Mama Will Bark

My feet were killing me, my dogs were barkin'
I must have fallen asleep where I was parkin'
And then I dreamed two dogs were talkin', take my word
It was the doggone-est thing you ever heard

She said, You look so lovely in the moonlight
(Mama will bark)
(Yes, but papa will bark)
Your eyes are shining like the starlight
(Yes but mama will bark)
Your lips are so inviting, darling
Give me one more kiss

(Mama will spank)
The night is young and you are here so near
(But papa will spank)
Please let me whisper in your ear my dear
(But mama will spank)
This is the moment I have dreamed of darling
Oh, watch the bliss

I think that I shall never see
A tree as lovely as thee
Hot dog, woof

(Take me right home)
I wish tonight would never end
(I know that papa will spank)
I'd like to be more than a friend
(I know but mama will bark)
You know, I'm crazy 'bout you, honey
Give me one more kiss

Give me a kiss
(I really have to go, mama will worry)
Give me a kiss
(It's getting late, I really have to hurry)
(Well, just a teensie weensie little one and then goodnight)

Give me a paw
(Something inside me says, I really shouldn't)
Let me hold your paw
(If it was anybody else, I wouldn't)
Give me a paw
(The way you make me stay out late with you)
(It just ain't right)

I swear that I shall never see
A canine lovely as thee
Hot dog, woof

(Take me right home)
I wish the night would never end
(I know but papa will spank)
I'd like to be more than a friend
(I know but mama will bark)
You know, I'm crazy about you, honey
Give me one more kiss

Ahh say, you out there
This is for keepin' me [incomprehensible] awake every night, hah?
Well, take that and take that and take that
Hot dog, woof