Mark and Greg on the Open Road

Beep, Beep, Beep
Honk, Honk, Honk
Get out the f***ing way
We got a load of

(Spoken)
Assorted women trouser socks
In all colours, even smoked grey

Well
Honk, Honk, Honk
Beep, Beep, Beep
Doing coke so we get no sleep
Greg is drunk
Mark is high
Time to do another line
(Sniff) Wooooo

Two chocolate chips is on our ass
Theyre just monkeys with helmet hats
Their big ole lips cant stop our load
Were Mark and Greg on the Open Road

Beep, Beep, Beep
Honk, Honk, Honk
Get out the f***ing way
We got a load of

(Spoken)
Fresh frozen tilapia with mango salsa
Frozen at sea for top freshness

Well
Honk, Honk, Honk
Beep, Beep, Beep
Doing coke so we get no sleep
Greg is drunk
Mark is high
Time to do another line
(Sniff) Wooooo

Im getting horny Mark. What do I do?
Pull down your pants, Ill service you
Were on the road so it aint gay
(Muffling)

Beep, Beep, Beep
Honk, Honk, Honk
Get out the f***ing way
We got a load of

(Spoken)
Oven Mitts
In the shape of a fat Italian chef
(Giggling)

Well
Honk, Honk, Honk
Beep, Beep, Beep
Doing coke so we get no sleep
Greg is drunk
Mark is high
Time to do another line
(Sniff) Wooooo

Were drunk and high, now what is next
Lets both take 16 hits of X
Im feelin good, lets make up time
I cant stop my teeth from grinding

Beep, Beep, Beep
Honk, Honk, Honk
Get out the f***ing way
We got a load of

(Spoken)
Mickeys little powdered donuts
Delicious and bitesize

Well
Honk, Honk, Honk
Beep, Beep, Beep
Doing coke so we get no sleep
Greg is drunk
Mark is high
Time to do another line
(Sniff) Wooooo

Mark, my friend, its time for sleep
Lets find a spick hoer to beat our meat
Hey senoritta youre quite a hottie
We need a place to dump the body

Beep, Beep, Beep
Honk, Honk, Honk
Get out the f***ing way
We got a load of

(Spoken)
Sexy Savannah phone cards
Scratch and sniff

Well
Honk, Honk, Honk
Beep, Beep, Beep
Doing coke so we get no sleep
Greg is drunk
Mark is high
Time to do another line
(Sniff) Wooooo