Many Happy Returns

From dismal daily rhythm came a dizzy ritual,
Stood waiting for your Ma to collect you,
Wondering if she ever asked you,
Who I was to you?
And wishing that I knew.

Then smudging your birthday card,
And thinking I didn't ought to have gotten you one on the first place,
But hoping for many happy returns to you,
Hoping for many happy returns to you.

Delivering a brick to the window of a house that I resented,
'Cause I thought you might have liked it,
But probably without me in it.

And knowing I wasn't even close to keeping you up on a night,
But hoping that someday I might,
And knowing I wasn't even close,
To taking your fangs,
Or even getting bitten.

"You Can't Live On Love Alone"

"You can't live on love alone"
When it struck me what she'd said,
It frightened me to death,
'Cause I don't think I've got much more in my head,

It is what it is,
It is what it is,

If you can't live on love alone,
What else is there?
I don't know,
Money's easy come and easy go,
Can you live on fun?
I don't think so.

If you can't live on love alone,
I don't wanna know, yeah,
I don't wanna know.