hey! And to top it off, I walked to the newsstand To buy this cheap-ass little magazine a food stamp Skipped to the last page, flipped fast And what do I see? A of my big white ass Okay, let me you motherfuckers some help Uh, here, double X-L, X-L Now your magazine shouldn't have so trouble to sell Ah fuck it, even buy a couple myself
'Cause I'm Marshall Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm a regular guy, I know why all the fuss about me (fuss about me) Nobody gave a fuck before, All they did was me (did was doubt me) Now want to run they mouth And take shots at me (take at me)
'Cause I'm just Marshall (Marshall Mathers) I'm just a guy, I don't know why all the fuss about me (fuss me) Nobody ever gave a before, All did was doubt me (did was doubt me) Now everybody want to run mouth And shots at me (take shots at me)