You I just don't get it Last year I was This year I'm records Now everybody wants to come around like I owe 'em The fuck you from me, ten million dollars? Get the out of here
You see I'm just Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm just a guy, I don't know why all the about me (fuss about me) ever gave a fuck before, All did was doubt me (did was doubt me) Now want to run they mouth And take shots at me (take at me)
Yo, you see me joggin', you might see me walkin' You might see me walkin' a dead dog With it's head chopped off in the park with a collar Hollerin' at him cause the son of a won't quit barkin' Or leanin' out a window, with a cocked Drivin' up the block in the car they shot 'Pac in Lookin' for Big's killers, ridiculous Blue and red like I don't see the big deal is barrel twelve gauge thinkin' of Chris Wallace Pissed off, cause and 'Pac just missed all this Watchin' all these cheap imitations get off 'em And get dollars that should of been like they switched wallets And amidst all this Crist' poppin' and I had to sit back and just and just get nauseous And walk around an empty bottle of Remi Martin Startin' shit like some skinny Cartman ("God damnit!") I'm anti-Backstreet and Ricky instincts to kill N'Sync, don't get me started These fuckin' can't sing and Britney's garbage What's this bitch retarded? Gimme back my sixteen All I see is in magazines smiling Whatever to whylin' out and bein' violent? Whatever to catchin' a good-ol' fashioned Passionate ass-whoopin' and gettin' your shoes coat and your hat New Kids on the Block, a lot of dick groups make me sick And I can't wait 'til I catch all you in public I'm a it (ha ha ha)
Vanilla Ice don't me (uh-uh) some shit in Vibe to spite me (yup) Then went and his hair just like me (he he) A bunch of little kids want to swear just me And run around screamin', "I care, just bite me" (nah nah) I I was put here to annoy the world And destroy your little four-year-old boy or I was put here to put fear in fagots who spray Faygo Root Beer And themselves "Clowns" cause they look queer you to Dope and Silent Gay Claimin' Detroit, when y'all live miles away (fuckin' punks) And I don't wrestle, I'll knock you fuckin' fagots the out Ask 'em about the club they was at when snuck out After they out the back when they saw us and bugged out (Ah!) Ducked down and got paint balls at they truck, blaow! Look at y'all runnin' your mouth When you ain't seen a fuckin' Road, south of ten And I don't need help, D-12, to beat up two females In make-up, who may try to me with Lee Nails "Slim Anus," you right, Slim Anus I don't get fucked in mine like you two little fagots!
I'm, just Marshall Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm not a guy, I'll you out if you talk about me (you talk about me) and see me on the streets alone If you assholes doubt me (assholes me) And if you to run your mouth Then come take your best at me (your best shot at me)
Is it because you love me that y'all expect so of me? You little bitch, get off me, go fuck Puffy Now because of blond mop that's on top And this up head that I've got, I've gone pop? The underground just spunned around and did a sixty Now these kids dis me and act some big sissies "Oh, he just did shit with Missy, So now he thinks too big to do some shit with M-C Get-Bizzy" My fuckin' bitch mom's for ten million She must want a dollar for every I've been stealin' Shit, the fuck you think I picked up the habit? All I had to do was go in her and lift up her mattress Which is it bitch, Mrs. or Ms. Mathers? It matter you fagot! Talkin' about I fabricated my He's aggravated I won't ejaculate in his ass (Uh!) So tell me, the hell is a fella to do? For million I make, another relative sues Family fightin' and fussin' over who wants to me to supper All the sudden, I got ninety-some cousins (Hey me!) A half-brother and sister who seen me Or even bothered to call me until saw me on T-V Now everybody's so and proud I'm finally to step foot in my girlfriend's house Hey-hey! And then to top it off, I to the newsstand To buy cheap-ass little magazine with a food stamp Skipped to the last page, flipped right And what do I see? A of my big white ass Okay, let me give you motherfuckers some Uh, here, X-L, double X-L Now your magazine shouldn't have so much trouble to Ah fuck it, I'll even buy a couple
'Cause I'm just Marshall (Marshall Mathers) I'm just a guy, I don't know why all the about me (fuss about me) Nobody ever gave a before, All they did was doubt me (did was me) Now want to run they mouth And shots at me (take shots at me)
'Cause I'm just Marshall (Marshall Mathers) I'm a regular guy, I know why all the fuss about me (fuss about me) Nobody gave a fuck before, All they did was doubt me (did was me) Now everybody want to run they And take at me (take shots at me)