Mark and Greg's Halloween

Im Mark
And Im Greg
And this is your spook
Ey Halloween song
Start the truck up, bitch
And hand me a beer
Were about to have some fun

Snatch that coloureds candy sack
Thats my candy
Shut up, black!
Go call your daddy if hes near
I aint seen my daddy in years
Were done with blacks now on to queers

Stop the truck and this pink house
Be quiet, it has a baby mouse
Now stop that faggots (Smash, splat)!
Thats what you get for suckin cock!
Thats what you get for suckin cock!

Halloween, Halloween
Im drinking beer, beer, beer
Im stayin away from queers on Halloween
I love drinking beer on Halloweeen
I love you Halloween!

I need to pee, please stop the truck
Shut Up Mark, heres a bingo cup
I filled it up, what do I do?
If only we could find a Jew
If only we could find a Jew

I see one hes right in our tracks
Hes dressed up and hes on the back
I need a shot so slow her down
Theres a new Jew mayor of pee-pee town
Theres a new Jew mayor of pee-pee town

Halloween, Halloween
Our favourite time of year
Im drinkin 18 beers on Halloween
I love to drink on Halloween
Im tired. What are we doing driving?

Halloweens over we must rest
We dream of Sexy Savannahs breasts
Shut Up Mark, turn off the light
Im still laughing about that piece of cock
(Laughing) piece of cock
(Laughing)

Piece of Cock
Piece of Cock