You know I don't get it Last year I was This year I'm records Now wants to come around like I owe 'em somethin' The fuck you want from me, ten dollars? Get the out of here
You see I'm Marshall Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm a regular guy, I don't know why all the about me (fuss about me) Nobody gave a fuck before, All they did was doubt me (did was me) Now want to run they mouth And take at me (take shots at me)
Yo, you might see me joggin', you see me walkin' You might see me walkin' a rottweiler dog With it's head chopped off in the park with a collar at him cause the son of a bitch won't quit barkin' Or leanin' out a window, a cocked shotgun Drivin' up the block in the car that they shot in Lookin' for killers, dressin' ridiculous Blue and red like I don't see the big deal is Double barrel twelve gauge thinkin' of Chris Pissed off, cause and 'Pac just missed all this Watchin' all these cheap imitations get off 'em And get dollars that should of been there's like they wallets And amidst all this poppin' and wristwatches I had to sit and just watch and just get nauseous And walk with an empty bottle of Remi Martin Startin' shit like some twenty-six-year-old skinny ("God damnit!") I'm anti-Backstreet and Ricky With to kill N'Sync, don't get me started These fuckin' brats can't sing and garbage What's this bitch retarded? Gimme back my dollars All I see is sissies in smiling Whatever happened to out and bein' violent? Whatever happened to a good-ol' fashioned Passionate and gettin' your shoes coat and your hat tooken? New on the Block, sucked a lot of dick Boy-girl groups make me And I can't wait 'til I all you fagots in public I'm a it (ha ha ha)
Ice don't like me (uh-uh) Said some shit in to spite me (yup) went and dyed his hair just like me (he he) A of little kids want to swear just like me And run around screamin', "I don't care, bite me" (nah nah) I think I was put to annoy the world And your little four-year-old boy or girl Plus I was put here to put fear in fagots who spray Faygo Beer And call themselves "Clowns" cause they look Fagot you to Dope and Gay Claimin' Detroit, when y'all twenty miles away (fuckin' punks) And I don't wrestle, I'll knock you fagots the fuck out Ask 'em the club they was at when they snuck out they ducked out the back when they saw us and bugged out (Ah!) Ducked down and got paint balls shot at truck, blaow! Look at y'all your mouth again When you seen a fuckin' Mile Road, south of ten And I don't need help, from D-12, to beat up two In make-up, who may try to me with Lee Nails "Slim Anus," you right, Slim Anus I don't get fucked in mine like you two little fagots!
'Cause I'm, just Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm not a guy, I'll knock you out if you talk about me (you about me) and see me on the streets alone If you assholes doubt me (assholes me) And if you want to run your Then come take best shot at me (your best shot at me)
Is it because you love me y'all expect so much of me? You little groupie bitch, get off me, go Puffy Now of this blond mop that's on top And this fucked up that I've got, I've gone pop? The underground just spunned and did a three sixty Now these kids dis me and act like some big "Oh, he just did some with Missy, So now he thinks he's too big to do some with M-C Get-Bizzy" My fuckin' mom's suin' for ten million She must want a for every pill I've been stealin' Shit, where the you think I picked up the habit? All I had to do was go in her room and up her mattress is it bitch, Mrs. Briggs or Ms. Mathers? It doesn't you fagot! Talkin' I fabricated my past He's just aggravated I won't in his ass (Uh!) So tell me, what the hell is a to do? For every million I make, another sues Family fightin' and fussin' over who wants to me to supper All the sudden, I got cousins (Hey it's me!) A half-brother and sister who never me Or even to call me until they saw me on T-V Now everybody's so happy and I'm finally allowed to step foot in my girlfriend's Hey-hey! And then to top it off, I to the newsstand To buy this cheap-ass little with a food stamp to the last page, flipped right fast And what do I see? A picture of my big ass Okay, let me give you motherfuckers some Uh, here, double X-L, X-L Now your magazine shouldn't have so much to sell Ah fuck it, even buy a couple myself
I'm just Marshall Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm a regular guy, I know why all the fuss about me (fuss about me) ever gave a fuck before, All they did was me (did was doubt me) Now everybody want to run they And shots at me (take shots at me)
'Cause I'm Marshall Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm just a guy, I don't know why all the about me (fuss about me) Nobody gave a fuck before, All did was doubt me (did was doubt me) Now want to run they mouth And take shots at me (take at me)